230. Head cantilever beam, cone thorn strand (ask for a monthly pass at the end of the month)
"That's a good idea, isn't it? But don't worry, my requirements are not high, you can protect me to the tenth place, no matter how high I am, I will not be extravagant, and I will jump off the stage myself when the time comes. ”
As a handsome and kind-hearted Lin Li, he said to Bai Zhan very considerately.
I'm not a devil, so how can I make some very embarrassing requests.
Bai Zhan didn't seem to react until now, the corners of his mouth began to twitch wildly, feeling the casualness and threat of Lin Li's attitude, and the angry emotions gradually became clear on his face:
"You're dreaming of your spring and autumn dreams! Eat the fart! It is absolutely impossible for me to agree to such a humiliating request! ”
"You want to just let me out first, do you? I'm sorry, I have my own followers, and they will follow me to the death......" Bai Zhan pointed to the people who had surrounded him from the beginning, and shouted excitedly into Lin Li's voice.
"What, interrupt," Lin Li opened his mouth and looked at Bai Zhan sincerely, "I just confirmed your eyes, these people around you, when I said that I was going to be the first to oust you from the stage, their eyes were brighter than the pearl of the night."
Most of them are two or five boys, and you'd better not believe them. ”
Bai Zhan: "......"
Interrupted by these words, his emotions suddenly became incoherent, he opened his mouth and closed a few mouthfuls, and finally found his tune:
It doesn't matter if it's two or five, the important thing now is that instead of this, it is better for the forty-nine of us to expel you first! ”
"Yes, I choose White War."
"White War is what everyone expects!"
The little brother beside Bai Zhan immediately echoed the words and expressed his loyalty.
"Shhhh Lin Li raised an eyebrow.
"All students, listen to me!"
Bai Zhan no longer looked at Lin Li, and said aloud to the others present:
"For the rest of his years, he is just a young man who has relied on a chance exercise to win so far......"
Bai Zhan had done his homework, knowing the origin of Lin Li, and the conversation that took place at the city gates.
"It is true that his "eye exercises" do not know how to crack it, but I have dealt with it, and I carry two teaching assistants "Hanging Beam Rope" and "Piercing Needle" to break the soul imprisonment and obtain soberness."
It seems that this is what Bai Zhan said before the response.
"Can it be used by everyone?" Someone asked hopefully.
“…… No, it can only be used by one person. Bai Zhan replied after being silent.
Seeing that everyone's eyes changed again, Bai Zhan just spoke: "Don't forget one thing, he has only one person for the rest of his life, that is to say, as long as we attack him together, he can only replace one at most, and if he is only unconscious, he will not be out."
Then I swear here that Bai Zhan is a person whose soul has been imprisoned for more than a year, I will guarantee you to the top twenty, and personally compensate you for a set of Xuan-level low-level exercises! ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone's eyes lit up.
Especially those whose strength is already in the bottom of the fifty people, this is a bloody deal.
Under Bai Zhan's words, everyone's eyes looking at Lin Li changed again, from "don't choose me" at the beginning, to "come and see me".
Looking at the people who seemed to have reached an agreement, the more they talked, the more excited they became, Lin Li's brows furrowed.
I just want to be lazy, how did I become a big demon king?
Besides, he was a little puzzled - who said that "eye exercises" can only be used for one person at a time? Why don't you know about it?
……
"The final melee format is really interesting, just listening to your pre-game conversations, I am very much looking forward to it, and I plan to upgrade the teacher who came up with this format to a professional title, as an incentive for his wonderful ideas!"
The host's ear and soul, after listening to the whole process, said with a smile.
Then, the ear soul struck the gong hanging next to it with a mallet, and said aloud to the whole square:
"Then now, I declare, the final melee, completely begun!"
The field was immediately divided into two sides.
Lin Li was on one side, and forty-nine people led by Bai Zhan were on the other.
"Eye exercises." Scratching his head, Lin Li said the words of the dream demon in the eyes of the people who had fought against him.
"Eye exercises, start~"
"Close your eyes."
