"Hi, Uncle Long." At the door of the inner room of the antique store, Xiao Yu greeted Jackie Chan with a drooping face.

She didn't show up on her own initiative, but her neck was choked by fate once again - this time it was Daddy, who collided head-on in her 'escape'.

Daddy, in "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", including himself, is called Daddy - but Daolong or other dead opponents such as Tru's mother will call him an old goat, and his real name is not revealed in the play, he is Xiaoyu's uncle and grandfather, and he is the team's magic leader, and he has a deep knowledge of qi magic research, and his weapon is usually a puffer fish or lizard.

"Jackie Chan! Did you bring anything back!? Daddy put Xiaoyu down and asked Jackie Chan with squinted eyes.

"I brought it back, it's in Xiaoyu's hands, fortunately I didn't disgrace my life." Jackie Chan reached out and took back the dehydration ball from Xiaoyu's arms, and said to his father with a little pride.

"Smack!" Dad struck Jackie Chan in the back of the head with a knife with lightning speed, which is also his favorite thing to do, and then said dissatisfiedly: "Who said this alien experiment!" Daddy is talking about garlic and edamame for you to buy! Here's what Daddy is preparing for tomorrow's breakfast! ”

- Daddy loves garlic and edamame sandwiches.

"Ahh I'm sorry dad, I was so busy grabbing the experiment that I forgot! Jackie Chan scratched the back of his head and said apologetically.

"Yay! Tomorrow you can have another breakfast! I'm going to eat McDonald's! Xiaoyu cheered.

"McDonald's!" Lilo on the side also raised her hands and captured the key word.

"Scratch it! Whew! "Stitch has a lot to learn.

"Smack! Syllable! At the same time that the hand knife broke Xiaoyu and Jackie Chan in two consecutive ways, Daddy raised his voice: "Hey-yes-Jack-Chan-then you don't buy it now, do you want to starve Daddy!" Do you want to inherit Daddy's antique shop so much! Daddy won't give it to Tru! ”

"Sir, you won't starve to death so easily." Tru, who has re-entered the working state, said on the side.

"Daddy is just exaggerating, Tru! Of course Daddy won't die tomorrow! Daddy attacked indiscriminately, and while his vision moved to Lin Li, he nodded gently as a greeting, and then continued to change his face.

"I'm sorry, sir." After becoming an apprentice, Tru never got angry because of such a trivial matter.

"Got it, Daddy, I'm going to buy it!" Jackie Chan saw that his father was about to transfer the firepower output to himself again, so he quickly turned around and left.

"Uncle Long, go with peace of mind, I'll keep the experiment for you!" Xiao Yu stepped forward and said flatteringly, and her hand reached out to the box in Uncle Long's hand faster than her mouth.

"Hey-" Jackie Chan smiled perfunctorily at Xiaoyu: "Thank you, but don't worry, I'll keep it myself." ”

"Nasty." Looking at Jackie Chan's distant back, Xiaoyu hugged her chest with her dissatisfied hands and stuck out her tongue.

"You're going to die of this heart, Xiaoyu, there is an evil demon dog at home, which has made Dad go crazy, don't think about raising one yourself!" Daddy squinted at Xiaoyu, and he had already seen what she was calculating, and said.

"It's not fair, Dad, I need an experiment to grow up with!" Xiaoyu said unhappily.

"Daddy, Daddy, Stitch is not an evil demon dog, he is my kind partner!" When Lilo heard this, she went to her father and emphasized.

"Stitch is very good, very good, Stitch can help Daddy cross the road." When Stitch heard this, he walked in front of his father with steps that he didn't recognize, stretched out his hand to grab his father's pants, and walked to the road outside the door.

There is a road outside the door.

Forced to pull out the door, cross the street, look at the antique shop opposite, Dad: "......"

What a domineering Stitch forced love.

Before you help the old man cross the street, don't you ask the old man's opinion?

Is your way of stopping passing traffic by smashing the front lid of your car with a single punch?

"Daddy doesn't need to cross the street now, and Daddy doesn't need a magic dog to cross the street! Daddy isn't old at all! It seemed that because of the excitement that flashed to his waist, Daddy pressed his waist: "Ouch my waist-"

"Stitch also does housework, and can pick up trash and throw it in the trash can." When Stitch heard this, he had to change his way to prove that he was kind, looked around, rushed back to the store, and quickly cleaned up the garbage.

It's just that garbage doesn't look like garbage.

"That's an antique! Devil Dog! Antique! Xiaoyu, bring Daddy's pufferfish! Today, Daddy is going to slay demons and eliminate demons! Watching Stitch throw his antiques into the trash, Dad was so angry that his liver hurt and waved frantically across the street.

A taxi stopped: "Hello ......"

Daddy: "Get out." ”

Taxi driver: "Neurotic, don't take a taxi and wave anything." ”

"Then Stitch will also massage!" Seeing that Daddy was going 'crazy' when he returned to the store, Stitch thought of a third plan and stretched out his hands to Daddy.

