Chapter 79: The King of a Thousand Kings, a Professional Liar
"Back to my lord! The villain's name is Tang Long, who studied under Qianjimen and was called the 'King of a Thousand Kings'. We are not good at fighting, but we are good at disguise. Although Qianjimen cultivates martial arts, its mental method is more like that of a person who cultivates immortals, pursuing his own 'Dao'. ”
Tang Long trembled and explained to Lin Bei in great fear.
Thousands of machine doors?
Is it still the king of a thousand kings?
Why don't you call the Yellow Lion Tiger? Or is it called the jade-faced flying dragon fat mantis?
Lin Bei opened his mouth wide, and seemed to have been shocked by the three views.
After a while, the corners of Lin Bei's mouth rose, touched his chin, and said:
"Interesting! Interesting! You go on! ”
Cultivate martial arts, but pursue your own way.
This...... It's kind of interesting!
Actually, it's not hard to understand. When the martial artist enters the realm of the three grades, he will transform the martial spirit into his own 'meaning'. This is also your own way. ”
"And I, Qianjimen, from the time I entered the martial arts, I would take 'deception' as my lifelong pursuit. Therefore, although the martial arts of the Thousand Machine Gate are not strong, they do not pursue combat power like ordinary martial artists. However, it can gain the power of disguise. ”
"With potions, acupuncture points, human skin masks and other tools, theoretically, you can disguise yourself as anyone!"
Tang Long continued to explain.
Lin Bei knocked on the table, and then asked:
"I don't feel the slightest difference between your qi and blood and ordinary people. This makes me think that you are really Ma Bond, which is also the characteristic of your Tianjimen? ”
Tang Long nodded.
"That'...... If you disguise yourself as a high-grade martial artist, or an immortal cultivator, how about it? ”
Lin Bei's eyes suddenly began to light up.
He realized that this Tang Long was a talent!
"No matter what profession, we can disguise. Because we can not only hide the breath, but also change the breath. If I cultivate enough, even if I pretend to be a high-grade immortal cultivator, I won't be able to do it! ”
"Of course, all this also depends on cultivation. With my current ability, at most, I can disguise myself as a six-rank or so of other professions...... But you can't do it, and if you do it, you'll be exposed! ”
Tang Long blinked, feeling that the man's unspeakable pain was somewhat relieved, he let out a long breath and said to Lin Bei.
Talent!
It's a talent!
"I see, come, sit!"
Lin Bei got up and helped Tang Long to the side and sat down.
At this moment, Tang Long not only did not have any gratitude, but his face was full of fear.
After all, Lin Bei scolded him before, but this time he almost made him the last one.
Suddenly being so attentive to him made Tang Long suddenly feel flattered.
"Lin Slash Demon Envoy, you are ......"
Tang Long swallowed his saliva and asked with some horror.
"Oh, I feel like I'm a bit heavy on you, and I feel a little guilty inside! Sorry! Brother Tang Long! ”
Lin Bei said seriously.
Tang Longhu looked at Lin Bei suspiciously.
Lin Bei's words, it's okay to lie to Huzi, but if you want to deceive him, it's naturally impossible!
"Ahem, it's really a misunderstanding, Brother Tang Long, you have to believe me. By the way, then why did you disguise yourself as Ma Bond? ”
Lin Bei hurriedly changed the topic.
"Actually, there is no reason, my sect's cultivation method is special, and it needs to be deceived in order to increase cultivation. In the past six months, I have pretended to be Ma Bond, but it is just for practice! Now, it's almost time to change your identity! ”
"So ......"
Tang Long pondered for a moment, and said with some hesitation:
"Lin Slash Demon Envoy, I don't have the slightest lie to you. Please help me detoxify, in the future, where you are, I will definitely take a detour, and I will definitely not cause you the slightest trouble! ”
Tang Long said to Lin Bei sincerely.
