Chapter 167: Genius
Xu Cheng saw that everyone's eyes converged and felt quite uncomfortable. whispered to Zhang Lang: "Brother Yuan, everyone is waiting for Brother Yuan's masterpiece!" ……”
Zhang Lang was stunned for a moment, looked around, and then noticed Yuan Xi's malicious smile and Cai Yan's suppressed angry eyes.
Zhang Lang suddenly understood, knowing that it must be Yuan Xi who shifted everyone's attention to himself again, and that guy wanted to see himself make a fool of himself again! It's really hard to learn!
"If the fourth prince wants to sleep, he should go back to sleep! What a system it is to sleep in this elegant place! A particularly handsome young man said with a bit of anger and mockery.
Zhang Lang glanced at him, and recognized that it seemed to be the Luoyang Junjie called Bai Qian that Xu Cheng said, it is said that he is the leader of Luoyang's young Junjie, and his poems are spread all over the country!
Although Zhang Lang doesn't like to deal with others, if someone targets him, he will never be polite, and immediately said angrily: "Whose business is it that I sleep in?" Who are you? The host didn't speak, what kind of garlic do you charge! ”
Bai Qian had never been robbed like this, he was stunned for a moment, he was furious, and pointed at Zhang Lang and shouted: "You rude person who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it!" Stay with your lowly soldiers!
Appearing here is really insulting to Yuan Gong, insulting the atmosphere of Sven, and insulting this grand event! ……”
Before he finished speaking, Bai Qian suddenly saw a wine jug flying towards him and was startled. He heard a thud, and the jug slammed down on his wine table, and countless drinks splashed, wetting his face and his elegant clothes!
Zhang Lang scolded from afar: "Boy, pay attention to what you say!" If you dare to mention my dad again, be careful that I beat your mom and dad so that they don't know you! ”
Bai Qian was stunned on the spot, and he didn't know how to react for a while.
"Fourth son, how can you be so rude?!" Cai Yan couldn't bear it anymore and scolded angrily.
Zhang Lang said lightly: "This kid keeps talking about my father, is it polite?" Why didn't the young lady scold him just now? ”
Cai Yan was stunned for a moment, speechless for a while. Although Bai Qian's words just now had a reason, they finally touched the other party's elders, and it was really rude and inappropriate to say it.
Cai Yong smiled and said: "The fourth prince is angry! Today is a literary event, so don't hurt the harmony! ”
Bai Qian finally reacted, and hurriedly hugged his fist at Cai Yong angrily and said: "University scholar, eldest lady, today's literary event, the world's attention, is a grand event that has not been seen in a hundred years!" Everyone in the world admires them!
But such a person who was born in the army and did not learn or know how to do anything wrong here is really a big scene, I am afraid that it will disgrace this rare event! Please also ask the scholar to expel this person! It is also the solemnity that the event deserves!
Who of these talented students present wants to be in the same place with such a vulgar person who was born in the ranks? That's so degrading our status! ”
Several so-called geniuses at the scene echoed each other, all looking like they were the same enemy.
It is said that such a grand event today, there is such a lowly person who was born in the army, it is really a rat feces that spoils a pot of soup, and they also asked Cai Yong to expel Zhang Lang.
Cai Yong was embarrassed and didn't know what to do.
Zhang Lang laughed, stood up, glanced at everyone present, and said: "This kind of poetry is right, to put it bluntly, it's just a pastime!" Can the world be pacified? Can it defend itself against foreign enemies? Can the people be fed? ……”
Everyone was stunned on the spot, unable to answer this question for a while.
Zhang Lang joked: "During the Yellow Turban Rebellion, why didn't you see all the talented people going to chant poems and make them retreat?" Not long ago, the Huns invaded the south, and the people suffered countless casualties.
It can be seen that the talents are also self-aware.
It was just a useless thing, but he wanted to be so godlike and put gold on his face! Think that being able to recite poetry is a genius? It's a ridiculous joke! ”
Cai Yan's face was very ugly, although Zhang Lang's words were not aimed at her, they also devalued the value she had always believed in as worthless.
"In that case, why should the fourth prince stay here anymore?" Bai Qian sneered.
Zhang Lang said lightly: "Little brat, your heart is so small!" I'm here because of Mr. Cai's invitation. Old Man Cai is an elder, if I ignore it, it will be too rude. ”
Then he nodded and said: "Okay, I'll also make a poem today, lest some cautious little kids say that I can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour!" ”
Many people showed a look of surprise, they didn't expect Zhang Lang to really make a poem.
Bai Qian and other young talents looked at Zhang Lang with a sneer, all of them looking waiting to see Zhang Lang make a fool of himself. I can't wait. Just now, Zhang Lang said that these scholars were worthless, which made them eager to have the opportunity to mock each other immediately.
The mysterious girl's cousin couldn't help but sneer: "This fourth son is really ashamed!" It's clear that he doesn't learn and doesn't know how to learn, but he wants to belittle the reader! ”
The mystery girl smiled and said, "I think there is some truth in what he said." What about the literary style? Can it be safe or can it be a country? Can it help the world, or can it defend against foreign enemies?
It is a very useless thing to say that it can neither feed the people nor maintain the peace of the world! ”
The cousin said reluctantly: "You can't say that." ......"However, it is impossible to find a reason to refute it.
Zhang Lang thought about it, and suddenly found that he didn't know what theme they were going to do, so he asked Xu Cheng in a low voice: "Brother Xu, what is the topic?" ”
Xu Cheng was stunned for a moment, and then thought that the other party had been sleeping, so he naturally didn't know what the topic was, so he couldn't help but smile bitterly, and whispered: "Miss Cai's topic is chanting snow scenes!"
Brother Yuan, there are already five excellent works at the moment, you, are you sure? ”
Zhang Lang smiled confidently and said secretly: People in the 21st century, who can't memorize Tang poems, making poems is too a piece of cake!
After sorting out his thoughts, he passed the poems about the snow scene in his memory, and then put on a posture of a Tang Dynasty poet chanting poems in a film and television drama, and chanted loudly: "The mountains are far away at dusk, and the white houses are poor in the cold weather." Chaimen heard the dog barking, and returned to the people on a snowy night. ”
The people present, especially those who couldn't wait to see Zhang Lang make a fool of themselves, were all stunned, and their eyes widened in disbelief.
Zhang Lang's chanting of these five uniques, in this era is absolutely unique, although it is only 20 words, but those so-called masterpieces are all abused!
No matter how many words you say, you can't beat the lore of these twenty words!
Yuan Xi came back to his senses, his eyes widened, and his face was unwilling and incredulous. And Bai Qian and other so-called talents are all like eggplants that have been abused by the cold wind, and they are all gone!
They only feel that the poem they have just made is as ridiculous and superficial as a child's limerick!
Cai Yan looked at Zhang Lang with wide eyes, his eyes were full of incredulous expressions, and then this incredible look was replaced by an excited look.