315. Patrick is good, but he doesn't have a brain.

"I'm rubbing, old friend?!" Looking at the information that popped up on the system, Lin Li was stunned.

Lin Li directly viewed the character introduction.

[Character: Patrick]

[Version: SpongeBob SquarePants]

[Combat Power: 1]

[Evaluation: The bottom of the sea is chaotic, and Majin Buu has the final say.] 】

It's very concise, but it's really enough, a character who is too familiar, what is there to introduce.

[You have successfully used the character [Patrick] Summoning Card*1, you have successfully summoned [Patrick]. 】

"The new partner is Patrick, do you know each other?" Lin Li looked at Tom, Jerry, and Martin.

All three shook their heads.

"Martin hasn't seen it either, I remember that SpongeBob SquarePants was released quite early......" Lin Li said to himself.

"Lin Li! Bristling! ”

Patrick's mellow voice, which was extremely easy to distinguish, came through the walls of the room.

The other party seems to have come to the door.

"I'm coming, wait a minute." Lin Li immediately got up and came to the door, but when he pushed the door open, he found that there was nothing outside the door, which was the original scenery.

"Huh?" Somewhat surprised, Lin Li looked around, but still didn't find any Pai Daxing.

"Patrick? Patrick? Lin Li looked left and right at the door, calling his name.

"Lin Li, let me remind you." Drubby's voice came from behind him.

"What?" Lin Li turned his head and looked at Drubi, who came behind him quietly, and asked for advice.

"The person you are waiting for, he is under your feet, I am afraid that if I don't remind you, you won't be able to find him today." Drubi gestured to the shoe.

β€œοΌŸβ€

Lin Li lowered his head, looked at the ground where there was still nothing, and then took off his slippers.

Sure enough, there was a shriveled pink five-star pattern on the sole.

β€œβ€¦β€¦β€

Lin Li tore Pai Daxing off the sole of his shoe, and the other party swelled a little and regained its thickness, and Lin Li put it in front of him.

There seemed to be a faint voice coming out of Patrick's mouth.

"Waterβ€”waterβ€”" As he leaned his ears closer, Lin Li heard a voice.

"." After hearing the content of Patrick's hoarse speech clearly, Lin Li remembered that Patrick, a sea creature like Patrick, would quickly dry up when he left the water, and hurriedly pulled out a steel rod to create a few drink balls and put the shriveled and shrunken Patrick in it.

The moment he touched the drink, Patrick's body swelled and became huge at a rapid pace, and soon, it was more than a meter high.

It does not seem to be a dozen centimeters in height, but is calculated according to the proportions of the forest.

"Hiccup~" Patrick burped, half-squinted his eyes pleasantly, scratched his armpits, and said lazily: "SpongeBob SquarePants' home is so delicious." ”

- Because of the pineapple juice balloon created by Lin Li.

"Hey, Patrick." Lin Li smiled and stretched out his hand to say hello.

"Hello, I'm ......" Patrick stretched out his hand as if to shake hands, but the sun shone on his body, and his body began to shrink and dry up rapidly, and his face was frightened: "Water-waterβ€”β€”! ”

Lin Li hurriedly threw another water balloon.

"Hiccup~" Patrick burped, half-squinted his eyes pleasantly, scratched his armpits, and said lazily: "SpongeBob SquarePants' home is so delicious." ”

"Hey, Patrick, I'm ......"

"Hello, I...... Water – Water β€”β€”! ”

Looking at Patrick, who was starting to dry up again, Lin Li always felt that this conversation was very familiar, as if he had just experienced it a few seconds ago.

Lin Li threw the water balloon again.

"Hiccup~ SpongeBob SquarePants' home is so delicious." Patrick was instantly comfortable.

"Hello, I...... Water – Water β€”β€”! The next moment, his expression turned to horror.

The corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched, he couldn't bear it, and with a strong force, he inserted the steel rod into Pai Daxing's mouth, secreting juice with all his might.

Drink, drink! Thirsty for this, isn't it? I'll drink you to death!

"Shh

"Hiccup~ Hailian is a good clam, haha, it's delicious." Because of a steel rod stuck in his mouth, Patrick's words sounded very vague.

Pai Daxing, who was well hydrated, looked comfortable, didn't care about the steel rod running through his body up and down at all, and gave Lin Li a thumbs up, thanking the other party for his help.

"Okay, I'm hurting my heart." Patrick finally said what he hadn't said for a long time - "Hello, I'm Patrick."

Lin Li rubbed his eyebrows, which had been wrinkled into the word 'Chuan', and pulled Pai Daxing into the house: "Come in quickly, don't get shriveled anymore"

"Wow! Wow! Wow! What an ugly decoration style! Lin Li, how about replacing your home with a big rock? Looking inside the room, Patrick made a suggestion.

"You're suggesting well, so I'm suggesting you shut up." Lin Li said.

"It's really hard to communicate with someone like you who has no artistic vision, but I can understand that a genius like me is born lonely."

Patrick didn't care about Lin Li's attack, squinted his eyes, pulled the steel rod out of his body, and began to pick his teeth like a toothpick.

