505. "I Am Calling,"

"We still have girls here! No-Kagura is already unconscious, so it's okay, Mr. Hasegawa, you're naked, it's normal, it's good for you. ”

Shinpachi, who was complaining, suddenly remembered that Kagura and Sogo were already unconscious, so his expression immediately calmed down, and he waved his hand to signal that it was okay.

- The sloppy middle-aged man in front of him, only the upper half of his body has a shabby brown dress, and the bottom is a mosaic.

"Why is it normal to call me bare-assed! I don't want to either, it's Lin Lidao who wants to forcibly summon me just now when I was about to fart, what can I do! Hasegawa vindicated himself.

"Mr. Hasegawa, why are you taking off your pants and farting! This is even more outrageous! ”

Seeing that Yinshi and the others didn't seem to plan to do it again, their choice was right, so Lin Li pushed Hasegawa Taizo in his hand in front of them:

"So you don't have to fight, right?"

Gintoki had already lifted the state of Yaksha, although his body was still covered with black lines, but his state was much better, he slowly walked in front of Hasegawa Taizo, and then took off his sunglasses and threw them at Shinpachi:

"Meow Meow Xin, you are relatively close to Hasegawa, take a look, is this the real Hasegawa."

"What does it mean that we are relatively close by blood! I've said I'm more than just glasses! There is no blood relationship between glasses and sunglasses! ”

Xinba, who was complaining, took off his glasses, put on these sunglasses, and then covered his chest:

"This smell of waste, decadence without a bit of motivation, it's Mr. Hasegawa!"

"Hey-what is the smell of waste, it really hurts for Shin Basang to talk like this. I used to be the head of the Shogunate's Immigration Bureau! Hasegawa argued, "And a large part of the reason why my life is unsatisfactory is related to your Wanshiya!" ”

"Click."

The sunglasses in Shinhachi's hand fell to the ground, he turned his head to look at Hasegawa, and the next second, he actually began to cry.

Although Hasegawa is a decadent useless uncle, he is a good man, and he immediately panicked when he saw this scene:

"No, no, I didn't blame you!"

"No, Mr. Hasegawa, I'm crying just because, you're the only Gintama's character named after me." Shinpachi said movingly.

Tasuzo Hasegawa: "? ”

Shinhachi, what have you experienced in this world?

"Moximoxi, two noisy glasses shelves, can I please be quiet for a while? Especially you, don't worry, Mr. Hasegawa will be back to you soon. Gintoki said softly to Hasegawa.

"I'm not!"

"You don't need to take me with you when you attack Mr. Hasegawa!" Shinhachi also emphasized.

"New Basan, is this your attitude towards me, the only person who calls your name?"

Seeing that the two glasses were arguing, Gintoki looked at Lin Li behind Hasegawa, threw the Toya Lake in his hand aside, and asked:

"Lin Li? How did you do that? ”

"I'm a summoner, and I'll be summoned in a snap." Lin Li spread his hand and said.

"Wasn't he kidnapped by God? Can your summoning spell be summoned from the hands of the gods? Yinshi asked.

"Maybe it's because I'm also a god, anyway, Hasegawa has found it, do we still need to fight?" Lin Li replied indifferently.

"That's really gone." Gintoki shook his head.

"Bridge bean sacks! What God? What kidnapping? What are you talking about? And where is this? Why is everyone here? Hey, why is there still "Iron Armor......" Hasegawa Tai's triple cannon like a cannon popped up.

When Yinshi and the others began to explain, his face gradually became strange.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I didn't expect you to be willing to do this for me, I'm so touched! I didn't expect that I was in everyone's hearts, it turned out that it was actually so important, and it turned out that everyone's feelings for me have been buried deep in their hearts! ”

Hasegawa's tears flowed from under his sunglasses, and he was very moved.

"No, not at all." Hijikata and Katsura answered in seconds.

The two of them were simply pulled by Kondo and Gintoki.

Tasuzo Hasegawa: "? ”

"Well, there's no way around it." Yinshi returned to his hanging-up appearance and picked his nose:

"Because after you disappear, the most wasteful person in the Kabuki hall will become me. Now I'm the worst adult, and when I was educating, I told the children not to learn from me, damn it, obviously the negative teaching material has always been yours before.