This time, everyone was not afraid, but full of expectations, and even more, rushed directly to the disciplinary committee: "I didn't close my eyes, imprison me!" ”
Then he shouted to the people behind him with great righteousness: "I will sacrifice myself and defeat Yu Nian, this matter will be handed over to you, don't remember me!" ”
The person who followed: "......"
Bi has made you finish, right?
"Mark my name and ignore this person."
"Remember me, remember me, I call the root of the ear!"
"Don't pay attention to a few of you, Phantom Brother, my name is the best to remember, Taiyi, there are few strokes, and it is the most convenient to remember me!"
A few people seemed to be going to quarrel over this.
The "Disciplinary Commissioner" phantom glanced coldly at the crowd rushing over him, and said indifferently and without emotion: "I didn't close my eyes, and I seriously remembered my name once." ”
When the figure lowered his head and began to write, the person in front said excitedly:
"My soul has begun to be imprisoned, and I have been chosen! The twentieth place is mine! ”
"You fart, I'm the one who was chosen, you kid won't pretend to be unconscious and cheat the exercises, right?"
"Wait, I seem to be imprisoned too......"
"I ...... too"
Everyone immediately realized that something was wrong, looked at each other, looked at the real pain on each other's faces, the excited look began to disappear, turned into shock, turned to Bai Zhan and shouted loudly:
"This is not a single exercise, it is a group exercise!"
Everyone's expressions froze, and Lin Li yawned.
"It's not a big problem, he's responsible for catching the phantom of the loophole, there's only one, there are so many of us, he can't attack it, seize this opportunity, let's go together!" After all, Bai Zhan was still a genius of New Oriental, and he suddenly saw a possible way to break the game.
"That's right, let's get on! The Phantom is still looking down to remember their names! ”
"Make a move!"
"What is 4396 times 7?"
"What's followed by taking off your pants and farting after the break? What is a tortoise day school? ”
"What is black in English? What about blacks? ”
……
A series of exercise questions were locked on Lin Li's body.
Feeling the lock of the attack, Lin Li didn't rush to answer the question, but smiled at them and said, "I didn't say that there can only be one 'disciplinary committee'?" ”
The crowd was shocked.
I saw Lin Li take out the brooch, and after chanting the phrase "give me strength", he began to repeat the words "eye exercises" constantly.
And after each "eye exercise", a figure will appear on the field.
Soon, fifty "disciplinary committees" appeared, one by one, standing in front of each opponent, and one more, at a loss, floating on Lin Li's head.
“……”
Everyone present fell silent in understanding.
No, buddy, even if you forget about the group exercises, why is there no upper limit to the number of phantoms......
There's no need to be so evenly wet, right?
"I didn't close my eyes, and I remembered my name once."
The forty-nine members of the disciplinary committee said the same thing in unison, which sounded very imposing.
There was no more fluke, and everyone immediately closed their eyes.
"Oh, I'm so tired, my hole cards are almost used." Lin Li sat on the ground a little weakly, panting heavily.
- It's all pretended.
The consumption of these academic resources is just a drop in the bucket for him, a strong "high school student".
Taking out the brooch is just a trick, so that the ear soul and others think that they can do this step with the help of the brooch.
Everyone's offensive is still there, but Lin Li is not in a hurry, he has enough time to answer the questions - after his academic qualifications have increased, this time is even more, and these people can't even hold out until the beginning of the second quarter.
Everyone on the field was stunned.
They thought it was going to be a hearty battle that would serve them for the rest of their lives, but who would have thought that everyone would get together to do eye exercises! The most fucked up thing is that everyone can't do it, so they can only close their eyes.
It's not ornamental at all!
However, there are still changes on the field, some people try to fight back and continue to make moves against Lin Li, but for this, Lin Li's choice is never to answer;
There are also people who have mastered the Shunfa type of exercises, but because they can't open their eyes and there are too many people around, it is difficult to lock Lin Li.
And Bai Zhan, in the face of the lock of the phantom, he has already deduced.
With his eyes closed, he took out a rope from the space ring, tied it around his neck, and then took out a steel cone, hesitated for a moment, and then looked ruthless and inserted it into his buttocks.
But after feeling it for a while, and finding that his imprisoned soul did not improve, he looked a little frightened, and couldn't help but ask:
"Why are these two tutors useless at all!?"
