Chapter 47 To the king of kings, to the intestines, vomiting blood and fainting
The eyes of the many spectators in the Spring Water Hall couldn't help but be full of excitement and excitement.
After all, for them, it also means a good show, which is about to be staged.
The interest in Na Xia Gongzi's eyes became more and more intense, and he said with a chuckle:
"Interesting, really interesting!"
Everyone's focus was on Lin Bei and Yuan Cheng.
Yuan Cheng took a step forward and said in a deep voice:
"One, two, three, five, six, seven!"
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven?
Some people are confused.
"This, from one to seven, is the only thing missing 'eight'. This is 'forgetting eight', Yuan Cheng is scolding Lin Bei's 'Wang Ba'! β
Someone is quite knowledgeable, and when his brain turned, he immediately reacted.
Oh!
The people who eat melons suddenly realized.
This couplet may seem simple, but it is not.
In the sentence, there is also a mockery of people.
How is this right?
Many people pondered, shook their heads and sighed.
Obviously, this is beyond their intellectual level.
Lin Bei smiled slightly, that's it?
Lin Bei was a human being.
In the previous life, it also had a 5,000-year-old cultural heritage.
Three years ago, Lin Bei's Heavenly Spirit Root was abolished, but his body had mutated.
Even the memories of his previous life, no matter how vague, Lin Bei could remember them.
For 5,000 years in China, only pairs of pairs have long been played badly!
"Filial piety, loyalty, etiquette and integrity!"
Lin Bei replied lightly.
Rumble!
Yuan Cheng's face turned pale, as if he had been struck by lightning, and he took three steps back.
When the spectators heard Lin Bei's reply, they were a little dumbfounded, Made! I don't understand!
Speaking of this, everyone looked at the person who had just solved the puzzle.
"Ahem! Filial piety, loyalty, etiquette and honesty, all there! There is no 'shame'! This is a hint that Yuan Cheng is shameless! β
"Good! The couplet is neat, and it can also fight back, which is really extraordinary! This Lin Bei is talented and quick-witted, and he is really a god! β
The scholar sighed.
Yuan Cheng's face was bloodless.
The pair is his strongest point.
Unexpectedly, Lin Bei didn't even think about it, and directly broke his strongest point.
Yuan Cheng's eyes gradually swelled bloodshot, his chest continued to rise and fall, his face showed unwillingness, and he spoke again:
"Rice, sorghum, wheat, millet, these mongrels, which one is Mr!"
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"This pair, so sharp! Borrowing things as metaphors and insulting each other as mongrels, I can't think of it, I can't think of it! β
The previous scholar had a bloodless face, shook his head and sighed.
Yuan Cheng's eyes were sharp, he took a step forward, looked at Lin Bei without saying anything, seemed to see the dawn, and shouted:
"Haha! Fight with Yuan Chengdou! Here you go! Isn't that right? Speak! β
Lin Bei slowly came back to his senses, looked at Yuan Cheng, and looked apologetic:
"Oh, I'm sorry. Just now I was thinking about who didn't tie the crotch of his pants properly and exposed the black and smelly things. I'm sorry for losing my mind for a while! β
The crotch is not tucked properly?
"Poof!"
There is a woman in the teaching workshop who can't help laughing.
This Lin Bei is a little too damaged.
Yuan Cheng gritted his teeth and shouted:
"Sharp teeth, pick it up!"
Lin Bei glanced at Yuan Cheng and replied lightly:
"Poetry and books are easy to give birth to in the Spring and Autumn Period, and many scriptures have been passed down, why bother asking Lao Tzu?"
Rumble!
Yuan Cheng's face was bloodless.
Take seven steps back.
In my mind, it was like being struck by lightning.
"Absolutely! Absolutely! β
"It's so ingenious!"
The crowd in the audience couldn't help but say with emotion.
"Poof!"
Yuan Cheng was exhausted, and he was hit hard, his qi and blood surged up, and blood escaped from his mouth.
Vomiting blood!
To the king of kings, to the intestines, to vomit blood!
Some people hurriedly took out a pen and paper to record today's events, they knew that this was a strange news, and if it was compiled into a storytelling manuscript, they were afraid that it would sell well!
"Pick up your two pairs! This silver, laughing! β
Lin Bei stretched out his hand and went directly to get the silver ticket.
Yuan Cheng was unwilling and yelled:
"No! Again! Yuan Cheng will not be defeated! β
Lin Bei sorted out the silver ticket and didn't bother to pay attention to Yuan Cheng.
Yuan Cheng stepped forward to stop Lin Bei:
"One more bet!"
"You don't have any silver tickets, what are you gambling on?"
Lin Bei asked.
Yuan Cheng's face was like a pig's liver, but he knew that Lin Bei was not wrong.
"Bang dang!"
At this time, a jade pendant fell in front of Lin Bei.
