"That guy is probably doing radio gymnastics happily now, moving his muscles and bones, and waiting to rule the world." The stand-in was a little self-defeating, throwing himself into the pieces of the ground, and his tone was a little dead.

"So, the Holy Lord has always been in a statue state before, no wonder I have never met him, and I thought he also knew how to forbear." Lin Li heard the words and whispered to himself.

But does Lin Li regret killing Old Rain now? No, Lin Li even considered this possibility early, but he always had to face it, and it was almost the same.

"I'm sick of it, I'm sick of it! Those two stupid rabbits, what a damn thing! The little hope I had for myself was completely lost.

I don't know if the monkeys who have become like your forest sheep can kill them and help me avenge them. ”

The stand-in crushes the stones in his hand.

Lin Li raised his eyebrows slightly, took out the communicator, and reminded the Pleasant Goat.

"Are you talking about the Lin Yangyang who came up and said 'I'm stupid*' for some reason? We've been beaten and arrested. Pleasant Goat said.

"Oh no, why do I believe anything I say about this monkey?" The stand-in on the opposite side patted his head, as if he was very remorseful.

Lin Li: "......"

Don't worry anymore.

Then he asked, "Are you designing the Holy Lord?" You can't be for my own body, you can only live for yourself, so-you want the Tiger Charm to take effect on you permanently? ”

"It's easy to talk to yourself, I can't sit still, can I? It doesn't matter if it's bad or not, it's bound to be the same for you. The stand-in squinted at Lin Li, "But now that the Holy Lord is alive, there is no point." ”

Without waiting for Lin Li to continue asking, he just met a look, and the stand-in continued to speak:

"I'm still a fart riddler, my life is going to be gone, so I'll act as your "intelligence machine" today."

The stand-in sighed, got up and spread his hands, and began to elaborate:

"Unlike "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", the reason why the twelve spells of the Holy Lord in this world were differentiated from the body was not because of any accident, but because the Holy Lord took the initiative to give them these creatures after making a deal with them.

Without the charm of the zodiac carrier, after the Holy Lord comes to life, he can recover his energy by touching.

But after the deal is reached, even if he has the zodiac ability of the carrier, the Holy Lord can take it back independently, and there is no need to touch it, so once it is the Year of the Goat, as long as he has a thought, the power of the tiger charm will return to his body.

You also know that the Tiger Talisman is extremely important to balance the other eleven talismans, so it is impossible for the Holy Lord to put it by my side forever, even if I am well-behaved and obedient in front of him, I will still die.

If I want to live, I can only try to leave the Tiger Charm with me completely without him realizing it. ”

When the stand-in said this, his eyes glanced at Lin Li more.

And Lin Li, who was always observing the stand-in, naturally discovered this, and Lin Li, who was very aware of his micro-expression, immediately squinted his eyes slightly - I am afraid that the stand-in still has some secrets hidden and has not told himself.

"What about the stand-in for the good face? Where is he? Lin Li asked.

"Is it difficult to deal with a virginized person?" Faced with this problem, the stand-in casually spread his hands, and it didn't seem to matter at all.

"You don't know how hypocritical you or I are, a waste person who is bound by a sense of justice and emotion, you don't need to do anything to deal with him, you just need to casually wrap the lives of other creatures, and he will be obediently imprisoned, you say it's ridiculous."

The stand-in made no secret of the mockery in his tone, obviously looking down on the other stand-in.

Extreme goodness, but imprisoned himself.

"It's ridiculous that I'm locked up with myself." Lin Li raised his eyebrows.

"But after the Tiger Charm is used, how can my consciousness still exist?" Lin Li asked.

"I really envy you, Lin Li," the stand-in paused word by word, "You don't know what kind of person you are, a mere tiger charm, if it can destroy or split your consciousness, it will be really ridiculous." ”

"What kind of person am I?" Lin Li asked.

"You're Lin Li!"

