Pure white transit space.

With so many people returning here, the space suddenly seemed to be full.

"Pete! Chris! Brian! Why are we here again, wasn't I still in the cave just now? What the hell is going on! Louise, confused, looked around and said vigilantly.

"I don't know, Chris and I have been tied up all the time, although I kind of like this kind of game, and I taught a lot of ways to do it when they were doing it." Pete took off the collar of his shirt, revealing the intertwined rope inside, then pulled his pants forward with some sadness, bowed his head and said:

"But—it seems to have been tied up for too long, and some of my hair is purple, and I don't feel it at all, as if I can't use it anymore."

Lin Li, who was watching the fun on the side, was choked by the air, who tied up that place.

However, Pete lost his little spike, just like the rape man met Ciel, which can be regarded as a good thing for the whole world, a salvation -

I like a sentence from the Star Dome Railway: "Xi'er, I will protect everyone~"

"Oh my God, that means Brian, who has been with alien captains and hamsters, is going to crush me forever, no, no, it's time to take Brian to be neutered." Pete said with a fist.

"Dad, it seems to be mine too." Chris on the side bowed his head and said.

"Normal, I made the ninja's method on you more serious, but what does it matter, Chris, you can't use it anyway." Pete comforted, "No one likes a fat and ugly guy like you, you look down and can't even see your dick, look at your big belly, I'm really ashamed of you." ”

Lin Li thinks that Pete needs more rigorous wording, such as "no girl will like you like this", after all, Chris is still very popular in the Nantong community.

Chris glanced at Pete's even bigger belly and plucked up the courage to retort, "Dad, you're obviously similar to me!" ”

"We're different, in terms of physical fitness, it takes you forty seconds to run a hundred meters, and your father, that is, me, runs a hundred meters, and it only takes 9.21 at the fastest time!" Pete said proudly, with serious words.

"Really? dad？ Chris was a little surprised and adored, "You're faster than Usain Bolt, why didn't Guinness record your name?" ”

"I asked, and they said that being hit by a car doesn't count as a record, and they really don't know how to be flexible, and who said Guinness doesn't have a record of me? I still hold the world record for the most consecutive farts underwater. When Pete said this, he was very angry:

"Usain Bolt? Hehe - sprinting is still the domain of black people after all, after all, they are naturally good at running, which is a racial advantage!! Chris, did you know that you have a father, and you have more than 99% of black people, and their black children are 'born to run'!

The most chaotic holiday in the black ghetto is Father's Day! Also, why do they like to call each other bro (brothers)? It's not because I don't know who my father is, so they're all brothers! ”

"I know, dad, that the slower-running blacks are already in jail." Chris is a genius, and he was born immediately: "They have to race against police cars, bullets, girlfriends, and kids all day long!" Really hard! Running fast is as it should be.

The teacher told us about a brain teaser, three black people in the car, who was driving? - Police, of course! ”

Your government. The stance is a bit too extreme.

Disney is going to kneel when he sees you.

Lin Li was a little embarrassed, because he had no merit, and immediately remembered a suitable joke:

Why do blacks have body odor – so that blind people can also discriminate against them.

Brian and Dumpling Head were quiet.

It's not that they don't want to join in on this feast of discrimination.

It's because ......

Dumpling Head is because he's in a coma right now — he's been kicked by an adult man a few minutes ago.

Brian is in a sluggish ultimate sage mode - the magic of love is worthy of the magic of love, making the hamster flywheel into a cream puff, making Brian into a great sage and holy sage, and he even smiled when he heard that Pete was going to sterilize himself.

"My Meg—" Louise suddenly remembered her deceased child, and began to weep bitterly, "There are no bones left......

Pete, who continued to inculcate the knowledge of anti-crime and evil with Chris, immediately ran to Louise's side when he heard the sound, took out the skull and hand bones from his pocket, handed them to Louise, and comforted: "How can there be no bones, as well as heads and hands." ”

Then Pete smiled: "It's just that Halloween is coming, this year with Meg, there is no need to go to the cemetery to dig Joe's grandfather to use it, Meg's skull is really suitable for making a colorful light ball, we can jump under it as a family." ”

"Wait," Louise didn't have time to cry and fight for Meg, and after reacting to this, she asked, "You mean the skeleton we used for Halloween a few years ago was Joe's grandfather?" ”

"It's not." Pete shook his head.

"That's good, I'm almost at a loss for what to do with Joe...... Louise was about to breathe a sigh of relief.

