Family, who knows?

Lin Li won, but he didn't know why, he always felt as if he hadn't won.

Or rather...... It's better not to win.

The mood of his three companions seemed to be similar at this time: Tom began to pretend to sleep, Jerry retracted his pocket, and Chopper pulled his hat down, completely covering his face, hiding on the edge of the field, muttering "I don't know this pink creature", "I don't know this creature at all".

- It seems that everyone feels a little ashamed.

The audience, who had been enthusiastic from beginning to end, did not react at the first time as if there was a problem with the set program, and it was not until the referee announced the result for a long time that the applause and cheers were belated.

Lin Li's vision was obscured as Patrick jumped high, wanting to give Lin Li a warm hug.

After all, Lin Li asked for this.

reacted, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he took advantage of this opportunity to vent his anger, so he squinted his eyes, manifested his steel rod, flipped it and then forced, the sound of breaking the air flickered, and the steel rod directly penetrated Patrick Star's head horizontally.

Patrick still maintained the hugging movement, and at this time, his eyes moved left and right, a little puzzled: "Lin Li, what are you doing?" ”

The two little green balls flew out directly with this blow, and seeing this scene, Lin Li threw Patrick Star, who was hanging on his steel rod, back to the ground.

"Put your pants on." Lin Li said numbly.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Pai Daxing rubbed his cheeks, "Lin Li, let me tell you, I don't know why just now, everyone's voices suddenly became very small, I thought I was very sick and was going to die, but I didn't expect to be better now, you must be the best doctor in the world!" ”

"Uh-huh, go back and keep fighting." Lin Li is not good at evaluation, and waves like flies.

Patrick then returned to the battlefield and waved to the surrounding audience.

"Next one, Coconut Eggtree." Arai Ichigo released his second Pokémon.

The coconut egg tree in front of him does not have a slender neck, it should be grass and superpower attributes, Lin Li remembers that the coconut egg tree in the Alola region has a slender neck and tail, and the attributes are actually grass and dragons.

"Coconut Egg Tree, Stampede."

Hearing the order, the Coconut Egg Tree immediately rushed towards Patrick with heavy steps.

"Patrick, get out of the way."

"If you don't say it, I know!! Help me! Patrick turned his back and began to run away, screaming as he ran, but the speed was too slow, and the coconut egg tree easily chased after him, so—

"Da-da-da-" The Coconut Egg Tree did a tap dance on Patrick's body.

"It hurts, it hurts." The venue resounded with the trampling of coconut egg trees and the howl of Patrick.

When the dust and smoke cleared, the coconut egg tree stopped attacking slightly, and Patrick, who had not dodged at all, completely sank into the earth.

"Poof!"

Patrick struggled to lift his upper body out of the ground, but his facial features were still stuck to the ground, so he had to put them back on his face one by one.

"Hey! Big guys, hello no quality! After Patrick got up, he crossed his waist and scolded the coconut egg tree.

The coconut egg tree did not react until the order of Arai Shiwei began to continue to trample again.

"Don't think you can trample me to death!" The stubborn Patrick never admits defeat, and he hasn't been beaten to beg for mercy like the Holy Lord, "You may be able to trample Patrick to death!" But you will never be able to trample on the proud soul of my heart! ”

"Hey, buddy, why don't you step on the forest, don't step on me." When he looked up and was stepped on again countless times, Patrick sincerely suggested.

"Shut up, Patrick, use your iron ass!" Happily watched Paida's stampede happen for a long time, and it wasn't until Paidaxing was about to set himself on fire that Lin Li remembered that he still needed to command, so he said.

Hearing this, Patrick turned his back and exerted his body again, of course, this time not excreting, but in the next instant, his ass instantly turned into hard steel.

This is Patrick's trick to defeat a strong man in an undersea fighting match!

The coconut egg tree did not expect this change, and was shocked by the force of the steel rebounding back to the ground and fell to the ground.

"The stampede of the coconut egg tree caused a lot of damage to Paida, but Kameda Linli still has a lot of experience in fighting, and Paidashi used ...... Steel Tail, successfully counterattacked to the coconut egg tree! The narrator carefully analyzes the situation.

