195. The turtle in the urn is you and me
In the map given by Xiao Guo Ding before, everyone's rooms, including his own, are marked.
So Lin Li, who followed Xiao Guoding, confirmed that this direction was the road to his room.
Lin Li uses a freezer gun to build an easy road for rookies to 'drive'.
Xiao Guoding, who was flying in the sky, naturally also noticed Lin Li and rookies who were quickly approaching behind him.
"Stop him for me!"
He gave orders to the oncoming mechs.
"Yes!"
The effect of the freezing gun on the mecha is average, and it can't be frozen, Lin Li lifted the laser Gatling he carried with him, and was about to respond to the enemy, but he heard the rookie under him shouting: "Sit down tightly, I'm going to start accelerating!" β
Out of trust in the outrageous companion he had summoned, Lin Li clamped his weapon in front of him, and his body crawled directly on the rookie's body, grabbing his hair while looking up at the front.
"If I sense danger, I'll warn you." Lin Li, who had already used the "Lingbo Microstep", said.
The rookie kicked his feet, his body began to accelerate, and he rushed towards the mecha group.
"Oh my!"
"I'm so scared!"
"Scared the hell out of me!"
"It's almost over!"
β¦β¦
The rookie's voice is very flustered, and he often speaks at a loss.
But in realityβ
I saw that it was obviously a dense attack of mechas, or punches, or machine guns, but the rookie slid freely in it, as if entering a no-man's land, all the attacks were dodged, and even the aftermath could not reach the forest.
Not to mention that he often dodged in this way, achieving the effect of making the mechs hurt each other.
Lin Li felt that the rookie was interpreting "Ten Thousand Flowers, Not a Leaf Sticks", and his reminder was that he had never said a word, and he was afraid that the rookie who mastered the "True Lingbo Microstep" was right.
But it's more reasonable to think about it in combination with animation.,The rookie's best skill,In addition to pretending to be cute,It's intuition.,In animation,His intuitive accuracy is quite outrageous.,Or penguin's magnetic field perception ability.γ
There are even times when you can beat kawaii's 'science'.
Embodied in the words of the present...... Presumably, he could rely on his intuition to find an absolutely safe path.
It's also an unreasonable ability.
"I'm so scared, I want to go back to the zoo to find my mother......
The rookie was still thinking in fear, his mouth trembling, but his body accelerated further.
"Damn it!"
The little fruit ding in the sky also saw the picture of the rookie at ease, and even heard what he just said.
"The bastards you summoned are really the same as you, a raccoon dog!"
It seems that he is still resentful of not going to the fifth floor before, and when he called, Lin Li said, "I want to go home to find my mother".
However, there are still essential differences between the two, such as the current rookie ...... He was really scared.
"We're all mom's treasures, and we want to go home to find our mom, so what's the matter." Lin Li raised his head and looked at Xiao Guoding, and said with a smile.
"Wave Punch!"
His subordinates were unreliable, and Xiao Guoding could only stop it by himself, but with little success.
The rookie was still crying and screaming, dodging all the attacks, and even made a jump with the help of the ice cubes that exploded the ice surface with the help of the wave fist, overtaking the position of Xiao Guoding, and heading towards his room.
"You know where I'm going." Xiao Guoding said in surprise, "I put the open canned herring and Wang Zhihe stinky tofu next to my bezoar antidote pill, you still know the location, your nose is really so smart?" β
Lin Li: "......"
Xiao Guo Ding didn't say anything, he had to forget that he had deceived him so much before.
Why does he suddenly feel a little innocent?
"My nose is beyond your imagination." Lin Li waved to Xiaoguoding.
"Herring? I'm going to eat herring! The rookies are also getting excited β penguins in the wild eat herring, a small fish that is an important food source.
"You don't have to get used to it." Looking at the rookie who was speeding up again, Lin Li suspected that the partners he had summoned were all indissoluble with eating.
