When the Broken Horn Monster heard Hu Hou point to himself, he woke up from his dazed state, stood up nervously and stumbled and said: "Old, old, boss, I scream, called Broken Horn, I didn't, no, I didn't study, I didn't, no, I didn't have culture, I didn't know anything, I didn't understand ......."

Hu Hou shouted angrily: "You are nervous! How do you know what I want to ask you? I didn't ask you to offer a strategy, but I wanted to ask, how did the horn on your head break? How did I find out that the horn of our cave house is a bit like the horn on your head, you must have sawed off the horn on your head and made it into the horn of the cave house, right?"

When Broken Horn heard that he didn't want to make his own plans, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and his tone became smooth, and he said: "Boss, my horn was broken when I was fighting with other males for the right to mate when I was not yet transformed, not the horn in our cave. ”

The monsters laughed, and Peach Blossom also covered his mouth and snickered, Hu Hou was very embarrassed, and hurriedly turned his gaze to another monster, and asked: "That broken tail, tell me, what's going on with your tail? How did I find out that you always pull your own tail, is there anything sad? The past is over, and everything must look forward." ”

"Boss, my name is Bald Tail Three, not because of the fight for the right to mate, it was brought from the womb by beating the young, and I am the third in the family. I always pull my tail, I think I can pull it every day to see if I can pull it a little longer......"

Bald Tail's answer naturally attracted laughter, but Hu Hou was a little annoyed and angry, what kind of monsters are these! All of them are so strange, how did I become their boss, it seems that it is time to develop the members of the human race.

Hu Hou shook his head and sighed, but found that there was a monster in the corner, his face was sluggish and his mouth was wide open, drooling, and he was even more helpless in his heart, and sighed: "The clothes on the side are tattered, and there are no shoes." Forget it, I won't ask you what your name is, but can you dress a little better, so that I Huang Fengling looks like I'm opening a black mine, and you're like a person who was caught digging a black mine......"

The former Land Rover whispered beside him: "Boss, he was captured by me and brought back to Huangfengling." ”

"Ahh

"Boss, he was caught by me when he was passing through Huangfengling, isn't there a shortage of people to mine on the mountain? ”

Hu Hou was furious, he was still proud of himself as the king of the mountain, and he turned into a mine boss gorgeously, and he never wanted to turn his head and be blacked out by the bastard of the former Land Rover into a black-hearted bully boss who opened a black mine.

"Former Land Rover, you bastard, how can you do this? Even if there is a shortage of manpower in the mountains, you can't catch strong men everywhere, do you want people outside to think that I am Huang Fengling, a black mine specializing in immoral things, and specializing in business? Look at what you have squeezed people into, I think I am about to become stupid. ”

The former Land Rover said confidently: "Boss, he was originally a stupid monster, he has been wandering around, if I don't catch him to the mountains, he will starve to death one day......"

Hu Hou was completely speechless, okay! He is not only a black-hearted boss who opens a black mine, but also an immoral boss who specializes in catching the disabled and doing black work, and sooner or later he will be retributed.

However, the words of the former Land Rover seem to be a little correct, this stupid monster, if no one takes it in, wanders around in this chaotic years, and sooner or later one day will either starve to death or be killed.

Although he came to Huangfeng Ridge to work as a coolie, he was able to eat and drink, and Hu Hou dared to guarantee that no one would treat the mining monsters badly. When I think about it, the former Land Rover seems to have become a good person.

The monsters on Huangfeng Ridge are all kind people, all good people, and all gentlemen with noble morals!

So Hu Hou was also forced to become a gentleman of noble quality, in this regard, Hu Hou was complacent, it turned out that no matter how deep he hid, even if he hid it in his bones, he still could not hide his mellow and honest character, innocent and kind gentleman character.

Although the monsters had no tricks to do, Hu Hou still decided to do the pre-war motivation work, first to stop everything on Huangfengling, and then to let everyone move out all the delicious things, so that everyone could eat and drink, and finally, tell you some stories about the Thirty-six Strategies.

These stories are in another world, when Hu Hou watched TV, the sporadic fragments left in his mind, after pulling and talking, copying some of the stories made up, even so, he only thought of a dozen or so famous scheme names, let alone think of the names of the characters in the Three Kingdoms, but this nonsense story also made the little demons excited, because no king had ever been interested in telling them stories.

Everyone plucked their ears, licked their palms, pulled their tails, and listened to Hu Hou, the boss of the house, with great interest, and felt that this day was really good, not only had good food and drink, but also had people to tell stories for free, and they still spoke in the vernacular that they could understand.

The story is unreasonable, so it is impossible to learn any strategies from it, and Hu Hou never hoped that everyone could learn anything, just to have fun and relax the atmosphere when the war is coming.

Different people will draw different conclusions from the same story, but most of them just come to the conclusion that it is fun and hilarious, with the exception of two people, one is Jinpeng and the other is Huang Feng.

From the story, Jin Peng concluded that a strong country needs to have a stable production base of grain and grass, so as to ensure that its subjects will not go hungry, will not rebel over food and clothing, and will not let the army rout due to a shortage of food and grass. In addition, the army needs to be disciplined and have a detailed division of labor, so as to ensure that the army is strong and invincible, and that it can also ensure loyalty.

But Huang Feng came to the story that Huang Fengling needed a military advisor, and Mao recommended himself, without consulting anyone, he served as Huang Fengling's military advisor, and I didn't know where to find some feathers, according to the description of the feather fan in the story, I got a feather fan, held it in my hand and shook it, and when I saw Hu Hou, I pulled the mouse whiskers and called the lord, almost let Hu Hou kick out of the Yellow Wind Cave.

In fact, even without Hu Hou's encouragement, the people of Huang Fengling did not take the upcoming Heavenly Court officers and soldiers in their eyes at all, they were all rough guys, in fact, Hu Hou himself did not feel nervous and afraid, on the contrary, he was faintly excited.