"-I used Joe's grandma before, but wasn't it broken by us the year before last, so it was Joe's grandpa that I used last year." Pete explained carefully and carefully, "But Joe's grandfather is really not as good as grandma, I feel that he is a little osteoporosis, after all, he played a few bone throwing games with Brian on Halloween last year, and Joe's grandfather was a little unbearable, and he should have made up more calcium before his death." ”

“……”

Louise seemed to break the defense: "Pete!! I think it's rude to celebrate Halloween with someone else's grandparents' corpse! ”

"But I asked them for their opinions, and Joe's grandparents didn't reject me." Pete said with some grievances, "When I go to bed at night, I still dream that they say they can't wait to see me in hell, doesn't that mean that I approve of my behavior?" ”

Then Pete found the blind spot and frowned and said to himself: "Strange, why do they think that I will definitely go to hell when I die, and I can't go to heaven?" ”

Pete ...... Don't do it next time, we need to pay tribute to those who died. Louise said, feeling like she was about to pass out.

"But weren't we still in the cemetery when we were younger...... You were so excited. Pete said, hugging his chest.

"Pete! Say no more, the baby is still there! Louise covered Pete's mouth.

But in reality, there was only one member of the audience - Chris was buttoning his nose at this point, and then carefully smeared his finger on Brian's forehead, and laughed.

The birth concentration of the transit space has reached the highest peak in history, and in the five people, one dog and one corpse, Lin Li actually thinks that he is the most sunny and positive energy in the middle - it is unbelievable.

In order to ensure his mental health, Lin Li thought about it, and rushed up to give another righteous kick to the unconscious dumpling head.

"Oh, what's going on, how groggy my body is, like I've been beaten." The dumpling who was kicked up got up, scratched his head, and asked in confusion.

"It's time to go home, take your family with you, Stewe." Lin Litou said with a smile - this was the first time he had urged the partner he had summoned to go back.

"Oh, it seems like this, but Lin Li, do you know who kicked these two size 41 shoe prints on my body?" Dumpling looked at the footprints on his chest and back, and asked seriously.

"I don't know, it's probably Chris." Lin Li sat cross-legged on the ground, hiding his feet under his legs.

“FUCK！ Damn Chris, I'm supposed to push him into the cosmic tunnel when I come! The dumpling head scolded angrily, then took out a remote control from the diaper, and when he pressed it, a whirlpool tunnel appeared in the transit space.

"Okay, Lin Li, I'm going to say goodbye first, let's see you next time." The dumpling head said politely.

"No, I won't see you next time." Lin Li was also very polite.

Dumpling Head walked into the tunnel with some loss when he heard this, but was pulled by Lin Li's clothes.

"Lin Li, I knew you couldn't bear me, haha!" Dumpling head said happily.

"No, take your family with you."

Dumpling head: "......"

When all the births were gone, the pure white space fell silent again.

Lin Li suddenly felt that the three views in the air were fresh.

The world is actually quite beautiful.

【Ding! 】

When the partner leaves, the red font appears in front of him.

[The dungeon world "Jackie Chan Adventure" is being settled]

[In order to distinguish it from the real "Jackie Chan Adventures" world, this world has been renamed "Interstellar Adventures."] 】

"Tornado destroys parking lot!"

"Crows fly!"

"Little tadpole looking for mother!"

At the beginning of the process, Lin Li saw Chang Wei calling Laifu again.

The process is over.

[You have cleared this dungeon: Quest clearance +1, settlement points +150]

[You have completed the main quests "Help you capture at least 10 experiments", "Save Dr. Bully", "Rewrite history and give the universe freedom": +45 points for settlement]

[The pen of the years and the history of the years, two objects that have existed together since the beginning of their birth, have encountered separation today.

And it is a cosmic separation, and after today, there may be no possibility of the two meeting again.

But that's not a good thing.

History is meant to be immutable.

From this day on, the history books of time will only record the history of the universe and cannot be changed.

This is a real and qualified history book.

Writing straight is a rule that history books must abide by.

"We have real freedom."

"All our efforts will finally not be wasted because of a line of text."

"We've finally become a real world."

Ten thousand people of the universe said. 】

[Final Verdict on the Ending: HE Freedom]

[Settlement Factor: 2]

The history books of time are indeed a shackle for the people who write about the universe.

It is no wonder that after knowing that there are other universes in the world, the Holy Lord only thinks about escaping, and no longer dominates this universe.

But for him, a person from the outer universe, it's really a good thing.

Can I get a copy of the settlement reward?