"No way, the herring is delicious! I want to taste the herring of your world! β
The defense line built by the mecha creep group that poured in from the outside had been successfully crossed by the rookie group, and the speed slowed down slightly, so Lin Li was able to loosen the rookie's hair a little, turn around and take the Gatling, and swept at the little fruit ding.
Offense and defense swap!
Faced with this situation, Xiao Guoding could only use his internal force to form a shield, and while dodging, he barely blocked the attack.
The price is the distance between two people, which is pulled away in an instant.
"Low energy, reload ammo."
After a while, Gatling suddenly gave such a prompt.
"You've really got the word science at that."
Lin Li complained and threw Gatling on the side of the road, it was not a big problem, and the distance between him and Xiao Guoding had been completely widened.
Soon, the rookie stopped at the door of a house - this is Xiao Guoding's home.
Lin Li glanced back behind him, Xiao Guoding hadn't appeared yet, and after getting off the rookie, Lin Li pushed open the door of the room.
A pale green gas gushed out of the door.
And with that came the indescribable stench.
"Hmm! Does this person live in a toilet? The rookie covered his nose for the first time.
As for Lin Li, his soul has ascended to heaven, which is more than a mouthful of mustard.
Xiaoguo Ding is really honest in this regard.
Then Lin Li frowned, he was wondering if he would be poisoned again because of this, he touched the iron bucket above his head, at least it was still there, Lin Li decided to make a quick decision, and immediately rushed into this fairly large house, and rushed straight to the bedroom.
The rookie also followed.
"What about my canned fish? If you don't eat it, you will be polluted by this environment. He thought of herring.
After opening the doors of several rooms, Lin Li finally found the bedroom, which was also the place with the strongest smell, and he flipped to it with an arrow step, and slid to the bottom of the bed on his back.
Lu Xiaoguo did not deceive himself, except for the open canned herring and stinky tofu that he knocked open, there was a small box attached to the bed board.
Lin Li took it off and opened it, and a pill that lingered in the streamer, which was not ordinary at first glance, lay quietly inside.
Real bezoar detoxification pills.
"My Herring !!"
"Who is it, what a ruthless heart!! How did you become such a slimy look! β
"My heart hurts!"
"I'll let the boss, kawaii, and cool help you avenge it, so you can rest assured."
"Wow - it tastes so weird, it's not tasty at all, it's so salty."
Carefully put the antidote pill into the inner pocket of his clothes, Lin Li crawled out from under the bed, and at this time the rookie was crying bitterly, gobbling up canned herring, and even chirping in the bar.
Eat three bowls with tears.
Lin Li didn't know what to say for a while.
Before he could speak, something strange happened around him.
I saw the window next to the bedroom, and suddenly a layer of iron slowly descended, sealing the window.
The bedroom without the lights turned on, without the light source, instantly became pitch black.
Using the amplification ability of the sunflower to himself, Lin Li gave birth to sunlight with the palm of his hand and handed it to the rookie, so that he would not be stuck by the fish bones when he cried and ate the herring, and then manifested the flame steel rod and found the switch in the room.
"Click."
There was no response, and the lights did not come on.
Needless to say, this is Xiao Guo's ghost, and he should have returned here.
"Someone at the door is going to attack us!"
The rookie suddenly shouted.
Lin Li did not hesitate, completely believing that the rookie was conscious, and swung the steel rod fiercely towards the door.
It was a familiar cyclone, and under the light of the fire stirred by the cyclone, Lin Li could vaguely see the figure standing in the living room.
In the next second, the figure disappeared into darkness.
"My family is now completely a cage, and it's really true." The sound of the little fruit ding came leisurely in the dark, and I couldn't hear the emotions inside.
"The fat penguin next to you has a speed advantage, and you can't play it here, so it's just me and you again."
"I'm not fat, I'm cute." The rookie is quite unhappy.
Seeing that Lin Li and Xiaoguo Ding did not respond to him, the rookie looked at his bulging belly, then looked at the herring at hand, gritted his teeth, put it back in the can, and sat on the ground with a pouting in anger.