- The moment the finger was extended, a ten-centimeter claw grew.

Wolverines are called Little Stitch.

This thing looks a little difficult to massage, but killing should be extremely suitable, press this thing, and Daddy's waist should indeed not flash, but most of it has been broken.

Daddy: "......"

"Xiaoyu, if you still want your father to survive today, hurry up and bring the weapon to your father." Daddy took a half-step back.

Xiaoyu: "......"

Xiao Yu hurriedly motioned for Liluo to take Stitch, who was 'eager to prove his kindness', upstairs, and he stepped forward to beat his father's waist:

"Daddy, you see that Stitch is uncomfortable, and I am not comfortable watching either, I have a brilliant plan, and I also have a super powerful experiment, so that I can stop Stitch when he is wreaking! Isn't it a perfect solution to the problem? ”

"Xiaoyu, don't you think your father has been angry yet!" Daddy blew his beard and glared, "Don't even think about it!" ”

"I came here alone from Hong Kong, I don't know the place well, I have no friends, I hide in the corner all day long and cry darkly, I always fantasize, how nice it would be if I had a pet with me......" Xiaoyu saw that his father's tone was resolute, so he changed his tactics and sighed sadly.

Daddy loves Xiaoyu very, very much, but ...... He's not stupid, what kind of character does Xiaoyu have, can he still know?

Although Xiaoyu is indeed incompatible with others in school because of her temperament and hobbies, she can't fit in.

But raising an experiment will definitely not change this problem!

Facing Xiaoyu's crying without tears, Dad just said, "Hammer a little to the left, and push harder." ”

"Daddy! You don't love me at all! "'Crying' didn't get a response for a long time, Xiaoyu said angrily.

"Alas-" Daddy sighed, helped his rimless glasses, and nodded: "I know, just give you a pet that can only beat Stitch." ”

"Daddy, you agreed? That's great! I know you're the best, I'll go to District 13 tomorrow to pick one, Uncle Long, Dad, remember to help me deal with it! The corners of Xiaoyu's mouth couldn't be suppressed.

"That's what Daddy said about pets." Daddy's face didn't change, and he took a dried lizard from the back room to Xiaoyu, "Learn magic with Daddy, make sure you beat that demon dog all over the ground to find teeth, remember, use magic to defeat the demon dog." ”

Xiaoyu, carrying the dried lizard: "......"

"Alright, let's bond with your new pet, Daddy continues to study magic." Daddy pushed Xiaoyu upstairs, and noticed Lin Li, who was talking to Tru on the side, and waved his hand: "Lin Li, you are also living in Daddy's house during this time, there are still many empty rooms on the second floor." ”

"Okay, thank you, Daddy." Lin Li, who was determining the time of the storyline with Tru, looked up and responded.

The timeline of the animation "The Adventures of Jackie Chan" is very confusing, and the main reason is that when the children's channel broadcasts this, it does not talk about the order.

Sometimes the zodiac spell has not been taken yet, and the next episode will begin to subdue the eight demons, in the last episode, Tru is a good brother who washes white, and in the next episode, he will attack Jackie Chan hard.

But in general, it is divided into twelve charms, eight demons, twelve zodiac signs, ghost masks, and demons, and there are many side stories that are partial to unit dramas.

According to the conversation with Tru, Lin Li can know that now the twelve charms have been collected and placed in the thirteen districts, the eight demons have also been sealed, Xiaoyu has traveled in hell once, and the generals and soldiers of the Ghost Shadow Corps in the mask chapter have also been sealed by the ultimate mask.

In other words, the Zodiac chapter of the Sword Dragon and the Demon Dragon's Demonic Qi chapter have not been developed so far.

The sword dragon has not appeared so far, and the demon dragon has appeared, but it is imprisoned in the thirteenth district.

However, Lin Li knew that these could only be used as references, and his own system copy never paid attention to the Basic Law.

For example, theoretically speaking, the part that should accompany the past three chapters, Tru said that he has not experienced it, and the zodiac chapter should be in front of the ghost mask, but it is not here.

Obviously, the dungeon has its own storyline and details.

"Daddy, can't you find someone for your magic?" Lin Li asked.

"You're talking about tyrants and one-eyed thunderbolts, right? Every time I pronounce it, I think it's a strange name. After complaining, Daddy shook his head and said, "Then Daddy must at least have something that the missing subject has as a medium to try, and they are not creatures of our universe, and the magic of our universe does not seem to be easy to work."

Otherwise, I would have turned that demon dog into a real dog! ”

"Daddy, can I learn how to use magic with you?" Lin Li suddenly said curiously.

Learning makes people progress.

He still hasn't learned Nobita's flotation technique, which makes his skirt fly.

"If you want to learn, you can, Tru." Daddy didn't seem to have any taboos about this, and glanced at Tru, his eyes indicating something.

Tru nodded, then took out a box from the corner that was wider than Lin Li, and introduced to Lin Li: "This is the basic knowledge that apprentices need to see, you can read it slowly first." ”

Lin Li: "......"

