14. It's a secret recipe, but ......
After shouting, Lin Li instantly rushed towards the ruffian boss.
Seeing the sudden appearance of the black figure here, the ruffian's voice was full of panic and doubt: "Who are you, how come I have never seen you." ”
"First, absolutely not to be rash; second, never omit a single bad thing; Third, the fairness and beauty of the absolute referee, the referee robot Captain Dragonfly came to meet him! ”
"What's that?"
"You can call me a partner of justice! Defenders of the secret recipe! ”
"I hate justice the most, damn it!" The ruffian boss shed a drop of sweat and hurriedly quickened his pace and ran towards the door.
"It's not going to be another failure." Turning his head and looking at it again, the huge guy in the diving suit was only two hundred paces away from him - of course, this unit of measurement was two hundred steps of the ruffian, the ruffian said with a regretful face.
His plan for today did not take into account the variable in front of him.
But suddenly, the man seemed to stumble on his left foot and his right foot, staggered, and half-knelt on the ground.
"Hahaha-God help me!" The ruffian's heart ignited hope again, jumped up and stuck out his tongue and saliva at Lin Li, and successfully ran outside the Crab Castle King.
Lin Li, who 'fell', 'struggled' to get up and continued to pursue, with a smile on his face.
If you catch the ruffian boss in the crab castle king and intercept the secret recipe, then what is your own room for operation except to return the secret recipe to the crab boss or forcibly open it to see the unstable method of tearing your face?
So of course, you can't catch it inside the Crab Castle King, you have to run outside, you have to fall one, and give the ruffian boss time to escape.
Although the ruffian boss ran ridiculously fast, the pace was too small, and Lin Li had already chased after him a few steps away from the Crab Castle King.
"Give the secret recipe back!"
"Phew! Don't you think! "The ruffian didn't look back.
The distance was almost there, and Lin Li pounced, and the ruffian boss only felt a huge shadow suddenly obscuring the sky, and when he turned around, only the white of his diving suit was left in his world.
"Ah!!!!h
Let's go!
The world is quiet.
Lin Li's hands successfully grasped the glass bottle, and underneath the bottle was a puddle of mud with a big eye.
However, Lin Li didn't feel guilty at all, because in the next second, this puddle of mud instantly bounced back and became a normal ruffian boss.
This guy is immortal at all, and in "SpongeBob SquarePants", even if he is beaten into real mud by the juicer, he can talk and recover.
"I'll make it next time!" The ruffian boss looked at the back of the person in front of him and shouted angrily.
"Huh?" Looking at Lin Li, who stumbled on his left foot and fell with his right foot, the ruffian boss laughed, "You deserve it, let you stop me!" ”
Lin Li looked at the glass bottle that was broken 'accidentally' and nodded with satisfaction.
Carefully opening the note with his hand, Lin Li saw the contents clearly and found the part of the meatloaf:
"THE PATTY IS MADE FROM 70% PLANKTON MEAT PLUS 30% STARCH, WHICH NEEDS TO BE FRIED IN GUTTER OIL, PLUS 3ML OF LAXATIVES AND 2 GRAMS OF STOMACH TABLETS (THIS RATIO NOT ONLY ELIMINATES THE NEGATIVE EFFECTS, BUT ALSO PERFECTLY ENHANCES THE FLAVOR, WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT!). )。 ”
Lin Li: "......"
[Error! Meatloaf information is incorrect! 】
Lin Li re-rolled the note with a gloomy face, and when he saw the contents inside, he felt that something was wrong, and as soon as he submitted it, it was really wrong.
The reason why he is reluctant to tear his face is because in "SpongeBob SquarePants", Mr. Krabs uses fake secret recipes to deceive the ruffian boss.
Sure enough, when the villain wants to succeed, it's all fake!
When he returned to the Krabs Castle King, SpongeBob SquarePants was taking tools to untie the chain on Mr. Krabs' legs, and Lin Li stepped forward and handed the fake secret recipe to Mr. Krabs, saying:
"Mr. Krabs, the secret recipe has been brought back, but the bottle was broken during the dispute, sorry."
"It's okay." Mr. Krabs took the note and said openly with a smile, "Anyway, this is fake." ”
"Huh? Is it fake? Lin Li asked knowingly.
"Yes, it was originally deliberately let the ruffian boss grab it, and when I made it myself and tried it, I knew how delicious the 'delicious crab pot' was!"
Mr. Krabs's expression was a pity that he couldn't see this scene.
"That's really fine, it should be well preserved." Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief and asked casually.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Really I can save it very well, the ruffian boss will not be able to grab it in his life! Although Mr. Krabs answered, he still didn't give Lin Li any clues.
"Just now, the ruffian boss said cruel words, saying that as long as he is in the Crab Castle King, he will definitely snatch it, and he is developing high-tech equipment again, Mr. Krabs, you'd better change the location of the secret recipe, so it's safer."
Lin Li said sincerely.
"It still doesn't matter, its location is very safe, and the ruffian boss can't find it when he digs three feet into the ground." Mr. Krabs said proudly.
