391. Poop Superman is poop, but also superman

Time goes back to three minutes ago, on the Marvel Fortress side.

"Game on!"

"Why did the other universe send out that little girl, so I don't dare to transform, I'm afraid that Hulk will fall in love and use you to borrow flowers and offer Buddha." Dr. Banner said as he looked at the 'little' girl down there, with some palpitations.

"It's okay, let's go according to the plan first, Dr. Banner, and you'll do it yourself." Spider-Man swung out of the fortress and crawled along the outer walls of the fortress in response.

And Ant-Man nodded, and his body had begun to expand in place, gradually filling up all the space inside the fortress.

"Mr. Scott, are you alright? Wouldn't that be uncomfortable? Spider-Man on the outside began to use spider silk to completely seal the remaining fragmented space, and said with concern.

"To be honest, it's all twisted, it's not good at all." Ant-Man's voice came out of it in a dull voice, "But this plan I was originally determined to die, so it doesn't matter, Parker, don't worry about continuing to block, and I'm not so fragile, it's no problem to hold on for a while." ”

The tactics on Marvel's side are simple and crude.

Since the siege requires boarding the fortress, it is enough to completely block the internal space of the fortress, first let Ant-Man completely occupy most of the space, and then let Spider-Man use the spider silk strengthened by Iron Man to add an additional layer of protection.

The space is gone, so let's talk about thirty seconds.

The original intention of the Hulk was that when the two of them were working, he went directly to harass Shileng's siege group, but now that there is Nezha on the opposite side, he is afraid that it will have the opposite effect, so he has put it on hold for the time being.

After applying layer after layer of insurance, and the spider silk was almost exhausted, Peter Parker habitually wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Peter remembered another Peter Parker he had seen before, who was able to generate spider silk on his own, though Peter suspected that his spider silk might be able to be launched from anywhere other than his wrist.

Although he had told himself that it was not possible, Peter felt that he was too shy to speak.

It can only be said that the physique between Spider-Man and Spider-Man is also slightly different.

Wait, I'm distracted again! Almost forgetting what he was doing, Spider-Man slapped his head and immediately looked down at the fortress to observe what his opponents were doing now.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, look at it......

Spider-Man: "? ”

The three-man siege group of Shileng did not approach the fortress, but stayed in place.

When he was able to move, Lin Li took out the portable toilet that had been placed in the "back space" in advance at noon and put it on the ground.

Lin Li and Poop Superman glanced at each other and nodded to each other.

Poop Superman first prayed religiously, and then carefully wiped every detail of the toilet seat with a tissue, so that his figure could be reflected on the toilet seat.

Then he slowly took off his pants and sat down on them in public, with his waist bent and his fingers crossed on his thighs, in a posture like a melancholy thinker.

"Hmm!" Superman snorted, his forehead was bruised, and fine goosebumps began to appear all over his body.

He's going to start!

"Come on! Superman! Come on! Superman! Nezha turned into a cheerleader at this time, dancing and cheerleading, but the flower balls in the hands of ordinary cheerleaders turned into two packs of pumping paper when they arrived at Nezha, and their noses were stuffed with cotton.

If you don't stuff cotton, it's easy to stink to death.

"I'm going to go to the toilet by myself from today, Mom and Dad, don't underestimate me~~" Lin Li was also encouraging Poop Superman on the side.

"I'm trying!" Poop Superman said through gritted teeth.

Lin Li turned his head, and although Iron Man and the others on the opposite side had already knelt down, they started a long-range attack, but they had their own arrangements, and it was not a big problem.

But this side needs to be hurried up as well.

"Poop Superman, there's not much time left for you, you know, if you can't pull it out yourself, this, I can only help you pull it." Lin Li smiled slightly, and Nezha on the side was ready to go.

Cheerleading can move your arms, and when you hug your uncle later, you can use more strength!

This is also the purpose of Lin Li to bring Nezha.

"No, no, Lin Li, wait, give me some more time!" The stool superman's pupils were shaken, and the memory of being hugged by Nezha yesterday, to be honest, I don't remember it very clearly - because my soul came out with at that time, one came out from above, and one came out from below.

This way of going to the toilet is simply an insult to the toilet! Poop Superman never wants to have such an experience again in his life!

"Give you a million, get out of my ass, now, right away!" Poop Superman frowned, turned his head slightly, and shouted in the direction of his ass, "There is a lot of shit that I want to keep in my body, but no shit has succeeded in doing it, let's say, cash or check, anyway, I can't give you love." ”

Looking at the poop superman who suddenly became a domineering president, the corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly, but it was okay and acceptable.

