Chapter 34: Happy to be beaten

Happy to play three games happily, back to the mountain house. The courtyard was pitch black, and it seemed that the master had not returned yet.

Closing the courtyard door, he jumped to the bedroom, and suddenly a figure blocked his way, happy and startled, reflexively jumped back a step, put on a posture of battle, and shouted:

"Who?"

"Who? By the time you see me, your head will fall to the ground. ”

As soon as I heard this rich man's voice, I was happy: "Master, are you back?" ”

Sure enough, the man in front of him was his master Qiao Zheng, but at this time, Qiao Zheng's face was not very good, the corners of his mouth were tightly pursed, and two cold lights shot out of his two eyes, and he asked:

"Let me ask you, did you go out for a run when I wasn't home?"

Happy "hehe" smiled: "I, I'm very honest, I'll go to Lei Zhentian ......"

Qiao Zheng suddenly raised his leg and stretched out his hand to take off his shoes, and scolded: "It's also thundering, I'll let you lie to me, stinky boy, you are bold, you ...... it."

I was glad to see his shoes drawn, and he ran away.

"Master, Master, what are you doing, as soon as you come back, you will beat people, and there is no Wang Fa......"

Qiao Zheng chased after him and scolded: "You still ask me if I have a royal law, ah?" I take advantage of my absence at home, just sneak out to do bad things, do you think I don't know, right, don't you want to know Wang Fa, then I'll let you know what Wang Fa is, stinky boy, don't run, you have the ability to find a fight with the Sky Shaking Tiger, you don't have the ability to be beaten by me, what are you running......"

"Master, Master, ouch, don't fight, how do you know, ouch, my God, you're a dead hand, it hurts, you're going to kill someone!"

"It's better for me to kill you than for you to die at the hands of the Sky Shakers!"

"Master, Master, don't fight, it hurts, I'll tell you, I'll tell you it......"

"If you want to say that I don't listen to it now, you stinky boy can't spit out ivory in his mouth, there are a few serious words to say, let's beat me up first!"

"Don't, Master, ah! You take it lightly, ouch, take another beating, don't hit the head, Master, you'll be stupid......"

The master and apprentice ran and chased one after another in the courtyard, no matter how happy they dodged, they couldn't escape Qiao Zheng's soles, and they slapped their heads and faces, and no matter how fast they dodged, they still took seven or eight hits.

Qiao Zheng finally stopped, holding his shoes in his hands, his chest rising and falling violently.

I'm glad to know that Master's Divine Skills are much stronger than himself, and he doesn't feel angry when he runs a hundred and ten miles, and he won't be out of breath at all when he runs a few laps like this, obviously, this time he is really angry.

"Come over to me!" Qiao Zheng roared.

Happy rolled his eyelids, pouted, and looked like he had done something wrong and was found to be weak-hearted, and slowly moved in front of him.

He cautiously asked, "Master, how do you know?" ”

Qiao Zheng roared: "How do you know, tell you, your master and I are eyeliner everywhere, I don't know what you do?" What a bold man, you, while I was not at home, you ran to Xinzhou City alone, have you lived enough to find death? If you're looking for death, tell me, someone will clean it up for you, do you say you still have Master in your eyes? You're going to rebel, you're going to turn the sky upside down! ”

Qiao Zheng's voice was loud enough, and every time he said a word, his frightened head shrank back half an inch, and finally, he raised his hand to wipe the saliva on his face, and said timidly:

"Master, there is an old saying that 'saliva can drown people.'"

"I'm afraid that my saliva will drown you, so you're not afraid that the Sky Shaking Tiger will swallow you in one bite?" Qiao Zheng continued to scold angrily.

Happy hurriedly raised his arm to cover the splashing spitting stars with his sleeves, poked his eyes out from under his arm, and said weakly:

"Master, the anger hurts the liver, you dissipate the qi, let's have something to say, okay?"

"No! Tell you about it? You didn't take it when you gave you face, you just ran out and lost all the old faces of Master. He slammed his shoe to the ground.

Happy to know that he was in trouble, he hurriedly squatted down, picked up his shoes to help him put on his feet, and finally did not forget to raise his hand and pat the dust on the upper of his shoes.

The hippie smiled softly and whispered: "Master, you have scolded and scolded, and you have beaten you, so don't be angry, and if you turn around and get angry, it is still my sin." ”

"You don't have the heart or lungs, and you still laugh, apprentice? I almost didn't have you as an apprentice! Look at how majestic you are, I've only been gone for two days, you went to fight with the Sky Shaking Tiger one day, and beat Wang Laoqi in Yiyun Town one day, and came back with the name of a 'devil', oops, look at my disciple is really promising. Qiao Zheng looked disdainful and said sarcastically.

But his words made him stupid, and he asked in a daze, "Master, have you been following me?" How do you know everything? ”

Qiao Zheng said: "I still need to follow you?" You kid fart, when you put it, where you put it, and how loud it is, I know it, hum! Haven't you always wanted to fight the Sky Shakers? This time you got your wish, you said yourself, how many lives do you have to fight him? ”

Happy cheekily stretched out three fingers, "Three."

Hearing this, Qiao Zheng scolded him: "Even I can't beat him, who do you think you are, it's enough to kill you once, and you have three lives?" Are you a cat? Are you embarrassed to say it? ”

Happy didn't feel embarrassed at all, he showed a mysterious expression and said, "Master, this time I have a major discovery, it is about my little white snake, do you want to listen?" ”

"If there's a fart, let it go!" Qiao Zheng said angrily.

Said happily: "My little white snake can be urged without internal force, and it can take the initiative to appear to defend against the enemy." ”

"What?"

