"Heh-heh-"

My ears were filled with heavy snorts and the sound of footsteps.

Because of running, the picture in his vision is constantly shaking, and every step on the footprints consumes Lin Li's almost empty physical strength, and his legs are like lead.

Feeling that his body had reached its limit, Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva, with a strong smell of blood, a little choking, he looked back at the back.

The six gray beasts chased after each other, their hideous and ugly faces seemed to have a cruel smile, their sharp teeth exposed, and they continued to shake up and down with their running movements, and under the obscured dark clouds, they refracted a terrifying light.

They are all just the lowest gray beasts, but even so, there is still no way to deal with the weak self who has not awakened.

The distance is getting closer and closer, there are only a few tens of meters left, and at this pace, it is only a matter of time before it is overtaken.

The direction in which you run is completely opposite to the city, and if you continue to run, you will only reach a more dangerous place, and there is no point.

Lin Li stopped, his palms propped on his knees, panting heavily, his face full of boredom - not long after he crossed over, he first encountered the problem of food and clothing, and then he was about to die at the speed of light.

It is not easy to cross, Lin Li sighed.

After resting enough, the footsteps chasing behind him were approaching, and he picked up a wooden stick on the ground, turned around, and slowly walked in the direction of the gray beast.

When the distance between the six gray beasts and them was only a few meters, the speed of the other party also slowed down.

Lin Li was able to see the appearance of the gray beast clearly for the first time, saying that it was a gray beast, but the facial features on his face were not particularly different from those of a human.

In addition to the sharp teeth and more hair, the prostrate body is a little stronger......

However, in this way, it has a stronger uncanny valley effect, and it looks even more hideous and terrifying.

They also have solid colored eyes, black or white, with no distinction between whites and pupils.

Picked up the stick, played a 'stick flower' according to the posture he had seen on TV before, and finally the tip of the stick was facing them, and the voice was faint:

"Come on."

If an outsider is present, he may think that he is confident.

But in fact, Lin Li just felt that he was going to die, and he was still crying for his father and mother, which was very embarrassing for the traverser.

The gray beasts also seemed to be wary of this, and after only a few meters of distance, they did not move forward, but slowly dispersed, enclosing him in the enclosure.

As a monster, isn't that too robust?

"Wow, click."

Lin Li raised the wooden stick and stabbed at the eye of the gray beast in front of him, but in an instant, the wooden stick was caught by the other party and easily crushed.

Be prepared, after all, there were actually seven of them, and when he used up all the weapons he carried, he only let one of them escape with serious injuries.

Looking at the wooden stick crumbs in his hand, the gray beast's smile became even more hideous, and finally he was no longer afraid, and he quickly approached in an instant, and his fingers were hooked.

"Damn, I thought I was the protagonist of the crossing, it turned out to be the beginning of being killed at most, and this day ended so quickly." Lin Li laughed at himself helplessly.

It's not that he doesn't fight, but with his ordinary body and no real weapons, there is no way to deal with these gray beasts.

With a punch, they may start to divide their own heads.

[Death detected imminent, system activated]

“？”

Lin Li, who was waiting for death with his eyes closed, looked stunned.

"Is this a plug-in to your account?"

"I'll just say how can a traverser not have a plug-in, it's unreasonable!

But what kind of broken setting is this?,I have to wait for me to die before activating.,Isn't this pure and disgusting? ”

Originally, when I was praying that these guys would kill themselves, it was better to be painless, looking at the illusory interface in front of him, his eyes opened suddenly, emitting a strange light.

It is even weirder than the light in the eyes of the fish in the college entrance examination essay that year.

【System ......】

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm going to die, hurry up and give me benefits!" Burning hope, regardless of whether the system ignores himself or not, Lin Li said loudly.

The knives are all on the top of your head, so don't introduce yourself anymore, and talk about making friends or something later.

【……】

[The system is successfully activated, and the newbie signs in to the seven-day gift package, is it signed in?] 】

"Sign!"

[Successful sign-in, you have received the first day reward: Character Prize Pool Draw Chance *1, do you want to draw it now?] 】

"Pump! Right now! Right away! Immediately! ”

The few gray beasts in front of him seemed to not understand their 'sudden madness', and looked at each other in a little confusion, but this was a good opportunity, Lin Li used the last bit of strength left in his body to rush forward, pierced through the gap between the two gray beasts, and fell outside.