I don't want that.

Also, in the past, when Kagura despised me with words like 'Look at other people's parents,' I could move you out and fight back, so I was really distressed when you disappeared. ”

Taizo Hasegawa: "?? ”

"Mr. Hasegawa, since you left, you have indeed caused a lot of trouble." At this time, Xun Kondo stepped forward and said, "Although the environment in the park has improved, the environment in the garbage cans has deteriorated, and the cleaning workers complain that the intensity of work has increased greatly.

What's more, more and more stray cats and dogs have eaten food poisoning in the trash.

Only then did we realize how important Mr. Hasegawa is as a decomposer in your ecosystem, and there are many things that only you can decompose! For the sake of Edo's environment, we must get you back.

God kidnapped you, and sure enough, he planned to disintegrate our Edo from the perspective of microorganisms! ”

Taizo Hasegawa: "??? ”

"What do you mean, I usually eat things that dogs don't eat!? Are their digestion so poor? ”

"And ......," Hasegawa scratched his head a little embarrassed, "I wasn't actually kidnapped. ”

Everyone looked at Hasegawa and had some doubts:

"Where are you if you weren't kidnapped?"

"There was a stone statue that gave me 1,000 yen to live in the sewers for a week, and I agreed."

Hasegawa said with a weak heart, and then said to everyone with some excitement: "Everyone, I found that the sewer is really a hidden treasure!"

I seem to have been born to be very suitable there, and the environment and atmosphere there are perfectly suited to me! I have renovated the sewer into 'Hasegawa Dream Land', so if you have time, please come and visit my home! ”

1,000 yen, equivalent to 49 yuan, divided by seven days a week, up to 7 yuan a day.

The crowd stepped forward.

Hasegawa took a step back.

Lin Li, who was behind Hasegawa, reached out and pressed the other party's back, so that the other party had no way to retreat, and at the same time, he retreated.

Someone was beaten, but not Linli.

"You sold your soul for 1,000 yen! That's less income than begging, right? Shinpachi complained after witnessing the brawl.

"No, begging is too unstable...... Sometimes a man with silver hair and natural curls will pretend to throw a coin in, but in fact take everything inside, and go to fight pachinko. ”

Lying on the ground, Hasegawa put on his perfectly protected sunglasses, and said softly.

"In the sewers, there is no such person, it is heaven."

"What a soul! There are still such people! Dying a hundred times is not enough to quench my hatred of it. Yinshi was indignant, and then noticed everyone's gaze, and looked puzzled: "What are you all looking at me for?"

I'm not silver-haired natural curly, I'm Katsura. ”

"Hey—don't steal my lines!"

……

"Lin Li, thank you, you can win all of us on your own, we are actually desperate, and we can't find a way to defeat you at all, in this case.

You are willing to help us, although it is our decomposer who has been recovered, but garbage is also an indispensable role in the world.

And you must have paid a price, and it's hard to thank you in words. ”

Yinshi walked up to Lin Li and thanked him.

"How many times do you have to stress my shit! I'm really going to hide in the sewers and never get out! ”

Lin Li clapped his hands at the sky, and the shadow devouring ghost that had devoured Kagura and Sogo's shadow dissipated, and Elizabeth was also opened.

The two people below woke up leisurely, and the first time they saw Lin Li, they rushed up again.

Lin Li lifted Hasegawa.

Two people came to the brakes suddenly.

"Uncle who doesn't use it at all! Found? ”

"Decadent Fun in the Park! Didn't die? ”

Hasegawa wanted to commit suicide.

Isao Kondo and Shinpachi began to explain the current situation to them.

"It's nothing, the price I paid was that I couldn't summon Mr. Hasegawa to help me anymore." Lin Li then said.

"Oh? Is that so? It really doesn't come at a cost. Yinshi nodded suddenly.

"I'll just say yes." Lin Li also responded.

Hasegawa Taizo was really silent, the world's malice towards him was really great.

