178. Old general with flags, guess what? Hey! There are two!
"I'm going to expel all the sugar cane, not one left, at most...... Just don't kill them. ”
Lu Xiaoguo looked at Lin Li and said firmly.
"Moreover, I originally planned to rescue the deceived or threatened orange lingering fragrance and pineapple blowing snow, if I give up halfway, what kind of affection is this, if I choose to give up, the love sword will really never recognize me!"
"But...... For the sake of your safety, I don't really want you to go, Lu Xiaoguo. Lin Li was silent for a moment and spoke.
"Jerry and I both have combat power, but the problem is that neither of them is particularly strong, and it is difficult to protect you.
I've tried it with you before, just with our physical bodies, fighting against mecha is just an itch in the boots, what I said may be a little ugly, but Xiaoguo, in your current state, continuing to walk to the top of Huaguo Mountain is no different from looking for death. ”
Lin Li originally wanted to be tactful, but considering Lu Xiaoguo's IQ, he immediately gave up this option and went straight to the point.
Before the so-called, it was at the gate of the Jelly Martial Arts Academy, the "Three Musketeers and Dragon Sets" tried to fight against the thief's eyebrows, but they were knocked away.
"I understand your good intentions, Guoli."
Lu Xiaoguo didn't mind Lin Li's bluntness, shook his head with a smile, shook off the snot for half a centimeter, and then sucked it back again:
"You're right, but, I told you, I've grown up, and I've grown up twice."
Lin Li looked at Lu Xiaoguo, waiting for his follow-up.
"Now I am not only a mainland poet, but also a mainland poet who understands the power of friendship!"
"That change didn't just happen to Xiaoguo Zhanbao, it also integrated into my body, I know you may not believe it, but I can prove it to you.
Look at it, Guo Li, Xiaoguo Swordsmanship: Friendship PLUS Edition! ”
Lu Xiaoguo raised the sword of love in his hand and swung a heavy slash at the front.
A clear blue-white sword aura emanated from the Beloved Sword and rushed forward.
"Wow-"
The tree ten meters away was cracked in half.
And on the grass in front of Lin Li, because of this sword qi, a huge "wound" was cut, revealing the dirt and gravel inside.
"My swordsmanship has also been upgraded because of this, so it is really fruitful, you don't need to worry, I can deal with mecha on my own now." Lu Xiaoguo said.
The aftermath of the sword qi raised the leaves above the heads.
“……”
What One Punch Man Fruit Treasure Special Attack Edition.
Is the power of friendship so powerful? Give me the whole one!
Lin Li understands why the rebels and thieves who have always been steady also try to understand "friendship" during the battle, Lu Xiaoguo's evolution, who doesn't see the lake, who doesn't blush?
"Flame Stick Gas Friendship PROMAX Infinite Memory Edition!"
Lin Ligu showed a steel rod, shouted a slogan, and slashed ahead.
The flames did separate, but it was normal, and there was no increase in the slightest - he was just a clown like a rebel and a thief.
"It seems that I haven't grasped the true meaning of friendship yet." Lin Li sighed.
"Yes, Guoli, you just haven't experienced a life-and-death crisis, I'm sure you'll understand later." Lu Xiaoguo comforted, "The bond of friendship between us is enough!" ”
"Thank you, I hope to borrow your auspicious words."
Lu Xiaoguo put away the sword of love:
"Combat effectiveness, you can rest assured, although I am still a little weaker than when I had Xiaoguo Zhanbao, but there is absolutely no problem in dealing with minions and self-preservation."
Lu Xiaoguo grinned, with a little pride.
"I believe it." Lin Li nodded.
"But there is still a big difference between the body and the mecha, maybe I will still be your ...... Rebe? ”
Lu Xiaoguo put away his pride, looked at Lin Li seriously, and said slowly, but unfortunately it didn't last long, and it seemed that he had forgotten what to say the words and fell into thought.
"Cumbersome?"
"Yes, that's a cumbersome!" Lu Xiaoguo clapped his hands, and his expression continued to be serious:
"Zhen Guoli, if there is a life and death crisis behind me, I hope you don't hurt yourself again to save me, since I chose not to have a mecha to continue to follow you to Huaguo Mountain, then I am ready to face the consequences of everything.
Even if it's death.
If you suffer any extra damage because you saved me like this, I will never be happy, but I will feel hopeless because I have dragged you down.