"Tru, have you finished reading it?" Lin Li asked Tru in a low voice.

"I'm almost done." Tru nodded.

"How good is your magic now?" Lin Li asked again.

"Comparable to mortals." Tru said.

Lin Li: "? ”

A good one with the body of a god, comparable to a mortal, Lin Li stepped back half a step back from the box, and said to Daddy sincerely: "No, Daddy, I mean crash course." ”

"Since you know that I am from other universes, I want to say that I already have a speculation in my heart about some things that may happen in your universe in the future, it may be the zodiac and demonic energy......" Because Daddy and the others knew that their origin was not simple, Lin Li directly told Daddy about the plot that might happen in the future.

"Knife dragon and demon dragon...... It is indeed possible for the two of them, and Dad does have an ominous premonition recently, Lin Li, you come with me. After listening carefully to Lin Li's description, Dad took Lin Li into the small black house.

……

Lin Li is a Muggle.

He couldn't use the magic of this world, no matter how subdued he recited "Demons and monsters are leaving", the dried puff in his hand did not react.

Even if it is the most basic magic that Dad said, Lin Li can't learn it - and you must know that the threshold of magic in this world is really not high, for example, Xiaoyu has repeatedly performed a lot of outrageous magic by reading books on her own - although most of the results are hundreds of millions of points off.

"Strange, why can't it, Lin Li's body just can't produce magical aura." Dad frowned and said, he can't teach others, which is also a blow to him.

"It's okay, it's normal, Dad, your magic is not easy to take effect on other universes, so people from other universes can't learn your magic, which is quite reasonable." It was Lin Li who comforted his father.

This is not pure bad news for him.

Because although he can't learn the magic here, in the experiment just now, most of the influence magic, such as shrinking magic and mentally retarded magic, when Daddy casts it on him, he is immune, and Lin Li has not changed in any way.

In other words, Lin Li is in this dungeon, and I am afraid that there is no need to worry about being hit by this BUFF-type magic.

However, when Daddy attacks him directly with magic, he can still deal damage as usual.

It should be the setting for the copy.

"That's good, too." Lin Li nodded, "Dad, it's not early, I'll go upstairs first, you rest early, if there is anything unusual or you need help, please tell me as soon as possible." ”

"Okay."

……

When Lin Li went upstairs, Xiaoyu was still pestering Jackie Chan.

"Uncle Long, Uncle Long! Give me this experiment ball! ”

"No, Xiaoyu, I'm going to hand it over to District 13 tomorrow, don't even think about it! This dangerous creature must not stay with you. Jackie Chan selflessly refused, and in the face of Xiaoyu's eyes, he was unrelenting.

"Lilo said they weren't evil! In fact, in their universe, these experiments get along very well with earthlings on Earth! Xiaoyu emphasized.

"Xiao Yu, the situation in different universes is different, their universe does not have such ill-intentioned guys as the Varon Holy Lord, in short, don't mention it again, I won't agree."

Actually, there is, Lin Li remembers that the villains in "Star Baby" are Captain Gangtu and Hamster Flywheel, I don't know if they also came to this universe.

"Actually, Uncle Long, the experimental object in your hand shouldn't be dangerous." Lin Li said at this time.

"Oh, Lin Li, you're here." Jackie Chan raised his head, and then asked with some curiosity:

"Do you know what kind of creature Subject 007 is? I asked Lilo, and although she had seen most of them, the child was only five years old and couldn't memorize the number and creature one by one, and she said that only the bully could remember every test item clearly. ”

"I can't remember." Lin Li shook his head.

I really can't remember this, Lin Li can compare the number with the length of the experimental specimen, only a few experimental specimens starting with 6.

626 Stitch, Stitch undoubtedly remembers clearly.

625 is Reuben, who is the partner of the villain Captain Gangtu, who has been showing his face in the animation, but he basically does not participate in the villain's actions, and is an experimental product who likes to eat and make sandwiches.

Although it seems harmless to humans and animals, in fact, 625 has all the abilities of Stitch - its own strength is superior, and even in terms of language ability and IQ, 625 is at least a few streets ahead of 626, but the only problem is ...... This guy is lazy.

This guy is too lazy to use his abilities to play the role of a waste, well, sandwich-proficient waste.

The bully found out that 625 was too lazy to talk to him, and it was better for him to destroy the world than on his own, and then he went to create 626.

Secondly, Lin Li still remembers 624 Angel, who is considered a woman in terms of gender, and remembers her reason, because she is Stitch's girlfriend, and her own ability is also terrifying, so that after the 000-623 experiment can hear her singing, whether she has been influenced or not, she will become pure evil.

By the way, there is also 682-Immortal Lizard, known as the Uncle, who is contained in the ...... I'm sorry, this isn't, it's a string.

626 is not the end of the experiment, Lin Li remembers that there were 627, 628 and so on in the follow-up, these experiments are usually stronger than Stitch, but they usually have special weaknesses, but Lin Li also remembers it very clearly.

I'm used to calling it Stitch, so I won't write Stitch.

(End of chapter)