320. Good brothers are like this
After waiting in place for Nuan Yang to return from solving the three emergencies, Lin Li returned to the laboratory with her.
As soon as Lin Li pushed the door open, a wooden staff hit him on the forehead.
"I'll beat you to death!" The slow sheep slowly beat Lin Li's head.
The crutches were so powerful and powerful that Lin Li's hair was almost bent.
"Ouch, my waist is ......" Judging from the results, it seems that the person who launched the attack was seriously injured.
"Village Chief, what are you doing?" Lin Li crossed his arms and looked at the slow sheep who was doing this, and asked puzzledly.
His blows didn't hurt at all, so much so that his body didn't even decide that it was an attack.
"Oh, it's you sneaky guy who looks like a bad guy but seems to be a good guy, don't you just let someone in be careful, I'm on guard."
Because of the broken glasses, Slow Sheep couldn't see the situation in front of him clearly, so he adjusted the position of his glasses and saw Lin Li's appearance clearly before he withdrew his crutches and explained.
"What you should do is strengthen the lab's defenses, not use your crutches." Lin Li said helplessly.
"That makes sense, then I'll listen to you sneaky and secretive......" Slow Sheep nodded.
"Yu Nian, I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, my name is Yu Nian." Lin Li couldn't stand the super long name that Slow Sheep gave himself An, and reported himself as a vest.
"Okay, Yu Nian." Slow Sheep moved to the manipulator in front of the laboratory, and after a few clicks, the door of the laboratory was closed again, and it was also covered with an additional layer of steel plates, and it seemed to be on alert.
"Now the laboratory has entered research mode, the inside and outside are basically isolated, and if it is just an ordinary explosion, the sound cannot even be transmitted." Slow Sheep explained to Lin Li and Warm Sheep.
"Is there really such a pattern?" Lin Li stepped forward and knocked on the steel plate, which was very thick.
"Because before I set this mode, Pleasant Goat blew up the laboratory thirteen times, and Boiling Goat twenty-seven times." Slow Sheep explained.
"The lazy sheep hasn't been fried?" didn't wait for the results of the lazy sheep, Lin Li didn't understand.
"He? The lazy sheep was too lazy to do experiments, but because he was curious about the taste of the potion, he secretly drank the potion, drank it badly, and repeatedly taught him, and was sent to the hospital seventy-six times! "When it comes to lazy sheep and sheep, slow sheep and sheep hate iron and steel.
"That's right." Hearing this result, Lin Li was very pleased.
"I heard Pleasant Goat say, isn't it that the village chief's own experiments always fail, and every time he has to be blown away far away, he feels a little embarrassed, so he set this mode, so that there is a steel plate to block it, and it will not be blown away." Nuan Yang Yang was on the side, and he mentioned with some doubts.
"What a word this is! What words this is! Slow Goat's old face turned red, "Is Pleasant Goat's words credible, or is my words credible?" ”
"Yours."
Although the two people in front of them both answered the same way, their eyes revealed another answer.
Slow Sheep changed the topic, looked at Lin Li, who was checking the safety here, and asked: "Yu Nian, what is the purpose of your appearance here, why do you cover your face, and who is the person who attacked me before?" ”
"The purpose of my presence here is to ensure that you can heal the plague, and as for covering your face, it is because I don't like light by nature, so forgive me." Lin Li casually pulled the blame, not planning to unravel the cover-up, because the identity of the human being was troublesome to explain.
"You saved us, and we are willing to believe in you." Slow Sheep nodded.
"As for the people who attacked you and the warm sheep, I don't know very well.
But their purpose seems to be to kill the snail and solve the plague at its root, because they have just ......"
Lin Li said the words and deeds of the false warm sheep just now.
"What? That person has become me? Will it suddenly disappear? It's scary. After listening to Lin Li's description, Warm Sheep sighed.
"It's poison, and it's deadly to snails." With a solemn expression, Slow Sheep took the instrument to analyze the ground where the poison had just been spilled, and came to a conclusion.
"So the village chief, please take the snail to another level of protection, the other party's purpose seems to be to come at the snail." Lin Li said.
The other party obviously made the warm sheep and the slow sheep unconscious, but he didn't kill him, and said to himself, 'I don't plan to kill myself', but for the snail, there is no hesitation at all, and it is easy to guess their purpose.
"Is it an extremist party? The words of the fake warm sheep are actually right, killing this snail can indeed solve the plague problem once and for all, but who? Lin Li thought in his heart.
In my impression, I don't seem to remember the existence of the ability to have a fake warm sheep? The invention of the gray wolf and the warm sheep sheep is similar, but these two people, one is a victim and the other is in the body of a snail, and they do not have the time to commit the crime.
Who stole their invention?
"Is the mind so vicious? Okay, I'll do it right away! Nuan Yang hurriedly manipulated the lab's robotic arm to cover the snail's body.
Lin Li didn't get any more information from the two sheep, so after choosing a corner in the laboratory and sitting down, he shifted his mental focus.
——
Inside the snail.
In front of Lin Li's body, the lazy sheep was standing stupidly outside the door, with his mouth wide open and his eyes squinting.