Lin Li looked at this scene helplessly, and then reacted: "Wait, why can you stuff your teeth when you drink water!" Also, that's Lao Tzu's weapon, not a toothpick! ”

"Oh." Pai Daxing nodded, stopped picking his teeth, and directly began to gnaw on the steel rod in a big gulp.

"You're special!" Lin Li snatched back his steel rod, only to see that the steel rod, which had been strengthened several times, was no longer what it used to be, and it still left clear tooth marks under Pai Daxing's teeth.

"Waterβ€”waterβ€”"

Looking at Patrick Star, who was starting to dry up again, Lin Li threw him directly into the bathroom.

"If you need water all the time, it's not the way to do it, and how can you absorb it so quickly, in Sandy's hut, isn't a helmet of water enough to send Big Star to keep moving?" Lin Li crossed his waist and looked at Patrick Bigstar who was backswimming in the bathtub and smirking, with a helpless face.

Then Patrick began to nibble on the bathtub, and Lin Li followed and gave him a hammer.

Oh no, this is a real rebel.

Lin Li still remembers that in the theatrical version of "The Adventures of SpongeBob SquarePants: Sponge Out of the Water", the protagonists left the ocean and still lived like dragons and tigers, and even learned magic later.

"Patrick, remember the time you and SpongeBob SquarePants went on a land adventure for the secret recipe of Crab Castle?" Thinking of this, Lin Li asked.

"Is there one? How come I don't remember? Patrick scratched his head.

"Uh...... Was it the time you ate ice cream bigger than you? Lin Li asked tentatively.

"Remember! Remember! I love ice cream! Super delicious ice cream! Is there ice cream here! Patrick remembered it and cheered in the bathtub.

"Can you breathe on water, then?" Lin Li is good at it.

"That's right!" Pai Daxing suddenly realized, walked out of the bathtub, came to Lin Li, and picked his nostrils.

Lin Li was dumbfounded.

That's it? Can you really breathe on water? Co-author, like Drubby, are idealists???

"Why didn't you say it earlier, Lin Li, I've been dying of thirst several times." Patrick said calmly.

Lin Li: "......"

Is this self-inflicted?

Oh no, unlike his previous partner, Patrick's brain circuit, even if he is as neurotic as himself, is a little difficult to keep up with.

"Come here, a few of you." Lin Li looked at the three people who had been watching from the sidelines, called them over, and then introduced:

"This is Jerry." Jerry held his head high.

"This is Tom." Tom jumped up and squashed Jerry, holding his head held high.

Lin Li, who was accustomed to this picture, did not wave, and continued to introduce: "This is Martin, he is Patrick, and he will be a part of our family in the future, that is Drubby, he will leave after today." ”

Tom held Jerry's buttocks, which were filled with silver pins, and on behalf of Jerry and Martin, he enthusiastically stretched out his hand to shake hands with Patrick.

"Oh~~" Looking at the hand in front of him, Patrick was very happy.

"Whew~-Yamiyamiyami." Patrick commented.

Lin Li's haggard slap slapped his forehead.

Looking at Patrick's chewing hand, Tom scratched his cheek with a somewhat sluggish finger: "?" ”

What happened?

Wait, is Patrick eating his own hands?

"It's all hair, it's not delicious." Patrick said vaguely.

But the verbal movements did not stop at all.

"Whewβ€”β€”!!!" Tom realized that after retracting his hand, he began to jump up and down in the house because of the pain.

Jerry immediately began to like Patrick, and rushed up to recognize his brother, of course, he had to be a brother.

"They're friends, can't eat them, Patrick!" For Pai Daxing, Lin Li does not pay attention to 'love', and focuses on filial piety under a stick, and without hesitation, a steel rod knocks Pai Daxing's head into a 'U' shape.

"Friends? Well, oh! Friend! After hearing the keyword "friend", Patrick's eyes widened, and he looked at Tom Jerry and Martin carefully, and nodded thoughtfully.

"Patrick has no brains, you can be considerate." Lin Li said to the three of them.

"I've got a brain!" Patrick was dissatisfied, "Brother Octopus always said that I forgot my brain at home, so I specially made a memo and took my brain with me when I went out!" ”

Patrick pulled his memo out of his beach pants.

Lin Li looked up and saw that there was no text on it, only a starfish and a sponge drawn in stick figures.

"Hmm......" Patrick gestured "√" with one hand to his chin as he stared at the memo deadly.

"I didn't write a memo, so it seems that I really forgot to bring my brain today." In the end, Pai Daxing came to a conclusion and nodded to Lin Li, "Okay, Lin Li, you're right, Pai Daxing has no brains, but I'll remember to bring it next time." ”

Lin Li: "......"

"Patrick is so funny!" Martin's perception was very good, and he stepped forward to look at Patrick carefully.

"Jerry, what do you do?" Patrick also seemed to be measured, and he didn't move his mouth in the face of Martin, but just asked.

"My name is Martin, and I'm a dentist today." Martin said.

