"Interested in being a police officer? Lin Li, our thirteenth district needs talents like you. In the car, Blake, who was in the front seat, turned his head and asked sincerely, "Your joining can make us the safest title of the thirteenth district, and it is well deserved." ”

"Thank you, Sheriff, for your approval, but I'm not staying in your universe for long, so forget it." Lin Li's eyes narrowed—the sunlight shone directly into his eyes under the refraction of the bald head.

"Don't think about it, Blake, only Xiaoyu will crave your status as a police officer," Jackie Chan said half-jokingly, with a laptop on his lap, reading the information on it at this time:

"We're in charge of 051, Hawke, Green's experimental specimen with an oversized blue-green nose, while the bite force is huge, and the sputum that spits out is strongly corrosive, Blake, are you ready for acid-resistant clothes?"

Because of the large number of experimental objects and the wide distribution of places, not everyone swarms to one place, this group, the small snake and the cow warrior with a group of charms, and the stand-in of Lin Li drives the vehicle to other places to get the inactivated experimental object ball, which is also a group.

"Well, because of the urgency of time, District 13 has become a ruin again, so there is no acid-proof clothing for the time being, but I have prepared similar things." Blake said.

"What? Just be prepared. Jackie Chan asked.

Blake took out something from the groove in the middle of the two positions and handed it to Jackie Chan, not daring to look directly into Jackie Chan's eyes.

"It's ......"

Blake: "Umbrellas. ”

"The quality of the workers in the prison is definitely better than that outside, so rest assured." After thinking about it, Blake added.

"Oh, it's rain...... Well? Umbrella? Blake, I suspect you're kidding with my life. Jackie Chan pressed his forehead and sighed, but took the umbrella honestly, "I hope I can withstand a blow." ”

"Don't worry, Uncle Jackie Chan, Hawke is not a bad boy, he won't spit saliva rashly, he gets along very well with Mrs. Ha in our universe, and now he is fighting back, it must be because he has been stimulated by the new environment!"

At this time, Lilo's voice said.

Mrs. Ha is also a very magical character in the interstellar baby world, and many experiments are activated at her house or come to her house after activation, and these experiments are all raised by Mrs. Ha as a strange stray cat without exception.

A cat that can spit out strong acid, a cat that can turn into a boomerang, a cat that can shred paper with its head, a cat that can dig through the earth...... These cats are all very reasonable from the perspective of Mrs. Ha, and they are just poor little people who are forced to wander.

Many experimental subjects also recognize this identity, like Mrs. Ha, and their last 'job' is to be in Mrs. Ha's house, becoming her cat.

Therefore, theoretically speaking, if someone in the United States, where the people are simple, dare to go to the house of the old lady of Kazakhstan to buy it for zero yuan, it is not the old lady's property that will be returned to zero, but the life of the invader.

"It's best, I hope it's the same as what you said, Lilo." Hearing this, Jackie Chan nodded a little reassuringly and continued to read the laptop.

Three seconds later, he raised his head sharply and looked at Lin Li: "That's not right! ”

"What's wrong?" Lin Li asked.

"Did I hear Lilo's voice just now?" Jackie Chan's eyes widened.

"No, Uncle Long, you have auditory hallucinations." Lin Li shook his head.

"Oh, that's good, it scared the hell out of me, I thought Lilo was coming." Jackie Chan's hanging heart let go and continued to look at the computer.

"Click, click."

"Shhhh And you, Stitch, stop grabbing the box, it's going to be caught! Xiao Yu's voice said.

"I'm sorry, Sister Xiaoyu." "Stitch is sorry too."

"Smack." The laptop was closed by Jackie Chan expressionlessly.

He turned his head to look at the location of the trunk, and found that there was a big box there at some point, and it was still slowly squirming at the moment!

Jackie Chan's gaze, through the breathing hole of this box, met one of the eyes hidden in it!

But this picture is not scary for Jackie Chan at all, just a little headache.

"Xiaoyu - you are disobedient!" Jackie Chan crossed his hands on his hips, lengthened his tone, and said in a 'you are like this again' tone.

Seeing that the matter had been revealed, Xiao Yu climbed out of the box, put her hands behind her back, and showed an embarrassed but polite smile: "Hi! Uncle Long! We were playing hide and seek with Parker, and we thought this place Parker would not be able to find it!

It turns out that this is your car, so it's really hard to do! ”

"Uh-huh! Sister Xiaoyu is right! Lilo and Stitch, who were wearing green buckets on their heads, also came out and nodded in agreement.

"Stitch never lies!"

In the face of Xiaoyu's nonsense, Jackie Chan didn't believe it at all, just pinched his eyebrows with a headache, kept shaking his head, and after a few seconds, he finally compromised when his eyes lost their highlights: "Forget it, you can come with me, but you must be absolutely obedient, you know!" ”

"Yay! We guarantee it! Xiaoyu cheered.

