247. The hero Pigman and his assistants are lined up

Building blocks?

This was something that Lin Li didn't expect.

If I'm not mistaken, there was no mention of this in the original anime.

"Pig Man, what is the building block that Mr. Fisra said?"

Since it is not in the original animation, it is the content of the system magic change, and the importance to himself is self-evident, Lin Li immediately turned his head, poked Pigman's shoulder, and asked.

"Hah! It's worthy of our sleeping duo in class, and when Mr. Fisra talked about this part of the knowledge before, you also fell asleep! ”

Pigman raised a single eyebrow of "worthy of the two of us".

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"Yes."

Pig Man showed a knowing smile, and then explained to Lin Li:

"You know, the world we live in now is a building block world, and the aborigines who live here are all building block people, and our assembly skills are derived from this nature.

But there is a small problem in this world, that is, we outsiders will be subtly transformed, so that we slowly and unconsciously become building block people like Tai. ”

Pigman glanced at Atay on the left.

"The speed of transformation is fast and slow, depending on the individual's resistance and changes, like the generation of the teacher Mihu, there have been some people who have completely become building block people, you see Zhu Daming, although the age is the same as ours, but his left hand, has become like this.

Pig Liet is similar, they are an example of a relatively low resistance.

But now the resistance is high, it feels useless, and the speed of building blocks seems to be getting faster and faster, but fortunately, a hero like me has no such symptoms at all! ”

Pigman pointed to the two students in front of Lin Li's position and said.

Lin Li turned his head to look over, he really didn't notice just now that the left arm of his classmate in the front row, although the upper half still maintains the visual perception of pig and human meat, but the lower half has become a smooth and flat building block, especially his hand, which has completely become the kind of pincer hand in Lego.

The pigman behind him is not much better.

Lin Li was a little surprised by this new content, and then asked:

"Will there be any problems when you become a brick man?"

"Hmm......" Pigman looked thoughtful, and then became extremely serious: "The problem is very serious, very scary. ”

"For example?"

Pig Man took a deep breath, which made Lin Li subconsciously become serious:

"For example...... Rock-paper-scissors ...... Will always lose. ”

Lin Li: "......"

"It's not once or twice, it's always going to lose! Bristling! After becoming a brick man, there are only two fingers left! Isn't it scary to be able to only produce scissors? Seeing Lin Li's numbness, Pig Man didn't seem to be surprised, and hurriedly emphasized.

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I really want to celebrate the New Year.

Translated, I really want to kill a pig.

Lin Li now wants to give Pigman a cloth (slap) for his cheeks, a stone (fist) for his big belly, and a pair of scissors for his lower body (?). )。

"That's all?" Lin Li also took a deep breath, but he suppressed his desire to use force and asked again.

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"What's the problem," the prank succeeded, and Pigman covered his mouth and smiled, "After becoming a brick man, he won't die, but his physical fitness will be much worse than our pigman's, and his physical flexibility will be greatly reduced."

Nothing else at all! ”

"Is that so?" Lin Li was skeptical.

"Of course!"

For Pigman's statement, Lin Li can't deny it, will the system make meaningless magic changes, moreover, when Fisra said this just now, his expression was sad and depressed, although it was only for a moment, but Lin Li captured it.

"But the body is building blocks and no longer familiar, it's not good after all, isn't there any way to prevent it?" Lin Li asked again.

"You're so weird today, Lin Li." Pigman scratched his head, "Aren't we going to inject anti-building block potions every week?" ”

Lin Li's expression froze, and he suddenly remembered that he was not the same as Lai, and it would not be strange for him to ask any basic questions.

Their own character is a pig villager who followed them through, so it may be more appropriate for me to obtain this information in other ways, and I can't keep asking rashly.

Lin Li was about to explain to Pig Man, but when he looked up, he found that Pig Man not only stopped talking, but even began to focus on reading the book, nodding from time to time, as if thinking about the content of the book.

But...... Can you take the book and read it again? "Fa Da Rapid Fat Loss", is this book good?

But at this time, silence is better than sound, this situation, Lin Li realized something, took a deep breath, and looked up in the direction where Fisra was just standing.

The two of them looked at each other, and Lin Li could even see his reflection in each other's eyes - the distance was so close.

"Teacher Fisla...... How do you ...... Here it comes. Lin Li looked at Teacher Fisla, who didn't know when he came to him and Pigman, bent down and stared at the two of them, and said weakly.

"You like to talk so much, I'll give you this lesson." Fisra snorted coldly and said, "When you're full of sleep, you get up and start chatting, right?" You're on school vacation, aren't you? Also, Pig Man, don't pretend, you've got the book backwards! ”

Lin Li subconsciously shrunk his neck - the sense of oppression brought by this familiar sentence was too powerful.

