Chapter 57: Interesting than a male model
After Lu Shiyan finished meditating, he opened his eyes and saw Jiang Tangtang bulging. He pinched his temples with a little headache, and said helplessly: "Why are you angry again?" ”
Jiang Tangtang was too lazy to talk to the dog system, and said aggrievedly: "Husband, can you make me a hammock?" The floor was so hard, I slept all over my body, and there were bugs, I was scared, I couldn't sleep at all. ”
"Hammock?" Lu Shiyan showed a puzzled look.
Jiang Tangtang gestured to the hammock and explained to him: "That's it, it can be tied to the trunk of a tree, people can lie on it to rest, and they can also be taken away when they are not needed, which is very convenient." ”
Lu Shiyan probably understood what she meant, "What do you use to do it?" ”
Jiang Tangtang wanted to say that cloth was used, but when he thought about the current conditions of the Lu family, he changed his words and said: "Just use the rattan you used to weave hats." ”
Lu Shiyan had already taken the time to weave her hat.
The rattan was specially processed by him, and the hat was not only not heavy, but also very beautiful. And according to her request, she made a big brim to block the sun on her face.
"When I've picked enough rattan, I'll make one for you." Lu Shiyan said.
"Husband, if you have more rattan, weave me another cushion. The plank is so hard, and every day when I sit on it and walk, my ass doesn't shake into a few petals. ”
Lu Shiyan looked away, his earlobes were red, "Girls should speak elegantly." ”
"Where is it not elegant? Do you want to say that my belly has been turned into several lobes? Jiang Tangtang muttered disappreciatively, and suddenly found that there was a suspicious red color at the base of his ear, leaned over to study his earlobe and said, "Husband, are you shy?" ”
Lu Shiyan leaned back, distanced himself from her, and said in a cold voice: "No shyness." ”
"Didn't you?" Jiang Tangtang pressed his hand on her thigh and leaned forward, "Your ears are red!" ”
"It's not red, it's just too hot." Lu Shiyan grabbed her hand, asked her to sit down, got up and said, "I'll go to the mountain to see if there are any rattans." ”
Seeing him fleeing from the wilderness, Jiang Tangtang smiled happily.
The little fairy jun she wore here is quite innocent, more interesting than the male model she used to raise.
Although those male models also pretended to be innocent in front of her, saying that she was his first love, she was the only woman.
But in the end, it was fake, and the traces of camouflage were too heavy.
There was even a male model who talked about a little girlfriend outside during her adoption and was bumped into by her.
Although it's a money transaction, there's nothing to be sad about, but it's disgusting in the end.
"Shameless!" As she was immersed in the memories of the past, a scolding suddenly sounded in her ears.
Jiang Tangtang turned his head and saw Fang Peiru glaring at her angrily, like the original partner who caught the rape of the mistress, her eyes flashed with rage, and she wanted to eat her alive and burn her to ashes.
She thought it was funny, "Why am I shameless?" If I sit with my husband and talk, where will I be shameless? ”
Fang Peiru said with anger on her face: "The sky is blue, in the public, you will seduce your cousin, you are embarrassed to say it." ”
Jiang Tangtang looked at Fang Peiru, and suddenly smiled and said, "Miss Fang, what does it mean to know that the benevolent see the wise and the wise see the wise?" ”
Fang Peiru has always been very proud of herself, and she feels that she has studied in the school, which is different from ordinary country girls.
But as far as the culture of virtue is the lack of talent for women in the Great Zhou Dynasty, she has read books for a few years, and in fact, she only knows a few words.
Although Jiang Tangtang is a scumbag, most of the four years of college were mixed in school.
But even if she mixes, she has much more knowledge than Fang Peiru, an ancient person.
Fang Peiru was stopped by Jiang Tangtang's words for a while, and a thin red rose on her cheeks, both angry and ashamed.
More of a shock and bewilderment.
She couldn't believe that the straw bale in her eyes could say such a sentence, "You...... What did you say? ”
The original meaning of this sentence is a metaphor for the same problem, because different people look at it from different positions or angles, so they have different views. But I think it's appropriate to understand it that way. ”
Jiang Tangtang said with a shallow smile: "Miss Fang herself is shit, and she is full of shit." It is precisely because of your own dirty thoughts that you will regard us as seducing us when we speak well, what is this not a prostitute to see a prostitute? Besides, even if it's a seduction, there's nothing wrong with me seducing myself! ”
Fang Peiru's head was buzzing, she couldn't believe that Jiang Tangtang could say such profound words.
It took a long time before she gasped and said, "You dare to scold me!" ”
"What is there not to scold? You have to run to me and make a mistake, and if I don't teach you a lesson, won't I let you down? ”
"You slut!" Fang Peiru was crazy and threw herself towards Jiang Tangtang.
Jiang Tangtang had already seen Fang Peiru's movements, and the moment she pounced, she jumped out of the way and ran in the direction of Luo Taohua and the others, "Sister-in-law, second sister-in-law, you quickly persuade your cousin, she is crazy again." ”
Luo Taohua stood up suddenly, blocked in front of Jiang Tangtang, and stopped Fang Peiru.
She persuaded earnestly: "Cousin, don't trouble my third brother and sister anymore." You said you, you liked the kid of the Song family at the beginning, and you didn't like my third brother, so my third brother married the third brother and sister. Now that the two children are so old, you want to eat back grass, where can you do this? Don't say that the third brother doesn't mean that, even if the third brother has that meaning, we can't agree. ”
"Sister-in-law, why are you pouring dirty water on me with her?" Fang Peiru's eyes were red with anger, although she really wanted to marry Lu Shiyan in her heart, but she couldn't shout it.
"That's it, daughter-in-law, you can't say that about your cousin. She is such a good girl, she has a bad reputation, how will she marry in the future? Lu Cuilan has been busy on the road these days, and her whole person has lost a lot of weight. This made her more and more envious of the Lu family's carriage.
Lu Shiwang went to the abandoned farmhouse yard to find a few wooden planks and made the carriage wider.
Now every day when they are on the road, the Lu family can take turns to sit in the carriage.
Although it was not like Jiang Tangtang, who sat in a carriage the whole time, it was much easier to sit in turns like this.
Lu Cuilan was so jealous that her eyes were red.
When I dreamed of hurrying, I sat in the carriage and rested.
"It turns out that Cousin Fang still has a reputation?" Jiang Tangtang hid behind Luo Taohua and said in a very puzzled tone: "I thought that she had a private agreement with Song Jun for life, but when she saw that Song Jun was sick, she immediately broke off with a knife, and came to entangle my husband again, and her reputation has long been gone!" It turns out that she still has a reputation! ”
Lu Cuilan and Fang Peiru were almost not angry with her words.
Fang Peiru became more and more crazy, and wanted to grab Jiang Tangtang's hair regardless of it, but was stopped by Luo Taohua.
Lu Cuilan wanted to help her daughter, but she was pulled by the Su family, she grabbed Lu Cuilan's hand, and said in a concerned tone: "Little sister, I remember that although Pei Ru is three years younger than the third child in my family, she is not young now, right?" ”
Zhou Qiongniang mended the knife on the side and said: "I remember that my cousin and third brother and sister are in the same year, and they should both be eighteen years old this year!" ”