332. A stand-in for the strong outside and the middle dry
Boiling Sheep, who regained his respite, grabbed the ground to stabilize his body, and when he broke free from the suspended state, he rushed to the stand-in again with resentment, as if he didn't give that human-looking guy a punch today, and it was difficult to solve the hatred that had accumulated for a year.
"Old rain." The stand-in still calmly called out the names of his companions.
Between his collar, the rat that Lin Li had seen came out, burst out of his muscles, jumped up head-on, and met the fist of the boiling sheep.
"How can a rat stop me from training for a year! This is 365 days and nights - "Boiling Sheep and Sheep look resolute, and the fist wind is becoming more and more violent, very imposing!"
"W-h
The boiling sheep was knocked out by a punch and slid far on the ground, leaving a dark trail on the grass.
Lin Li: "......"
Boiling Sheep struggled to get up, unable to understand how the rat had mastered this power, and he rushed forward again, not believing in evil.
So 'duh' opened twice.
"Joker." The stand-in looked at this picture and sneered unabashedly.
"Hey, don't get distracted." Lin Li took the fruit treasure swordsmanship to the extreme, and stabbed the sword at the vital point of the stand-in.
The stand-in had no choice but to meet the enemy, and the two who knew each other well should have been equal without using external forces, but Lin Li's offensive continued to intensify, because he completely gave up defense.
- He wears an iron bucket on top of his head.
If you want to defeat yourself, you can only rely on props that the stand-in doesn't have.
"If you have props, you can do whatever you want, right?" In this way, the stand-in fell into disadvantage, constantly taking out the weapon from the "back space", but it was constantly shattered by the steel rod, and at the same time, the clothes were gradually ragged under the flame of the steel rod.
"You're really time jumping, too." Lin Li's eyes narrowed.
Because he saw the bare abdomen of the stand-in, the wound that he had penetrated with a steel rod 'last year', and the stand-in's injuries could be recovered in only three days.
"I'm a vassal, what the can I do, you think about it!" The fingertips behind the stand-in secreted venom, but it was not to deal with Lin Li, who had poison resistance, but in the snap of his fingers, it splattered on the Pleasant Goat who was fighting with the young birds.
Pleasant Goat suddenly turned his head and looked at his legs, where he was contaminated with venom, he had lost consciousness, fell into a state of paralysis, and couldn't run.
The young birds took advantage of this opportunity to slap their wings on the head of the Pleasant Goat and stun it.
"Baby bird, come and help me!" The stand-in called.
"Got it!" The young birds immediately rushed this way.
"Can you play Venom?" Lin Li blinked, teleported to the middle of the stand-in and the young bird, and with the same flick of his fingertips, the young bird fell into paralysis like a pleasant goat and fell from the air.
But Lin Li kept moving, and continued to rush forward, he wanted to try to kill the young bird! At least, break his wings first!
"Waste stuff."
But the back of the stand-in immediately appeared in front of Lin Li, taking the young bird in his arms, but the price of this was that he used his own back to take Lin Li's steel rod and left a second blood hole on his butterfly bone.
"Yes, sacrificing oneself for others is indeed what a good young man like me should do in the new era." Lin Li felt approved of the stand-in's behavior.
The stand-in turned his head indifferently, and then Lin Li saw the stand-in stiffen his hand, and then stabbed into the chest of the young bird, even the black night suit gradually couldn't hide the scarlet spread below.
“……”
Why do you even kill your own people?
Well, Lin Lidang was talking nonsense when he just boasted about himself.
"I'm digging my heart and lungs with my teammates, what, isn't it allowed?" The stand-in responded.
"It's hard for me to argue with you." Lin Li complained.
It seems that something was taken from the body of the young bird, and after getting it, the substitute casually threw the dying young bird into the forest: "All, catch it." ”
The whole thing is that Lin Li has seen a huge figure that can set fire and shoot lasers before, but at this moment, he appeared in the forest, just caught the young bird, and did not make any other moves, and it seemed that he did not plan to do anything to Lin Li.
"Now that we've been discovered, shouldn't we go? A change of plan? The whole looked at the stand-in and asked.
"The game has just begun, so how interesting is it to go like this?" The stand-in looked down at the blood hole in his chest, and when he looked up again, he seemed to look at Lin Li with madness in his eyes.
"Wind Wing's Element's blessing, open!" Said the stand-in.
In the blink of an eye, the stand-in turned into an afterimage, and Lin Li's sight was replaced by the dagger in the stand-in's hand.
The speed was too fast, and it didn't have time to harden, but because of the iron bucket, Lin Li, who was knocked away, was only a little shriveled by the iron bucket on his head, and there were no injuries left on his body.
Lin Li, who fell to the ground, got up and raised his middle finger towards the afterimage in front of him: "Don't hit people in the face." ”
"Such a handsome face, it's enough to have me!" The voice of the stand-in sounded from behind Lin Li, and faster than the voice was the dagger in the hand of the stand-in.
Then the stand-in began the combo.