"This is a high-grade Hetian jade, which is very valuable. That's enough to make you fight again! β
Xia Gongzi's gentle voice came.
Lin Bei squeezed Hetian Yu in his hand.
On this jade pendant, there is a phoenix flying together, and a "Yue" character is carved in hollow.
It's a good thing that sells for a lot of money.
Lin Bei thought secretly in his heart.
"Okay! Let's get the question! β
Lin Bei looked at Yuan Cheng and spoke.
For the sake of this piece of jade, then I will be reluctant to abuse you again!
"Two apes cut wood deep in the mountains, see how the little monkeys saw!"
Yuan Cheng stared at Lin Bei with both eyes, word by word, and then said Shanglian again.
Hiss!
When many people heard this, they couldn't help but gasp.
"Pair saw...... Couplet! This is ridiculing Lin Bei for being a monkey, and Mu is a monkey! β
The previous "narrator" scholar exclaimed.
Yuan Cheng, so sharp!
Every sentence is extremely aggressive!
Lin Bei looked at Yuan Cheng.
Yuan Cheng's eyes were bloodshot at the moment, and his face was bloodless.
Lin Bei knew that Yuan Cheng had gambled all his hopes on the last link.
All right! Let me crush your expectations!
"A horse trapped in the mud ......"
Lin Bei slowly spoke, sighed and said:
"Ask the old brute how to get out of hooves!"
"Ahh
Yuan Cheng screamed, blood in his mouth, as if he didn't want money, and began to rush out wildly.
This pair is Yuan Cheng's forte.
was also pinned on Yuan Cheng's hopes.
As a result, in Lin Bei's hands, it was not worth mentioning, and he could handle it at will.
Under the huge blow of mental strength, Yuan Cheng's blood was unsettled, and the blood flowed like an infusion.
vomited three liters of blood, and Yuan Cheng fainted.
"What does this Lin Bei's lower link mean! I don't understand! β
Some people are so anxious that they scratch their ears and cheeks, and they ask if they don't understand.
"A horse got stuck in the mud and asked the old beast how to get out of his hooves. Out of the hoof, but also 'out of the question'. This is scolding Yuan Cheng for being an old brute! β
The narrator brother hurriedly solved his doubts, and after speaking, the narrator scholar, with a face full of amazement, looked at Lin Bei, and said with emotion:
"This son is talented, not ordinary! Strange why I had never heard of this person before! β
With the narrator's explanation, the spectators suddenly realized.
"I see!"
"Damn! How did Lin Bei's brain grow? I feel like my IQ can't keep up! β
"Originally, I thought that I was only weaker than this Lin Bei in terms of appearance, but I didn't expect that in terms of talent, I was not an opponent at all!"
"Pull you down! Didn't you see Lin Bei and the people of the Demon Slayer Division together? The Demon Slayer Division, all of them are martial arts masters. This Lin Bei is no exception! In addition to your looks and talent, you can't beat him! β
The spectators were amazed by this.
Sometimes, people are pathetic creatures.
Two eyes and one nose look somewhat similar, but the difference in IQ is like a moat.
"The son of the squire of the Criminal Department? Hehe, but that's it! β
"Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat. It's a wolf or a dog! See you at all! β
Lin Bei sneered and stepped over Yuan Cheng's body.
Hiss!
Brother Bai gasped and muttered:
"What a guts! What a bold ...... Is it a wolf or a dog...... Squire is a dog ......"
When the narrator said this, he couldn't help but shudder, and he didn't dare to say anything more.
After all, not everyone has the courage to prostitute Lin Bai.
"Anyway, I'm just playing with homophonic stalks, over-interpreting, that's their business. It's a bit of a drag, but it's not illegal to drag, right? β
Lin Bei smiled secretly in his heart.
"Smack!"
"What a literary style! Good literary style! Old Yan, drag Yuan Cheng away, a shameful thing! β
At this time, Xia Gongzi stroked his palms and smiled.
"Whoa!"
Yan Lao nodded, and then walked in front of Yuan Cheng.
As soon as Yan Lao looked at it, he knew that this Yuan Cheng's qi and blood were surging, and he was extremely angry, but it was not a big problem, and it would be good to cultivate for a while.
Thinking of this, Yan Lao dragged Yuan Cheng away like a dead dog.
"Thank you, brother Tai Meiyu!"
Lin Bei arched his hand.
"The hidden dragon comes out of the abyss, and the flying dragon is in the sky. This brother, I'm afraid that it won't be long before he will soar into the sky in the Qingyun Emperor Capital! β
Xia Gongzi smiled and sighed.
"I have a question below, and I hope this son will solve my doubts!"
Lin Bei groaned slightly, and then said with sincerity on his face.
"Just say it!"
Xia Gongzi nodded.
"Brother Tai, why are you so pompous?"
Lin Bei looked directly into Xia Gongzi's eyes and said word by word......