"Lazy sheep, what are you doing?" Lin Li stepped forward and asked.
"I'm drinking the northwest wind! Lin Yangyang, this wind is watermelon-flavored, super delicious. Lazy Sheep said with a comfortable face.
“…… What about the others? After being silent for a while, Lin Li nodded.
In order to find an anomaly that may be invisible, he used a watermelon water balloon to explode in the laboratory, and it is normal to have a watermelon smell.
Fortunately, my taste is not heavy, otherwise I am afraid that no one will be able to stand the garlic-flavored wind.
"I'm catching the gray wolf." Lazy Sheep pointed not far away.
Under the strong wind, the gray wolf has crashed, and at this time it is still surrounded by a large group of white bull soldiers and kings.
"It was cool to smash us just now, didn't you? Now it's our turn. The king carried a ball of jelly and approached the wolf with a smile.
"Don't! Don't rely on crowds! No morality! Lower third-rate! If you have the guts, you can guess one-on-one! The gray wolf waterfall sweat said flatteringly.
"I'm big for you!" The jelly bombs in the sky flew towards the gray wolf.
"I'll definitely be back!" After leaving this classic line, the gray wolf immediately fled.
"Give me chase!" The king did not intend to let the White Bull Army go, and now that the situation was good, he immediately gave the order.
……
The king of the Black Bull Kingdom was outside the palace, waiting with great anticipation for the return of the soldiers from a great victory.
Not far away, a gray figure approached.
It's your own beloved general, the gray wolf!
Ha ha! Good news!
Looking at the speed of the gray wolf's running, it seems that it is still a great success! All right!
Well, what's the white in the back? The pupils of the Black Bull Country shrank, how could they all be soldiers of the White Bull Country.
The king was stunned for a moment, and then finally understood the current situation.
It turns out -
Hahahaha! All captives! Love to capture all the soldiers of the White Bull Country by the gray wolf! Now I must have come to ask for credit! Not bad, yes, I have caught so much, I feel that I have captured the whole country!
is worthy of being a confidant, how to promote it!
"Big Big Wolf, good job!" After the gray wolf ran closer, the king of the Black Bull Country patted him on the shoulder with great relief, and in order to show his closeness to the people, he wiped the sweat on his forehead with his own hand, "There are so many captives, the prison will definitely not fit, let's start arranging assimilation directly." ”
"Captive!? King, do you say I? "The gray wolf is a little confused.
"Isn't it the prisoner you captured behind you?" The king blinked, and things seemed to be going a little bit differently than expected.
"Probably...... No way. "The gray wolf is a little embarrassed.
King: "......"
"So, you and we are all wiped out, are you chasing soldiers?!" Looking at the gray wolf's expression, the king gradually understood everything.
"What to do! What to do! Big Big Wolf, what should we do now! Isn't this the end of it! The king asked in a panic.
"No, not yet, I have one last last one." The gray wolf looked at the king, and he did not give up the word in the dictionary of his life.
"Oh? And the trump card? The king of the Black Bull Kingdom looked at a rope pulled out by the gray wolf, and from despair rose hope:
"Good! I really didn't misread you, Big Big Wolf, hurry, use this rope that looks like an ordinary rope, but I believe that it is definitely not as simple as it seems, and it hides mysteries, go and destroy all the white bulls! ”
……
Inside the White Bull Barracks.
"King, I'm really an undercover agent who infiltrated the Black Bull Country." The gray wolf rubbed his hands and said to the White Bull King, "Actually, those tanks and planes are all thought of by me. ”
As for the king of the Black Bull Country, he was tied up as an undercover trophy by the "invincible magic weapon" in his mouth.
"It turned out to be you." The White King has a bad eye.
"King, listen to me first, in fact, those tanks and planes are all copycats, and this copycat version of the tank is simply vulnerable, otherwise how could it be flattened by you like a cockroach? And those planes, cottages within cottages, as long as you blow lightly, it's over!
All of these were specially conceived by my clever gray wolf king. ”
Xi, Boiling, and Mei Yang Yang were already speechless, and Lin Li and Lazy Yang were tasting the jelly of the White Cow Country, as for the matter of the gray wolf, they had nothing to do with themselves, and hung high.
"This tastes delicious, lazy sheep, you can taste it." When Lin Li ate an extremely unpalatable piece of jelly, his face stiffened, and he was happy to share it, and he immediately smiled and said to Lazy Sheep.
"Really?" The lazy sheep immediately took the bait.
"I'll finish eating if you don't eat it, if you weren't a good brother, I wouldn't want to tell you." Lin Li chewed with happiness on his face.
"Give me a taste! I-" The lazy sheep, full of anticipation, turned into a bitter gourd face, and his expression was painful.
He stared at Lin Li fiercely, which may contain a few swear words, then rubbed his cheeks, stretched out a smile, and patted the boiling sheep and the pleasant sheep next to him: "Pleasant sheep, boiling sheep, taste it, this taste of jelly is delicious." ”
"Really?" Boiling Sheep asked.
"Super invincible and delicious! If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have told you. Lazy Sheep chewed happily, "I don't believe you asked Lin Yangyang." ”
"Uh-huh." Lin Li nodded happily
Boiling Sheep Sheep tasted curiously.
