[The anime plot of this chapter is the main one.,But everyone probably forgot about it.,It's okay to take a look.] 】

"Jay Rey, do you know, don't know, do, what are you doing?"

Lin Li smiled and said to Jerry with a word accent.

Jerry is still not big, no matter how tall he is now, he is still scaled in equal proportions.

「……」

"Hey, hey."

Jerry pulled out the straw and put it behind him, covering his ears and stealing the bell, with an 'honest' smile on his face.

Green juice gushed out of the wound in a wonderful arc, technically its own blood.

“……”

After hesitating for a while, Lin Li reached out and took a little and tasted it.

Pure apple juice, no pollution and no additives, it tastes great.

"Delicious, huh? Do you need a straw? Give it to you." Jerry stepped forward flatteringly and handed Lin Li a straw.

"I'll drink your head!" Lin Li raised his hand and gave Jerry a punch, hitting him with gold stars in the eyes.

The wound was still bleeding juice, and Lin Li bent down to touch the ground with his hands, and the wounds on his body slowly healed.

His own abilities are still there.

"The body that can be pierced by a straw is not too fragile." Lin Li muttered to himself.

"I'm a big hero~I'm a big hero~"

Other voices came from his ears, attracting Lin Li's attention.

At the end of the lawn, there is a small clear river, and the water is babbling.

And between the two cherry trees next to it, there is a hammock hanging from it.

At this time, there is an orange jelly that is constantly bouncing up and down on it.

It is undoubtedly an orange fragrance.

The orange lingering who aspires to be a big hero.

The plot has obviously begun, Lin Li directly put Jerry into his clothes, and slowly walked towards the position of Orange Liuxiang.

Orange Ruka fell from the hammock, and a Venus appeared above his head, and he opened his eyes: "Eh, it turned out to be a dream?" ”

A strawberry jelly suddenly rushed in front of him - Shangguan Ziyi.

"Ziyi, are you here too?"

"You just like to daydream!"

"No, I was just practicing flying out of the sky in my dream."

Tachibana pulled out an ordinary sword from her back and swung it.

Lin Li, who was watching, narrowed his eyes.

"You need to be careful about this." - Lin Li admonished himself in his heart.

In "Fruit Treasure Special Attack", almost everyone has this ability to take things out of the back.

And Lin Li, who had prepared for the worst and regarded this world as his imaginary enemy, was thinking about these.

Seeing is not necessarily believing.

"Forget it, with a qualification like yours, even if you practice for another ten years, you can't practice it to be out of the sky."

"Oh, if I can't practice in ten years, then I'll practice for twenty years, practice for thirty years, until I finish practicing." Orange lingering fragrance does not give up.

"It's useless, a salted fish, even if it is another thirty years, it will still be a salted fish, it is absolutely impossible to become a big hero."

"Ziyi, you are too underestimating people, I only know that if a person does not have a dream, it is really almost like a salted fish!"

Orange Liuxiang began to practice swordsmanship, while Shangguan Ziyi confessed in a whisper beside him.

Lin Li watched it with relish.

This dog-day system, at least at the beginning of the dungeon, is very yang, and such dialogues and scenes give Lin Li a feeling of dreaming back to his childhood.

"I'll send you away, thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white."

Behind the hammock, on a bridge over the river, a peach is talking to a pineapple, and the eyes of the forest are also attracted to it.

It is a pear blossom poem and a pineapple blowing snow, and the body is a peach and a pineapple.

"The investment fails, the stock market becomes a disaster, and the loan shark is still owed!"

"I'll send you away, are you still there beyond the end of the world?"

"Lehman is not here, the bull market is not there, use a knife, go and pay off the debt!" Pineapple Blowing Snow stabbed a knife into his body.

Lin Li chuckled.

Because he knew that this knife was a telescopic fake knife.

As for Lehman in the mouth of the pineapple blowing snow, it refers to Lehman bonds, and the university is a finance major, so I also know about it.

Previously, it was the fourth largest investment bank in the beautiful country, but during the 08 financial crisis, because of the collapse of financial products, the company had an additional $15 billion in loopholes, and finally had to declare bankruptcy.

As a 10-year-old broadcast of "Fruit Treasure Special Attack", it can be regarded as keeping up with 'current affairs'.

"Pineapple blowing snow, you, you can't die." Pear Blossom Poetry stepped forward sadly.

"Yes, I'm sorry, Pear Blossom Poetry, I, in this life, it is impossible to give you happiness again, just wait for the next life."

"Excuse me?" Pear Blossom's voice was repeated, and her worries disappeared in an instant, "Do you think you don't have to pay back if you say you're sorry?" ”

"You took all the money from my dowry to buy Lehman Brothers' bonds, quick, pay it back!"

"I can't do it anymore."

"Don't think that you can pretend to be dead with a telescopic fake sword!" Rika Shi knew Pineapple Blowing Snow very well, and directly pulled out the fake knife, and then took out the real sword from her back.

"Murder your husband!"

"Husband, you adulterer! I'll kill you! Rika Shi began the hunt.

"Help! Help, orange lingers! "Pineapple blows snow and starts to run away.

He fled, she chased, he planted his wings...... Flew to the side of Orange Liuxiang.

Subsequently...... Pear blossom poetry and pineapple blowing snow through the orange fragrance in the middle, began to confront each other.

"If you have something to say...... Orange Liuxiang in the middle began to be a peacemaker.

"If you don't pay back, if you don't pay back, I'll hack you to death!" Rika Shi's eyes burned with anger and she began to swing her sword.

Pink swords pierced through the peel, and orange juice gushed out.

"Pear blossom poem, I always thought that the economic relationship between us was based on feelings." The unscathed pineapple blowing snow poked out its head to play the emotional card.

