23. "How can it be so unpalatable. ”
The hairs stood on end, and the eyes widened instantly, but the pupils tightened on the contrary.
Holding the steel rod tightly, without hesitation, he used all his strength, and at the moment he turned his head, he swung it fiercely behind his back.
This is no longer the "SpongeBob SquarePants" in his memory, so for these characters, Lin Li has no shackles that he can't bear to start.
"Whoosh-"
The steel rod quickly swept through the underwater world, the sound of breaking water appeared in the ears, and a few small bubbles floated on the edge of the steel rod.
Nothing hit.
Lin Li bit his lower lip tightly and looked at the boss crab in front of him.
He stood at the iron gate, still some distance away from him, so naturally he couldn't hit it.
The smile was wanton and arrogant, and the whole mouth was open to an exaggerated degree, making people worry that his mouth would be completely shattered in the next second.
And in his hand, he was holding an old-fashioned shotgun, the muzzle of the black hole, pointing directly at his face at this time.
The meaning of his smile was probably "My lord, times have changed."
"I'm sorry, kid, I'm standing here and haven't been to your side yet. Mr. Krabs's voice sounded a little different from usual, with a stronger, louder tone, and a trembling tail.
He's crazy too.
"Why do you want to tell him, my real child, that you have deprived me of a lot of fun." Mr. Krabs's eyes looked at the starfish and said dissatisfiedly:
"What I was expecting was that I quietly approached and patted him on the shoulder, and the moment he turned around, I broke one of his arms, looking at his shocked face, and I broke one of his feet, hehehe......
By this time he should have lost his footing, and I will drag him to your side and use my hands, little by little, little by little, to sawn off the rest of his hands and feet.
Oh my God, it's so wonderful when I think about it, haha......"
Mr. Krabs left a slight saliva at the corner of his mouth.
Starfish, because you and I have lost so much fun, I am going to double the supply of meatloaf today, oh, when the time comes, it may be a little, a little bit of pain, you remember to bear with it. ”
Mr. Krabs's tongue, poking out between his sharp teeth, rolled over his lips, smearing the saliva stains on the corners of his mouth, and matched with his voice, making it even more crazy.
"Whatever." On the starfish's face, the smile still did not go away, and he looked at such a scene with no indifference, as if it was none of his business, and he didn't care about the so-called pain at all.
"Don't you think it's a little disgusting for you to make Crab Castle like this, and I'm sorry for the inhabitants of Beechburg, Mr. Krabs?" Lin Li held the steel rod and knife in front of him, and slowly retreated as he questioned.
Of course, Lin Li didn't intend to use words to influence the villain, he was just buying time and slowly retreating, so that he could at least find cover.
"I just want it delicious, what's wrong with me?
Haven't you seen it yet? Everyone loves delicious crab burgers so much, and I, bringing them such food, is obviously a happy thing, why does it become 'sorry' in your mouth? ”
Mr. Krabs didn't seem to be in a hurry to kill Lin Li, he put away the muzzle of the gun, and Yuya Youzai put the shotgun next to him as a crutch, and said lightly.
"What a great thing I did to make the crab castle delicious enough to make a lot of money, did the starfish tell you? In my meatloaf recipe, I also have my own meat. Mr. Krabs tilted his head and looked at Lin Li.
"Who are you fooling if you add that little bit?" Lin Li didn't answer, but instead the starfish let out a disdainful mockery.
"There's no way around it," Mr. Krabs shook his head regretfully, "After all, my regeneration ability is not as good as yours, and if you add it according to your ratio, I would have died a long time ago, which is not good." ”
"Heh," Lin Li sneered and continued to retreat at a slight distance, while asking, "Karen's matter, did you do it?" What about the ruffian, how's it going? ”
"Seriously, Lin Li." Mr. Krabs spread his hands and said in a distressed tone, "I originally thought that yesterday's machine was completely planned and made by the ruffian, but I didn't expect you to be involved in it, so I only targeted him."
I know my old guy too well, I know anything he wants to do. I don't even bother to wait for him here.
He really came here the first time the machine was destroyed by me, and walked in unsuspectingly, thinking that he was going to get my real secret recipe.
Then he saw the starfish, knew the truth of everything, and fled in a panic like a child.
Oh, he also said that he was the most evil person in Beechburg, and he couldn't even accept such a thing, and I really looked down on him.
If he finds it interesting, I might sit down and work with him and share it all, after all, it's still tiring for me to be the only one in charge of making the patties.
However, his reaction, as I expected, can only be said that the ruffian boss did not surprise me, and when he arrived here, I went to the sea master.
Karen is a nice wife, and I've always felt that way, and I've always felt sorry for breaking her.
I just wanted to unplug her, but it suddenly occurred to me that the ruffian boss had nothing to talk about with her, and she was also one of the insiders, so there was no way, I could only be a little ruthless.
So when Karen brought me tea, gently, gave her a good rest, so that she no longer had to face so many troubles, you know, Lin Li, the ruffian boss and Karen are actually not very harmonious, I am helping them. ”
As if showing off his achievements, Mr. Krabs's voice was full of pride, and with one hand, he stroked his beard - or nose, and with the other hand, he raised his shotgun and made a swinging motion, as if he was reproducing the situation at that time.
Lin Li recalled the time when Mr. Krabs went out with a jellyfish net, and it was probably at that time that he went to the Sea Lord.
"The ruffian hurried home, wanting to find his dear wife, to confide in all this, and perhaps he would later find out in his conscience and tell the police at Beechburg?
It doesn't matter, because the moment he walked in the door, I caught him in the net pocket.
SpongeBob said he was second in his own Beechburg Jellyfish Catcher, hehe, I'm still the first place in the Beechburg Boss Catcher.
But it's not interesting, I'm a little sad......"
Speaking of this, Mr. Krabs's expression returned to calm, his eyes lowered, and there was a strong sadness in the corners of his eyes, like the return of a madman and the discovery of his conscience.
"My childhood best friend, I really didn't think ......"
"His taste is so unpalatable! What a damn one! I'm sorry for what I expected of him! ”
The sadness in the corner of his eyes turned into anger in an instant, and Mr. Krabs angrily raised his shotgun and pointed it at the top of his head:
"Bump!"
A black bullet hole appeared in front of the three of them.
"I'm, at me! How can it be so unpalatable! Mr. Krabs was still thinking about it in pieces, his expression and facial features were already hideous to the point of deformation.