Lin Li found that things were not simple, and after pinching his chin and thinking for a while, he asked tentatively:
"Bai Zhan, what kind of avenue are you building?"
"Dual Majors in Mathematics and Science!" Although the situation was very embarrassing, Bai Zhan still said with great momentum, "Why are you asking this now?" Humiliate me? ”
"Understood." Lin Li nodded in relief, and then kindly explained to Bai Zhan:
"Teaching aids are supposed to be useful, it's just that you're using them wrong.
For these two of yours, the rope should be tied to the hair, and the awl should be inserted into the thigh.
The king of the scrolls who created them should practice the "Dao of Language", the "head" refers to the hair, not the neck, and the "thigh" is the thigh, not the buttocks.
You are tied around your neck and stuck in your buttocks, and the picture gives people the illusion that you are ready to hang yourself after being humiliated. ”
Lin Li shook his head.
The audience on the sidelines couldn't help but laugh when they heard Lin Li's explanation.
Among them, scholars majoring in "Language Avenue", some of whom have studied related content, also began to explain to others why Lin Li said this.
Bai Zhan: "......"
It's a shame.
Forget it in a coma.
But the desire for victory instantly suppressed this decadent mind, and I thought I had a chance of winning, right? And deliberately tell yourself how to use the teaching aid? When I win, you see how I humiliate you!
Bai Zhan silently pulled out the steel cone inserted in his buttocks, ready to insert it into his thighs and liberate his soul.
"Where's my stuff?"
Bai Zhan's expression turned white - he found that the things in his hand had been dragged away by others.
He opened his eyes in a panic, wanting to see who was so bold, but he only saw Lin Li, who coincided with the phantom.
"I didn't close my eyes, and I remembered my name once." Phantom said.
"Dumb Bi." Lin Li said.
……
After two eight beats, on the selection field, only one sober person remained.
All the offensives they created were also self-defeating because of their complete coma.
Lin Li didn't take any attacks during the whole process, and the victory was very freehand.
He got up, stretched his waist, and after leisurely doing a few movements to move his muscles and bones, he came to Bai Zhan, who was already unconscious, and kicked his still bleeding buttocks:
"I'll let you be upright 'fifth grade', I'll let you drag, you're the fiftieth."
When Bai Zhan was kicked out of the field, according to the competition system, he became the fiftieth place.
"You kid, Bai Zhan's doglegs, right? Forty-ninth. ”
"You too, forty-eighth."
"You want to be the twentieth one, right, forget it, you just want a better life, what did you do wrong, leave it to you second."
"This is a girl? Then I've changed my mind, you're second. ”
……
Thousands of people in the square just watched Lin Li kick everyone off the stage one by one with all kinds of outrageous reasons with their personal preferences.
"I'm tired." When the audience was full of forty-nine teenagers and girls, Lin Licai shook his head with a smile, then looked at the referee who was twitching at the corners of his eyes and mouth, nodded and said, "Referee, declare the game over." ”
“……”
"Competition...... In the end, the first place is...... more than one year. "The referee really didn't judge a fight like this.
The square didn't react at first, and then the applause gradually rang out and became deafening again.
"That's outrageous, isn't it!?"
"Yu Nian is really a trick to eat all over the world!"
"Isn't anyone curious about his brooch? It can actually strengthen skills to this point. ”
"The dean has said that it may be the same level of teaching assistant as the "academic book of Zhai Tianlin", how can it be simple!"
"It's terrifying, it's what I've seen...... One of the most indescribable battles. ”
……
The ear soul rubbed his eyebrows with his hand and waved his hand to the person next to him.
The assistant dean immediately stepped forward: "Dean Er, do you have any orders?" ”
"Who was the teacher who came up with this format?"
"Teacher Wanju."
"Give me a hard demotion!
And let him stop thinking about it in the future! ”
Ear Soul gritted his teeth and said.
It's as if the person who just said that he wants to be promoted is a 'whimsy' person, and he is not him at all.