"Ahhh You're a white-clad tooth killer! As if hearing something extremely terrifying, Patrick immediately covered his head and got under the sofa in the living room, revealing most of his buttocks, "White-clothed tooth killer, stay away from me!" ”

"Lin Li, this ......" Martin looked at Lin Li a little confused.

"You take off your white coat." Lin Li gave a solution very calmly.

After Martin did so, Lin Li patted Pai Daxing and reassured: "How can there be any white-clothed tooth killer, Pai Daxing, you can take a look." ”

Hearing this, Patrick carefully poked his head out, and after looking around, he breathed a long sigh of relief: "Oh, oh my God, Lin Li, Jerry, it's so terrifying Just now, you can't imagine it, what I saw......"

Lin Li suddenly put Martin's white coat on his body.

"Ahhh Tooth Killer in White! Patrick screamed.

Lin Li immediately took it off, and the corners of his mouth were hooked.

"Oh my, it's ...... in the forest"

Lin Li put it on again, smiling brightly.

"Ahhh......h

Take it off.

"Oh my God......"

Looking at Lin Li, who was having a lot of fun, Tom also discovered the new world, and immediately took out the dentist's suit from behind, put it on himself, and knocked on the back of Patrick Star, learning from Lin Li's appearance.

"Ahhh Eat me a punch! Patrick, who turned his head to see this scene, was overly frightened, and subconsciously punched Tom in the face.

β€œDuang!”

Tom, whose facial features are trapped inside, returns to the corner to think about life - why is there such a big difference in treatment between himself and Lin Li? What went wrong?

……

After Patrick joined, Lin Li's family became a lot of trouble, and with Tom and Jerry's intelligence, they had found a way to get along with Patrick, and now they get along very well.

Lin Li looked out the window:

Patrick piles up a cannon out of sand and aims at Jerry's head, and behind his back, Tom carries an RPG and aims at Patrick's ass, and then blows Patrick apart with a single shot.

"Oh! You win, Tom. Patrick complimented the 'corpse' with only a mouth.

"What, Tom, can you help me fight my body?" Patrick added.

Drubi was reading the newspaper on the side, Martin was pulling out all the teeth of Yu Nian and putting them back on, Martin's service quality must be very good, and Yu Nian was moved to tears.

Ah, what a harmonious and beautiful picture.

Lin Li was relieved by this.

Although Patrick Star's thinking logic is difficult for normal people to keep up with, this partner is actually not weak.

There is no weak character derived from the funny world, which can be seen from the fact that his combat power is 1.

Although most of the abilities have not yet been revealed, the regular undead and crotch extractors are available, but Patrick's attack methods should indeed be relatively few.

However, Lin Li is not demanding of these, Pai Daxing is the worst and worst, and he can also be used as a meat shield.

Anyway, the pain is also a fake pain - the primitive Pie always sees the fire for the first time, SpongeBob SquarePants and Squidward's choice, roast the sponge to eat, and Patrick Star is maverick: roast his own hands to eat.

Time flies, and soon it is night.

The time has come for separation.

Carrying a briefcase, Drubi came to several people and said goodbye to him.

Tom and Jerry held white handkerchiefs and wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes.

"Goodbye, I hope there will be a time when we meet next time." Lin Li said to Drubi with a smile.

"There will be." Drubi nodded.

"Really?" Lin Li was a little surprised.

Druby, who has great prophecy, is so sure, does it mean that he will draw a permanent Drubie in the future?

Then won't the Overworld do whatever it wants?

"Really." Drubi smiled slightly, "That day won't be far away." ”

"That's great!" Lin Li smiled.

"I'll see you then." After Drubi said this, he walked towards the city gate in small steps.

Lin Li watched Drubby disappear.

……

Drubi stepped out of the scroll containing the Dawning City and raised a hand.

A taxi followed his movements, and instantly drove to his side and opened the door.

There is no driver.

Drubi sat in the back seat, fastened his seatbelt, and looked out the window of the car bored.

The taxi starts to cross the dimension, and the view is gone, so Drubi thinks about it and looks at you.

Drubi says to you:

"Hello, reader of this book.

You may wonder why I don't go to the capital and help Lin Li deal with that city lord.

In fact, it is not difficult, there is nothing difficult to say, and one day is more than enough for me.

But in doing so, the book would be cut off in part, and the author wanted me not to do it, and I agreed.

So leave this matter to Lin Li himself.

The current me may be a little different from the me in your heart, it doesn't matter, the me in your heart is the real me.

I will meet Lin Li again, and I hope you will still be there by then.

Finally, I wish you all a nice day. ”

The taxi slowly drove towards another dimension, and Drubi disappeared in front of him.

Lin Li, who was washing, the system illustrated book that he didn't care about, complemented another ability of Druby.

[Dimensional Leap]: Drubi can reverse perceive objects in any dimension that observe his behavior, and engage in cross-dimensional and world-to-world dialogues with them. (i.e. breaking the fourth wall)

Strictly speaking, most funny characters have the ability to break dimensional walls.

Tom and Jerry have it too, but they won't show it.

This may or may not be a foreshadowing, I'm not sure, so you don't care.

The Overworld plot is over, and a new dungeon will be revealed tomorrow.

(End of chapter)