"But the current situation, it doesn't seem to be very friendly to Pai Daxing, the coconut egg tree is very large, and it has three faces, Pai Daxing's Taishan overpowering trick, I'm afraid it won't work very well, it can only be evil...... Unconscious with a face, right? ”

Commentary: You mean to say disgusting, right?

"Coconut Egg Tree, Hypnosis."

Pink ripples emanate from the coconut eggs of the coconut egg tree.

Patrick's tongue immediately hung in his mouth, and he turned into big and small eyes, and he looked like he had no brains—even though he didn't usually have one.

"Patrick, SpongeBob SquarePants is playing with you." Lin Li frowned, and then said in a general manner.

"Where?!" Patrick immediately returned to his usual state.

Arai Ichiwei, who was just about to launch another attack, couldn't help frowning, was immune?

"Distance yourself and consume this guy with fried eggs." Arai had no choice but to say.

Hearing this, the Coconut Egg Tree immediately ran to the edge of the white line of the field, and then a large number of white eggs rushed towards Patrick.

Lin Li no longer intends to command the big star to dodge, there is no point, there is no way to dodge at all.

But Lin Li had already realized one thing, for outrageous partners, it didn't seem to make sense to command in a normal way? So—

"Patrick, do you want to try eating the fried egg on the other side?"

"Ahh

"Bumper Bumper Bumper!!" A dull explosion kept coming out of Patrick's mouth, causing Patrick to burp incessantly, but he still happily raised his hand: "Hey, it's still Jumping Candy, can you have some more?!" I love this! ”

Although Arai didn't understand what Pai Daishi was saying, he felt the smell of provocation.

"Coconut egg tree, parasitic seed!" "Patrick, can you eat it?"

"Coconut Egg Tree, Seed Fried Egg!" "Patrick, eat?"

"Coconut Egg Tree, Seed Machine Gun!" "Patrick, eat!"

"Coconut Egg Tree, Psychic Attack!" "Patrick, eat! Yes? Can't eat this? Then take the brain out. ”

"Coconut Egg Tree, Sacrifice Your Life to Collide!" "Patrick, if you do this, you can get beaten yourself, you can't hide anyway."

……

Lin Li gradually understood everything, Pai Daxing used it like this, and his tone became more and more firm.

The coconut egg tree on the opposite side was already out of breath, and all three faces showed exhaustion.

Patrick, who had just been smashed into a pulp, returned to his original state, and shouted to the coconut egg tree with some unhappiness: "Can you give me a little more to eat, don't bump around again." ”

"Patrick, if you don't give the coconut egg tree, how about we go and get it ourselves? Doesn't he still have three eggs on him? Lin Li said with a smile.

"Oh! All right! Patrick cheered.

In the next second, Lin Li found that Patrick had appeared behind the coconut egg tree, and directly sucked the three heads of the coconut egg tree into his stomach.

Having lost its three heads, the coconut egg tree stiffened in place.

"Hey, buddy, can you give me a few more eggs? Thank you. Patrick poked the coconut palm tree's body and asked politely.

With such a poke, the coconut egg tree fell straight to the ground.

"The Coconut Egg Tree has lost its ability to fight, and the victor is still - Patrick!"

"Teleporting and using parasitism, Patrick managed to defeat the Coconut Eggtree! It's so exciting, it's so exciting! "Commentary is commentary, and you can also use the skills of the Pokémon world to understand Paistar's behavior.

"Faced with this situation, what should Arai do about it? Then there is only one last Pokémon left, and Patrick's condition seems to be pretty good, is there a chance that he will turn the tables? ”

"Arai Ichiwei has released the last Pokémon he chose, it's Big Tongue!"

"Big tongue, strong whipping!" Arai said.

Lin Limo rubbed his chin and watched as the pink tongue several meters long began to whip Pai Daxing's body, he had already thought of a wonderful way to deal with it-

"PATRICK, AND BIG TONGUE FOR A LONG FRENCH WET WEN!" Lin Li said.

Patrick: "? ”

But an order is an order, looking at the tongue that was pumping at him again, Pai Daxing pouted 'reluctantly', and Q on the tongue of the big tongue.

Where has the big tongue seen this kind of battle, at the first moment of touching, he inexplicably felt extremely disgusted, and immediately withdrew his tongue, but Patrick did not let go, and the result was that Patrick's whole person was also taken over.

"Bump!" Patrick and Big Tongue were bumped into his arms by the big star he was brought over.