"Feelings? That's going to pay back too. "Pear Blossom Poetry doesn't eat this set, and continues to swing the sword,

BINGO！ All hits - of course, the hits are still orange lingering.

"You're cutting the wrong person...... Orange said with a groan, falling to the ground.

Looking at the parabolic curve of orange juice, Lin Li actually subconsciously wanted to taste it.

"Wait a minute, I have a way to let the pineapple blow the snow and pay you back." Shangguan Ziyi didn't care about the 'injured' orange Liuxiang and said to Pear Blossom Poem.

"What's the solution?"

"Borrow money."

"Borrow money from whom?" Pineapple Blowing Snow saw that she was saved, and immediately came up and asked.

"Of course it's Xiang, Lu Xiaoguo, who is rich in the world."

The protagonists glanced at each other, nodded their heads, and immediately walked towards a green pavilion in the distance

And Lin Li has already come here one step in advance.

In the pavilion, Lu Xiaoguo and Hua Ruyi are 'in love'.

"The bright moonlight in front of the bed spilled a bowl of soup.

Raise your head to grab a towel and lower your head to wipe your crotch. ”

As soon as Lin Li came over, he heard Lu Xiaoguo chanting poetry.

It's so familiar and nostalgic.

Lin Li remembered that when he was a child, he often chanted this 'poem' in class, and if he said the previous sentence himself, his classmates could immediately follow the next sentence of this version.

"Wow, what a beautiful poem." Hua Ruyi sighed with emotion, "Brother Xiaoguo, is this a poem you wrote?" ”

"Yes, Sister Ruyi, I went to the toilet last night, held it for a long time, and couldn't pull it out, so I wrote this one...... Toilet poems. ”

Li Bai was furious.

"Wow! Brother Xiaoguo, you are so talented! No wonder friends on the Internet now call you the mainland poet Lu Xiaoguo. "The flowers are always just right.

"It's nothing, Sister Ruyi, I can still play with swords and compose poems at the same time."

Lin Li watched from the side with a smile, the interesting point of this picture is that Hua Ruyi didn't say this to cater to Lu Xiaoguo, but sincerely felt so.

And Lu Xiaoguo ...... He also genuinely thinks that he has a talent for poetry.

It can only be said that these two guys can be regarded as a natural pair.

Lu Xiaoguo began to dance the sword while chanting the poem again.

And then when he sang 'Bow his head and wipe his crotch', maybe the atmosphere was there, and he had to do it, and he really 'bowed his head and stuck his crotch' - but with a sword.

With his wail, apple juice flowed out.

"Brother Xiaoguo, are you okay?" Hua Ruyi stepped forward worriedly.

"It's fine, it's just a hole." After Lu Xiaoguo calmly finished speaking, he fell to the ground and fell unconscious.

"Brother Xiaoguo, you can't die, once you die, but one corpse and two lives!" The rest of the protagonist group arrived here at this time, and Pineapple Blowing Snow immediately stepped forward and said.

"Lu Xiaoguo, you are less pretended, it must be another telescopic sword." Rika said disdainfully.

"I didn't expect that even our honest and honest Lu Xiaoguo would come to this trick to deceive girls."

"I'm not lying to girls, this is a real sword." Lu Xiaoguo 'came back from the dead'.

What is a miracle doctor? The miracle doctor is just two sentences that save a person.

"If you don't believe it, I'll show you!" Lu Xiaoguo waved lightly, and the sword was slammed into Orange Liuxiang's body.

"Ahh Why do you want to plug me! ”

"To prove it, it's a real sword." Lu Xiaoguo said with a grin.

Under the honest appearance, there is a heart that seems to be black.

"It hurts!!" Orange Liuxiang flew up directly.

"Brother Xiaoguo, lend me some money." Pineapple blowing snow stepped on Orange Liuxiang's body, came to Lu Xiaoguo, and said to him flatteringly.

"Oh? How much to borrow. ”

"Three thousand...... No, thirty thousand! Pineapple Blowing Snow said immediately.

"Okay." The local tyrant Lu Xiaoguo replied very casually, "I'll hit your card now." ”

"Yay! Lu Xiaoguo, I really love you to death! Pineapple Blowing Snow jumped up and hugged Lu Xiaoguo, and said happily.

"I don't like boys, please don't fall in love with me. In my heart, I can only pretend to be a Ruyi sister. Lu Xiaoguo looked at Hua Ruyi affectionately.

"Brother Xiaoguo~" Hua Ruyi was greatly moved, came to Lu Xiaoguo, and held hands with him.

"Ruyi Sister~"

"Brother Xiaoguo~"

Love is passed in the eyes of the two.

"Hey, hey, although I don't want to disturb your affection, but Lu Xiaoguo, can you transfer the money to me first, Pear Blossom is about to kill me." Pineapple Blowing Snow urged.

"Even if you pay back, I still want to kill you." Pear Blossom said angrily.

"Orange Liuxiang, you're not going to die, are you?" Shangguan Ziyi is greeting the fallen orange lingering incense.

"As a great hero in the future, I won't die so easily, such an attack, even if I have a hundred more swords, I will not be harmed." Tachibana laughed and got up and said.

"Really? Then let me have another ninety-nine swords. Lu Xiaoguo turned his head and said when he heard this.

Orange Liuxiang: "...... You really want me dead. ”

The protagonists laughed and laughed.

"Ahem."

"What, hello."

At this time, an unfamiliar voice rang out from the corner.

It's going to be a complicated dubbing stage again.

Allow me to slow down in the early stage, and it will speed up later.

Husband, I'm coming in.

(End of chapter)