Chapter 77: Don't Kun, Spread Your Brain!

Bai Shaowei swallowed his saliva.

muttered in his mouth.

His eyes were fixed on Feng Zhi's slightly swaying back.

It's like being in God.

"Come less! You're my son! โ€

Lin Bei slapped Bai Shaowei on the back of the head, interrupting Bai Shaowei's fantasy.

Bai Shaowei came back to his senses, his eyes burned, as if he had a pursuit in life, he took a deep breath and said:

"I feel like I'm in love!"

The corners of Lin Bei's mouth twitched, and he said with a sneer:

"Didn't you say that if you look at my sister-in-law more, you will dig out the trick and feed it to the dog?"

Bai Shaowei's face was slightly red, and then he raised his neck, his face was red, and he argued:

"The dog said it wouldn't eat, so I'll put it back!"

Speaking of this, Bai Shaowei rubbed his hands, licked his lips, and muttered:

"There are beautiful women in the border city, and Yan Yu's skills are also different. The bird stays in the tree at the edge of the forest, and the monk knocks on the door under the moon. Don't have a cave, don't have a cave! Lin Bei, your sister-in-law can be called the best among Datong's mothers-in-law! โ€

"If you just drive me away, I won't leave!"

Bai Shaowei's eyes lit up.

Lin Bei couldn't help but think that Bai Shaowei once explained to him the four customs of Daxia:

Yangzhou thin horse, West Lake boat lady, Datong aunt, Taishan sister-in-law.

Obviously, in Bai Shaowei's eyes, Feng Zhiwei is divided into "Datong Aunt Datong", and she is still the best among them.

"Okay, I told you, don't beat her mind. If you don't listen to persuasion, I can't help it. I hope that next year, I won't have to burn incense for you! โ€

Lin Bei shrugged his shoulders and patted Bai Shaowei.

Bai Shaowei was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Lin Bei meant.

Bai Shaowei's face was thoughtful, and he thought in his heart:

"Does he think I'm going to use force? As a result, the deeds are revealed, and Lin Bei will let the Demon Slayer Division chase and kill me? โ€

Thinking of this, Bai Shaowei was filled with indignation, patted his chest and said:

"Don't worry, what I Bai Shaowei hates the most is a man who bullies people! For women, I like to touch them with love! It's definitely a joy for both of you! Just wait for me to be your big brother! โ€

The corners of Lin Bei's mouth twitched.

Feng Zhiwei wielding a kitchen knife couldn't help but appear in his mind.

"Well, I hope you live a long life!"

Lin Bei didn't bother to argue with Bai Shaowei.

Bai Shaowei's nose moved, he smelled the smell left by Feng Zhiwei in the air, and muttered:

"It smells so good!"

Lin Bei couldn't help but move his steps to the side.

To be honest, we don't know if this pervert is contagious, is it?

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It's night.

In the No. 1 wing room of Fenglai Inn, guests gathered together.

"You are all friends of my little uncle, his eldest brother left early, and he and I are like sisters and brothers."

"I'm just here, thanks to all my friends! Zhiwei first salutes you with a cup, and I hope that you will help our family Linbei more in the future! โ€

Feng Zhi raised the luminous cup slightly, saluted everyone, and then drank it all.

Downgraded and generous, showing the true colors of women.

"Good! The hostess has a good amount of alcohol! โ€

"Shame! I'm waiting for a man, but it's not as bold as the boss lady! โ€

"Just say this to the boss, come on, gentlemen, drink a few more glasses!"

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The crowd burst into laughter and began to heckle.

Who's seated?

Neighbor Ma Liu, with Huzi and his mother-in-law.

Among the demon slaying divisions, Zhang Long, Zhao Hu, Bao Xingyuan, He Chen.

Among them, He Chen, Lin Bei didn't call this person.

It's just that He Chen pestered Zhang Long to repay the money, and listened to Ma Bangde say that Lin Bei was invited to the east at the Fenglai Inn.

He Chen knew that Lin Bei was extraordinary, and the affairs of the Criminal Department, even Chang Baiqing, came forward for Lin Bei in person.

He Chen also wanted to take this opportunity to have a good relationship with Lin Bei.

When Lin Bei was robbed, He Chen happened to go out.

If He Chen knew at the time, he would definitely go to the Criminal Department to make a strong name for Lin Bei, you must know that sending charcoal in the snow is better than icing on the cake.

He Chen has never forgotten the idea of digging Lin Bei out of Bao Xingyuan's hands.