Qiao Zheng was stunned and asked, "You mean that the little snake will automatically appear when you are in danger?" ”

Happy nodded earnestly.

Qiao Zheng was a little surprised, "The White Tiger of the Heaven Shaking Tiger can defend itself against the enemy, this kind of talisman is extremely rare."

Happy: "Yes, Master, if I hadn't attacked Liufu, how could I have discovered the power of the little white snake." ”

Qiao Zheng became interested and said, "Come on, come on, sit down and say sit down and say, you can tell me how you fought each other." ”

The two of them sat on the ground, and happily told them in detail what happened during the night attack in Liufu, and when he talked about Zifeng, Qiao Zheng frowned and said:

"I have also heard of this Purple Wind, he is the apprentice of the Sky Shaking Tiger Liu Fansheng, and the talisman is the Purple Demon Whirlwind, but I haven't seen it, and no one knows what his name is, but I heard that the Sky Shaking Tiger has been taking him with him recently, and the two of them have killed a lot of people in the rivers and lakes, and if this continues, Zi Feng may become the second Sky Shaking Tiger."

"At that time, I was really afraid that my little snake would be eaten by the whirlwind, but strangely, he had no intention of killing me, and besides, he let me go. ”

Qiao Zheng said curiously: "Zifeng actually let you go, isn't this disciple of Liu Fansheng not having the same heart as him?" Or is it lust? ”

Happy shook his head: "I don't know." ”

He really doesn't know, it's strange to say, every time he thinks of this purple wind, he always feels a feeling that he can't speak, he has no malice towards himself at all, from the beginning of chasing himself, to the last sentence "don't run yet", how do you think he just wants to drive himself away from Liufu, the farther away the better?! Perhaps, the Sky Shaking Tiger's subordinates are not all bad guys.

Qiao Zheng's expression was solemn, for a long time, and said: "Happy, I know you want to defeat the Sky Shaking Tiger, but, with your current kung fu, it is obviously far away, I plan to help you ask a teacher for guidance, he will definitely be able to help you, I went out this time to meet this person." ”

Happy asked curiously, "Who?" ”

Qiao Zheng said: "Zumuretti's father. ”

"Huh? Master, did I hear me right? Is that the father of the wicked? "My eyes are bursting with joy.

"What a demon, you mouth, you don't have a door guard all day long, Zumureti's father is called Reheki." Qiao Zheng's head is a little big.

"W-What? Hot, dark wood? Hahaha...... "Happy couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Qiao Zheng was stunned: "What are you laughing at?" ”

He smiled happily and said, "Master, did you see the black smoking stick that your grandmother was hot?" I finally know the source now, it turns out that her father's name is hot black wood, no wonder her stick is black, and it smokes, hot black wood, grandmother is hot, dare to love is 'hot smoking', her father and daughter are on fire, hahaha...... "He himself leaned back and put himself together."

Qiao Zheng looked at him with tears and laughter, until he finally laughed enough, and then said: "Please, boy, don't talk nonsense, in the Western Regions, 'Hot Black Wood' means kindness, this Hot Black Wood is a martial arts master in the Western Regions, and his talisman is a cow, called the Heaven Splitting Divine Cow, which is also very strong, and there are few opponents." ”

Happy head shook into a rattle, and said reluctantly: "If I follow him to cultivate, won't my grandmother's heat be dangling in front of my eyes every day?" It's too late for me to hide from him, so it's better for me to send it to the door myself. ”

Qiao Zheng said: "Isn't that good? You also have a companion to practice together, and you can still learn, don't underestimate Lingxiao Black Wind Stick, that child is just young and her skills are not enough, as long as she practices diligently, within five years, she will have great success. If you train with her, it will help you a lot. ”

happily put on a bitter gourd face and said, "Don't you know, that girl has a lot of problems with one mouth, and I have a little headache when I see her." ”

Qiao Zheng stood up and said, "Then don't go to study, anyway, follow Master and me, and you will practice like this, and you will go to Lei Zhentian to play with second- and third-rate characters in this life." ”

Hearing this, his eyes rolled happily and asked, "Then what will happen if this hot black wood's Heaven Splitting Divine Cow is against the White Tiger of the Heaven Shaking Tiger?" ”

Qiao Zheng said: "There should be no distinction between up and down. ”

Gao Xing's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly stood up and said, "That's okay, Master, I'll go study." ”

Qiao Zheng said "um": "It's about the same, if you are willing to learn, I will take you to see him tomorrow." ”

Happy: "Where is he?" ”

Qiao Zheng: "I came back with him tonight, and now he lives in the restaurant where his daughter lives." ”

Happy: "Master, how do you think of asking him to teach me cultivation?" ”

Qiao Zheng said vaguely: "That, it was Zixu who went to Lei Zhentian last time to see Zu Mureti, Zixu and her father Rehemu are friends, so I remembered it, this time we went out, just to find her father." ”

Happy: "Is her grandmother's hot father also blue-eyed?" ”

Qiao Zheng walked towards the room and let out a "hmm" from his throat.

Happy chased after him: "Then Master, how did you know that I was looking for the Sky Shaking Tiger?" ”

Qiao Zheng glanced at him and said, "Still asking?" I said that I have eyeliner, and your every move will not try to escape my eyes, so you don't cause trouble everywhere for me, otherwise I won't spare you! ”

Happy and aggrieved: "I just want to find my brother." ”

Qiao Zheng turned to look at him and scolded in a low voice: "When you don't succeed, you have to learn to be patient, patient, understand?" ”

happily pouted "oh", but when he remembered that there were always two eyes staring at him behind him, he felt like a man on his back, and he couldn't help but shudder.