Patrick was able to grab Big Tongue's cheek better and not let her or him or it move.

"Dear! Ruthless pro! Lin Li didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement, and urged.

"Boom, Mmmm

The face of the big tongue began to turn purple.

……

The big tongue spit out, really spit out, dizzy, he staggered out of the playing field, and was considered to have abstained.

"For a moment I felt the presence of love, but it quickly left me." In the cheers after the silence on the field, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and Pai Daxing looked up at the sky and said melancholy.

Our Patrick seems to have grown up.

"Patrick's control of Venom is simply amazing! The winner of this battle is Kameda Rinri! He made the cut! "Arai Ichibei's three Pokémon have all lost their ability to fight, and the referee announces the result of the match without suspense.

Arai Ichiwei glanced at Lin Li, and then stared at the melancholy Patrick for a long time, and finally didn't say anything, just shook his head, and turned around and left the arena, like the previous contestants, he couldn't see the joy and sorrow.

"Good job, Pai Daxing, and continue to work hard in the next games." Lin Li stepped forward, patted Pai Daxing's head, and led him back to the lounge upstairs.

Next, he planned to send only Patrick, and Tom Jerry kept it as his hole card first.

Although they really want to be in the limelight, they are still relatively obedient and will not complain about anything, let alone plan to sneak on the field and then be knocked unconscious by Lin Li with a steel rod.

"Lin Li, can you do me a favor?" Patrick asked in a deep voice.

"What's the busy?"

"Can you help me get the contact information of that pink creature called Big Tongue?" Patrick asked, a little hesitantly.

Lin Li: "......"

"You should have reproductive isolation, don't think about it." The corners of Lin Li's eyes twitched slightly.

I seem to have ordered some amazing mandarin duck spectrum.

"Lin Li, you don't know what love is at all!" Patrick was a little angry, "We're all pink, we're a natural pair!" ”

But after he found that after he said this, Lin Li was silent.

Then Lin Li responded in a sad tone: "His grandmother's, since I met Mickey Mouse, my life still has a chance to understand love?" ”

Although Patrick didn't understand, he patted Lin Li's shoulder comfortingly.

At this time, Tom, who didn't know why there was a big bag of steel rods on his head, came here, poked Pai Daxing's shoulder, and led him to the computer, and Lin Li followed curiously.

Only then did he realize that Tom didn't know when he retrieved the information about the big tongue.

The important information is only one word, in the gender column: "male".

"Do you still need contact information?" Lin Li suddenly didn't feel sad, and happily turned his head to ask Patrick.

"I've got something to go downstairs for." Patrick didn't say much, he turned around and went downstairs, his back gloomy.

Patrick didn't take the stairs or use the elevator.

……

Because the scale of the competition is not large, the schedule is very tight, and there are many winners, so the competition will continue in the afternoon.

But Lin Li, who has mastered the use of Patrick, has a green light all the way.

Patrick couldn't die, so although most of the attacks could hurt him, they recovered in the next second with his thoughts, and the setting of this point was a little different from Tom Jerry, Lin Li didn't even feel that Patrick would consume his physical strength by doing so.

At this point, Patrick is almost invincible.

In addition, Lin Li found that Patrick's nails, armpits, belly buttons, and any other places that can hide dirt and dirt are huge toxins for the Pokémon in this world - under the detailed picture in "SpongeBob SquarePants", how disgusting it is shown, how poisonous it is to the Pokémon.

These are extremely powerful weapons, and Lin Li is gradually using them freely, but if you have a stomach, you can't explain the strength of the faction.

Most of the Pokémon that have fought Patrick have failed by being so disgusted that they vomit until they faint.

And now, the narrator has become more and more fluid in explaining Pai's battles, and he won't get stuck - the narrator has also changed into the shape of Pai Daxing.

At the end of the day, even those contestants who have been expressionless all the time will inevitably twitch the corners of their mouths when they meet Patrick, because they can't deal with this guy at all.

By the way, I also paid more attention to Lin Li.

……

"It's the final in the evening." Lin Li, who successfully advanced again, took his partners to eat and drink in the old fake market.