Ten cold worlds, anything can be understood.

He was not nameless, and Lin Li felt that he would never be shocked again.

So his eyes locked on the opposite side, as long as Li Jing showed signs of being unable to parry, Lin Li would let Nezha make a strong move.

"That ......," a voice came from behind him.

Lin Li turned his head and saw Spider-Man who was stuck on the wall of the fortress with a confused face, he scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and asked: "Lin Li, although we are opponents, can you ask, what are you doing now?" ”

Lin Li looked at Spider-Man with some surprise, not understanding why he asked this kind of question: "Parker, generally speaking, the toilet can only be used to go to the toilet, so of course we are going to the toilet, don't you know?" ”

"Uh...... No, no, no, that's not what I mean, I mean, isn't it appropriate for you to go to the toilet now? Spider-Man quickly explained.

"It's even more inappropriate to hold back, isn't it?" Lin Li thought for a while and said.

Spider-Man: "......"

It makes sense, but there must be something wrong.

"Hey, you...... Don't you look down on going to the toilet? Poop Superman was mixed with angry voices, but from behind Lin Li, he came towards Spider-Man.

Lin Li turned his head, and Superman glared at Spider-Man: "You think this is a shameful thing!" Is it! Spider-Man! ”

"Well, no, this ...... I don't know the name of the sir, I didn't mean to offend you, no shame! No shame! Going to the toilet is normal! I also go to the toilet a lot! Peter didn't know where he had provoked the muscular man, but he apologized first.

"You're lying to me, you're lying hypocritically! Your eyes are clearly full of incomprehension! Poop Superman's fist-clenched hands have begun to tremble, "People like you have to pay the price!" ”

Spider-Man often sees such scenes, because many villains always have their own stories of blackening, and when they fight, they like to talk like this.

Merely...... What kind of trouble is this person, just going to the toilet!

"Miss Sphincter, Mr. Colon, Brother Bristle, although it is offensive, but, please lend me your strength, this time, I must win!" Poop Superman turned his head, looked in the direction of his ass, and whispered.

There was silence for a while, and Lin stood sideways.

"Okay~" Three subtle voices came out of the toilet.

Originally, Lin Li, who was still smiling, accepted the lower limit of his discipline, and when these three voices came out, it was finally broken.

Did you just feel like you could accept everything?

I'm sorry, Lin Li now finds that he doesn't have such a strong psychology.

Where the did that sound come from!!

Lin Li, who lost the management and control of his expression, silently blocked his ears with tissues - he couldn't listen anymore.

This situation may be ...... in the ten colds It's normal.

For example, the weakness of the megalodon is the Ding Ding that grows on its back, it will mimic, disguise itself as a reluctant appearance, and can also speak and intercede, and it also has two younger brothers, Chrysanthemum Brother, Left Pocket and Right Pocket.

Since its Tintin can have a life and consciousness of its own, then the ass of the poop superman has its own life and consciousness, and it may also be a good fit...... Reasonable fart!

Lin Li began to self-PUA and do psychological construction for himself.

"Ah!!h With the power of his beloved relatives and friends, a powerful momentum blooms from the poop superman, and in his eyes, he is resolute and indomitable!

"Goo-dong!"

There is the sound of something falling into the water!

In the next second, the portable toilet exploded directly on the spot, and it could not carry this emotional carrier full of anger and bonds!

Looking at the turbid gas that was scattered, Lin Li and Nezha reacted quickly, and ran away.

Spider-Man is startled, but then he discovers that in the blink of an eye, Superman is gone, leaving only the broken toilet in place.

"Oh my God, what about people?"

"Are you looking for me?" The voice that gave Spider-Man goosebumps rang out from the side.

Peter turned his head and saw a scene that he would never forget in his life: a man in a red cloak without pants easily pierced through all the seals made of reinforced spider silk, and tore the protective layer he had set up, as easily and gracefully as tearing a napkin.

Superman reached out again, and the giant Ant-Man was dragged out like a chicken and thrown down.

Spider-Man who watched this scene even wondered if Ant-Man had no weight, but the loud sound of Ant-Man being smashed to the ground announced the existence of this weight completely.

Throwing Ant-Man out like garbage, before Ant-Man landed, Superman had already come to Spider-Man with his own speed.

So when Spider-Man's gaze left Ant-Man and looked at Superman, who was close to him, the horror in his eyes was even more profound: "I don't know Mr. Name, do you want to put on your pants first......"

"Remember, don't look down on the man who goes to the toilet anymore." Poop Superman easily pressed the spider silk launcher that Spider-Man was sneakily about to press, and after saying this sentence lightly, he hit the other party's forehead with his forehead.