Holding on for three seconds, his hand reached for the can again.
"A closed dueling cage?" Lin Li silently retreated to the rookie's side, and said to the darkness that the flames could not illuminate.
The rookie's sixth sense is very helpful to himself in the dark.
"Your understanding is on point, it's time for us to wrap things up."
"That's a coincidence, I mean that too."
Lin Li pulled out a stick flower and spoke seriously.
He must kill Xiaoguo Ding, whether it is for the mission or to avenge Lu Xiaoguo.
"These friends of yours are really outrageous, Jerry, and these penguins, I don't even know how to deal with them.
But fortunately, the strength of you alone is still within the scope of my barely understandable ability, as long as you can't continue to summon this kind of character, I still have the confidence to deal with you. β
Xiaoguo Ding has a lot of rare pre-war nonsense.
"I'm outrageous, are you sure to deal with me?" The rookie was unconvinced again.
"Eat your canned herring, big fat penguin." This is the response of the little fruit ding.
"If you say that again, I'm really going to be angry!"
The potential of penguins is endless, and a rookie can eat three bone-in fish in one bite in extreme anger!
"Uh, Little Fruit Ding, what if I can still summon it?" Regardless of the rookie who played the treasure, Lin Li scratched his head and said sincerely.
There was a sudden silence in the darkness, and a faint sound of wind whimpered.
ββ¦β¦β
"I don't believe it." Xiao Guoding said resolutely, even with a hint of tragedy.
"You're such a scoundrel, what kind of play are you playing with us?"
The little fruit ding is full of puzzlement.
"I checked your information a long time ago, before you appeared in the martial arts academy, it seemed that no one in this world knew about your existence, and your grandfather, who had been an excuse a hundred times, had no such person, even if he was a trick, he didn't get to this point of obscurity, so I suspect that you are not from this world at all.
Zhenguoli, now this time, whether you die or I die, can you tell me what the purpose of your coming to this world is? β
"Become a fruit treasure swordsman, attack the fifth layer of Huaguo Mountain, kill you, and finally bring peace to the fruit treasure world."
Lin Li told Xiao Guoding all his tasks quite sincerely.
Sincerity is the only nirvana......
"I don't believe it."
ββ¦β¦β
"I can't talk anymore, then you just treat me as an old man passing by, and end the nonsense stage." Lin Li sighed, to be honest, he didn't believe it anymore.
"I'm sorry." Xiao Guoding smiled.
"When I fought with you before, I told you that I had collected my strength at that time, and with my strength, the size of the spiral pill that could be gathered was much larger than that at that time, but it was ...... It takes time. β
Lin Li had a bad premonition.
"Now it's time to turn on the lights."
The lights turned on, and Lin Li finally saw the little fruit ding standing in the dark clearly.
His hands were raised above his head, and dozens of cyclones that were bigger than he had ever seen before filled almost the entire living room, crowding above Xiao Guoding's head.
Lin Li: "......"
I didn't expect that I was the one who talked a lot of nonsense, but it turned out that the wind that had been sounding in the darkness just now was this......
I didn't expect that I, a guy who doesn't talk about martial arts, will be stopped talking about martial arts one day.
"Don't call this Spiral Pill you, how about calling it Tailed Beast Jade?" Looking at the cyclone that was obviously denser, Lin Li made a sincere suggestion.
"That's fine!" The tail note of "Xing" suddenly intensified, and Xiao Guoding threw several cyclones in a row towards Lin Li.
"Someone at the door is going to attack us!" The rookie reminded again.
"Thank you, but I may not need to be reminded this time, I can see it." Lin Li smiled so much that he was selling criticism, thought about it, didn't dodge, and still took out a steel rod to meet the enemy.
Compared with the previous two days, his fruit treasure swordsmanship has improved a lot!
Farewell three days, be impressed!
Xiao Guo Ding can't do this, maybe he can fight Xiao Guo Ding head-on now?