Ignoring the pain all over his body, after rolling around twice, Lin Li quickly stood up - successfully opened a few meters away from the gray beasts.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry."

It seems that he got up too violently, his brain is ischemia, and even his vision has become a little dim, and he almost can't stand, Lin Li's mouth is broken, and he keeps urging the system in his heart.

A rapidly rotating hinge appeared in front of him, except for the front position, which remained red all the time, with a triangular sign pointing to the middle on each side.

Lin Li, who had played Hearthstone, realized that what he could draw if he moved to this position.

“……”

Lin Li's original look of expectation gradually became indescribable.

Because when the speed of the reels decreases, he can already see the content on it.

Drubby, Big Big Wolf, Tom the Cat, Jerry Mouse, The Penguins of Madagascar, Daddy, Popeye, Bugs Bunny, Phineas, Ferb, Garfield, Rick, Morty, Li Jing......

He rubbed his eyes, a little incredulous, but unfortunately the system would not change because of such an action.

What is this?

The reeling stops.

【You have successfully drawn the character "Mickey Mouse (Mickey)" (One-Day Trial Card)*1 and saved it in the warehouse】

“……”

Ahem, ask again.

What is this TNND?

Lin Li couldn't believe what he heard.

But no matter how many times you open your eyes and how many times you rub your eyes, the words on them are clear and never change.

The one-day experience card is not permanent, so don't complain about this first.

But......

Mickey Mouse?

Of course Lin Li knows.

If I'm not mistaken, it's that big mouse with big black ears and a small yellow face and a small black bean nose?

Before the crossing, Lin Li was fortunate enough to hug it at Disney when he was a child.

Looking back now, it's quite happy.

Tears welled up in the corners of my eyes.

It's not because of happiness, it's just because of despair about this unreliable system.

Lin Li only has one question now, how can that rat help him solve the situation in front of him?

Do you rely on selling cuteness?

If you let Mickey Mouse embrace these gray beasts, can you influence them and become a Buddha and let yourself go?

Lin Li looked up, and a little saliva flowed from between the gray beast's teeth.

It's not like it's very sexual.

【Do you want to use it?】 】

The Grey Beast was approaching, and the system was repeating the question in his mind.

"Use."

What else can I do, a dead horse as a live horse doctor?

Maybe the heavens appeared and came a two-meter-eight, muscular Fan Ma Yongci rat?

【You have successfully used "Mickey Mouse (Mickey)" (1-day trial card)】

[Character: Mickey]

[Version: "Rice Wonder House" (2006)】

[Combat Power: 1]

【Used successfully】

[Evaluation: A cute little mouse, of course, this is not the point, the point is: I hope that the 'strongest legal department' will not find us, do not carry out justice enforcement, we don't have the money to fight a lawsuit with them, it doesn't want to change its name to wood mouse or * mouse.] 】

“……”

"System, can I ask my combat power?" With an expressionless face, Lin Li tried to speak in his heart.

[Host's Current Power Evaluation: 5]

Very classic battle scum, of course, this is not the point, the point is: you specifically tell me how Mickey Mouse, whose combat power is only one-fifth of mine, can help him solve the current problem!

"Hey, hey!"

The sudden voice behind him startled Lin Li.

The gray beast that was close at hand also heard this sound, and its expression became vigilant again, looking at the back of the forest.

Lin Li turned his head.

A 'mouse' with a big round head, big ears, a pear-shaped body, and a body as soft as a rubber hose, with no obvious joints, and limbs that can stretch freely as if they had no bones, appeared in front of him.

He wears only red shorts with two white oval spots, large yellow shoes, and a pair of white gloves.

The limbs and the head are not proportional at all, but they have no effect on it.

At this moment, he was walking slowly from a distance with the steps of not recognizing his six relatives.

"Hello everyone, it's me, Mickey Mouse!" Seeing that Lin Li and the gray beast were all looking at him, Mickey waved at everyone with a smile on his face.

"Hey, do you want to come into my wonderful house?" Mickey asked Lin Li abruptly, and at the same time made a gesture of listening.

Its ears don't have any ear canals at all, only a pitch black patch.

“？”

Lin Li, Black Question Mark Face, JPG.

I'm wonderful.

Although he was a little impressed, Lin Li knew that this was the beginning of each episode of "Mic's Wonderful House", but at this moment, he just wanted to say this.

