89. Hands-on with Dave
Although I didn't get enough sleep at all, I was worried about the arrival of the day and night at six o'clock - because there was no formation, and the goal was broken, and it fell short.
Lin Li still woke up naturally on the wooden bed when he was in his early five o'clock.
When people care more about a time, the easier it is to wake up before that point in time, which is better than an alarm clock.
"Thirty more minutes of sleep." Looking at the wall clock hanging at the head of the bed, Lin Li, who was quite nervous, sighed.
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"Thirty-one minutes have passed as soon as my eyes are closed."
"Who stole my time?"
Rubbing his eyes, he took the steel rod in his arms back to the warehouse, and sat on the bed, shaking his head to sober himself.
When I walked out the door, the sky was a dull white color.
The plants are still fighting, and the courtyard is littered with clothes left behind by zombies.
"Good morning, Lin Li."
The plants greeted Lin Li.
"Good morning, but goodbye."
"Well, I'll see you again in the evening, and you don't want to die in the daytime." The little puff-shroom, which was furthest away from the batch, said, and suddenly silenced again: "...... Here comes Dave. β
Lin Li turned his head, and in the old position, Dave's big and small eyes hung above the wall.
"Good morning, Dave."
Lin Li greeted him with an unchanged face, sat on the floor of the courtyard, and pushed the fist glove given to him by Dr. Zombie next to the plant-making machine, so that Dave would not see it.
"You're really reassuring," Dave came to Lin Li's side and said to him, "There are always a few players who are difficult to wake up, and they sleep too hard, and I can't get up for a long time when I shout outside, it's really a headache." β
"Aren't you too? I called you a few times last night, but you didn't respond. I had to take the loess and exchange it for two lawnmowers with you, did you see the soil? Have you put it away? Don't let the wind blow away. β
Lin Lixun sat on the ground, doing a simple warm-up activity, and said casually.
"Oh, you said the two at the door, put them away, okay, I'll admit it, when I slept, I did sleep to death." Dave scratched his head embarrassedly, "Didn't cause you any trouble, did you?" β
"Nope."
He even solved most of his troubles for himself.
Lin Li listened to Dave's lies, and only felt a little funny.
"By the way, Dave, I have a question."
Six o'clock has not yet come, and after Lin Li finished his activities, he didn't move, but just spoke.
Lin Li didn't plan to do it now, firstly, he was missing something, and secondly, he wanted to get some more information.
"You ask, I know everything." Dave said curiously.
"The time of my brain evolution yesterday was not twelve o'clock, but a few minutes after twelve o'clock, do you know why?"
"It's my problem." Dave nodded, as if he wasn't surprised, "Because I didn't use the lawnmower to help you solve a column of zombies yesterday, this part is considered as if you didn't fight on your own, which affects the evolution speed of your intelligent brain." β
"I see."
Lin Li raised his eyebrows, and the doubts in his heart were solved.
For example, why don't Dave and Dr. Zombie just chop off all the player's hands and feet, make them locked up, and just lock them up for three days before receiving the brain.
It must be required by the conditions for the formation of the brain of wisdom.
- Although I don't know why Dr. Zombie helped him solve so much, it didn't matter.
"Any other questions?" Dave asked, his smile greasy as usual.
"No, I'll call you later."
Lin Li said with a smile.
He smiled and looked forward, looking at the plants that were bathed in the sun, because of his own advice, they didn't even say plant language, but just said goodbye to him with their eyes.
The morning light passed through the leaves, and the third day of daylight arrived.
"Alright, Dave, I'm going to get ready." The smile on his face faded, and Lin Li stood up and said.
"Okay, come on, defeat the zombies."
'No, this time the preparation is to defeat you. Lin Li nodded to Dave, and such thoughts were written in his eyes.
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"Hey, hey, I'm getting bigger! Eh hey hey! β
"Hey, hey, I'm coming out! Eh hey hey! β
"Hey, hey, I can't! Eh hey hey! β
Lin Li gently gave the cactus a blow with a steel rod and took a deep breath:
"Cactus 3-3, I suggest you don't say such ambiguous words, I kind of want to shovel you."
"I see." The female voice in the cactus said with some grievances.
It's still a woman's soul, it's too salty and wet.
In PVZ, when encountering a balloon zombie, the cactus will become longer and stretch into the air, and after shooting a cactus thorn attack to break the balloon, it will retract back to its original position.
