Lin Li opened his eyes and looked at the clock on the wall, one o'clock, but according to the sky outside, it was one o'clock in the afternoon.

"When you get used to it a little bit, you need to buy some technology equipment." Getting up from the soft big bed, Lin Li rubbed his head and eyes, and muttered.

In fact, he didn't sleep very well this night, and Lin Li always felt uneasy, as if he was not the owner of this house, but a thief, who just stole this house.

Coupled with the light sleep I was used to in the homeless area, I woke up many times in the middle of the night.

After boiling a kettle of water in a kettle and making a little lunch, Lin Li ate a decent second meal in this world.

After packing up his things and washing the dishes and chopsticks, Lin Li got up, closed the safety chain at the gate, and closed all the windows and curtains.

"October 10, 142 A.D." Noting today's time from the holographic projection outside, Lin Li wrote it down on a slip of paper and put it on the bedside table.

Walking to the wardrobe, there were not only a few sets of clothes inside, but they fit very well, as if they were tailor-made, Lin Li received the [one set of clothes] on his body into the warehouse and replaced them with a set in the wardrobe.

[A set of clothes] is a prop that can be taken at any time, and it is more suitable to put it in the warehouse for later use.

Everything was ready, Lin Li took a deep breath and called up the [Departure] panel......

Wait, I forgot to go to the toilet, this can't be forgotten, throughout the ages, there have been a lot of bad things caused by the three emergencies.

……

Do it all over again.

After washing his hands, Lin Li took a deep breath, and this time, he really pressed the start button.

【Ding! 】

The world suddenly became a white expanse, with no end in sight, and no distinction between the dividing lines.

[The quest "SpongeBob SquarePants" opens.] 】

A red font appears in front of you.

[Due to the setting of world attributes, a set of [Unscientific Wetsuit] will be given, which has been worn by default and destroyed after the dungeon ends. 】

[Unscientific wetsuit: It is enough to support the host's survival needs under any water pressure for five days, it is very stable and strong, difficult to destroy, and makes the host lose its eating and excretion instincts during wearing. 】

[The teleportation has begun, I wish you a pleasant journey.] 】

The rich white began to flow, and Lin Li felt a wave of vertigo.

--

Smelling a strange smell, Lin Li faintly felt a little nauseous and uncomfortable.

Frowning, Lin Li opened his eyes.

The taste didn't matter anymore, Lin Li's eyes widened, and he propped his hand on the glass cover, admiring the scenery in front of him.

Overhead, the blue sea is fixed in the sky with various ribbons like stars, and the rays of the sun are shining down from above, but they are not dazzling, and even if you look at them directly, you will not feel uncomfortable.

The yellow earth, occasionally scattered with purple corals, sometimes bubbles emerge from the ground, rise into the sky, and finally disappear from view.

There are miniature shells, like birds, that open and close their mouths and wander through the air.

The style of painting is exactly the same as what I remember when I was a child, which is nostalgic.

Lin Li lowered his head and began to check himself, he was still wearing the same set that he brought out of the room, and the diving suit given by the system did not seem to appear on his body.

So it's a buff type of equipment?

Yu Guang noticed the grassy land, and Lin Li realized that although he was not wearing a wetsuit, there was no water around him, and he could even breathe heavily.

Turning around sharply, Lin Li looked around.

A large oak house stands in the very center of the meadow, and all around it, scattered with picnic tables and chairs, and a squirrel's running wheel.

This is...... Sandy's home!

The familiar scenery and layout made Lin Li realize where he was at all of a sudden.

And the glass cover that I just supported myself is the wall of Sandy's house!

Lin Li brought up the task panel.

【Mission:

[Quest Completion Requirements: Pull the curtain down on this ridiculous story]

[Main Quest (1/3): Get the Secret Recipe for Delicious Crab Pot]

【Quest Hint: Mr. Krabs】

【Reward: [Delicious Crab Castle]*1]

【Delicious Crab Pot: A permanent buff will randomly appear after eating. 】

“……”

Looking at the task, Lin Li fell silent.

Really?

Do you really tell yourself that your main quest is to get the secret recipe for delicious crab pot?! Is this reasonable?

So now, should I find the ruffian boss as an ally?

Lin Li slapped his hand on his forehead, his face was full of nerves and headaches, what the ruffian boss didn't get for hundreds of episodes, he needed to get it in a short time.

If according to the prompts of the system before departure, the diving suit on your 'body' can only support yourself to survive on the bottom of the sea for five days, so it can be regarded as that your limited time in this copy is only five days.

Looking at the panel, this is the first of the three main quests.

I don't know what the latter two tasks are.

Merely...... This quest is required to complete and is an independent part, so maybe you can leave this world as long as you complete this.

But "pull down the curtain on this ridiculous story", this statement is really too metaphysical, and there is no idea of completion at all.

Lin Li suddenly found that a small box appeared in the lower left corner of his sight.

[Ridiculous level: 10%]

"Mission progress bar?" Lin Limo rubbed his chin and speculated.

"Is it possible to increase this progress as long as you trigger the ridiculous plots in "SpongeBob SquarePants", which are only in anime and do not appear in reality, and you can leave when you reach a hundred?"

"Hum hum ~ hum hum ~ little flower, grow up quickly~"

The sudden humming of the tune of the song not far away, as well as the sound of the water rushing through, interrupted Lin Li's thinking and attracted his attention.

Following the direction of the sound, Lin Li walked behind the treehouse.

It was a small flower bed, which was now being washed by a jet of water.

And the source of the humming sound is facing away from Lin Li at the moment.

The huge tan tail is swaying from side to side with the humming of the owner, a purple bra ribbon on the upper body, and a purple miniskirt opposite it, and under the skirt, there is a yellow ...... Something like a diaper.

Maybe it's a very sexy outfit, but Lin Li doesn't have any waves, and he doesn't feel that there is anything wrong with looking at such a picture.

It's a squirrel, after all! People can't, at least not to......

Needless to say, the back in front of me is the owner of this treehouse, Sandy.

Lin Li compared his height with Sandy's, he was slightly taller than her, and Lin Li speculated that he was about sixteen centimeters now.

There was once a UP master who was idle at station B to make a calculation, the rough height of the characters in "SpongeBob SquarePants" is about ten centimeters, SpongeBob SquarePants is fifteen centimeters, and Sandy is fourteen centimeters when she is not wearing a spacesuit......

"Sandy?" After hesitating for a moment, Lin Li spoke to Sandy's back.

"What's wrong?" Sandy turned her head slowly, her two large teeth glistening in the light.

The two men looked at each other.

Subsequently......

"Ah!!!!!h