[You received a letter from Jackie Chan.] 】

[You have received a letter from the Holy Lord who is 175 tall, has a chest circumference of 89, a waist circumference of 59.5, and a hip circumference of 95."] 】

[You have received a letter from "Lilo". 】

Lin Li: "? ”

I received three letters again, but Lin Li felt as if something dirty was mixed in with it.

Lin Li still clicked on it in turn.

[I'm really sorry, Lin Li, when I didn't know it, our universe caused you so much trouble. 】

[In the end, it was all up to you to save our universe. 】

[Gratitude is indescribable. 】

[But as you said, we have at least one chance to meet again, and when the time comes, whatever you need, I will do my best to provide it!] 】

[I will give my all!] 】

[Note 1: Please be sure to make the environment a little more complicated at that time, and I really can't use it in an open place.] 】

[Note 2: Everything I do does not include Xiaoyu, your age does not match Xiaoyu, Lin Li, this kind of thing is really not allowed! ] 】

[Note 3: Emphasis on Note 2.] 】

[Note 4: Emphasis on Note 3.] 】

[Note 5: ......]

【……】

[HE extra reward "Jackie Chan's Thanksgiving Gift" has been stored in the warehouse. 】

Lin Li's face darkened.

"No, Uncle Long, how much do you think I have a bad plan against Xiaoyu!"

"I wasn't born!"

"Don't see my XP yet?"

"I want a long-haired royal sister with a height of 175, a bust of 89, a waist of 59.5, and a hip circumference of 95! Xiaoyu is not my thing! ”

Lin Li felt that the next time he saw Jackie Chan again, he must emphasize this point with him.

Otherwise, I won't attack the sand with Uncle Long at eight o'clock in the evening, and no matter how high the explosion rate is, I won't attack!

Lin Li looked at the next one.

[Lined up and lined up——]

[You die, you die, you die, you die-]

[I remember you!] Forever!! 】

[-Don't let me have a third chance to meet you!] 】

[When the time comes, I'll let you experience what it's like to become a woman! ] 】

[Auntie's pain! The pain of squatting down to pee! There is a lot of pain in the chest! 】

[All of this, I will double it!] 】

【Lin Li——】

[I and Demon Xiaolong's father will not let you go!] 】

【HE Extra Reward【Height 175...... The Lord's spoils" have been stored in the storehouse. 】

Lin Li blinked.

The reading of the letter carried the voice of the original owner, so although Lin Li was scolded again, it was not an insult, it was still a reward.

"it, the pain of losing Niu Niu, you can feel it yourself!"

"You've been shoveled in a chariot anyway."

"Anyway, who is the father of the demon dragon?"

Lin Li looked at the last one.

[Oh Hana! 】

[Brother Lin Li! 】

[On behalf of Dr. Tyrant, Thunderbolt One-Eye, Stitch, and all the other experimenters, I would like to say thank you!] 】

[Thank you for sending us home!] 】

[If we don't have you, we don't know what to do!] 】

[I hope we have a chance to meet again, although we have only been separated for a while, I and Stitch miss you very much, can you come and play with me.] 】

[By the way, Hamster Flywheel misses you too, I passed by his cage on the spaceship and found him grinding his teeth while pronouncing your name. 】

[However, Brother Lin Li, everyone seems to be sick. 】

[Hamster Flywheel day, I found that he has been bleeding white blood, so scary! 】

[Gangtu is also sick, curled up in a ball on the spaceship, shivering, and leaning against the wall, I don't know if it's a cold. 】

[Even the one-eyed thunderbolt is huddled in the corner on the spaceship, and keeps saying that he will never take the child again, and the children are all devils......]

"Even I won't come close. 】

[I hope everyone's illness can be cured soon.] 】

[Expect a reply!] 】

[I wish you a smooth journey!] 】

[HE extra reward "Lilo's Thanksgiving Gift" has been added to the warehouse.] 】

"Obviously, Cyclops also felt a little bit of a birth shock." Lin Li laughed.

Then he really lost his smile, touched his chin and thought:

"But why are you so stingy, and you have a deep hatred. Just pouted once......"

"—that's not right."

"The hamster flywheel seems to be a dozen times."

Thinking of this, Lin Li thought that it was normal for the hamster flywheel to hate himself.

If there is a next time, I must cover my ass!

After reading the letter, Lin Li prepared to return.

[Final points: 390 (195*2)]

[The dungeon settlement is over, and the host is about to return.] 】

Woo woo, deleted hundreds of words

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