"Dangdang, dang! Brother, get up! Slackers. ”

"No, I was too tired from running yesterday, I want to sleep more."

"No, today you asked Xiaoni to climb Hengshan, it's rude to go late."

"Why don't we go? My EQ is negative, and my experience in pleasing women is zero, and this kind of dating girls will definitely fail.

I might as well call her and tell her to make good on her promise. ”

Xiao Man's eyebrows suddenly became erect, and he reached out and grabbed Dr. Chen's leg and lifted Dr. Chen upside down.

"Yaga! Master, you're a red deer! I just praised you yesterday, and today I exposed the essence of the pervert. It is absolutely not okay to be lazy, and I wash my face and work immediately. ”

Xiao Man carried Dr. Chen towards the sink, and Dr. Chen kept wailing.

"Hey, I can get up and wash my face, you can't lift me upside down. You're not tall enough, my head is rubbing on the ground, hey! ”

Xiao Man angrily lifted Dr. Chen to the washstand, and found that he really couldn't wash his face upside down, so he straightened Dr. Chen over.

Dr. Chen rubbed the back of his head, which almost wore out his hair, "Bastard designer, why did you design Xiaoman so violently?" ”

Xiao Man stood there, down for a while, and his voice suddenly returned to softness.

"Brother, come, I'll help you rub your head, and then wash your face."

Dr. Chen breathed a sigh of relief, Xiaoman finally returned to normal, and the future self bought it seemed to be a substandard product.

With cold water poured on his face, Dr. Chan sobered up a lot and suddenly remembered a question.

"Xiaoman, why did you spit out a series of Fusang words just now?"

"Brother, because the person who made me is a bastard old devil."

Yes? Now I know that my cute little man is actually produced in Dongying, should I boycott it?

"When I'm angry and the internal data line can't handle the big data stream, the function is automatically transferred to the auxiliary external brain, so the Fuso language occasionally pops up."

Dr. Chan didn't know anything about machine artificial intelligence, and he didn't know what the auxiliary external brain was all about.

He remembered that Xiaoman seemed to have said that it was not a good person who made her, but an old devil.

"Xiaoman, the back of my head hurts, I ask to be fed in bed."

"Brother, there is no such treatment, who made you always think about lust. Hurry up and eat, and let's go when we're done. ”

…………

Taxis travel north along the road, and the closer you get to Hengshan, the better the air and the more pleasant the surrounding scenery becomes.

Xiao Man stuck his head out of the car window and looked around greedily, the morning fog had not completely faded, and the emerald green bamboo sea loomed in the fog.

"The wind is blowing, and I can hear the singing of the elves inside."

Xiaoman's mood became high, and he seemed to be completely back to normal.

"Brother, I'm so happy to take me out to play."

Dr. Chan was puzzled, "Didn't I come out on a date with Xiao Ni?" ”

"Brother, you're too straight, can't you tell a lie to coax me? As long as you take me with me, I will be very happy. ”

Immediately, Xiaoman hummed a small tune easily, "In the first month, it is good to send wealth, the door of every household is open, and the heavenly official will give blessings, and send happiness to that one and send wealth......"

It turned out to be a very pure Hengzhou flower drum play.

Why did the robot made by the bastard old devil sing the pure Hengzhou flower drum opera, Dr. Chen did not delve into it.

……

The taxi drove along Hengyue Avenue, turned a corner at Ziyun Street, and drove along the mountain road until it reached the front of Hengzhou No. 5 Middle School.

Standing at the gate of No. 5 Middle School, looking at the familiar school gate, Dr. Chen was full of emotion.

I haven't been back for five years, and my current grades are ashamed of my alma mater.

took a photo of the school gate and sent it to the five scum group, and suddenly smelled a fragrant wind, and Xiao Ni stood in front of her.

Xiao Ni wore Anta's sportswear today, Winter Olympics style, and a mountaineering bag, looking heroic.

Dr. Chan was dizzy and regretted his choice to let Xiao Ni go yesterday. However, he pretended to be a good person, and he had to continue to pretend with tears.

Well, real people and robots are really different, although it looks more beautiful Xiaoman, but Xiaoman has no taste.

Well, I seem to have promised to buy perfume for Xiaoman on the weekend, and I want to climb the mountain today, so it seems that I can't buy it.

"Dr. Chen, how long has it been since you came back? Let's go, I'll take you inside. ”

"Stop! You two, people from outside the school are not allowed to enter. ”

"Uncle Liu, this is my boyfriend and his sister."

"Xiao Ni, are you talking about friends? Alas, I don't know how many male teachers are going to be disappointed, young man, you are blessed, go in. ”

"Uncle Liu, I'm a student from No. 5 Middle School, you don't know me anymore? I'm Chen Zixiu. ”

"Huh? How did you get so fat? Bastard boy, the five scum of Hengzhou back then were able to soak in Xiaoni? God really doesn't open his eyes.

Xiaoni, you have to be careful, this kid doesn't learn well, he fell in love with a little girl named Xiaomei five years ago, don't be deceived by him as a scumbag. ”

"Uncle Liu, I was nineteen five years ago, okay? Why did you fall in love? I haven't seen you for five years, and you don't give me face at all? ”

"Ahh

Well, you always have to pay it back when you come out to mix.

Fortunately, I didn't care about the difficult challenge of "relying on my personal level to soak Xiaoni", otherwise it would have been devastating for the doorman Uncle Liu to sue him.

At the alma mater on the weekend, the junior high school is quiet, and the high school is still making up classes.

After Dr. Chen went to university, he became a scumbag, and he didn't have the face to meet his teachers, for fear of meeting him on the side of the road, so he took a few photos on campus and went up the mountain.

Out-of-town tourists generally start climbing from the Victory Square.

Xiao Ni and Dr. Chen are both from Wuzhong Middle School, belong to the indigenous people of Hengzhou, and they are so familiar with the Wuyue Temple that they can't be more familiar, and the mountain climbing is the Mituo Ancient Road.

The mountain road from No. 5 Middle School to Mida Temple was relatively gentle, and the three of them walked easily.

With the chirping of birds on the roadside and the early morning sun shining down from among the leaves, Dr. Chan felt relieved after not climbing a mountain for a long time.

Dr. Chen is still dating a beautiful woman for the first time, and he didn't count with Xiaomei back then. That's not called dating, the two have been together every day since they were children, and they have long been too familiar with each other.

What should I do when dating a girl? Dr. Chen has no clue, why don't you ask for help?

Ask your favorite pickle girl expert, life idol, and time management master Brother Liu.

Dr. Chen picked up the phone, "Hey, Senior Brother Liu?" Let me tell you what should be the first step in dating a girl? ”

"Are you making fun of me? If you take advantage of it, you will fall into the well, I don't know you. ”

"Toot-toot-"

Dr. Chan held the hung up phone in his hand, his eyes blank.

Senior Brother Liu has always been unstiny to him before, and he often helps himself, and the relationship between the two brothers is very good.

The attitude towards oneself has always been to hate iron and steel, what's wrong with this today?

Seeing that Xiao Ni and Xiao Man were holding hands, one carrying a hiking bag on their backs, and they had already walked a long way, Dr. Chen scratched his head and chased after him.