And the words just now are the words that this cactus said before, during, and after this attack.
Lin Li couldn't look at it directly.
During the last day of the game, all kinds of zombies, most of them had not been seen before, appeared in the courtyard.
Clowns, dancing kings, and even snowmen and catapult zombies......
Among them, the dancing king was fought by Lin Li himself, because he suspected that it was the one who complained about himself when he listened to his speech yesterday.
After the balloon zombie was defeated, Lin Li stepped forward and took the rope under the popping balloon from the zombie's body.
It's almost ready.
Looking at the rope he had taken from the balloon zombie and bungee zombie, Lin Li nodded.
- After defeating Dave with the rope, tie him up and try to force Dr. Zombie's message.
Lin Li is good at tortoiseshell binding, of course, not because he has a special hobby, but simply because he was self-taught when the heroine of "Flower Bloom Iroha" was tied up.
There is a slight talent in this area.
Keep the gloves in your pocket, and the entrance is facing the pocket opening - you can reach in and wear it at any time.
As for the collar, Lin Li thought for a while, put it under the machine, and kept it for backup.
"Dave, are you there?"
Ready, Lin Li flipped over the wall and shouted to the next room.
"What's wrong?"
It didn't take long for Dave to come out of the room, looking curiously at Lin Li.
"I've found a strange phenomenon here, would you like to come and have a look?" Lin Li said.
"What phenomenon?"
"Come here, I can't say...... It's hard to describe in words. β
"Here we are."
It didn't take long for Dave to climb into the courtyard again.
"Where?"
"This cactus, you come here to take a closer look, it's very strange." Lin Li, who squatted next to the lewd cactus, beckoned Dave.
"Let me see!"
"Where? Why didn't I feel anything particularly strange? β
Squatting down, his eyes almost tightly pressed against the cactus, Dave carefully studied the cactus, but did not find anything strange, so he asked suspiciously.
I didn't notice that Lin Li next to me had already stood up.
Looking at Dave squatting beside him, the steel rod appeared in Lin Li's hand, and Lin Li's face was expressionless.
"Whoaβ"
"Bang!!"
After a graceful arc, the steel rod with the sound of breaking the air made close contact with the back of Dave's head, and the rod of the steel rod touched the iron pot on Dave's head, making a loud noise.
"Hmm!"
Dave's face went straight to the cactus.
"He kissed my face with his ass, he kissed my face with his ass!!" The cactus let out a mournful roar.
"Well deserved." Lin Li said in plant language, and at the same time took out the rope he had collected: "Let you be lewd." β
"You're ...... What to do...... Is it? Forest...... Stand. Dave's staccato voice rang out muffled from the cactus' position.
"Aren't you dizzy?"
Lin Li was unceremoniously, raised his hand and waved his stick, and gave Dave another look.
This time, the iron pot above his head was directly knocked away.
I didn't think that Dave still didn't faint, and with one hand, the whole person turned over in the courtyard.
His face was covered with thorns, but his big and small eyes were unusually bright, and he looked at Lin Li with a shocked and incredulous expression at the moment.
Lin Li stepped forward to mend the stick.
"What are you doing?"
Lin Li's swing of the steel rod collided with the hand that Dave was trying to catch, making the sound of finger bones breaking.
"Lin Li, I'm Dave? You won't eat glamour mushrooms for breakfast, will you? You can't eat that! β
Lin Li didn't care about the other party's words at all, he just frowned slightly, and looked a little strange at Dave, who was obviously swollen in his head, his hands were broken, and his face was covered with pinpricks, but from his expression, there was no trace of pain.
Because [Fake Dave] doesn't care about the flesh at all, he didn't cause any real damage?
I don't have the ability to mentally attack.
Lin Li threw the stick away, put his hand into his pocket, took out the fist glove, put it on his hand, and gave Dave a heavy blow to his stomach.
The greasy fat unfolded in waves, absorbing most of the kinetic energy, and only emitting a dull sound, which looked powerless.
It's just that at the moment when the fist gloves began to flicker, Lin Li felt a tingling sensation coming from the position of his hand.
It's broken, won't Dr. Zombie be a pit for both props, right?
But in the next second, Dave, who had been calm, suddenly had a painful look on his face.
"You're here! Do what! β
In Dave's voice, anger finally appeared.
It was useful, Lin Li was happy, and began to swing his fist continuously.
