Chapter 14: A woman's sixth sense is the most terrifying
That's right, sometimes a girl's intuition is so accurate, you can't accept it!
Chen Yingjun was also puzzled for a while, and replied: "No, I just came back, I went to dinner with my roommate, and I was ready to take a bath!" ”
It was also a second reply over there: "Chen Yingjun, are you sure you didn't lie to me?" ”
"No, I really went to dinner with my roommate."
I was supposed to go to dinner with my roommate, but there were a few more people, and lies in love are sometimes more valuable than the truth.
"Okay then, I can barely believe you."
Chen Yingjun replied two more sentences, and after arriving at the dormitory, "I'll take a shower first, and I'll talk about it later!" ”
"Good..."
As soon as Chen Yingjun opened the dormitory door, he saw five big men wearing pants, discussing whether he would come back tonight or not in bed.
After Fan Tiancheng saw Chen Yingjun come back, he laughed: "Come on, come on, call Brother Fan, I'll say that Lao Chen will come back tonight!" ”
Chen Yingjun understood, these goods were betting that they would not come back at night, dog's day.
went up and patted Fan Tiancheng's buttocks and said, "You kid, how do you know that I will come back at night?" ”
"An affectionate man's understanding of another affectionate man," Fan Tiancheng looked unfathomable.
Shen Heping walked out of the bathroom and said with a big grin: "Don't listen to this kid, he has a girlfriend, but it's a pity that he was admitted to Kyoto University." ”
"Now they're both in a different place!"
Chen Yingjun didn't answer, took off his clothes, and went into the dormitory to take a shower.
The probability of getting back together after a couple breaks up is 99.8%, but the probability of going to the end is only 0.03%. Because, both parties may also break up again for the same reason.
As everyone knows, the country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change. Where can a person's personality formed over more than ten or twenty years change overnight?
What's more, if it's a college relationship, the probability of going to the end is definitely not more than one percent, of course, money can eliminate ninety-nine percent of difficulties, and that one percent is feelings.
Anyway, Chen Yingjun thinks so.
After taking a shower, after drying it, I sat on a chair in big pants, and I have to say that the design of going up and down the table sometimes feels not so good.
took the mobile phone and glanced at it twice, there were messages from Shang Manman, some Yu Mengcai asked if he had not, and Xiang Shanshan asked what it was like to like someone, and the good-looking photos sent by other senior sisters.
I have to make Chen Yingjun sigh that this world is very tolerant of handsome people and beautiful people.
Then he began to slowly reply to the message, first went back to Shang Manman's military training to go out to play, thought about it for a while, and did not guarantee it first, for fear that there would be other things.
Yu Mengcai replied, and let him rest earlier.
"Brother Chen, what does it feel like to like someone? 》
Chen Yingjun thought about it, how to answer this, right.
"Probably she has wifi on her"
Xiang Shanshan was a little puzzled, and asked again: "What about the secret love?" ”
"Don't know the wifi password!"
Xiang Shanshan then understood that there is wifi on the person, don't you want to get close to her.
"What about broken love?"
"Of course, the breakup is the wifi that has been connected, and one day suddenly I can't connect it."
"Jealousy?"
"Someone is going to rub the wifi!"
"What about ambiguity?"
"The signal will be strong and weak."
Xiang Shanshan sat in the dormitory, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, and then asked, "Brother Chen, what is your wifi like?" ”
"I use traffic."
Xiang Shanshan put down her phone with a decadent face, hugged her white legs, and sat on the bed.
"Sanshan, what's wrong with you?" Chen Ai looked at Xiang Shanshan with some confusion.
Xiang Shanshan shook her head and replied with a smile: "Ai Ai, I'm fine, I just feel that the wifi password is too difficult to find, and I can't break it..."
Chen Ai is also a smart person, so he understood the two sentences, and then asked with a smile: "Is it your little lover..."
"yes, it's hard to break." Xiang Shanshan nodded and said with a distressed expression.
Chen Ai said at this time: "In this way, you ask him how many girlfriends he has talked about." ”
This suggestion was also affirmed by the other roommates, "yes, look at what he answers." ”
Xiang Shanshan's face was overjoyed, and she hurriedly asked, "Brother Chen, I have a question." ”
"Yes, you say."
"How many girlfriends have you talked to?"
Chen Yingjun smiled slightly, he had been thinking about how to answer this question a long time ago, once or twice was not much, but it would make the other party feel guilty.
Regardless of whether the other party is intentional or unintentional, you have to think about the answer clearly, otherwise life and property will be threatened, life will also be in danger, and you will be a scumbag if you don't die.
In two years, it is estimated that it will appear, I thought I walked into my brother's heart, but I didn't expect to enter the scumbag's fish pond, I thought that the scumbag only had a fish pond, but I didn't expect my brother to be a part-time sea king.
Chen Yingjun took the lead in posting a photo of his sophomore year of high school, with pimples, a small beard, an inch of oily hair, and a Huaixian No. 1 Middle School uniform.
"This is what I looked like in high school, and I only became handsome during the summer vacation, so I didn't talk about any of them."
On the other side, Xiang Shanshan saw Chen Yingjun's previous photos, thought about it, and said to his roommates: "Just now he sent me a previous photo for you to see." ”
After saying that, he circled the phone and showed it to everyone.
At this time, several people were also silent, this is obviously two people, the key is really Chen Yingjun.
Then Chen Ai said slowly: "It looks like it's real..."
Chen Yingjun doesn't know how to kill six people, what can he do if he knows, sincerity is always nirvana, when you use facts to match the line, you will win, we are all talking about the law.
"Rest early, I'm sleeping!"
After Chen Yingjun asked Xiang Shanshan to rest early, he called Shang Manman, and the dormitory was quiet, and someone must pay attention to it when they call.
Then Shang Man's delicate voice came: "Brother Jun..."
Before Chen Yingjun could speak, he heard a wolf howl in the dormitory, fuck, this thing is really, if you look ugly, don't you deserve love?
I've held hands with the best-looking girls in high school before, and of course, I bought two big bags of snacks for three or four hundred.
Except for Yang Heng, the four of them were lying on the side of Chen Yingjun's bed, looking at him with begging eyes, you don't need to be too strong in college, and if you have a few more dormitory friendships, it is very worthy of the affirmation of your roommates, and it must be okay to bring food.
Chen Yingjun looked at the four of them with a smile, and then silently put on the headphones, what a mistake today, I didn't expect Shang Manman to speak in this tone.
"Manman, what's wrong with you?"
Shang Manman was on the bed in the dormitory, with a cunning face, and his glutinous voice came out again: "It's okay, I just miss you!" ”
Chen Yingjun dared to guarantee that she did it on purpose, she knew that she was in the dormitory, and she still spoke like this, which seemed to be a signal.
If there is a woman around, the woman probably looks at herself with disdain and leaves, and the man will definitely tell the people around him that Chen Yingjun has a girlfriend, don't think about it.
Shang Manman is too smart and very independent, and the greeting back then was because he lied to her that she had found a girlfriend, and she was still the person she hated the most.
Chen Yingjun laughed dryly twice and said, "Is there something wrong?" ”
"Of course there is, after our 9.20 military training, I will take Xiaoxiao and He Tong to find you!"
Chen Yingjun calculated, 9.3 school, 15 days, 9.18, they are all 15 days, and since the end of military training is the 28th, the trimming is estimated to be not trimmed, and the party will be held on the 30th.
It is estimated that they will be in military training at that time, so he said calmly: "You wait for 9.30 to come to me and watch our school's party, I will dance and sing at that time..."