The stand-in said with a smile, "I like an extreme point of view of the audience of "One Piece", fuck your grassroots counterattack and rise to become One Piece, Lao Tzu is not a mediocre rubber fruit ability, Lin Li, I have the form of the Fruit of the People, the Phantom Beast Seed Neil!" ”

"By virtue of my inferior divine personage?"

"What kind of garbage is an inferior god, but it's just a waste, I'm still a superior god." The stand-in played with his fingers and said absentmindedly.

"So what background identity do I have? You seem to know more than I do. Lin Li frowned, he naturally understood what the stand-in was talking about in the yin and yang weirdness of One Piece, and what identity he seemed to have.

The stand-in said so, and Kemi said so, but he didn't know anything.

"You're a Young Pioneer." The stand-in has a weird smile.

"If you want to say that, I'm a total of ten years. Members of the Youth League. For 'himself' mixed up, Lin Li expressed calmness.

I have to endure my own cheapness.

"Disrespectful, disrespectful." The stand-in clasped his fists, and then said with a smile:

"My dear Lin Yangyang, in fact, you can see it, I don't really want to be your enemy, the only useless effort I made was against the Holy Lord's side, as for your side, I never had the hope of killing you, so let's not interfere with the river water in the well, let me enjoy the rest of my life, how about it?"

"Now you know how to say good things? I can't see it, and you've been provoking me all along. Lin Li just sneered at this.

"You can see it." The stand-in shook his head, "You know a long time ago, I'm just talking cruelly, but if I try my best to disgust you, of course I will lose and I will definitely die, but you will also be disgusted by me."

You have to be confident that you will only be left with the evil side, and although there are no props, after mastering the seven charms, you are not pure waste. ”

"What about seeing it? In my understanding, it's just that you don't want to push me into a hurry and end your consciousness early. And in any case, I would rather let the prop of "professional stand-in" come back to me than you, and I have no possibility of negotiating with you.

I'm not going to use "potatoes" for you, or try any other items. Lin Li shook his head, blocking the possible follow-up of the stand-in.

"I know I can't change my opinion, I'm just saying, let's all be clear about each other." For Lin Li's refusal, the stand-in accepted this very calmly, without a little emotional fluctuation, as if it had been expected.

"Do you have any questions? I can help you out. The stand-in asked very kindly.

"What about dogs? What about the dog that represents immortality? How I've never seen him. ”

"There are no dogs," the stand-in shook his head, "the Holy Lord is very steady, and he is not willing to divide the ability of immortality, but chooses to keep it in his body to ensure that he will be the ultimate victor."

After all, for the Holy Lord, if the flesh dies, it will be very troublesome.

I'm annoyed, if the Holy Lord could die, I would have been a second or fifth boy a long time ago, Holy Lord? After death, I am the true Lord! ”

"What is the content of the detailed transaction? If the rat never dies, then the Holy Lord will never be resurrected? ”

According to their descriptions, the five zodiac signs, summoning the Holy Lord with blood and magic circles, made a trade, obtained his spell ability, and could take revenge on the other seven zodiac signs, but after the revenge is completed, the five zodiac signs will "accept" the Holy Lord and let him enter this world.

Among them, if they die early, they will be "accepted" early.

This "acceptance" can be regarded as a recognition of the Heavenly Dao, these aborigines allowed him to come to this world, and the Holy Lord had the ticket to rule here "reasonably", and would not exclude him in the dark.

In addition, a warm reminder that this "Heavenly Dao" is also a copy of the classic god-like existence, and the booklet that records the way to summon the Holy Lord can also be regarded as what they obtained from God. ”

"You've met Him?" Lin Li immediately asked.

Otherwise, there's no reason to seem to know a lot of information that you don't know.

"Yes, but don't ask, I won't say." The stand-in readily admitted, but shook his head.

"Reasonable." Lin Li was not irritable, ignored God, and asked calmly, "They are from the future, right?" How did it come about? From the confession of the old rain, it seems that it was not through the rabbit charm? ”

"Do you remember the plot of "Pleasant Goat" in the Year of the Goat?" The stand-in asked rhetorically, and without waiting for Lin Li to answer, he continued:

In this theatrical version, the protagonists, through the way of time cameras, return to ancient times and develop the story.