Lin Li didn't speak anymore, just nodded, although there was no progress, but if he continued to ask, it was a little too obvious.
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The next day was to work normally, and the ruffian boss didn't attack again, Lin Lisi thought about going, but he didn't think of a good breakthrough.
"What do you want, Patrick." Squidward's expression was even more speechless, and he looked at the pink starfish in front of him with great impatience.
"Let's have a small delicious crab burger." Biting his fingers and looking at the signboard for a long time, Patrick said.
"Sorry, we don't have a small delicious crab burger here, only normal, large, and extra-large portions." Squidward replied stereologically.
"I don't want normal, big, oversized, I want small!" Patrick shook his head and said seriously.
Teacher Luo, is that you?
Lin Li, who was still wiping the table, instantly looked up at the confrontation with interest at Squidward and Patrick.
"I see." Squidward nodded, turned to SpongeBob SquarePants and said, "A normal delicious crab burger." ”
Lin Li smiled and shook his head, sure enough, as long as the cashier was in his right mind, there would be no plot of Luo Yonghao.
"Nope! I want small portions! Patrick said angrily.
"Ugh," Squidward sighed, "SpongeBob SquarePants, a small portion of the delicious crab burger." ”
"Squidward, did you forget? We don't have a small delicious crab burger here, only normal, large, and extra-large portions. SpongeBob poked his head out and whispered to Squidward.
Squidward: "......"
He directly took SpongeBob SquarePants out of the back kitchen and held it up in front of Patrick: "Patrick, you yourself and SpongeBob say your request." ”
"SpongeBob SquarePants, I want a small portion of a delicious crab burger." Patrick said.
"Patrick, we don't have a small delicious crab burger here, only normal, large, and extra-large portions." SpongeBob SquarePants explained seriously.
"Okay, I want a normal one." Patrick was very calm and said immediately.
Squidward: "......"
Lin Li helped him make up the lines: You are special!
"Patrick, didn't you just insist on a small portion?" An angry Squidward asked.
"Squidward, you're so stupid, SpongeBob SquarePants just said that there are no small portions of delicious crab burgers, only normal, large, and super-large portions, why should I want small portions?" Patrick held his chin and said to Squidward in a didactic tone.
Squidward smiled and pulled out a tray from the bottom of the boat, slamming it on Patrick's head before he breathed a sigh of relief, "This makes me feel much better." ”
The tray is pierced by Patrick's head, and becomes a neck cuff - if Patrick had a neck.
"Angmu~" didn't care if it was smashed, took a bite of the iron tray, chewed the iron in his mouth, and Pai Daxing frowned suspiciously: "Brother Octopus, why only the taste of steel, my small delicious crab burger?" ”
"It's not done yet, but we'll have it later."
"Oh." Patrick nodded and continued to eat the tray in front of him, his teeth were so good.
"Also, you want a normal delicious crab burger."
"I want a small portion!"
"Shut up."
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"What's wrong, Mr. Krabs." Looking at Mr. Krabs, who was suddenly approaching, Lin Li, who was secretly paying attention to him after he appeared, immediately asked.
"Would you like to buy this crab roe burger at half price?"
"Mr. Krabs, I really don't have any money on me." Lin Li dug out his pocket and spread his hands and said.
"Okay, young man, in fact, you did a very good job today, this delicious crab pot should be given to you, do it well, I will send you more things in the future!"
patted Lin Li's shoulder with crab claws, and after the crab boss handed Lin Li a crab roe castle, Mei Zizi left.
“……”
"Thank you." Lin Li thanked him with a little embarrassment.
This crab yellow castle is obviously a temporary thing after a customer placed an order, and he didn't want it anymore, and no one has placed an order for the same paragraph later.
This iron rooster is actually trying to sell it to himself at half price!
The crab roe burger in his hand looks indeed golden and attractive, and if you squeeze it slightly with your hand, you can still see the oil and water bursting out of the meatloaf.
Although Lin Li doesn't feel hungry, and when he is in a diving suit, he always smells a foul smell, and his appetite is not very high.
But this is the crab roe castle of childhood memories! Something I wanted to try countless times when I was a kid!
After thinking for two seconds, Lin Li unzipped the wetsuit and took the crab roe burger in his hand.
Perhaps because of the persistent stench for too long, Lin Li couldn't smell the fragrance of the crab roe burger, and after looking at it for a while, Lin Li took a bite.
Chew, swallow......
"Phew!"
It was like the mud and sand filling the mouth after the rain, mixed with the fishy stench, more like eating a swimming fish with a rotting body, and more importantly, the fish was still alive and full of maggots.
The feeling of nausea and nausea rushed directly to Tianling Gai, because it was too exciting and sudden, the defenseless Lin Li directly knelt on the ground, covered his mouth, and caught the crab roe castle that had not been fully chewed.
With the rest of his hand, he threw it out of the wetsuit without hesitation.
Lin Li knelt on the ground and gasped for breath, the feeling of nausea was still surging, and tears appeared in his eyes, blurring his vision.
[Ridiculous level: 30%]