"Brother Tang Long, is it impossible for us to become friends? If you change your identity, I won't be able to find you! It's not a secret, let's see each other at first sight, if we say goodbye, it's a pity! ”
Lin Bei didn't seem to give up, and continued to ask.
Tang Long looked at Lin Bei for a long time, and then he spoke:
"The exercises of my sect need to be practiced from an early age. Lin Slash Demon Envoy, even if I teach it to you, you can't practice it...... As you just saw, to disguise a person, you also need bone changes, which need to lay the foundation from an early age! ”
Lin Bei's face was slightly red.
This feeling of being exposed in person is really not good.
It belongs to the scene of social death.
Sure enough, the people of this Tianjimen are all experts in deception.
"Hehe, Brother Tang Long laughed! Lin is not this kind of person! ”
Lin Bei and Lin Bei's last stubbornness made Lin Bei really unwilling to admit his true purpose.
"Since the Lin Demon Slash understands it, then I beg you...... Let me go! ”
Tang Long said almost pleadingly, and as he spoke, Tang Long took out five silver tickets from his arms.
Each one, worth two hundred taels, has a special formation pattern shining on it, and the words "Wenzong Silver Trumpet" are constantly shining.
Five sheets, that's one thousand taels.
"This is what I have saved as a county magistrate for half a year, and all of them are here. If there is even the slightest lie, there will be five thunderstorms in the sky, and I will not die well. I just ask Lin to kill the demon envoy, you have a lot of them, raise your noble hand, and let me go! ”
When Tang Long said this, he couldn't help but feel sad, his legs trembled and he got up, dragging a pair of sheep and horses, and planned to kneel down for Lin Bei.
"How does this work?"
Lin Bei hurriedly helped Tang Long up.
Tang Long was too afraid of Lin Bei at the moment.
I just want to get out of the clutches as soon as possible.
Even if you have collected money, you will hand it over in full.
"Hey! It stands to reason that I can't take your money, you and I are brothers. But if I don't accept it, won't I refute your face? That's it! The rivers and lakes are far away, let's meet again! ”
Lin Bei grabbed five silver tickets, and said with a sad sigh on his face.
Bite! Receive 1,000 taels of silver tickets!
Lin Bei dubbed himself in his heart.
I crossed over by myself, and there was no system cheat.
If you lose, you won't lose, let's match one.
Happy!
"Nope! Never again! ”
Tang Long's face turned pale, and he looked at Lin Bei in despair.
Lin Bei: ......
Tang Long looked at Lin Bei in a daze, and said secretly in his heart:
This son is extremely talented, quick thinking, and most importantly, his skin is thick, no less than the Zhenguo Divine Soldier. It's a pity, if this son grew up in my Tianjimen since he was a child, I am afraid that he will become a generation of deceitful gods. In our industry, we are thick-skinned, and we are the strongest talent.
"Hey, please ask the demon envoy Lin to detoxify me!"
Tang Long shook his head, threw out the messy thoughts in his mind directly, and begged.
"Detoxification? What is the antidote? ”
Lin Bei pretended to be stupid.
"This ...... Naturally, it is a poison that pierces the intestines and rotten belly! Lin Slash Demon Envoy, you won't break your word, will you? ”
Tang Long was struck by lightning.
"Oh, actually, you're not poisoned, let's go!"
Lin Bei replied.
"Not poisoned? So why do I have cramps in my stomach and diarrhea that doesn't stop hurting? ”
Tang Long's eyes widened.
Lin Bei looked at Tang Long with a strange expression, held it for a long time, and said:
"Actually...... Sometimes people live too clearly and not very well. Professional liars, deceived by scammers, will cause psychological shadows! ”
When Lin Bei said this, he spoke earnestly and bitterly.
Tang Long was already shocked by Lin Bei's words.
He didn't even want to dwell on what a "psychological shadow" was.
"No, Lin Bei, you make it clear to me!"
Tang Long was really angry.
He fell for it hook line and sinker?
No!
