33. "Mr. Lin Li, kill me. ”
Touching and feeling the seabed directly with your body is just not a wonderful experience.
On the contrary, it was the unpleasant smell that had run through since coming to this world that reached its peak at this moment, making Lin Li subconsciously pinch his nose.
But it doesn't seem to work.
"What is the real world like?" Lin Li asked.
"Don't you know?" Squidward was a little surprised, and then a little clear, "When you fell to the bottom of the sea inexplicably, it seemed that you were in a coma - I thought you were dead, and then you went straight to my world." ”
"You don't know," Squidward repeated in a declarative tone, "it's a beautiful experience." ”
"It's messy, it's muddy, it's as neat as the painting." Pointing to "Neat" in the corner, Squidward said with a smile.
When Lin Li looked over, the sewage inside the scroll seemed to be tumbling as if it were real, and it rushed out of the scroll directly, slowly flowing down the page, and the sewage gradually spread in this room.
It turns out that this painting is also referring to the real world.
"I'm sorry." Squidward got up, crumpled the work directly, and threw it into the paper basket next to him.
It's a pity that the sewage inside is still bubbling up.
Picking up the mop, Squidward tried to clean it up, but the more he wiped it.
"Forget it, Squidward."
"Well, too." Squidward nodded, trying to get back in place, but one foot tripped over the mop and fell straight to the ground, splashing sewage all over the ground.
"Hahahaha-"
He began to laugh maniacally again.
After laughing, Squidward got up and sat back in his place as if nothing had happened, except that his face, hands, and feet were already covered with black sewage.
"What if I want to go back to the real world?" Lin Li asked.
"I don't know," Squidwards shook his head, his voice already distorted, moving closer to Starfish and Gary, "no one else has ever broken into my world. ”
"But maybe you can kill you in this world?"
"I really want to kill you, Mr. Lin Li." Squidward said with a smile, raising his clawed palm and rubbing his knees.
The clothes were punctured in an instant, the sharp teeth left dense wounds on Lin Li's knees, and blue blood gushed out.
Then he seemed to remember Lin Li's statement, and the blue blood turned bright red in the next second, which was even more dazzling.
"You're going crazy again, Squidward." Lin Li didn't feel any pain, so he didn't make any moves to stop it.
"Ahh Squidward withdrew his hand and slapped it on his leg fiercely, bleeding blue blood.
Whether it was blue or red blood, it slid down the legs of the two people, but when it fell to the ground, it was instantly swallowed by the pitch-black sewage and assimilated.
"I don't have to kill you, you're going back." Squidward kept scratching his thigh with his hand, while pointing out the window with his other hand, and whispered, "I can't do it." ”
Lin stood up, dipped through the sewage, and looked out the window from the perspective of Squidward.
The world is collapsing.
Beechburg was gradually cracking into pieces one after another, and the edges of each piece were gradually turning into pitch-black powder and drifting away.
The shells no longer swim, the sun no longer shines, and the silky ribbons break.
Darkness and despair have become the main colors, and it is the end of this world.
Only SpongeBob SquarePants' pineapple house is still holding on, and even enjoying a piece of sunshine alone, and the pineapple leaves on the top of the pineapple are still swaying in the wind from nowhere.
"When this world is gone, you should be able to go back. It's a pity......
What does red blood taste like......
I want to hold on a little longer, so that we can all be in this world......
Hey, hey, hey, you're going to be 10,000 times better than starfish meat......
Stay a little longer......
Why do you have a protective case! Why are you still alive! ”
Squidward's words gradually became strange and intermittent, as if two different people were speaking with this body.
An octopus's tentacles appeared from outside the window and patted the window, but when it looked back, it was gone.
Lin Li turned his head and looked at Squidward, who was already kneeling on the ground with his head in his hands, squatting in front of him.
There was no wound on the back of his head.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!!" Squidward's claws tore his scalp, and the blue color gradually soaked his whole body, with a terrible smile on his face, and the words he said were full of apologies.
Lin Li sighed, he felt a little sad.
The world of "SpongeBob SquarePants", why did it become like this.
The system of dog days.
It's all the system's fault.
He grabbed Squidward's hand and asked him to hold himself instead, and Lin Li said to Squidward, "Don't insist any longer." ”
As if the pain was temporarily relieved, the octopus brother who was lying in the sewage was out of strength, gasping for breath.
"Kill me, Mr. Lin Li." When he looked up, the first thing he said was this.
Lin Li and Squidwardly looked at each other, and then said softly:
"I don't have a weapon."
"Here you go." In Squidward's hand, a steel rod placed in the coral forest suddenly appeared.
"You can at least give me a better weapon, use this to kill you, not only to torture you, but also to torture me."
Lin Li looked at the steel rod and said helplessly.
"I see you use this all the time, I thought you liked it." Squidward smiled miserably.
"That's not because I can't find anything else."
Squidward took out a shotgun again—the one that Mr. Krabs had once held.
"Where's this?"
"Much better."
"Aim it at my head."
"Well, I'm going to shoot."
"Wait a minute." Squidward suddenly got up, and the microphone that had tormented Lin Li for a long time appeared in his hand, "Mr. Lin Li, please allow me to present you one last song, "Goodbye, LinLi" (Goodbye, Lin Li). ”
Lin Li: "......"
"Don't torture yourself anymore, Squidward, I can't bear it anymore."
"If the artwork I create is not appreciated by people who understand it, this is torture for me, Mr. Lin Li, at the moment when I finish singing, please shoot."
Squidward said seriously, even though his whole person is now undergoing abnormal changes and his body is gradually becoming bloated.
He does seem to be radiating as an artist – if only the sound of the song were a little better.
"Yes, please." Lin Li sighed and nodded.
"Bye, Lin Li, BYE Lin Li, I'll see you next time, Lin Li ~Li~ Li~Li~ (Goodbye, Lin Li, Goodbye Lin Li, next time we will see you, Lin Li~Li~Li~Li~Li~)
……”
The level is very stable, and at a glance, you can see that Squidward has no plagiarism.
Lin Li took a deep breath, he originally thought that listening to Squidward Brother's singing was unbearable enough.
But he didn't expect that if he had a weapon in his hand when he listened to Squidward singing...... In addition to enduring the bad music, you also have to endure the desire to shoot immediately.
Abbreviated as double torture.
"I beg you, Mr. Lin Li, to kill me."
"Not only here, but also when I meet the real, already completely crazy me, please ...... Kill me. ”
"I'm going to help you as much as I can, help you...... Kill me! ”
After the performance, Squidward smiled brightly, and in the miserable blue, he said firmly and loudly.
"As you wish." Lin Li nodded heavily.
"Bump!"
The bullet went through Squidward's head, and with a maniacal smile, he fell straight into the sewage.
The resurrection statue house began to crumble, and when his body also began to crumble, Lin Li looked at the pineapple house outside the mirror before he fell unconscious.
The world is in complete darkness, but the pineapple exudes a quiet and beautiful glow.
[Ridiculous level: 90%]
[Main quest (3/3): Kill Squidward]
[Quest Hint: Wound at the back of the head]
【Reward: Spirit Amplification Pill】
[Spirit Amplification Pill: It takes effect after consumption, improves the mental power of the eater - it is easier to focus, the brain will not be tired, etc., and it is immune to general mental attacks. 】