Jackie Chan didn't make waves: "You promised to say the same thing when you stayed in Daddy's antique shop." ”

Xiao Yu grinned, climbed from the trunk to the front seat with a big grin, and moved Jackie Chan's notebook to his lap: "Now it's up to the leader Cheng Xiaoyu to make a battle plan!" ”

"Bang dang!"

So the leader ate a chestnut from his subordinate Jackie Chan.

——

"That alien creature is in the forest, Chief Black, please be careful, the liquid spit out by that creature is really powerful, it can instantly penetrate the blast shield, there are already police officers injured on our side, I personally recommend killing it directly!"

Lin Li and the others followed Blake to an area with a cordon, and a policeman stepped forward to report the situation to Blake.

"Killing is likely to raise problems with the diplomatic relations of the universe, and it must not be done." Blake shook his head, "Leave it to our Einsatzgruppen, I'll be in charge of it now." ”

The police officer, who was bluffed by the diplomatic relations of the universe, blinked, and nodded quickly like a chicken pecking rice.

"Then I'll go in first, I'll search along the left, if you find out first, be sure to call me as soon as possible." Lin Li was in a hurry, and as soon as Blake gained control, he flew directly in.

Seeing this, the police officer took the initiative and asked Blake in a low voice: "Sir, I saw the birdman, do I need to sign a confidentiality agreement?" ”

Blake thought for a moment and nodded: "Let's sign it." ”

The blockade area was not too large, and Lin Li soon found Hawk hiding in the tree hollow, and Hawke spit out green saliva without hesitation the first time he saw Lin Li.

Lin Li waved his steel rod, a juice ball was generated and blocked in front of him, the strong acid encountered the juice ball, it could only be fused with it, and did not cause any damage, Lin Li waved again, a large amount of juice overflowed, directly wrapped the defenseless Hawke.

No matter how much Hawke vomits, he can't break through this shackle.

"Hawke, don't worry, I'm not hostile to you." Then Lin Li put away the steel rod and said to Hawke, "I'm here with Liluo and 626 to take you home and take you back to Old Lady Ha's house." ”

"Lilo?" Hawke, who was about to rush out, tilted his head when he heard the words, and suddenly settled down, with the help of "Animal Language", Lin Li understood his whisper, and Hawke asked, "Are Lilo and Ha's mother here too?" ”

"This is another universe, Lilo is outside now, and Mrs. Ha will not see you until you go home later." Lin Li explained.

"No wonder I don't know anyone here! Still attacking me, I just want to go back to my own universe! Hawke said slightly aggrieved.

"Come out with me, don't do anything, it's okay, no one will hurt you anymore, Hawke."

"Good!" Hawke nodded and stepped out of the water balloon.

……

"Hawke, I've brought it back, the mission is over!" When Lin Li flew back to Black with Hawk, the police officers around him were still signing a non-disclosure agreement.

"So fast!" Blake was once again stunned by Lin Li's speed.

"Cousin!" Not long after entering the forest, Jackie Chan and others, who were notified by Lin Li to return after using a headset, quickly returned here, and the first time Stitch saw Hawke, he rushed up happily and hugged Hawke.

Liluo also hugged Hawke, and then gave Lin Li a thumbs up: "Brother Lin Li, you are really fast!" You're the fastest man in the world! ”

"It's a good compliment, but don't praise it again next time." Lin Li smiled, and then said: "The main thing is that Hawke has been influenced by you, and he is a good boy, so it is naturally not difficult to bring him out." ”

"It's the easiest task I've ever had." Jackie Chan, who finally didn't need to be the main force anymore, no longer looked surprised, but said with a relaxed face, and then the sound of music came from his pocket, Jackie Chan took out his mobile phone and saw the contact clearly:

"Oh, it was the little snake who called me."

"What, you still have fornication? Does Little Snake want to be my aunt! Xiaoyu was very excited when she heard this, and stepped forward to say.

"Oops! Xiaoyu, what are you talking nonsense! Jackie Chan's face was slightly red, and he waved his hand in a panic to veto.

In "The Adventures of Jackie Chan", the little snake is a woman who has kissed Jackie Chan, and Jackie Chan also went from disliking the identity of the little snake thief at the beginning to having a little good impression of the latter, and it can only be said that if you have to make up CP, it can only be her.

"Then Uncle Long, you turn on hands-free!" Xiao Yu jumped up and tried to snatch Jackie Chan's mobile phone after failing to do so.

"Children are not allowed to listen to what adults talk about!" After Jackie Chan vetoed it for legitimate reasons, he put his mobile phone to his ear and connected it.

"Jackie Chan, we're in trouble." Lin Li's ears could barely hear the voice of the little snake.