But Lin Li was surprised to find that he couldn't speak at all, to be precise, he couldn't speak, and even facing Mickey's body, he couldn't move or tilt to the sides at the moment.

What is summoned by your own system, will also apply a debuff to yourself? What kind of bird system is this?

Lin Li didn't speak, and Mickey didn't get impatient, and kept his ear sideways, facing him.

What's even more strange is that the gray beast behind him has not yet attacked, and when he turns his eyes, Lin Li tries to observe with his peripheral vision, and finds that they seem to be frozen by time.

"Yes!"

What is this ability? When the thought of 'answering yes and seeing what it looks like' flashed through my mind, my mouth was very smooth and I shouted.

"Oh, great, let's go." Mickey waved his hand in his direction, then looked at the empty surroundings and said:

"Oh, I almost forgot, in order for the House to appear, we have to recite a wonderful spell."

"Misga, Musga, Mickey Mouse."

"Tell me once, Misga, Musga, Mickey Mouse!"

After Mitch finished speaking, he fell silent and looked at himself again.

“……”

"Misga, Musga, Mickey Mouse?" Shut up for a while, Lin Li didn't resist much this time, followed Mickey's words, and repeated it again.

Mickey suddenly disappeared in front of him, and a huge circle mark suddenly appeared in the surrounding clearing, and then the circle flipped left and right, and a huge hemispherical building appeared upside down from the ground.

This building, with its own neck and two ears growing out of thin air, finally formed a building complex, in which other Disney characters inexplicably appeared.

In this silent wilderness, there was an accompaniment in my ears, followed by the sound of inexplicable music.

Childhood memories, the classic beginning of "Mickey Wonderful House", showed in front of him, and Lin Li couldn't cry or laugh:

"M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E~" Mickey appeared in the house, leaned against the wall with one hand, and said with a smile: "It's me!" ”

"M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E~ Mi Wonderful House, Open! Come on in, it's a lot of fun. Mickey Wonder House, open! ”

"Roll call!" A voice-over voice rang out all around.

"Donald Duck!" "Looking~"

"Daisy!" "Yes!"

"Goofy!" "Yes!"

"Pluto!" "Wow!"

"Minnie!" "Oh~Yes~"

"Mickey!" "I'm here!"

Each time the roll call is made, a childhood memory character will appear in the designated location of the wonderful house.

The roll call ends, and the music continues.

"Mic's Wonderful House, open! Come on in, it's a lot of fun! M-I-C-K-E-Y-M-O-U-S-E~”

"Ding! This is Mickey's wonderful house. ”

It was only then that Lin Li realized that when he came back to his senses, he had appeared in this house.

The gray beast behind him was gone.

"Alright, let's start today's adventure!" Mickey made a cheering gesture with his fist and said to Lin Li.

"Today's task is to let you live one day."

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!" Lin Li showed a happy expression and nodded frequently, finally! This summoned character has finally done something reliable!

No, I haven't done it yet, but I said something reliable.

"But before that, come with me and take out the wonderful tools that you will use today."

"Okay!" Lin Li nodded sincerely, and even couldn't wait to start singing:

"I have the impression that you're going to shout 'Oh, potato,' right?"

"Mr. Lin Li, please don't snap the picture, come with me." Mickey Mouse interrupted him and whispered.

"Okay, Mr. Mitch." Lin Li nodded kindly and made a gesture of your request.

"Miao Miao Hey, Miao Miao Hi, Miao Miao He, one is in place, two are ready to start! You are the one who can use your brain to solve problems, wonderful me, wonderful you, find the answer, wonderful me, wonderful you, find the answer!

Misga, Misga, Wonderbox, Toolbox, Toolbox, Wonderbox! ”

This is also a must-see scene in every episode.

Thinking about it now, it's just like the memories of the Hokage Pirates, it's basically in water time, but when I was a child, I watched it with relish, and I even thought it silently in my heart.

Although it was a little shameful to shout out loud, in order to survive, Lin Li reluctantly sang along.

The torture is over, and tools appear on the display screen in the house in front of me.

The first thing appeared on the screen: a key, which seemed to have some lines on it.

"[A key], hehe, this is not my house, I wonder what I will use it for today?" Like a prop introducer, Mickey elbowed his waist against Lin Li, squeezing his eyebrows at him as he explained.

“……”

Is it feasible to stab the Grey Beast to death with a key?