It's like "because you waste one minute, you waste forty minutes in the class, and one class passes."

"Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, Teacher Fisla, you speak, I'll listen." Pigman immediately smiled flatteringly, straightened the book, sat more upright, and said.

"You two, pick up the book and stand in the back and listen!" Fisra just sneered and said mercilessly, "If it weren't for the guardians of the two of you who are seriously injured and unconscious now, I would have called him over!" ”

Is his guardian in this copy also a teacher of the Lost Lake, Lin Li obtained this information.

However, Lin Li never expected that he would come to this copy and be punished for standing.

"Back to business.

The headmaster of our assembly academy, the strongest assembler after EE Bond, Principal Atos, is now out there searching for the whereabouts of these components, finding a suitable owner for them.

There are only two components left, and I think the day we go home will not be far away. ”

Fisra returned to the podium table and continued.

"Go home! Go home! Derpy has been repeating this sentence since the beginning.

"Boss, how much money did your company make during the time we left?" Poppy also twists her body and enters fantasy time.

Superman Qiang directly punched Poppy's head: "What's "our company", it's my company!" ”

"It's all the same, it's all the same, hehe."

"When the time comes, I can also recover my body, and I can play rock-paper-scissors freely!" Zhu Daming, whose body has changed, also looked at his arm and said with relief.

Only the aboriginal Atai, scratching his head and looking at the cheering crowd, could not empathize.

Fisra looked at the students below, smiled vigorously, paused for a moment, and said softly:

"The most basic prerequisite for becoming the owner of super components is to have your own exclusive mecha, and then be selected and recognized by the components, and soon, you may also become their masters. Be ...... Such preparation. ”

"I, Pig Man, am a chivalrous hero, this kind of thing, I will definitely have one!" When Pigman heard this, he immediately twisted his ass excitedly, as if he was already making up the scene when he became the owner of the super element.

"Heh, I'm super strong even if I die, and I won't let you be their master." Superman said with a sneer.

"Wow, you're too vicious, aren't you?" Pig Man embarrassed, "Not really......"

"You'd better not." Fisra looked at the interested Pigman, but said with an inexplicable expression.

"Isn't it, Mr. Fisla, you look down on me too?"

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Lin Li didn't join their conversation, but took advantage of this gap to bring up the system panel.

【Mission:

[Quest completion requirements: Before the building blocks are complete, collect the six major elements and leave the fairy tale world.] 】

[Main quest (1/3): Dialogue with Principal Atos]

【Quest Hint: Princess Fei Fei】

【Reward: [Cooldown Zeroer]*1]

[Cooldown Zeroer: Applies to the used items that you already own, so that the cooldown time of the items that are in progress will be reset to zero, and you can use them normally.] 】

Unlike the previous copies, this one really has a time limit.

It's just that Lin Li doesn't know how much time he has given himself to make this complete building block.

I can definitely be regarded as an outsider to this world, does this mean that I will slowly build blocks?

Lin Li subconsciously looked at himself, but he didn't find a problem for the time being.

The quest to complete the dungeon corresponds to the main line of this animation, snatching it from the hands of the dark assembler and collecting all the six elements, which is very refreshing.

As for the idea of completing the main quest, Lin Li reviewed the plot, and it didn't take long for Principal Atoshi to return to the assembly school, and he could choose to wait, as for Princess Feifei, he should be able to meet it with Pigman.

The reward is also very exciting.

For Lin Li now, the most worthy prop to use this reward is undoubtedly the stand-in, and a lot of his own work needs to be based on the existence of the stand-in to be used.

However, Lin Li only noticed now that his height was quite tall compared to Pig Man - he was only half of himself, and he was almost the same as Superman's strong estimate, and even had.

Lin Li then rummaged through his pockets all over his body, but found no Jerry or Gecko Martin.

Tom's size can't be hidden, so it seems that none of his three companions have come to him today.

"Is there a mirror? Pig Man. Lin Li asked Pigman with a low bow.

"Yes, here you go." As if lowering the joint, Pig Man took out a mirror from his pocket and handed it to Lin Li.

Lin Li immediately looked in the mirror and admired his face:

The proportions of his head are small compared to other people in the animation - like Pigman, they have a three-headed body, similar to the neutral body of a normal human and an animated character, and his facial features, only the nose has changed significantly, becoming a forward-facing pig nose.

The other four senses are no different from the self in the main world.

It's acceptable.

