Chapter 22: Zumuretti
Happy Liufu was frustrated, came back to practice honestly, in order to improve faster, Qiao Zheng still sent him to Yiyun Town every day, he is also the old rule, only three games, and has not met an opponent so far.
Happy and good-tempered, always smiling, so this popularity is excellent.
On this day, Happy was a little late for half a quarter, and Boss Lei Zhentian was already waiting outside the door, and when he saw Happy and Qiao Zheng coming far away, he was so happy that he trotted all the way up to meet him.
"Oh, my son-in-law, you're here."
smiled happily: "What's the matter, Boss Lei, you haven't seen you for a day?" ”
Boss Lei patted his thigh and said: "If it's been thirty autumns, without you, the God of Wealth, I, Lei Zhentian, can only barely earn some subsistence expenses, and there are a lot of people here today, all of them are clamoring to see you." ”
Happy to say: "See me? How? Invite me to supper? If someone invites me to supper, I'd like to see them. ”
Boss Lei said: "I please, I please, my son-in-law, go in quickly." ”
Grinning happily, he walked in.
Lei Zhentian is still full of people in the rivers and lakes, there are familiar faces who come every day, and there are also unfamiliar faces.
Happy and shouted: "I'm here, are you happy?!" ”
"Happy, happy, happy, happy......"
He smiled happily and threw his hand at everyone, saying, "It's best to be happy!" Happy best! ”
Qiao Zheng couldn't listen to it anymore, poked his elbow, and said, "Shut up, how can you praise yourself like this, you can't be cold." ”
Happy: "Hey, you don't understand, this is called being happy alone is better than being happy with everyone." ”
A middle-aged man smiled: "That's right, we were happy when we saw it, hahaha......"
"What is there to be happy about? I'm going to see what happiness is. ”
A woman's crisp voice pierced through everyone's hustle and bustle, piercing everyone's eardrums.
Two strange men separated from everyone and walked over, and behind the two came a sixteen or seventeen-year-old young girl, but when I saw her, she was tall, with a double bun on her head, fair complexion, deep-set eye sockets, dark blue eyes, long eyelashes, a high nose bridge, tight thin lips revealing a hint of arrogance, wearing a blue gold-rimmed suit, and her skin was even more dazzling, and she was not from Liang Guo at first glance.
Her appearance seemed to have a suction force, sucking the happy soul into the air, and the happy stared straight at her, looking up and down with a pair of big eyes, unable to take her eyes off for a long time.
"Hey, what are you looking at? Look at it and you'll gouge out your eyeballs! The girl glared at him with blue eyes.
Happily, the soul hanging in the air finally "plopped" and fell into possession, and asked with a smile: "Where are you a fairy?" I've never seen such a good-looking girl, my name is happy, what's your name? ”
The girl put her hands behind her back and said with a proud face: "My name is Zumuretti. ”
Happy said with some bitterness on his face: "Grandmother...... Hot? ”
He craned his neck to look behind her, and asked, "Your grandmother is here too?" Where is it, why didn't I see it? ”
The girl glared and said, "What grandmother, grandfather, I said my name is: Zu-Mu-Re-Ti." ”
Xing Xing pursed his lips, waved his hand, and said, "Well, it's quite hot here, your grandmother can go out to cool off first." ”
The crowd burst into laughter.
The girl was a little angry, stepped forward, looked up at Happy, and shouted in a sharp voice: "My name is Zumuretti!" ”
Happy grinned and said, "That's right, it's still grandmother's hot." Why do you call such a strange name? Tsk, it's hard to understand, but it seems that you are not from our Liang country, dare to ask, where are you a demon? ”
"Demons, demons? Do you dare to say that this girl is a demon? ”
The girl huffed and crossed her hands on her hips and said: "Tell you, this girl is not a demon, I am a native of the Western Regions, recently came to your Liang country to do business, just arrived in Tanzhou yesterday, and accidentally heard that there was a big devil in Yiyun Town, and a small snake raised was very powerful, so this girl came to see what kind of demon and monster it was." ”
Happy raised his hand and pointed to the tip of his nose, and said in surprise: "Big devil? Me? ”
Looking at the girl's commanding appearance, he suddenly smiled, clapped his hands, and said, "Okay, good, the big devil is also the leader, and I, the devil, are here to subdue you, the demon." ”
The girl said angrily: "Don't take advantage of your tongue, if you have the ability, let's go on stage and compete." ”
After saying that, she took the lead in getting up, turned her head on the stage, landed steadily, and her skills were extremely flexible, she raised her chin with joy: "How is it, dare you dare?" ”
smiled happily: "Okay, come on, come on, everyone come and see how this demon subdued this demon in the Western Regions today." ”
Qiao Zheng whispered behind him: "Be careful, boy, this girl's light skills are no worse than yours, don't underestimate the enemy, don't lose my old face." ”
A wicked smile crossed the corner of his mouth, and he said in a low voice, "Master, don't worry." ”
He shouted at the girl on the stage: "That grandmother is hot, I'm here." ”
He walked to the high platform without haste and put his hands on the platform.
Someone laughed and said, "Happy, are you planning to climb up again?" ”
happily shook his head and said, "How can it, today, this demon will play a new trick for you." ”
He withdrew his hand pressed on the platform, folded his body down, supported the ground with both hands, and suddenly came to a handstand, with his back to the ring.