He would rather believe that he had succumbed to Lin Bei's fist than that he had been deceived.
You know, this is his area of expertise.
Lin Bei shook his head and sighed in his heart:
Good words are hard to convince damned hell, all right!
Since you have asked sincerely, I will tell you with great mercy.
"Colic in the abdomen, diarrhea that doesn't stop...... It's because you're eating Croton. The next day will be fine! ”
Lin Bei shrugged his shoulders and said.
Croton? It turned out to be Croton!
Tang Long was dumbfounded.
Then, Tang Long asked suspiciously:
"That's not right! Croton is colorless and tasteless, why, that pill makes me feel extremely bitter and unbearable? ”
Lin Bei was silent for a while, and sighed:
"In order to complete the mission in Mingyue Town, I haven't taken a shower for several days. Use croton flour and the ...... on the body Black mud ......"
Rumble!
Tang Long is stupid!
Tang Long, who reacted, retched directly and felt nauseous.
"Don't! Stop it! Lin Bei, you bastard! ”
Tang Long glared at Lin Bei angrily, his gaze was fierce and full of murderous intent.
He wanted to kill Lin Bei.
Lin Bei looked at him, and then revealed the momentum of his eighth-rank late martial artist.
Tang Long's chest rose and fell, and in the end, he still didn't have the courage to make a move with Lin Bei.
This kid, I haven't seen you for a few days, Made, and the martial arts have improved again.
They are not good at fighting in the first place, and now Lin Bei, even if it is not a sneak attack, if he Tang Long makes a move, he will be looking for death!
"Brother Tang Long, I'm sorry!"
Lin Bei felt a little reluctant in his heart.
"Farewell!"
"As a descendant of the Heavenly Machine Gate, I was deceived by you. Lin Bei, I have to say, if you were under my Tianji Gate since I was a child, today's achievements would have been above me! The talent of my disciples is shameless, and it is the first place. ”
Tang Long snorted coldly, jumped forward, and then disappeared from Lin Bei's field of vision.
Taunt!
Lin Bei heard the irony.
Mother! What does it mean to be shameless? Is this called a good mentality?
You are a liar, don't you know this?
When you don't have a specialty, you can outperform most people if you have a good attitude.
Just like back pi, the number of digits after 3.1415926, as long as you don't have a red face and a heartbeat, no one will doubt it......
Lin Bei looked at Tang Long's departing back, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart:
"There's no doubt that it's a talent. It's a pity that it can't be used by me, if only everyone was like Bai Shaowei! ”
"Why can't I be like those protagonists of the novel, my body shakes, the qi of the king comes out of my body, and the heroes surrender?"
Lin Bei shook his head, and suddenly felt that he was wrong.
Slept, slept.
Tomorrow, I will go to the Yin and Yang family and meet the legendary Yin and Yang family master.
Lin Bei closed the door of the wing.
Lin Bei glanced at the ground and was quite satisfied.
Although I feel sorry for Tang Long, if Tang Long really vomited in his room.
That Lin Bei swore that he would definitely make Tang Long regret living in this world.
……
Next.
Lin Bei got up and had breakfast at the Xinfenglai Inn.
And Bai Shaowei is obviously very satisfied with his new identity, and he is busy in front of and behind the hall.
It seems that he wants to use his diligence to attract Feng Zhiwei's attention.
However, Bai Shaowei did not say a word to Lin Bei.
Lin Bei felt bored, ate and drank enough, and went in the direction of the Yin and Yang family.
Bai Shaowei looked at Lin Bei's back and gritted his teeth and said:
"I, Bai Shaowei, am not weaker than others in my life! Lin Bei, you wait, I'll wait for the day when you call me big brother! ”
"Good flowers don't bloom often, and good times don't always exist. One day, the dragon will get water, and I will call the river water backwards. ”
Bai Shaowei set a flag for himself.
He, after learning from the pain, understood a truth-
Lin Bei, in his professional field, is his lifelong enemy!