The zodiac signs know that there will be no more stories of their own in the coming years, and it is in the year of the Goat that the gods of this world come down to them and tell them the news.

So the emotions of jealousy and unwillingness began to burn surging in their minds, and it was no longer enough to destroy the seven zodiac signs alone, they also had to destroy the past and destroy all the zodiac stories, so they designed to take away the time camera in the Year of the Goat, and through it, returned to the Year of the Ox and summoned the Holy Lord.

But you don't have to worry about the time camera being used again, because when it is used, it will be damaged and will bring sequelae, not only me and you will time jump, but also them. ”

Speaking of which, the stand-in seemed amused, and continued:

"The reason why the time camera is damaged is probably because you have come to this world, with you and the system, how can time be allowed to play with it at will."

I see, that's why the copy says it's "a trip of memory"? It's a memory for me, and it's a memory for all the zodiac signs. Lin Li nodded.

When the time comes, the pineapple battle treasure will automatically disintegrate.

Facing Lin Li's vigilant gaze, the stand-in didn't make any waves, he stood up and waved his hand: "Don't play, I said, I won't stop you anymore, and I won't help you." I'm going to enjoy the last life, Lin Yangyang, Lin Yangyang, you should have thought many times, if life is only short at the end, what will you do? Guess what I'll do? ”

"Hand rush." Lin Li replied.

The stand-in didn't walk steadily when he heard this, and fell directly to the ground, he turned his head a little annoyed: "You fart!" We're not so vulgar! ”

"I said I wanted to drink pour-over coffee." Lin Li forcibly defended, and after scratching his head, he couldn't help but ask, "Really not rushing?" ”

"Hehe, get out, I'm going to the dock to order fries on the hour, farewell, the Holy Lord and you, I won't wait, I wish you a happy confrontation, young birds, Quanhou, go back to Earth." The stand-in pinched a pair of wings for himself, and then, at a very fast speed, disappeared in front of Lin Li.

After confirming the safety of the Pleasant Goat's side again, after digesting the information in the conversation, Lin Li carried a steel rod and Pai Daxing raised his mouth, and the two walked side by side into the bitter gourd base.

Dozens of minutes later, the bitter gourd base collapsed, and the mourning melons were everywhere.

Big Big Wolf: "Lin Yangyang, have you forgotten that I'm still on it!" ”

……

After the lunar crisis was resolved in a violent manner, Lin Li and the others returned to Yangcun by taking the bitter gourd battleship.

Patrick was very comfortable this time, because the bitter gourd battleship was too bitter, and he really didn't like to eat it.

"So, Lin Yangyang, do you mean that our opponent is our zodiac friend and an alien monster named the Holy Lord?"

On the way, after Lin Li, Pleasant Goat and others explained the situation, Pleasant Goat asked.

"Yes." Lin Li nodded.

"But why choose revenge? Obviously, you can discuss it with us, there will always be a story......" Pleasant Goat was a little disappointed when he heard this, "There is no need to become like this." ”

But because the box office is not enough, there will be no more stories after all.

Many children who are waiting for "Happy Ash" to come out with their own zodiac stories can't wait any longer.

But Lin Li didn't say anything, but looked at his system panel, the main quest (2/3), when chatting with the stand-in, had already been completed.

【You have completed the main quest (2/3), and you have obtained [Mystery Gift 2]*1.] 】

[Main Quest (3/3): Prevent the Holy Lord from ruling the world]

【Quest Hint: Reverse】

【Reward: [Mystic Gift 3]*1]

[Mystic Gift 3: Choose one of the following four abilities to obtain.]

"Monkey": Can be used once every three days, can transform into any animal, the duration is limited to 6 hours, and when it becomes an animal, the ability value is limited to the average value of the animal.

"Chicken": It can be used once every three days, and can master the power of levitation, with a maximum duration of three hours, so that you can change the gravity of people and things around you.

"Dog": Can be used once every three days, during which time it cannot die, and the duration is limited to half an hour, but the pain remains the same.