Therefore, He Chen was dead-skinned and followed Xinfeng to the inn.

In addition to the Demon Slaying Division, there are also Bai Shaowei, Ma Bangde, and Lu Yan.

Lu Yan didn't want to come.

Because since Lu Zimo and Chang Zilong learned about the relationship between Lu Yan and Lin Bei.

Lu Yan became a tool man.

Strictly speaking, it is a tool person for the connection between the Jixia School Palace and Lin Bei.

When they went to the Criminal Department before, Lu Zimo and Chang Zilong wanted to take Lu Yan with them, but halfway through, they felt that Lu Yan was too weak. delayed their speed to save Lin Bei, and threw Lu Yan halfway through.

This time, Lin Bei invited someone to dinner, and Lu Zimo and Chang Zilong, who were great Confucians, naturally could not attend.

Lu Yan became their representative.

Bai Shaowei put on new clothes, washed his body, dressed up, and suddenly turned into a handsome boy, masculine and handsome.

Lin Bei looked at Bai Shaowei and the two of them before, and couldn't help nodding secretly:

To be a sea king, you also need a certain appearance.

It's just that Bai Shaowei and Ma Bond sat together, and Bai Shaowei was a little embarrassed.

"Why did I see him beaten to flesh by a madwoman, why is he still sitting next to me? These days, the ghosts are so bold? โ€

"And he doesn't seem to know me! Odd! โ€

Bai Shaowei took a deep breath, and his heart was suddenly full of doubts.

However, because of Lin Bei's warning, Bai Shaowei could only keep this matter in his heart and didn't dare to ask more.

"Thank you for your love! Come! Try our signature dish, white chopped chicken! โ€

Feng Zhi smiled slightly and hurriedly beckoned the guy to serve the food.

Feng Zhiwei didn't know about the Criminal Department for the time being.

Lin Bei just told her that these people helped him a lot.

Feng Zhiwei thought it was the task of Mingyue Town, and these people all contributed.

Feng Zhiwei's enthusiasm is not fake.

She knew that there were demon slaying envoys here, county orders from Qingyun Town and Mingyue Town, and small commanders of the city guards......

Although it is not a high-ranking authority, it can be regarded as a head and a face.

Her Xinfenglai Inn has just opened, and in the future, these people will inevitably bring her a steady stream of customers.

"Wow! White chopped chicken, it sounds delicious! โ€

Huzi was a child, and couldn't help cheering.

If Ma Liu hadn't suppressed him with one arm, Huzi's whole body would have jumped on the table.

"Lin Bei, come uninvited, you won't be tired of me, right?"

He Chen raised his wine glass and said with a smile at Lin Bei.

"Lord He is polite. You are a senior, and if you can come, you have already given me enough face! I did it first! โ€

Lin Bei hurriedly returned a glass and drank it all.

He Chen also raised a glass.

It's just that He Chen's movements are elegant, trying not to let a drop of wine flow to the corners of his mouth.

I'm afraid of getting my clothes dirty.

People with obsessive-compulsive disorder are really terrifying.

Everyone, you have a cup, I have a cup.

Push the cup and change the lamp.

The dishes on the table are also dazzling, and in a blink of an eye, eighteen dishes are served.

The dishes are delicious and have a long aftertaste.

Everyone was extremely satisfied with Feng Zhiwei's food.

Especially this white chopped chicken, it is full of praise.

After three cups of yellow soup, Lin Bei was also slightly drunk, looking at the white chicken, a bad taste arose in his heart, and he said:

"Three years ago, I was exiled in Qingyun Town, thanks to my eldest brother and sister-in-law. I can't remember what happened before. I remember, though...... In my hometown, this chicken has another nickname......"

Lin Bei's tone was melodious and meaningful.

When Huzi heard this, his curiosity was aroused, and he hurriedly asked:

"Chickens have aliases? What's that? Back the pot, back the pot, you say it quickly, but I'm in a hurry! โ€

Everyone also looked at Lin Bei with curiosity.

"I remember, in my hometown, we called chickens 'kun'!"

"Eating chicken, also called eating kun! This white chopping chicken should also be called Bai Chopkun! โ€

Lin Bei laughed and explained to everyone.

The evil taste in my heart has increased greatly.

Female?

Everyone doesn't know why.

"Kun? It's a nice name! Huzi wants to eat Kun, daddy, don't stop me! โ€

Huzi broke free from the suppression of his father Ma Liu and quickly snatched a "kun leg" from the table.