It's okay, there will definitely be good things behind, Lin Li comforted himself.

A second thing appeared on the screen: a round flake.

"It's [Mickey Mouse brand pills], Mickey Mouse is me, so this is the medicine I developed, when you are sick, children remember to take medicine, and so are you."

“……”

The rat poison poisoned six grey beasts, which should be reasonable, but will they eat it honestly?

A third thing appears on the screen: a full set of fashionable clothes, including lingerie and underwear, that are for human men - at least definitely not something that Mickey Mouse can wear.

"It's [a set of clothes] that looks good, and the person wearing it must be handsome."

Finally, the fourth one has a colorful background, but there is a big question mark on it.

"[Mysterious Tool]! Secretly tell you, this is the mysterious and wonderful tool we will use later~" In a whispered tone like telling a secret, Mickey said to Lin Li.

“……”

Lin Li didn't bother to respond, he had nothing to love, and only a Sima face was left.

He should have thought that this was "Mickey Wonderful House" for babies and toddlers, what good things can you expect from it?

"Potatoes have tools, wonderful tools, if you need them, potatoes come and report, it serves me, for you, we just say, 'Oh, potatoes.'" All we have to do is say, 'Oh, potatoes! ’”

At the end of this episode, Mickey said, "Alright, it's time to start today's adventure!" ”

When the words fell, it snapped its fingers, Lin Li only felt that it was dark in front of him, and when he opened his eyes again, in front of him, there were a few gray beasts staring at him.

The house that had just appeared suddenly disappeared abruptly, and the surrounding environment did not change in the slightest, as if it had never existed.

Thinking about the props he had, Lin Li was very entangled: should I change into a new dress and die decently?

"Oh! It seems that as soon as we left Miao Miao House, we were in big trouble, we obviously couldn't beat these guys in front of us, my combat power is only 1, and Lin Li's combat power is only 5, what should I do? ”

Mickey made a panicked gesture and asked.

"Wait for death." Lin Li squinted at it, very calm.

"Oh, looks like we need the help of a wonderful tool! Then shout with me, 'Oh, potato'! ”

"Oh, potatoes!"

A flying object with a Mickey Mouse logo pattern came out from under the feet of the gray beast, startling them, and they hurriedly stared at the uninvited guest vigilantly.

It's always like this, Lin Li remembers that in "Mic's Wonderful House", this little thing can come out of any unexpected place when it is summoned.

You never know where it's hiding.

There are four slots on it, and there are just four props.

"Can we use [a key] against these bad guys?" In a childish tone, Mickey asked Lin Li.

"Yes, stab them to death." Lin Li nodded.

"No, no! Is it okay to have a [Mickey Mouse brand pill]? ”

"Yes, poison them, after all, the drug you developed is considered rat poison, and it is absolutely poisonous."

"No, no! Is it okay to have [a set of clothes]? ”

"Yes, I'll just knock them down with a sliding shovel, then cover their heads with clothes and suffocate them."

"No, no!" Mickey seemed to be a little angry at Lin Li's lack of cooperation, and looked up at him with his hands on his hips, "What we need is the [Mysterious and Wonderful Tool]!"

What you have to do now is! Shout with me! 【Mysterious Tool】! ”

"Just reluctantly cooperate with you," Lin Li sighed, Mickey didn't have bad intentions, there was no need to torture it, death was dead, recalling childhood, it's not bad, no one saw it anyway, besides, no one in this world, anyone knows about this cartoon.

Thinking of this, Lin Li stretched out his hands and gathered them into a trumpet shape: "[Mysterious Wonderful Tool]!" ”

The question mark dissipates, and an oval-shaped object appears on the potato's display.

"Oh, that's great, it's [a mini-nuclear bomb (host injury-free version)]!" Mickey jumped up and punched the air in the air, excitedly speaking.

“……”

“？”

"? What is it? Lin Li rubbed his eyes, his eyes almost cracked, and looked at the floating display screen in front of him.

"It's [a mini-nuke (host damage-free version)]." The gentleman's Mickey Mouse thoughtfully repeated, and then asked Lin Li: "Can we use [a mini nuclear bomb (host injury-free version)] to deal with these bad guys?" ”

"......" Lin Li, who was silent today, was unusually loud.

"I think it's really okay this time." He looked at the gray beast in front of him with pity, and nodded slowly.