After finding out that it was not private, Jackie Chan immediately turned on the hands-free and asked worriedly: "What's wrong!" Little snake, what's wrong with you! ”

"It turns out that the cause of the earthquake in Kansas was indeed an alien experiment, and here we found a purple test specimen that looks like an ankylosaurus, and he has a triangular tail, and when it hits the ground, it causes a vibration and the rock is misaligned."

The little snake said slowly, the background noise over there was very loud, and I didn't know what was going on.

"It's Ricott!" Listening to the description of the little snake, Lilo, who was listening attentively, immediately remembered this experiment, and said loudly, "Rycott is also a simple and stupid friend, and the milkshakes he shakes taste very good!" ”

- After Scott was co-opted, his job was to shake ice cream, milkshakes, and focus on a large nanometer

"Okay, Ricott, Bull Warrior and I wanted to catch him, but we couldn't do anything about him when he slapped his tail, we couldn't even do basic standing, the net would be easily torn apart, and the tranquilizer gun wouldn't be able to break through his epidermis.

After we tried to restrain him with an electric light eye, he was immediately frightened and burrowed into the ground.

Now it won't come out, but we're seeing the ground shaking stronger, and we have a foreboding that we need to call you to let you know. The ground trembled louder and louder on the snake's side.

"Lilo, what's going on?" Jackie Chan chooses to ask Lilo.

"Oops! Rycott can cause earthquakes with his tail, this is not the upper limit of his ability, and the bully told me that once he enters the fault line in the earth's crust and then slaps the ground with his tail, it will cause a chain reaction and eventually split the earth in two! Lilo covered her cheeks and said loudly.

Jackie Chan slowly deducted a "? The other side of the phone has fallen silent.

Playing so big?

He looked at Hawke beside Stitch, and then looked at the mobile phone in his hand, after a short hesitation, he clamped Xiaoyu around his waist with his left hand, and Lilo with his right hand, his facial features lost control, and he ran wildly towards the car in the distance.

"Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!"

"Lin Li, Blake, keep up!"

"It's outrageous enough to cause an earthquake! Why can you directly divide the earth into two? Is this something that a tail can do! ”

"The bigger the number you said, the more destructive it is, I finally understand! It's just a bad boy who likes to spit here, and it's already the demon king who destroys the world over there! ”

"Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!" The sound of Jackie Chan collapsing wafted in the wind.

The corners of Lin Li's mouth twitched slightly, it was broken, and his home seemed to be stolen.

After checking the distance between the two states on the map, Lin Li recalled how easy it was for him to subdue Hawke, and a solution appeared in his heart, and with a wave of his wings, he caught up with Jackie Chan, who was borrowing a plane from the army.

"Can you lend me this plane! We're in a hurry to save the world! Will give it back to you! Jackie Chan was negotiating with a bewildered pilot.

- Jackie Chan can be called the king of borrowed things in the animation, when he fights, the lame man on the side of the road has to be borrowed a cane, and the dog has to lose a bone when he comes, and most of these things are not returned in the animation.

Jackie Chan said that outside the animation, he said that these were all "after-the-fact" and compensated.

Lin Li took Jackie Chan's mobile phone and said to the other side: "Little snake, are you still listening?" ”

"I'm writing a will." The little snake replied.

Lin Li: "......"

"In the case of the Earth being directly divided into two halves, to whom do you write your will, aliens?" Lin Li asked.

"Oh, yes, that's not going to be written." The little snake suddenly realized and thanked Lin Li for the reminder.

"You've led me astray," Lin Li hurriedly returned to the topic, "Now you find a loudspeaker that can amplify the sound, the bigger the better, and then enter the cave where Ricott is, and play Liluo's voice out!"

These experiments were all accepted by Lilo once, and the reason why they made these radical moves was because they were stimulated, as long as they negotiated well! Don't attack again! ”

"Is that possible!? Forget it, let's do it first, Niu Warrior, hurry, do you hear, do what Lin Li said! ”

Jackie Chan also successfully borrowed a helicopter with his personal charm.

On the plane, the little snake finally replied: "Ready, Lin Li!" ”

"Little Snake turned up the loudest voice on his phone, Lilo, Stitch, now it's time for you to perform, persuade Ricott to stop! Say we're going to find it now! ”

"Good!" Lilo and Stitch nodded.

"Rycott! It's me, Lilo! Don't destroy the earth, we're here to take you home right now! ”

"Cousin! Oh Hana! Don't click! Bang Bang! Expression! ”

“……”

A few minutes passed, and the little snake's surprised voice came from the other end of the phone: "It works!" It really works! The earthquake stopped! The test subject also took the initiative to drill out, although it still did not approach us and remained vigilant, but it did not attack either! ”

Everyone on the helicopter finally breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this.

"Wait a minute, we'll be there shortly."