Like a kite with a broken string, the unconscious Spider-Man fell straight from the fortress wall to the ground.

Lin Li looked at it in amazement below.

It seems that Superman has done a lot of things, but none of these things actually happened in a combined time of more than five seconds.

The setting is disgusting, and the combat effectiveness of the stool superman is really not said, Lin Li feels that he can be compared with Superman.

No wonder some people ridiculed that compared to the Avengers, the Justice League is too poor in terms of balance, more like Superman and his younger brothers.

Lin Li thought of "Batman v Superman", in order to make the mortal body and Superman equal, it was really difficult for the screenwriter.

If I were Superman in that environment, I am afraid that I would have transformed into a native of the motherland and shocked Batman with a little superpower - Wayne Group? Henry Group!

I don't know if Poop Superman is afraid of kryptonite.

But even if you have this kind of weakness, you should be afraid of something that is more outrageous and in line with the Ten Cold Universe.

"Let's go, Nezha, I'm going to deliver paper to Poop Superman." Lin Li greeted Nezha, all the city defenders had lost their combat effectiveness, and there was no longer any difficulty, after weaving a pair of wings for Nezha and himself, the two flew up to the inside of the fortress.

Thirty seconds passed, and the countdown on the light curtain was originally more than fifty minutes, and it instantly returned to zero.

The two Odin took their place, looking at the three people in the Marvel Fortress, and the three people who were still kneeling in front of the Ten Cold Fortress, with slightly gloomy expressions.

"Because all the members of the siege team of the Ten Cold Team have been on the Marvel Fortress for more than 30 seconds, this round of the game ended early." Ten Leng Odin began to announce the results.

"The result of the game is that all members of the Marvel group failed to attack the city, and all members of the Ten Cold Group successfully attacked the city."

"Because Lin Li is the captain, the score is 2 points, and the total score of the Ten Cold team is 4 points, because Doctor Strange is the captain, the score is 2 points, and the total score of the Marvel team is -4 points."

"At the end of this round, the score of the universe was changed to 13-0 points, and the lead of the Ten Cold Universe was 13 points."

"Team Marvel's Ant-Man is dead, and within 24 hours, he can't be selected for any event."

Hearing this, the eyes of the people of both universes turned to Ant-Man, and this was the first time that someone had died in a match.

It should be that Superman was emotional, and he didn't have the strength to contain it for a while, and killed Ant-Man directly, Spider-Man and Hulk, and it was not a big deal.

"I'm dead, no wonder I just lost consciousness." Ant-Man muttered to himself.

"What's wrong?" The U.S. team asked with concern.

"Not at all, if Odin hadn't said it, I wouldn't even know I'd be dead." Ant-Man shook his head and touched the muscles of his arm, still feeling real.

"Today's game is over, the next round of the game will start at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning, and the rest of the time, the players on both sides can go back to the rest area to make their own arrangements." After the official content was finished, the two Odin disappeared along with the light curtain.

"Get off work!" Little King Kong and the laughing Shileng crowd happily went to the gate of the whirlpool.

"Go home Cao Cao, it's time for us to take a mandarin duck bath!" Snow White's words caught the attention of many animals.

"Look at what, look!" Pinocchio immediately blocked everyone's view.

Marvel, on the other hand, is a little lifeless.

Everyone looked up at the huge number above their heads, 0.

This means that after a busy day, they get nothing, and the gap between the two sides is getting bigger and bigger.

This second round was completely crushed.

Everyone looked at each other, and the mood in their eyes was very low.

The strength of the opposite universe is completely different from what it seems.

They look like ordinary people, but in fact, they have nothing to do with ordinary people.

In the face of such an opponent, do you really have a chance of winning? Everyone's psychology can't help but flash such thoughts.

Thanos, who was bound, looked at the deflated superheroes as if they had nothing to do with him, and laughed loudly.

The annoyed Thor smashed his head with a hammer and crooked his mouth.

Deadpool, who was also tied up on the side, listened to the movements around him and asked, "What happened?" How do you hear you sigh and smile? Anyway, can you dismantle the spider silk in front of me? Are you really going to blindfold me until the end of the game?

Why don't you let me get involved?

Also, my ass is really itchy right now, is there any zealous female superhero called Black Widow or Scarlet Witch who would like to scratch it for me? ”

"Boom!"

It's good-looking, and now Deadpool's mouth is also smashed crooked.

It won't always be ten cold wins, and Marvel will start catching up later.

Of course, the way to catch up will be a little different.