Lin Li is full of confidence!
"Don't underestimate me!"
At the moment of touch, the steel rod began to slowly eat away at the wind lines, and the speed of cannibalization was much faster than the last battle.
ββ¦β¦β
Lin Li frowned, and found that things were not simple.
ββ¦β¦β
"Knock~"
A confident player was slammed against the bedroom wall, and the steel rod in his hand, the side that touched it, was cut in half.
Lin Li, who fell from the wall, coughed a few times, put the steel rod back into the [warehouse], and touched the top of his head.
I just ate a few 'tailed beast jade' head-on, the steel rod was close to being scrapped, the iron bucket was gone, there was a little injury on the body, and the green apple juice slowly flowed out.
The tip of the mouth and nose is filled with the smell of green apples, but it is very fresh.
"I almost got away with it." Lin Li was speechless, but he still underestimated the little fruit ding.
The rookie hid in the corner shivering.
"Are you okay? Bristling. β
"It's okay now, but it won't be necessary later."
Seeing that he was fine, he immediately threw the remaining part of the 'Tailed Beast Jade' towards him, not giving himself a chance to breathe, Lin Li shrugged his shoulders, a little helpless.
I didn't have the mind to confront it head-on, so I immediately got up and walked away.
Soon, Lin Li disappeared into the small fruit ding field of vision in the living room.
"Is it your turn to stall now? Want to wait for those three penguins in the venue to come to your rescue? I'm not going to give you that chance. With the cyclone overhead, Xiao Guo Ding headed towards the bedroom.
"Of course not."
Lin Li's figure came from behind.
Xiao Guoding's eyes widened violently, but her pupils shrank, and she immediately turned her head to look at Lin Li, who had come behind her.
The biggest difference between him and just now is probably that he has a brand new pair of shoes on his feet.
"I praise the fact that the shoe props can change with the changes in the body, but unfortunately the time is about to run out." Lin Li said with a smile.
Xiao Guo Ding was about to make a move, but Lin Li said with a smile:
"I'm calling for a new companion."
Xiao Guo Ding immediately looked vigilant.
"Come out, Squidward!"
Xiao Guo Ding looked around vigilantly, but nothing happened.
"Lie to you."
"You're special!" Xiao Guo Ding still knew about "SpongeBob SquarePants", and immediately became angry when she heard this, "Okay, I'll send you to meet Squidward and SpongeBob SquarePants now!" β
"It's not a partner, it's a prop."
Xiao Guoding saw Lin Li take out a black clarinet again, and then threw it into the air.
In the next second, this clarinet began to play itself:
"Friend, friend, my friend, you are a friend, friend is you,Lin Li~Li~Li~(Friend, friend, my friend, you are a friend, friend is you, Lin Li~Li~Li~)"
Lin Li: "......"
Bad memories welled up in my heart.
γSquidward's Recorderγ
[Effect: Can play unpleasant music on its own, causing people to fall into a brief period of madness.] γ
[Note: Due to the quality of [Normal], the host can be immune to the influence of music, and can only be used once, for 30S, and the subject's mental ability is too high and invalid.] γ
Lin Li pinched [Dora's cornea], stared at the state of Xiao Guoding, and if his mental power was strong enough to be immune to this prop, he would immediately step forward and stick the cornea on his body.
There's no way, since you can't beat it head-on, you have to use props.
Goldfingers don't need to be in vain.
"How can there be such ugly music!"
When the sound of music came to Xiaoguo's head, he immediately knelt on the ground, gritted his teeth, and said in pain.
Very good, it worked, Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
"Bullshit friend, bullshit LinLi, give me death." Xiao Guo Ding then scolded bitterly.
Bristling:?
It's okay, the old and new hatreds are counted together.
Looking at the little fruit ding that fell into madness, Lin Li stepped forward with a smile.
"It's cool that the 'Tailed Beast Jade' threw me just now?"
"Now, it's my turn!"
(End of chapter)