"Alright, alright, don't look in the mirror," Pigman looked up and rolled his eyes as he looked at the stinky fart, "I admit that your nose is very enviable, but other places - I don't evaluate it as good as me."

Lin Li, will you go for plastic surgery in the future? Make it a peerless beauty like me. ”

Lin Li has no waves, all the people in all the copies have no normal aesthetics, they think they are farting, Lao Tzu is the most handsome, Lin Li anchored this cognition very early.

"You two, can you talk while standing in the back?" Fisra couldn't bear it anymore and finally roared: "One on the far left, one on the far right!" ”

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Soon it was time for the end of class.

"Lin Li, let's go home too, but I don't know if Teacher Mihu has sacrificed, if he sacrifices, he won't be able to eat as soon as he goes home, and he won't starve to death." Pig Man touched his big belly and said resentfully.

"I'm going to be tired after standing all day today."

"Okay." Lin Li got up and walked behind Pigman.

I'm worried that I have nowhere to go, so I live in Pigman's house.

Fortunately, almost everyone in the "Pigman" series has a big heart, and even if their behavior is occasionally weird, no one will feel abnormal.

"But I'm in a bit of a hurry right now! I'm going to find a place to go to the toilet first! With a string of grunts, Pigman's face changed, and he hurriedly said.

Lin Li first followed Pig Man to the school's toilet, but found that the entire toilet was occupied by Datai, so he had no choice but to run to the door of the teaching building, planning to go to the toilet outside the school.

Lin Li was able to see the whole picture of the assembly college, at the entrance of the teaching building, there is a huge square, but it is said to be a square, more like a playground, because the circle is full of plastic runways, and many people are playing on it at the moment.

In the center of the runway is a silver statue of EE Bond holding an assembled bracelet.

At the bottom of the statue, the words "True Hero" are written.

"Pig Man, there is a public toilet here, come, I have a treat today, you can use it as you like!" Superman Strong and Bobbi stood in front of a luxurious old eight ecstasy toilet, and when they saw Pigman covering his crotch, they immediately smiled and invited.

"Huh? Do you want to have a treat when you go to the toilet? Pigman looked questioning.

"Of course, this is a super luxury five-star public toilet, equipped with an ergonomic fully automatic toilet, and the pursuit of green and fashion is the consistent goal of this public toilet." Dogleg Bobby immediately stepped forward and introduced flatteringly.

"Ah, it's so advanced, then I'd better change into a suit and come back." Pig Man sighed when he heard this.

"......"

Lin Li lowered his head and laughed, the main pig man was very serious when he said this, which means that he is not yin and yang, but really thinks so.

"They all said that they had a treat, what kind of suit did they change!" Superman immediately denied, "There are exactly two positions in this toilet, Lin Li, do you want to have a sweet double row with Pig Man?" I can have your share with you. ”

"No, I don't have such worldly desires." Lin Li hurriedly waved his hand.

Forget about the sweet double row or something, besides, he knows that this is a superhuman prank, this so-called public toilet, the body is a rocket rushing into space.

"No, we have to together in class and sleep in the duo! If Lin Li doesn't come, I won't come either! My Pig Man just pulls it out and pulls it in his pants pocket, and he won't secretly alone! Early-pulled is cheaper than grass. ”

Pigman's main focus is brotherhood, and he said indignantly, and after speaking, he covered his ass with a face full of determination.

Lin Li didn't know whether to be moved or not.

"You let me in!" Superman finally couldn't bear it anymore, and directly stepped forward with a flying kick, kicked Pigman in, and patted his hands, "It's really long-winded." ”

The doors of the public toilets were then closed.

Superman Qiang began to dance his hands: "Triangle, super assembly!" ”

Lin Li immediately shifted his gaze to Superman Qiang's body.

I saw that the shell of his assembly bracelet opened in half, revealing a white vortex, and a large number of mini building blocks began to appear.

These building blocks began to arrange and combine themselves in the air, and gradually built into the prototype of the rocket booster, after the complete assembly, a white light flashed from the beginning to the end, as the light flashed, the edges and corners of the building blocks all disappeared, and the material also changed, only retaining part of the color, becoming a real rocket booster.

This is super assembly, and it doesn't make sense at all.

Lin Li's heart was thinking at the moment...... What the hell is this...... Can it trigger the "Robber" easter egg like the previous Fruit Treasure Sword?

Although he already had an assembly bracelet, Lin Li's hands were still eager to try.

However, considering the butterfly effect that would be triggered if he really succeeded, Lin Li still suppressed this idea.

As soon as the rocket booster was built, it was placed on the 'public toilet', and soon, with the eruption of flames, the public toilet began to fly into the sky.

"Pig Man, this is actually a rocket, goodbye!" Superman laughed.