"This has nothing to do with the cost, after all, we would never be able to do this without Linli." Xun Kondo came up and showed the spirit of bowing, and then asked, "So after we discussed, we decided to express our respect for Mr. Lin Li with actions." ”

"We decided to kill ourselves."

When Kondo's words fell, the sound of fierce battle came from behind him.

I saw Kagura and Hijikata working together, strangling Sogo.

And all three of them used the power of the year again.

"Shake S, give me death, Aru!"

"I'm so excited to think that one day I can slaughter you with my own hands!"

"It's not certain who will die in whose hands, the little ghost head will also have the big ghost head!"

"Ghost head? O-head! ”

Isao Kondo: "......"

"It's also possible that he killed." He added.

"In short, we will no longer oppose you and prevent you from winning." Xun Kondo said.

"Wish, let's go back to our world and look for the seven dragon balls." Yinshi also hugged the back of his head and looked up at the sky.

"Okay."

"Wait a minute." Lin Li thought about it for a moment, raised his head, and looked at the dragonfly captain on the back of the heavenly dragon Zhentian:

"Captain Dragonfly - if my opponents die, you won't forcibly summon our opponents again in order for the game to start normally, right?"

I have to guard against it.

"No, it won't." Captain Dragonfly poked his head out.

"That'll do."

……

Wait for the "Gintama" everyone to leave.

Lin Li walked over to the robots that were now covered in the Michelin chef's favorite brown color.

Patted the skull of Kabuda, who had returned to its original form.

"Kabuda, wake up."

"Hmm...... Well? Well! When Kabuda opened his eyes, he looked a little confused.

"Let me ask you, what do you need to make a wish with the silver and bronze ancient book, or the ancient book itself?" Lin Li asked, "If you need to make a wish, then I will tear you down now, if not, then we may be able to live in peace." ”

As Lin Li spoke, hardware tools such as screwdrivers, wrenches, and vises began to appear in his hands continuously.

Kabuda: "......"

What could be a greater threat to robots?

"All we need is books!" Kabuda hurriedly said.

"That's good.,If the book is still there after we make a wish.,I'll give it to you.,If the book isn't there.,There's no way.,Anyway, your animation isn't strictly speaking, there's no big crisis.,If you can't find it.,The impact is not big.。 Lin Li smiled and touched Kabuda's head.

Although it seems that there is some reciprocation, Lin Li is not too surprised by the fact that Kabuda only needs a book.

Everyone can use the Peace Star to make a wish for a glass of water, so what's the difference if you don't make a wish.

"Then you just wait and listen to my command."

"Okay."

Whirlwind Paw felt his consciousness gradually return, and he opened his eyes.

The heads of the ten zodiac signs and the four human beings are all looking down on themselves.

"You're awake, the operation was successful, you're already a female cat." Lin Li said.

The whirlwind claw's pupils shook, and he didn't figure out what was going on at all.

"But when you wake up, go back to sleep." Lin Li said again.

Whirlwind Claw: "? ”

But in the next moment, Whirlwind Claw saw everyone except Lin Li attacking him.

When the zodiac signs dispersed, the whirlwind claws had disappeared from this world.

Lin Li then looked at Captain Dragonfly: "Captain Dragonfly, it's time to start the game, forget it, why don't you just announce the result?" ”

He had placed the "door" on the ruins, just waiting to be opened.

"No, the process that should be followed still has to be followed, this is my way of refereeing." Captain Dragonfly said this.

"In the second round of the game, there are also three small games, accumulating three points."

"The three small games have different rules and restrictions according to the three concepts of martial arts."

……

"The first game, work!"

"The team with the best and fastest screws will get one point!"

"Victory for the evil team."

……

"The second game, dance skills!"

"In a rainy environment, the team that performs the fight and dance, and the team that wins the fight will get one point."

"Victory for the evil team."

……

"The third game, five gongs."

"Each of the two teams sends five male players to compete for male charm, and the winning team gets one point."

"Victory for the evil team."

……

"The game is over, the total score of the game, 4 points for the evil team, 1 point for the other team!"

"The evil team won and obtained the silver and bronze ancient book!"

Lin Li: "What a hearty afternoon battle." ”

(End of chapter)