"Although we have won all the way, the weirdness has become more obvious after the experience of the day." Lin Li sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows of the store, looked at the pedestrians on the road, and muttered to himself, "It always feels like the world is not real, except for the contestants, everyone maintains endless enthusiasm?" ”

Even eating doesn't cost money, and Patrick is ecstatic.

"And, according to the nature of the dungeon, I should have met the protagonist group as soon as possible, but until now, I haven't seen Ash, or even a Pokémon that may belong to him."

"The city is also completely unfamiliar and definitely problematic." Lin Li always felt that something bad would happen.

This place should not be stayed for long.

……

Inside the brightly lit venue. The enthusiasm of the crowd was undiminished, cheering Lin Li and his opponent's entry.

"Ahh Who should be awarded the title of the strongest young trainer in our old fake market? Is it Kameda Forest, who swept all the way with Patrick Daishi, or the exquisite Miyauchi Ryoichi who is controlled by a flying mantis with one hand!

The answer will soon be revealed in the next battle! ”

Lin Li sent Pai Daxing, and Ryoichi Miyauchi was the first to release the Flying Mantis.

Facing the flying mantis in the air, although Patrick Star can't fly, Lin Li has a way: "Pai Daxing, use the Crystal Meteor Hammer to drive it down and let it fly!" ”

Hearing this, Patrick began to shake his head skillfully, and a huge ball of snot spun like a meteor hammer.

The Crystal Meteor Hammer is just a name that Lin Li made up in order to make his battle orders more elegant, otherwise he will talk about and pee all day long, even if others can't understand it, it's not appropriate.

"Shadow clones."

"Then go through it all and use the exhaustive method." Lin Li was in no hurry.

"Move at high speed, get close to Patrick, don't cut him with a scythe, hit him with your body, try to knock him out of the field entirely." Miyauchi Ryoichi said unhurriedly.

Obviously, in the absence of any uncertainty about how to beat Patrick, all he could do was use the rules of the game to expel him.

"Patrick, we're shadow clones too." There are many opponents who want to do this, but Lin Li has a way.

Patrick pulled out a piece of meat from himself, and in the next second, the piece of meat turned into a mini Patrick, and Patrick concocted more than a dozen small Patrick stars in the same way.

"Everybody help me block it." Patrick said to his 'sons'.

The big stars of the small faction nodded firmly when they heard this, and then turned their heads to look at the menacing Flying Mantis.

- The next second, they all ran away.

"Patrick is unbelievable." In this situation, Patrick said, "I don't like Patrick anymore." ”

In the next second, he was knocked out of the field, stirring up a puff of dust and smoke, but before he could feel joy, Patrick's voice sounded behind the Flying Mantis again.

I saw Patrick standing behind him, and there was nothing in the dust and smoke that had dispersed.

"Stand-in! It's a stand-in again! Patrick's stand-in is really superb! The narrator is used to this image.

"Patrick, give him the final blow with the law of the Dark Forest!"

Patrick raised his hand, revealing the dark forest under his armpits, and leaned over the Flying Mantis.

A substantial brown smell permeated from the forest to the tip of the nose of the flying mantis.

"The Flying Mantis has lost its ability to fight, I have a hunch, Kameda Lin Li, it is very likely that a Pai Da Star will kill our challenge, such a player, in the future, our city, maybe one day will be renamed Kameda City!"

The reason why the commentary says this is that there is a precedent for the city to change its name - Zhenxin Town was not called Zhenxin Town before, but because there was a well-known trainer with the surname Zhenxin in the town.

It's a privilege.

"What Pokémon will Ryoichi Miyauchi choose to deal with?"

Ryoichi Miyauchi pulled out a Poké Ball, but instead of throwing it out, he paused and looked up at the sky.

Lin Li hesitated, and the black shadow covered the moonlight around him, covering his body.

Lin Li raised his head and looked at the sky dome of the venue.

A black silhouette with huge wings stands on the top of the gym, covering the sky and the moon.

"Z-" A very harsh voice suddenly came from the radio,

When Lin Li looked at the display screen showing the commentary seat, his pupils shrank - the original unlock had collapsed beside him, and he didn't know where he was, and now he was sitting by a person wearing a hat.

The hat is red and white.

It's Ash.

The figure looked up, revealing his resolute face, which was no longer a teenager, but already a young man, staring at everyone in the venue.

At the beginning of the month, ask for a monthly pass

(End of chapter)