"Pig": Can be used once every three days, master the electric eye, the attack range is unlimited, and the attack power will not decrease with the distance, and the duration is limited to three hours. 】

Unlike the previous [Mystery Gift], this time the reward directly shows the content.

Naturally, the conditions for opening were met.

Lin Li looked at the previous two mission rewards.

[Mystic Gift 1: Choose one of the following four abilities to obtain.]

"Rat": Can be used once every three days to give vitality and life to inorganic dead objects, and make them obey you, with a maximum duration of half an hour.

"Cow": Can be used once every three days, during which time the strength becomes 1000% and a large number of muscles can be grown, with a maximum duration of three hours.

"Tiger": It can be used once every three days to divide the existence of non-divine creatures into two consciousnesses, good and evil, the upper duration of the living creature consciousness is one to five minutes, and the upper limit is six hours, and it can be used to find the broken part of the broken object.

"Rabbit": Can be used once every three days, during which the speed becomes 1000% of the original speed, and the duration is capped at half an hour. 】

[Mystic Gift 2: Choose one of the following four abilities to obtain.]

"Dragon": Can be used once every three days, wielding the power of an extremely powerful fire explosion, with a maximum duration of three hours, and can only be issued through the palm of the hand.

"Snake": It can be used once every three days, and it can master the power of invisibility, which can make itself and the surrounding small area of characters invisible simultaneously, with a maximum duration of six hours, and it is impossible to conceal the heat and physical existence.

"Horse": It can be used once every three days, the palm of the hand has the power of healing, it can heal the damage caused by external forces, the time it takes to heal depends on the degree of the injury, and any external injury can be healed in half an hour, and the duration is up to one hour.

"Sheep": Can be used once every three days, can be used to go out of the body and enter dreams, or it can occupy a soulless body, with a maximum duration of 12 hours. 】

"It turned out that I didn't think it was three out of four abilities, but three out of twelve."

"Damn, I want them all, why do I have to make a choice when I'm an adult?"

Lin Li's choice difficulty came out.

The abilities of the twelve charms are not weak, although the abilities that appear are weakened compared to the original charms, but from the panel, they are still quite useful.

"Let's keep it for now, when you desperately need a certain ability, and then turn it on, this is the most suitable choice, and now the choice doesn't seem to make much sense." Lin Li came to a conclusion.

The most important thing now is to deal with the Holy Lord.

Lin Li frowned slightly.

One of the biggest headaches is that the Lord does not die.

He now has a dog charm in his body, and the stand-in also said that as long as he wants, he can immediately withdraw the ability of the twelve charms, that is to say, in this copy, what he has to deal with is a full state, and the holy master with all the charms in place.

In "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", the holy lord has actually been deflated for a long time, and that's because Jackie Chan still has a father to help.

Daddy knows everything, the Holy Lord finally collected the twelve charms, Daddy, he took a puffer fish and extracted all the spell abilities, Jackie Chan has an invincible buff in the furniture city, in this case, how does the Holy Lord play?

But he doesn't have a father, no Jackie Chan, and no furniture city.

"Even in the original book, the worst time of the Holy Lord is that only the soul remains, and there is no real death.

I'm afraid that's what the quest quest told me, and in addition to killing this option, the expulsion is also complete. ”

"But I don't know how to get rid of the Holy Lord now."

"Reverse? What does it mean to be reverse. "The hint of the completion of the task, Lin Li's interpretation is not very successful.

"Oh my God, is that huge creature the Holy Lord in your mouth? That's too big, isn't it? Pleasant Goat suddenly spoke, attracting Lin Li's attention.

The battleship had already flown to Earth, and the scenery on the horizon had changed to the sky of the green grassland, and it was on the way to land at high speed.

Lin Li came to the window where the Pleasant Goat was lying on his stomach.

At the gate of the green grassland, the Holy Lord easily twisted the iron door according to his own intentions, and he raised his head, his scarlet glowing eyes, just looking at him.

"Little things."

The Holy Lord of the Glory is not something that Lin Li can beat.

(End of chapter)