"Hey, Patrick, stop gnawing the lawn, come and help me fight." I don't know how many times Lin Li fell on the ground, and he turned to Patrick who was gnawing on the lawn on the side, everyone here was playing happily, but it couldn't affect him at all, and he shouted when he couldn't see others being lazy.
"What's the matter, lamb kebabs." Patrick looked up.
"I met SpongeBob SquarePants on the way here, right on the top of that mountain." But before Lin Li could say anything, the stand-in ran to Patrick Star's side at this time, pointed to the mountain in the distance, and said, "He called you to catch the air mother, the jellyfish in the air." ”
"SpongeBob SquarePants?! Empty mother! Oh my God, SpongeBob SquarePants can't deal with the empty mother alone! SpongeBob SquarePants! I'm coming! Patrick's eyes widened, and he turned his head.
Watching the fart run away, completely ignoring his master, Lin Li fell silent.
It's very much in line with the character of Mr. Pai, but ...... You kid wait for me.
"You know, Patrick has always been unreliable." The stand-in turned his head to look at Lin Li.
"Indeed." Lin Li was very approving, "Why don't you have a Tom or Jerry." ”
"Luckily." The stand-in responds, then turns into an afterimage again, entering a high-speed state that is difficult to capture.
"Are you passing on your abilities to each other, not saying that everyone has them?" Lin Li continued to be beaten, but he didn't panic much, and he was even eating peas, and in the interval, he still had time to ask calmly.
Lin Li was already barely able to cope with the extreme speed of the young bird, but now, with the blessing of the Wind Wing Yuan, the speed of the stand-in has doubled, and the attack sensitivity brought by "Ling Bo Weibu" cannot be effective at all, let alone the targeted hardening.
What else is this hiding?
And the stand-in before clearly did not have such an ability, and only after "digging out the heart and lungs".
"Lin Yangyang, you are so smart." The stand-in was tired of attacking Lin Li's body with an inferior dagger, and the iron bucket on his head, under the continuous attacks, was close to being scrapped, and he praised with the voice of the beautiful sheep.
"Oh, potatoes!" Lin Li suddenly shouted.
“?” The stand-in, who had been in a state of afterimage, suddenly froze in place, looking at Lin Li with a confused face.
"No, what, Lin Yangyang, are you sick? It's not time to dig out such a nuclear bomb??? The stand-in scolded.
"Just kidding, this is my hole card, how can I use it so sloppily to scare you." Lin Li scratched his head a little embarrassed, "Eh, speaking of stand-ins, are you a host now?" If I fire another nuclear bomb that protects the host from damage, are you in the damage-free range? ”
"I have a 'void mode.'" The corner of the stand-in eye twitches and responds.
"Also, theoretically speaking, the props given by potatoes should be the perfect solution, so if I use them now, I will definitely not give a nuclear bomb, is it possible to call Drubi over? Didn't he say last time that we would see each other again soon? Is it because he prophesied what happened today? Shhhh ”
Lin Li touched his chin and asked curiously.
"Okay, you don't have to scare me anymore." Hearing this, the stand-in spat gloomily, "You and I obviously know that "potato" has a different meaning for us, and we will never use it until we are in a desperate situation."
And now for you, it's your mother's desperate situation. ”
"My mom is your mom, don't scold nonsense." Lin Li rolled his eyes.
"Strictly speaking, I'm a stand-in prop, so my mother is the system, and unlike your mother, I can scold." The stand-in is rigorous.
"Okay, fuck you." Lin Li's biggest advantage is that he can listen to other people's suggestions.
Stand-in: "...... It felt weird."
"It's normal that you can't use the "potato" to be seen by you, so let's use the "Lucky Gold Coins" and then fire, no matter how fast you run, you will kill your kid, right?" The Sword of Love appeared in Lin Li's hand, but then he took it back:
"Forget it, "Void Mode" is half an hour, it's a bit long, you can't use this to deal with you, forget it, I won't deal with you at all, anyway, no matter what, you're going to die, vassals, nothing."
Lin Li said with a smile.
And the shadow in the eyes of the stand-in is even deeper.
"Angry?" Lin Li tilted his head and asked in a mocking tone.
"When you say death, does it mean that if you kill me, you will also die?" Lin Li then asked, saying yes, but his tone was stating a fact that he was very sure of, "Retreat is also death, which means that you can be conscious and be abnormally in your hands, otherwise you will blacken my character."
How can a husband be depressed and live under others for a long time, and he has already done something damn abnormal. ”
"Gone." Seeing that Lin Li seemed to want to continue, the stand-in had already appeared in the forest in the next second, standing next to Quan, "You're right, it's time to start Plan B." ”
"You, no." The old rain of the mouse looked at the dying boiling sheep and sheep, said disdainfully, and then began to dig a hole in the ground and disappeared into the land.
"See you on the moon." The stand-in looked at the main body, and after saying this, he entered a state of invisibility.
"Here's the thermal imaging glasses, Lin Yangyang, for you." Pleasant Goat, who was half-kneeling on the ground, took out a pair of glasses at this time and handed them to Lin Li.
After many confirmations, the stand-in should have really left.
"I've been practicing for a year, how come I can't even beat a mouse?" Boiling Yangyang, who collapsed on the ground, covered in bruises, and never got up, closed his eyes and said numbly.