……
Lin Li leisurely returned to his position, looked at Ruolin with a strange face, and nodded with a smile: "Mentor Ruolin, living up to expectations, originally planned to win the tenth place, but he was pleasantly surprised to win the first place!" ”
Ruolin: "......"
"For the rest of the year, even if I fight you with all my might, it will be difficult for me to win, right?" Ruolin said with a sigh.
"No, no, I can do it with the help of a brooch." Lin Li said very modestly.
Ruolin just smiled and shook her head, and didn't believe it or not: "You go back and have a good rest, in a few days, when the rest of the forty-nine people have regained their souls and regained their consciousness, they should take you to the inner courtyard."
Thanks to you this time, there is no problem with the promotion of the mentor position, thank you. ”
"I'm supposed to do it, mentor."
Lin Li planned to skip the waiting node tonight and go straight to the day of going to the inner courtyard.
Otherwise, it's a waste of time.
"Go back, if you don't go back now, the people who will look for you later, they will crowd this place." Ruolin looked around with her eyes, and almost everyone's eyes converged on Lin Li's body.
"It's okay, I like fan girls!" Lin Li said loudly, spreading his hands and expressing his willingness to accept all this.
Ruolin: "......"
However, because of Lin Li's movements, he found a 'foreign object' in his hand, Ruolin raised his eyebrows: "Yu Nian...... Your hand...... It's ......"
Lin Li lowered his head, looked at the "Needle in His Hand", frowned and thought for a while, and then said tentatively: "Teacher, I said that I picked it up while walking on the road, can you trust me?" ”
Lin Li really didn't mean it this time, he really didn't have much interest in this needle, he forgot to lose it after taking it.
Ruolin: "......"
The expression was exactly the same as Wang Qing who saw the stone stele.
"Didn't you see your battle process clearly as a teacher?"
"You wait for Bai Zhan to completely wake up...... Forget it, don't pay it back, if you pay it back, Bai Zhan may still think you're humiliating him, you can deal with it yourself. Ruolin sighed with a headache and said helplessly.
Lin Li looked at the steel cone in his hand, looked at Ruolin and asked, "Teacher, this kind of teaching and auxiliary materials can be used directly if you grab it?" Are there any restrictions or the like, and what is the best way to do it if you want to grab it in battle? ”
Lin Li remembered his previous behavior of trying to snatch "Five-Three", but was stopped.
But there is no difficulty in grabbing this one.
"This kind of teaching assistant that is not high-level and has no spirituality can't recognize the master, and you can use it if you snatch it directly, but there is usually a problem, because it is bound to the space ring contaminated with essence blood, and you can only enter a space ring with essence blood, and it will become very troublesome to use the teaching assistant after snatching.
For example, my "backgammon point reader", this kind of thing, holding one, there is not much room for your hand.
The volume of many teaching aids and stationery is not small.
Wait, how can you not know this...... Wait, why are you asking this? ”
After Ruolin answered, she realized that something was wrong.
"It's okay, just ask." Lin Li smiled.
"Then why are your eyes so bright all of a sudden? You're not going to go back to your old job, are you? The corners of Ruolin's mouth twitched.
"No, I'm just looking forward to the future because I became the number one in the outer court." Lin Li said loudly, upright.
"The school has a law enforcement team." Ruolin emphasized.
"Uh-huh." Lin Li nodded.
"A strong enforcement team!"
"Uh-huh!"
"Wait a minute, Yu Nian, I feel the need for me to give you a lesson on morality."
"Tutor Ruolin, I just used the brooch, I am very tired, and now I urgently need to go back to the room to rest, and Wang Qing, who is seriously injured, has not eaten for a day today, I will take care of him!"
Lin Li said righteously.
"He wasn't beaten like this by you...... Ruolin rolled her eyes, then waved her hand, "Forget it, you can go back." ”
Lin Li turned around and left, not waiting for his fan sisters.
He looked at his empty hands and nodded with satisfaction.
The "Needle" has been stored in the [Backspace].
The teaching assistant can only enter one kind of space ring, which is the setting of this dungeon, but what does this matter about the [back space] that I have nothing to do with this dungeon?
Lin Li even began to think about whether he could directly grab it when he saw the man in black take out the token that summoned the human figure.