"Wow, it's really delicious, Pleasant Goat, you can taste it too." Boiling Sheep said with a bright smile.
"Really?" Pleasant Goat asked.
"If you don't believe it, ask Lazy Sheep and Lin Sheep, if you weren't a good brother, I wouldn't want to tell you."
"Uh-huh!" Lazy Sheep and Lin Li nodded happily.
“……”
Pleasant Goat kept smiling and habitually turned his head to convey this "love", only to find that only Meiyang was left around.
"What's wrong?" Mei Yang Yang looked at Pleasant Goat, "Is there something wrong?" ”
So, Mei Yangyang was a little puzzled, I don't know why I asked a question, the four teammates around me ran to the trash can to vomit at the same time, and they looked at each other's eyes, full of distrust.
Isn't this the Four Musketeers of the Prairie? Isn't it the best brother?
Taking advantage of Lin Li and the others' vomiting, the gray wolf had already finished fooling the king of the White Bull Kingdom.
Now the character of the gray wolf is already a hero who saves the world for the safety of the snail world and disregards his wife, son and daughter - this king is really easy to deceive.
"All the generals obeyed the order and executed all the soldiers of the Black Bull Country who could not be assimilated!" The White King, with tears in his eyes, said.
"Think twice, adults! Don't be instigated by villains! Pleasant Goat hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, "This gray wolf is notoriously cunning, you must be careful of being used!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the hall and the ground suddenly began to shake violently, and everyone stood unsteadily.
"What's going on? Isn't the Black Bull Country all here? And the remnants? The king asked, surprised.
"Lazy sheep, what are you doing lying down?" Lin Li, the only one standing still, asked curiously.
"Don't you see? The sky is falling, and if I lie down, I'll be the last one to die. Lazy Sheep said lazily, and then turned over: "I'll sleep for a while, Lin Yangyang, if we are still alive, remember to call me later." ”
"Report!"
"Report to the King! Scalpers and bandits are wreaking havoc in the capital of our country! ”
"What!"
"King, the one who is the scourge of the snail world may be the scalper!" Pleasant Goat hurriedly said.
"That's right! Especially the kind of official scalper called barley. Lin Li, who didn't grab a ticket on Mayday, gritted his teeth and said something that no one could understand.
"Yes, my lord, these guys, if I guessed correctly, these sheep are the spies sent by the scalpers to frame you! They are guilty of great sins! The gray wolf seized the opportunity and immediately hit a rake.
"What are you talking about! You're the spy! Pleasant Goat immediately fought back.
"Your whole family is a spy!" Boiling sheep sheep gang cavity.
"Whew-whew-" The sleeping lazy sheep.
"Lord, you have to believe us!" Mei Yang Yang said aggrievedly, "He is dividing us!" ”
Everyone spoke, and Lin Li felt that he needed to say something at this time, so he said, "I'm the same." ”
"How can they be spies? They have won battles for me before! "The White King also spoke well of them.
"No, no, no, my lord, have you ever thought that as soon as you leave, the scalpers will attack you, and they will be the ones who are ventilating the news! They help you defeat the Black Bull, it's just a show! They're acting with scalpers to show you! ”
"Seems to make sense." The brainless White Bull King nodded.
"Pleasant Goat, do you have evidence that you are not a spy!" Big Big Wolf asked again.
"I ......" Pleasant Goat was speechless for a while, falling into the language trap of the gray wolf.
They didn't do it at all, but they had to show evidence that they didn't do it.
"Okay, the country now urgently needs a talent like you who is brave and strategic, and has evil deeds, so let's simply appoint you as the commander-in-chief of our army!" The brainless king then said.
"Good!" The gray wolf, who became the commander-in-chief, quacked, "All the generals listen to the order, now deal with the soldiers of the Black Bull Country, and then put the big fat ...... Pleasant Goat Army, bring it to my tent! ”
Pleasant Goat squinted: "Big Big Wolf, did you just want to talk about Big Fat Sheep?" ”
"Nope! Absolutely nothing! ”
"There's saliva still hanging from the corners of your mouth."
"Those were tears from the corners of my eyes, and I felt so sad at the thought that our White Bull's capital was still under attack." The gray wolf said firmly.
"Good, good! With people like you who value love and righteousness, our country will be saved! Commander-in-chief, you lead an army of three thousand, and you destroy the scalpers! I'm here waiting for your good news! The king ordered.
"Huh? Can you wait for me to spend a good night with the lambs? King, I need to rest. The gray wolf grimaced.
"War waits for no one, Commander-in-Chief!" The king patted him on the shoulder.
"Okay!" The gray wolf had no choice but to accept the order, and at the same time looked at the pleasant goat, and said with bad intentions: "When I return from a great victory, I will deal with you well!" ”
"You can't get back if you set up a flag." Lin Li said with a smile.
Because he knew that the troops led by the gray wolf would be easily defeated by the scalpers and bandits, and he himself would switch to Peng Chacha's subordinates and soon become a slave with three surnames.
I'm optimistic about you, Lu Taiwolf!
Ask for a commuter pass
(End of chapter)