"Boiling sheep, it's not your fault, get up first." Lazy Sheep comforted.
"I don't want to get up, I don't want to face all this." Boiling Sheep shook his head in frustration.
"Get up, boiling sheep." Lin Li also said.
"Don't get up."
"Okay, then you'll be stoned to death by a meteor." Lin Li no longer persuaded.
"Smash to death...... Wait, what smashing!? Boiling Sheep opened his eyes violently and saw a huge candy-shaped spaceship close at hand, and Xi, Lazy, and Lin Yangyang were already standing a hundred meters away.
Boiling Sheep: "......"
He immediately got into the hole dug by the old rain.
"Boom-" The spaceship finally landed on the green grassland, and the 'candy' coat was peeled off, revealing the cabin inside.
With such a vision, other sheep in the village also arrived one after another.
"Hello everyone, it's time to witness the miracle again!" A voice came from inside, "The most handsome magic rabbit in the universe, Xiaole, is shining!" ”
A three-headed and six-armed 'monster' slowly walked out of the cabin, but Lin Li knew that this was a body transformed by magic.
Theoretically, according to the original plot, everyone in Sheep Village will be scared at this time.
But now, after the baptism of the tiger and tiger plot, this group of children is no longer a child-
Boiling Sheep Sheep just came out of the ground at this time, and after seeing the 'monster', he stepped forward without hesitation, charged a punch, and violently exploded one of the monster's heads.
"I can't beat rats and Yu Nian, can't I beat you alien monster!" Boiling sheep high-fives with fists.
"Ouch, ouch, pain, pain!" Xiaole immediately said in pain.
"It's definitely a trick for more than a year! Just kill it! A punch is not enough, Boiling Yang Yang clenched his fists and was about to go up again.
Xiaole: "? ”
Xiao Le didn't dare to shout in pain, isn't it, the folk customs of the earth sheep are so simple? I just came from the moon, and it's really a bit difficult to follow the local customs.
"Don't get me wrong, Boiling Sheep and Sheep, Yu Nian shouldn't be around, this monster should be related to the lunar eclipse that the village chief said before." Pleasant Goat hurriedly corrected.
"Can't be killed?"
"I can't."
Xiaole breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, there are still sensible sheep on the earth.
"Let's break my hands and feet first, I'm worried that he has special abilities like the rest of the year, and it will be very troublesome to deal with when the time comes." Pleasant Goat supplement.
"Well, that's exactly what I mean!"
Xiaole: "? ”
"Wait, wait, wait! That's not what I really look like! Xiaole immediately took out his magic wand and restored his identity and appearance as a rabbit.
"Rabbits? Lin Yangyang, is he the purpose of the rest of the year? Pleasant Goat noticed Xiaole's race and asked-The purpose of the group of people in the rest of the year is the zodiac, which Pleasant Goat and others have already speculated, after all, the other party did not hide it.
"It should be." Lin Li nodded.
"Did you come to Earth for anything?" So Pleasant Goat asked patiently.
"It's looking for someone to save our moon, our moon has been invaded by the bitter gourd king! The bitter gourd king has 100,000 melon soldiers, 2,000 space battleships, and the murderous super melon team, they invaded the moon a month ago, the bitter gourd king in order to bitter sweet city, carve up the world, relying on the super melon team, do all kinds of evil, the queen of the moon, is my sister, want me to come to the green grassland, looking for a savior with holy relics.
And the holy relic is the bell hanging on your chest, the Pleasant Goat Savior, save us from the moon. ”
"See you on the moon for more than a year, is that what it means......" Pleasant Goat heard this, he groaned, he looked at Lin Li, and saw Lin Li nodding to himself, so he said: "We will go, for the moon, but also for your safety."
Little music, but you have to make sure to stay in our sight at all times. ”
"Huh? Why? Xiaole was a little puzzled.
"You don't have to worry about it, but if you don't agree to this, I won't go to the moon." Pleasant Goat shook his head, too lazy to explain the childish little music.
"Promise! I promise! I promise to be there for you all the time! Pleasant Goat, when do you usually go to the toilet, let's determine the time for each other...... Also, where am I going to sleep tonight......"
"Without further ado, let's go now." Pleasant Goat interrupted Xiaole's noise and said.
"Now?" Xiaole was a little surprised.
"Isn't it your moon that you want to save? Aren't you in a hurry? Pleasant Goat asked in a tone of no waves.
"Ah good, what then, thank you!" Xiaole was stunned for a moment, but just said.
Lin Li looked at this scene and sighed slightly.
After the tiger and the tiger were vigorous, Lin Li could no longer see the childishness from the Pleasant Goat and the Boiling Goat, so there seemed to be a barrier between them and Xiaole.
"The night is long and dreams are indeed many, and this kid is not only handsome and cool, but also very smart and clever, and is a very terrifying opponent, the longer the time drags on, the more unfavorable it is for us." Lin Li also added.
"Okay, let's get on the ship."
The anomaly was revealed immediately, in fact, some people in the comment area guessed that this copy was also about to end.
(End of chapter)