Everyone was shocked, what kind of move was he playing? How can you come to power like this? These days, there are many tricks to be happy on stage, and every time it can attract everyone's laughter and applause, it is rare to see him honestly jump directly on stage, so now everyone is staring wide-eyed, quietly looking forward to what tricks he can play today.
At this time, he was upside down, his legs bent, and he stepped on the ring, except for the feet that were attached to the ring, there was no point of strength, his hands slowly left the ground, and his feet seemed to be glued to the ground, a good upside-down golden hook. Immediately, he shouted "up", the top of his head began to slowly rise up, the soles of his feet were like a jack pendant and the carpet on the stage sticked, not moving, and then he secretly exerted his strength, his legs gradually straightened, his abdomen was topped, and finally it became an iron bridge, until he completely turned his body up, the body was like his little snake possessed, rigid and soft, and the toughness of the bones of this body was not ordinarily good.
The audience applauded. The girl was also shocked, staring at him with a pair of blue eyes, as if she saw a real demon.
Looking at the girl with a happy smile, he said, "Grandmother is hot, have you ever seen this kung fu?" That's a lot of hard work. ”
The girl swallowed her saliva, raised her head, and said: "What kind of fist and embroidery legs are these, I haven't seen it, let's compare martial arts, compare skills, your bells and whistles and coax people to play, don't show up in front of this girl." ”
smiled happily: "Okay, but you are not allowed to cry if it hurts you." ”
The girl looked at him with a proud face and said, "I don't know who is crying for a while, I have prepared a handkerchief for you, waiting to wipe your tears." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly flew up, and a series of flying legs beckoned to her happy face and chest.
Happy dodged while shouting: "Hey, you sneak attack, so unruly, who is your master?" How to teach you, ouch, so dangerous. He ducked, his mouth still counting the girl.
The girl's leg skills are excellent, a move ring legs will be happy to force the side of the high platform, if you fall off the stage will lose, happy to shake the body, finally stabilized the figure, the girl's long legs attacked again, happy to rise, legs to the sides opened, a leg split narrowly avoided it, and then a palm slapped her shoulder, the girl dodged over, a harrier turned over, the long legs kicked him in the opposite direction, happy while dodging, while the mouth did not stop, in the blink of an eye, the two dismantled more than ten moves.
Happy to meet a girl in the ring for the first time, although he is unforgiving, but in action, he has always been avoiding, rarely taking the initiative to attack.
The girl was unforgivingly attacking and beating, happy carelessly, she kicked her in the lower abdomen, happily rubbed her belly, and shouted:
"Hey, I saw that you were a girl and didn't hit you, but you killed you. Then you're welcome. ”
"Whoever wants you to let me, you come, see who is powerful." The girl said in her mouth, flew up and kicked him in the chest, happy feet moved slightly, secretly made the magic work, instantly around her back, the girl kicked in front of her but there was no happy figure, turned her head to look, happy actually stood behind her, she didn't speak, turned back a whirlwind leg, happy quickly circled from her front, and when her long legs wanted to be closed, she suddenly raised her hand and hugged her ankle.
The girl was shocked, she twitched her legs twice and couldn't pull them back, and suddenly blushed and scolded: "Let go of your hands!" ”
happily said aggrievedly: "I won't let go, as soon as I let go, you'll kick me again." ”
Someone in the audience laughed and said: "Happy, don't let go, as soon as you let go, the girl will run away." ”
The girl was anxious and said, "I didn't pay attention just now, you let go, and we'll compare again." ”
"Than what?" Happy asked.
"Than a talisman." The girl replied.
After thinking about it happily, he said, "Okay, if you come back to Lei Zhentian, then I'll let you go back." He let go.
The girl withdrew her legs, and she was unconvinced: "Who wants you to let it!" You're just a little faster than me, and my true skills haven't been revealed yet, so let's compare them again. ”
The girl stood firm, her arms opened, and she secretly used internal force, and in an instant, two small black dots appeared from the palms of her hands, and the two black dots formed two black lines, which quickly converged to the middle, and finally merged into one, quickly turning into a black long stick, about a foot long, as thick as the mouth of a bowl, and the whole body also exuded a faint black gas.
Staring happily at this black stick, his eyes were full of surprise, and he said: "I said that grandmother is hot, you are a very beautiful little girl, how can you play with such a black stick?" The beggars' sticks are better than it, tsk, why do I worry about you when I think of you walking down the road with this black smoke stick? ”
The girl asked, "What are you worried about?" ”
happily said: "I'm worried that you will be watched!" I don't know, I thought that the girl carried the freshly burned charcoal on her shoulder. ”
Everyone immediately made up a wonderful picture: a girl from the Western Regions, beautiful as a flower, carrying a thick black stick that exudes black gas on her shoulder, swaggering on the road. I couldn't help but laugh.
Qiao Zheng frowned and stared at the stick tightly, his face solemn.
The girl glanced at everyone in the audience, and said with disdain in her eyes: "At first glance, you are some people who have never seen the world, this is called Lingxiao Black Wind Stick." ”
Happy pretended to be surprised: "What? Black Wind Monster? No wonder there's a demonic aura, otherwise, brother, I'll give you a beautiful stick, how about it? ”
Speaking of this, his palm shimmered, accompanied by a circle of white light, and sure enough, a snow-white "stick" with a length of more than one zhang appeared, wrapped in transparent ice, which looked like it was wrapped in a layer of crystal, exuding a dazzling light.
He grabbed the "stick", held it up in front of her, and said, "Look, this is the baby, how about it?" To change or not to change? ”