"Great! We finally came to an agreement, it was not easy! Mickey Mouse stretched out his large white palm and raised it above his head.

Lin Li slapped it knowingly.

"Well, then, I'll leave it to you." After saying this, Mickey Mouse jumped up and held the potatoes in his arms, and ran into the distance with a standard running motion.

Obviously, the pace is not big, and the frequency is not fast, but it disappeared from his field of vision in a few seconds, as if the spatial distance was folded under his feet.

[You have obtained a Mini Nuke (Host Damage Free Version)]

[A mini nuclear bomb (host injury-free version): As its name suggests, it's a mini nuclear bomb, but please don't look down on it, the damage is amazing, of course, its biggest feature is that it won't hurt the host a single hair! 】

In my head, the prompt sound of the system sounded.

【Do you want to use it?】 】

"Use." Looking at the gray beast in front of him, it was Lin Li's turn to laugh very madly.

A dazzling white light flashed, and when the gray beasts lowered their arms, they saw a cylindrical object with a diameter of about half a meter and a length of two meters appear under the feet of the forest in front of them.

It was painted with a pattern, a skull, and a big ×.

In Lin Li's hand, he held a button, and when he looked up, the smile on his face was even brighter.

Realizing that something was wrong, the gray beasts glanced at each other and ran.

"Didi." Lin Li smiled and pressed the button.

"Boom-"

The ear briefly failed, followed by a massive ringing in the ears.

The red air flow carried the sand and gravel in all directions, and the smoke was everywhere, and you would notice from a distance that a small mushroom cloud had emerged.

"Ahem."

As the smoke began to dissipate, a figure appeared in the huge pit in the center, waving the fog in front of him with his hands.

When the nuclear bomb was activated, a white protective shield appeared on his skin, and Lin Li didn't feel anything from beginning to end, and even wanted to fire again.

The experience of watching a bomb explode from the center of a bomb is not always available.

"It's a deep pit." Seeing that there was still a considerable distance between himself and the ground, he carefully probed around, and there was no trace of the gray beast at all, not even a skeleton, and Lin Li began to climb the surrounding earth walls.

"Lin Li, are you okay?" Mickey's head appears on the upper edge.

"Very good, Mr. Mitch." Lin Li regained his respect and said seriously.

"No, it's not." Just glanced at Lin Li, Mickey was blindfolded, and instantly retracted his head, "You're not good at all." ”

"Looks like we've got a second problem! Our partners are lined up, and the clothes are destroyed in a nuclear bomb! He was going to walk naked on the road, but that was not going to happen. ”

“……”

Lin Li was silent at first, and then lowered his head.

“……”

Small things dangling, no, Lin Li thinks this point needs to be emphasized, it's a big thing.

Let's just say it's a little cold, and there is a lot less wrapping.

I thought it was the underwear that was loose again, but it turned out that it was gone at all!

"It's not! Isn't it reasonable for this host to be free from injury? Stopped climbing, Lin Li hugged himself tightly, and scolded in the air in the pit, "You have to play word games, only the host can avoid injury, and you won't even let go of your clothes, right?" ”

"It looks like we're going to have a second problem soon, what are we going to do?" You can't see Mickey Mouse, but you can hear it.

"Damn, potatoes! Call the potatoes, oh, potatoes! Give me the clothes! Lin Li thought of the savior and hurriedly said.

"That's right! Oh, potatoes! ”

This time, the potatoes flew from the sky.

"Can we put [a key] on you?" Mickey Mouse asked kindly.

“……”

"Of course not! Hurry up and give me the clothes! Lin Li, who originally covered his crotch with both hands, took out one hand to cover his back, and he remembered that he had seen a bad video before crossing over.

"That's right, it's really not, is it okay with [Mickey Mouse Brand Little Pill]?"

"Mickey Mouse, do you have to come in order......" Lin Li was no longer able to complain.

"Yes, it still doesn't work, is [a set of clothes] okay?"

"Brother Mickey, hurry up and give it to me, when someone else comes, I'll kill myself directly!"

【You have obtained [One Set]】

[A set of clothes: A very good quality men's clothes, water and fire are not invaded, and it must be very comfortable to wear. 】

【Do you want to use it?】 】

"Yes! Be sure to hurry! ”

A burst of white light flickered, and a stack of clothes and pants appeared in his hand, and after five minutes, Lin Li became decent again.