"I'm not annoying, I've been asking the same question." Lin Li said as he shook his fist.
"You don't want to ...... Cleared the customs...... Why! β
Dave's intermittent just now was because something was blocking his mouth, and the intermittent at this moment was because the soul was suffering and could not speak.
"Of course I do, but after I take the brain out of your ass, and the root of wisdom out of your house, my dear [fake Dave]."
"Where did you know that?"
Obviously still being beaten, Dave's eyes narrowed violently, revealing a hint of fierceness in his eyes.
"Aren't you a little too meaty?" Lin Li stopped answering, and began to concentrate on punching, his mouth still fragmented.
"Ahh
A senseless roar suddenly came from Dave's mouth.
Listening to this, Lin Li was irritated for a while, and raised his fist to hit Dave's face.
"Bang!"
But in the next second, Lin Li's fist hadn't touched Dave, and his ass exploded.
It exploded like the watermelon that Lin Li usually ate, and connected with the pants he was wearing outside, making Dave's body turn over in the wave of explosion.
The face thus dodged the boxing of Lin Li.
The blood from the explosion splattered on Lin Li's face, and Lin Li subconsciously wiped it off with his fingers and put it in front of his eyes.
Don't be a shit, pee, fart, a copy of the underworld of the shit.
Thankfully, it's not.
The liquid on the fingertips is green and translucent, and it even smells like a plant, just a little sticky.
It's not so much blood as the liquid that comes out when you break open the stem of a plant.
It's really a vegetative body.
Looking at the assless Dave who was no longer moving, Lin Li sighed.
It seems that the tortoiseshell binding is no longer needed.
It's a pity, there are still a lot of questions I want to ask him.
I didn't expect this fist to be so fierce, and it directly exploded the 'brain' of this body.
The zombies behind him suddenly went berserk, and for obvious reason, from Dave's buttocks, two glowing heads were slowly rolling out.
Are there only two?
The light emitted made all the zombies fall into a frenzied state, and Lin Li hurriedly threw them over with the clothes on his body, trying to block these two.
"God has covered the curtain before my eyes?"
"Shhhh
There was a sudden stinging pain in the brain, and Lin Li subconsciously pressed his temple with his palm.
There was a strong ringing in the ears, drowning out the attacks of the plants and the roars of the zombies.
His vision gradually blurred, and Lin Li's whole person began to dizzy.
"Damn, it won't be that the pill didn't block it, right?"
Grabbing the clothes wrapped around his head, Lin Li staggered towards the machine.
The collar that the Doctor gave him is still there.
The vision of the eyes began to be enveloped in two patches of darkness.
It was Lin Li's own upper and lower eyelids.
"Wow-"
Lin Li fell to the ground and hit his head on the lawn.
"Lin Li! Bristling! β
"Wake up!"
The plants called anxiously.
Lin Li frowned, but he didn't wake up.
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The consciousness in his brain gradually recovered, and Lin Li opened his eyes in a daze, but everywhere he could see, he only saw endless white.
At this time, he seems to be lying face down, somewhere.
It's bad, can't I be dead, what's the situation now? Is it the final checkout screen for the dungeon? Tell yourself a BE and let yourself die completely.
This system can't be so doggy, right?
Blood loss, is it possible that if you want to beat [Fake Dave], you must use the props given to you by the doctor?
"Huh?"
Lin Li tried to call up the system, but the system immediately appeared in front of him as he wishedβunlike the white space before and after the dungeon teleported.
In the white space of the system, Lin Li can't do this.
"The first time I saw the spiritual world of people, it was like this, so ...... Be all abroad. β
Dave's voice rang in my ears.
"It's so strange, it's so strange, how can it be a pure white piece, and there is not even a picture of memory...... Nothing to see! β
Lin Li looked up and saw a person.
The huge head, the degenerated limbs, were floating in the air at the moment, wandering in this pure white space, and the huge eyes were full of confusion and incomprehension at this time.
The body is the second player, the big head.
Counting the chapter that caught me off guard an hour ago, yesterday was a day, and it was returned to the first order to 2600.
That's all for today.
Is there a commuter pass? Give me some?
Push this mysterious fandom:
About the embers who were burned to ashes, they did not forget their original intentions, and tried to continue the first fire in the world of the Lord of Mystery, but found that they were usurping the fire.
(End of chapter)