Chapter 51: Ghost Worm Fart
I saw that the stink bug was a completely different color than what I usually saw. Here, there are usually green stink bugs on the trees, and there are black stink bugs with slightly larger bodies in the cotton field, and now the two stink spots I see, I don't know where they come from, are actually the size of my palm, and they climb on the gable wall of the east house, one running fast in front, and the other chasing quickly behind.
Moreover, I saw that both of them had words in their mouths, and the sound they made was the same one I had just heard. But why are they capable of emitting human voices that I am so familiar with?
These two huge stink bugs, needless to say, are huge, but their color is the same color as the bricks on the gable of my house, black, blue, black and blue, no wonder I didn't see them when I stood at the base of the gable just now. I just felt like they were so close to me, as if I could catch them as soon as I reached out.
When I saw this situation, I quickly turned around, and I didn't dare to go forward, for fear of alarming the two of them, so I stood on the edge of the pit, watching, and after a while, a big stinkspot insect in front of me actually jumped lightly, and didn't even spread the wings hidden on the body, and jumped directly to the trunk of the neem tree in my house, and the one behind it, also followed, and also jumped lightly, just like sticking to the trunk of the neem tree.
Obediently, these two guys, I don't know why, they are chasing and chattering and arguing. I was behind, watching the two of them, their huge bellies, rubbing against the trunk of the neem tree like a little dustpan, and in a few moments they ran up to the canopy of the neem tree, and were about to be obscured by the foliage.
I hurriedly ran under the neem tree, raised my head and looked up, only to see that the two of them were still chasing me and running fast one after the other. However, I was surprised to find that the color on their bodies slowly turned the pale red of the neem trunk.
I can't imagine that these things will change color, no wonder I can't see their shadows after a cursory look. However, how could it be that they were two giant insects, and although I really couldn't hear what they were arguing about, it was obviously the voice of a human being.
I'm just afraid they'll fly away, and I'll have to ask where they came from, how can they speak as well as I do. So, I hurriedly jumped up, and saw that I was about to be level with them, and burrow into the branches and leaves of the neem tree, but I didn't expect that this big stinky spotted insect behind me, I don't know what stimulation it was, suddenly lifted its buttocks, and then squeezed its stomach, and a black and yellow smoke gushed at me.
Oh my God, I hurried down, but my eyes were still staring at the two big stink bugs in the thick fog, and I kept looking. I know that no matter how big or small the bugs are, as long as they fart, they must be extremely smelly, and the smell will last for a long time.
But this is the first time I've seen a stinky bug that emits black and yellow smoke. I was afraid to smell the smelling fart, and as the black and yellow smoke was falling rapidly, I had just fallen to the ground and ran towards the dragon's gate. Who knows, I may have run too fast, driving the breeze, and the black and yellow smoke actually rushed after me.
Oh my God, it's so strange that this fart can turn around. Where do I have to hide, and the black and yellow smoke is about to cover my head. I hurriedly closed the door of my house with both hands, and I rushed out.
Now, I don't smell the stinking nir. I ran to the row of thorn trees outside the wall of my yard, and when I looked back, sure enough, the black and yellow smoke was blocked in the yard and slowly dissipated. And when I looked up at the neem tree again, I couldn't find the two giant stink bugs anymore.
I thought they had changed color, the color of the leaves, but I looked at them over and over again, but I didn't see them. Later, I saw through the dense branches and leaves of the neem tree that the two large stinky insects actually spread out a pair of large wings hidden on their backs, like a turtledove, fluttering out of the branches and leaves, and soaring into the air......
I stepped on the branch of the neem tree, and jumped up a little more, and I fixed myself on the top of the neem tree, and looked up at the two giant stink bugs that had been flying farther and farther away for a long time, and before long they were gone.
I was a little stunned, and I quickly left behind before my parents had returned. I had nothing to do, but I sat alone in a small chair at the dragon's gate, holding my face in my hands, and wondering why these two stink bugs spoke human language, what they said, why they changed color, and why they were so big......
I thought a lot, but I couldn't find the answer. After a while, I was sleepy again, there seemed to be a wind outside, the wind was very small, I saw the leaves on the crooked-necked jujube tree by the pit outside, swayed slightly, my eyelids sank, and I fell asleep......
In my sleep, I heard the sound of someone's footsteps outside the dragon gate, from far to near, and then from near to far, walking by, and then heard a dog barking, coming from the east road, and after a few sounds, it stopped barking.
I also heard the hens clucking as if they were laying eggs, and I don't know whose sheep were bleating loudly, and in a few moments I heard a buzzing sound coming to me like a tide......
I don't know what it was called, or what kind of wings were flapped, but the buzzing sound was getting louder and louder, that is, the sound was getting closer and closer to me...... I dreamed, but the dream was extremely chaotic, and it didn't take long for me to feel a burst of heat all over my body, and a burst of urine came again, and I was going to pee, and as soon as I thought of this, I woke up.
When I opened my eyes, I saw Xiao Kui of the second dog's house in the east, standing on the edge of my house's pit and peeing on the root of my jujube tree, the urine was really long, I sat on the chair and stared at this guy, for a long time, he stopped trembling twice.
I don't know what this guy was doing when he came to my door to pee for such a long time, I fell asleep, and I don't know if this guy ran into my yard. Now I woke up and saw that this guy was still facing my jujube tree, not moving, as if someone had been immobilized, and he didn't turn around and walk away, and he didn't say hello to me.
What is this guy thinking? Does he want to scare me, hmph, I'm not as good as I used to be, don't say you're a big living person, even if it's a guy who doesn't have any five views on his face, I've not only seen it, but I'm not afraid, but I'm also afraid that you're a guy who is jumping around alone?
I suddenly thought of a prank idea in my heart, hehe, so I stood up quietly, bent my waist, and felt a half-cut brick from the side of the dragon gate wall of my house, and wanted to smash it hard against the water surface of the pit where he was standing, haha, if this guy didn't have time to dodge, his body would definitely be splashed with dung and water.