37. "Good night, Squidward. ”
When Lin Li blocked Squidward's huge eyes, and at the same time stopped looking at SpongeBob SquarePants, after a few seconds, SpongeBob's voice came from behind him:
"Alright, Lin Li and Mr. Monster."
The two people turned their heads, and SpongeBob SquarePants, who had returned to his original appearance, walked up to the two with the same smile as always: "General!! ”
All the dirty stuff seems to have disappeared out of thin air.
"Dirty, you made them disappear?"
"Of course not, of course the garbage should be thrown in the trash." SpongeBob shook his head earnestly.
"Here, where are the trash cans?" Lin Li looked around.
"There is one tens of thousands of meters away, and I just squeezed my body and threw all the garbage into the trash can along the squeezed water." SpongeBob SquarePants seems to be telling the mundane.
"Okay," Lin Li nodded with a smile, no longer pursuing the logic of all this, and then looked at Squidward, "Zhang... Mr. Monster, in this case, after you fall asleep, it will always be a good environment. ”
"Thank you, SpongeBob SquarePants, and thank you, Lin Li." Squidward's weakness grew, and the blood spilling from his mouth became more and more obvious in the clear waters.
Lin Li also found that the blood was not dark blue, but bright blue mixed with black liquid—his body was already terminally ill.
Squidward's eyes were on the two of them, then moved around, looking at the blue sea, and there seemed to be sunlight above his head, passing through the water, illuminating his body and bringing him warmth.
"It's really a happy and beautiful bottom of the sea, but I'm so sleepy," Squidward said with a smile that seemed to be rolling in the crystal, "Mr. Lin Li, can I trouble you, after I fall asleep, cover me with a thick sandy quilt?"
I'm more afraid of the cold, and when the water comes to me, I'll wake up. ”
Perhaps worried about his body polluting such an environment, Squidward said softly.
"I will, Mr. Monster." Lin Li nodded.
"I'll help too, Mr. Monster, and I'll be sure to cover you with the thickest quilt! You're guaranteed to be warm!
It's a pity that Sandy isn't here, otherwise I could have borrowed some fur from her, Mr. Monster, and I'm telling you, Sandy's fur is the warmest thing in the world, and I actually secretly hid a few at home.
By the way, Mr. Monster, you don't know who Sandy is, but I'm telling you, she's a squirrel in our Beechburg! It's a squirrel! Squirrels at the bottom of the sea! She ......, oh, you don't seem to know Beechburg, I'll tell you ......"
Once SpongeBob opens the conversation, he can't stop at all and starts chattering about his story and his life in Squidward's ear.
The topic is whimsical, and sometimes when it comes to a twist, the before and after are not related at all.
Squidward, who is dying on the verge of death, listens to SpongeBob talk about what he already knows, not only does not have the slightest impatience, but listens to SpongeBob's every word happily with a warm smile.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, who's your best friend in Beechburg?" Lin Li suddenly asked.
"It's Patrick!" SpongeBob SquarePants replied without the slightest hesitation.
"What kind of person is Patrick?"
"It's my best friend!"
Even Squidward, who was on the verge of death, couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard such a conversation now—Lin Li speculated that it was because of Squidward's dislike for Patrick.
If he summons a big star, it is estimated that Squidward will die.
"SpongeBob SquarePants, who's your best neighbor in Beechburg?" Lin Li asked with a smile.
"It's Squidward!"
SpongeBob still answered without the slightest hesitation - after all, his neighbor was only Squidward.
However, when he made this answer, his eyes seemed to sweep a glance at the huge and bloated Squidward on the ground.
"What kind of person is Squidward?"
"My best neighbor!"
"Do you like him?"
"Yes, of course I do, I'm Squidward's best friend." As if to show off, SpongeBob SquarePants closed his eyes, crossed his waist, and said proudly.
"Did Squidward say that? How did I not know? ”
"He didn't say it, but I knew of course that he was calling my name every day, and his tone was very excited. Sometimes when I'm playing outside, Squidward will poke his head out of the window to greet me! ”
- Lin Li suspected that this kid had mistaken the two emotions of excitement and anger.
"Is Squidward good to you? SpongeBob SquarePants," Lin Li continued to ask.
"Of course it's good! He never shows it, but I know it! SpongeBob looked at his wrist, though he didn't have a watch, and then looked up at Lin Li and told the secret: "When we go back later, Patrick and I are going to take Squidward to catch jellyfish." ”
"You're going to make his head big." Lin Li said with a smile, and then 'suddenly remembered' that there was another person beside him, looking at Squidward:
"Sorry, Mr. Monster, I was so caught up talking to SpongeBob SquarePants that I forgot you existed for a while."
"I didn't ...... Relationship, Xie ...... Thank. Squidward's voice became weaker and weaker, and it was already difficult to even say a coherent sentence, but there was a rich smile on the corner of his mouth.
"I ...... Very sleepy, really...... It's time to sleep. Squidward's eyes were close to being completely closed, and he swept over the two of them again, laboriously saying, "Good night...... Sponge...... Good night, baby...... Bristling...... Mr. ”
"Good night, Mr. Monster." Lin Li nodded.
"Good night, Mr. Monster, but do you need me to blow you a lullaby?" SpongeBob asked.
"If you can...... How good it is...... But thanks...... SpongeBob SquarePants. ”
"You're welcome, Mr. Monster, it's great to be able to help you sleep." SpongeBob took a few steps back and pinched his instrument, his nose.
The 'toot doo doo' of the opening song is what he blows out with his nose.
"sleep~sleep~sleep~sleep~" is mixed with the melodious and slow music of SpongeBob SquarePants' self-made lyrics.
At least one thing, SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward are very similar - in terms of the ability to create lyrics, but in terms of singing and the sound of music playing, SpongeBob is about to dump Squidward on the street.
Squidward slowly closed his eyes, smiled, and fell asleep.
【Main quest (3/3) completed】
You have obtained the Spirit Amplification Pill. 】
[Ridiculous level: 100%]
【Quest Completed】
"SpongeBob SquarePants, he's asleep." Hearing the system's prompt tone, Lin Li said softly.
SpongeBob heard Lin Li's words, and only after playing the song did he let go of his nose.
Walking forward, he gently patted Squidward's head.
"Good night, Squidward."
SpongeBob said.