At that time, please be sure to give up on me, and continue to walk with my will as you just said. ”
Lin Li blinked, and he had a bad premonition.
"LU XIAOGUO, DON'T SET UP A FLAG,......" Lin Li said weakly.
"What is Fleg?" Lu Xiaoguo doesn't know much English.
"It's nothing," Lin Li shook his head, "Lu Xiaoguo, Lu Xiaoguo, why don't you go, you also said it, the friendship between us is enough, so how could I not save you after seeing you in danger."
I'm an emotional person, I can't do it. ”
"It seems that it is, after all, I can't see you in danger and do nothing." Lu Xiaoguo scratched his head, and then seemed to have thought of an ingenious solution, clapped his hands, and said with a very bright smile:
"Then I'll solve myself by myself when the time comes, and cut off your thoughts of saving me."
His smile was bright, but Lin Li wanted to beat him up.
The bad premonition just now became stronger, and Lu Xiaoguo was now like an old general on the stage.
The system and dungeons of the dog day, don't give yourself any more bloody plots......
"Don't do this, Lu Xiaoguo. I actually lied to you just now, and I will indeed try to save you, but without hurting myself.
I am a selfish person, and the safety of my own life is the first priority for me.
"Really?" Lu Xiaoguo asked.
"The above words, swear by my name, are true."
Lin Li's expression was slightly indifferent, and he said.
But it's all the truth, after all, no matter what you say, this world is just a copy for Lin Li after all, not real.
Death is not a use of items, but a missing item.
"Great!"
This slightly harsh remark seemed to be half beautified when it passed through Lu Xiaoguo's ears, and the smile of this silly child became even brighter.
"You have such thoughts, because I forcibly asked to follow you, the guilt in my heart is much lower! Thank you, so fruitful! That's great! ”
“…… You are welcome. ”
The reaction was different from what he expected, Lin Li could only say.
"One more thing." Lu Xiaoguo said again.
"What?"
"It's true that I can't hear my 'grandmother' or 'myself' now, but maybe I'll hear it when I face the enemy in the back.
I hope that in the future, if I am in the same state as I was this morning, if you can stun me, stun me.
If I keep resisting, and you judge that I have no hope of regaining my sobriety, please kill me! Don't hesitate!
The good reputation of the Xiaoguo family must not be ruined in my hands! ”
Lu Xiaoguo's eyes were sincere.
“…… I will, will not hesitate. ”
Lin Li looked at him.
"Good! Then I'm so relieved, yes, Guoli, I have one more thing now. Lu Xiaoguo breathed a sigh of relief, and then said.
"What else?"
"Let's talk as we go.
Do you think I'm going to write a suicide note to my acquaintances in advance? For example, my bank card password or something, there are a lot of money in it that I can't count, it's a pity not to use it. ”
"Then you tell me, and I'll hand it over for you when you die." Lin Li said.
"It's okay, the password is hard to remember, you be careful, it's 123456."
Lin Li: "......"
It's hard to remember.
But it is very reasonable to appear in Lu Xiaoguo's mouth.
"Banks don't allow such passwords, right?" Lin Li remembered the rules for setting up bank card passwords.
Because of this, many elderly people will have difficulties in setting up passwords when applying for bank cards - they don't know what password to set.
"That's what they said at the time, but I argued with it, and they allowed it."
"Arguments? Not a hard bet? That's okay!? What a bank, I avoid lightning. ”
"Little Fruit Money."
"......" Lin Li was silent.
"You drove it?"
"yes, what's wrong."
"That's fine."
"By the way, do you have any last words? I'll help you convey it when you're dead. ”
"Yes, when the time comes, please find a person named Beast and Animal, and help me convey a word."
"What?"
"Thank you for the new round of possible purification brought by the physical book to the online text, I wish you ******""
"Your last words are so strange, although I remember them, but isn't it okay to swear?" Lu Xiaoguo scratched his head.
"Okay then, I wish her and her protagonist a good ending."
"If you're dead, I'll help you get it across."
"Thank you, Lu Xiaoguo."
"You're welcome."
……
The two people who are full of food have a good time chatting about each other, and the more they talk, the wider they talk, the wider they talk.
The two of them slowly walked towards the papaya processing factory, enjoying the last peace.
There was a surging sadness in Lin Li's heart.
He always felt that behind him and Lu Xiaoguo, there were now flags planted.
Yes, it's full of it yourself.
Because there are too many flags, I don't know which one the two will pull down in the end.
Alas.
The system of dog days.