"Good! Kun is a genus of Qiankun, which is in line with the meaning of the earth. Chickens, although they are birds, cannot fly, and can only walk on the earth. Carrying the life of a bird, but becoming a beast. โ€

"Compare the chicken to Kun. We wait for the food kun, the secret of the terrain kun, the virtue of the gentleman's virtue, and the metaphor of us, sooner or later, soar into the sky, straight to the meaning of the nine heavens! โ€

"Brother Lin, he is really a talent, every drink and peck, all are reasonable!"

Lu Yan's eyes lit up, he got up suddenly, and said impassionedly.

"Come on! Brother Lin, I salute you with a cup, if it were not for your gift of poetry, there would be no blessing for me Lu Yan today. Brother Lin used Kun as a metaphor, and Lu also felt deafening and inspired! โ€

Lu Yan looked excited and drank it all.

Lin Bei was dumbfounded.

Why, are scholars particularly good at brain supplementation?

It's a meme!

If you don't understand, forget it, it's still a mess!

Singing and dancing

Will AP be? Won't beep!

Lin Bei hadn't reacted yet.

On the wine table, there was a sudden echo.

"I see! Brother Lin Bei, he is really talented! โ€

"No wonder, the great Confucians of the Jixia School Palace are vying to take Lin Bei as an apprentice! When I saw it today, it really lived up to its name! โ€

"Fortunately, there is a Lu County order to solve our doubts! Otherwise, with Ma Liu's brain, I will never understand it in this life! โ€

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When Lin Bei heard everyone's words, he almost petrified.

In the eyes of everyone, Lu Yan, who is in the Jixia School Palace, as a disciple of Confucianism, is naturally far beyond ordinary people.

This person's explanation also convinced everyone that Lin Bei called the "chicken" "Kun", which has a deep meaning.

Lin Bei is numb!

In the next few rounds of toasting, Lin Bei felt that his brain was blank.

At the wine table, with the stimulation of alcohol, the atmosphere also became cheerful.

"On that day, Chen Yingying, the teacher of the workshop, went out of the pavilion to fight poetry! As a result, Lao Tzu was defeated, Lao Tzu was not convinced, listen, is Lao Tzu's 'chasing geese' the pinnacle of poetry? โ€

Zhang Long looked excited, blushing, he must come to a song "Catch the Goose":

"A flock of geese down the hill, boos drove down the river. Fall into the river to catch geese and be hungry, and go home after eating to finish his wife. โ€

After speaking, Zhang Long still seemed a little unsatisfied.

Everyone had different complexions, and it was not easy to vomit directly in front of Zhang Long.

"Hehe, Brother Zhang's song 'Catching Geese' is really good, but unfortunately, a woman like Chen Yingying can be conquered by ordinary people. Not to mention anything else, I, Bai Shaowei, have a lot of experience with women. Come to think of it, Miss Chen left the cabinet that day, and she hasn't chosen a good son-in-law, right? โ€

"Only by waiting for Bai to go, can Miss Chen secretly agree!"

Bai Shaowei smiled slightly, his face was slightly red, and he said a little proudly.

"Yes, yes, after all, Brother Bai is the dream of hundreds of millions of girls in Great Xia!"

Lin Bei echoed on the side.

Who knows, as soon as Bai Shaowei said this, everyone looked at Bai Shaowei with strange expressions.

"Brother Bai, I admit that you are very handsome, but ...... Miss Chen, she is already out of the cabinet! ่ฏดๅฎž่ฏ๏ผŒๅณไพฟๆ˜ฏ็™ฝๅ…„ๅŽป๏ผŒๆˆ‘่ง‰ๅพ—ไนŸๆฏ”ไธไธŠ้‚ฃไธช็”ทไบบใ€‚ โ€

Zhang Long said to Bai Shaowei with some embarrassment.

"Humph! No way! When pigs fly! One of the reasons why Bai came to the imperial capital this time was to win the Oiran. Say, "Who is it?" Can you be more popular with women than Bai? โ€

Bai Shaowei refused at the moment, dragged Zhang Long, and asked Zhang Long to give an explanation.

In Bai Shaowei's view, his professional field is questioned, and he will naturally not give up!

"What do you say? Eat Kun, eat Kun! โ€

Lin Bei smiled awkwardly, and when he saw that Feng Zhiwei had left the wing, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and said to everyone in a kind manner......