"Congratulations boss, congratulations boss, without the competitor Pig Man, you are the only one who has the throne of the third generation of top assemblers." Poppy immediately came up and cheered.

The first generation is ee bond, and the second generation is atos.

Lin Li scratched his cheeks, how could he always feel that this Bobby had the shadow of more than one year on his body......

And your champagne is not too early, this is not half the champagne, according to the plot of the animation, you guys are the first episode!

Lin Li ignored the two fools and silently walked to the trash can at the back of the academy, waiting for Pigman's 'return'.

"Ahh

! ”

Soon, Pigman's screams were heard from the sky.

"Wow-"

He hit the trash can with precision.

"It seems that it is not easy to go out today." Pig Man poked out his upper body from the trash can with a dizzy head, "Lin Li, you're already here?" Let's go, let's go home and sleep. ”

"Let's go." Lin Li said helplessly.

"There's a very serious problem, Lin Li." Pigman's expression suddenly became serious.

"You say." Lin Li's expression was perfunctory, he was already convinced that Pig Man, a kid, couldn't spit ivory out of his mouth.

"I'm stuck." Pigman looked down, looked at the trash can with a diameter the size of his belly, and said sadly.

Really.

"I'll pull you out." If it is a big-bellied little hero, there is no way to do it, Lin Li sighed and said.

"Are you EE Bond's grandson?" In the process of pulling turnips, a sweet female voice came from behind Lin Li.

There is no one else here, the other party may be talking to him, Lin Li turned his head to look behind.

The visitor was wearing a dark pink shirt and light pink diapers, holding a large pink umbrella, covering his face.

Although he didn't see the face, Lin Li knew that this was Princess Feifei, the heroine of the Pigman series, and this was indeed the place where the male and female protagonists met.

Very romantic.

"Are you helping homeless street children right now? is worthy of being a hero's grandson, that is, greatness. After seeing what Lin Li had done, she said again.

Pigman: "......"

Is this gilt polite!

"It's not Lin Li, it's me!"

Regarding his reputation, Pig Man immediately jumped up - with the trash can: "I am the assembler gg bond who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, cars are car, and maintenance of world peace is gg bond!" Nicknamed, Pig Man! ”

"Huh? Aren't you a street child? Princess Fei Fei was a little surprised.

"No, no, no! I'm Pigman, he's my assistant, Lin Li! Pigman shook his head in emphasis.

"That's right." Lin Li also nodded, agreeing with this statement.

"Is that so...... I'm sorry, Pigman, I have something to ask you for. Princess Fei Fei said after apologizing.

"Help? Then you have found the right person, I hope we have a happy cooperation. ”

Pigman confidently stretched out his hand, and several flies flew over it.

"Is it okay not to shake hands? Or can I shake hands with Lin Li? Seeing this, Princess Fei Fei said with some fear.

"Although my hands are very dirty, my heart is very pure, like the grass that has just sprouted in spring, tender and powdery, ......"

Bristling:?

You're pure!

"Alright, alright, you guys come with me." Princess Fei Fei said.

"Wait, you haven't told me how you can help? If you ask me to do your homework for you, then you don't have to talk about it. Pig Man said with a sense of justice.

"I'm asking you to help Cinderella find a good home, she's so pathetic."

"And how much are you going to pay?"

"I only have so many ......," Princess Fifi pulled out a lollipop.

"Huh? A lollipop? Is my Pig Man so cheap? It hurts your self-esteem too much, you better go back! I want another price, I can't serve you like this!" Pigman said immediately.

You're pure!

"I beg you! Please! Princess Fei Fei said immediately.

"No...... Let's go back! ”

"Then I'd better ask someone else for help, I believe that in this world, there are always people who work for love!" Princess Fei Fei said resignedly, and finally put away the umbrella that she had been holding in broad daylight, revealing her face.

Under the yellow oblique bangs, the delicate facial features are revealed.

"Three, two, one."

Standing behind Princess Feifei, Lin Li counted three seconds of kung fu before he saw that the pigman on the opposite side had turned into a loving eye.

"It's so beautiful~"

The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass.

Princess Fei Fei turned to leave, and her face appeared in front of Lin Li.

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"Whew-"

Lin Li pinched his tiger mouth hard to prevent himself from laughing.

Lin Li is professionally trained, and generally not laughs when he is not particularly funny.

But......

Damn.

Who told Lin Li that this version of Princess Fei Fei looks a little like Jia Ling?

As a result, Lin Li's mind is now full of Jia Ling, and the more he looks at it, the more he looks like it, quite a drama - this generation is in, and he can't go back.