"Why!" Li Kai was startled, why didn't this strange bird play cards according to common sense!

"You have a pair of eyes that I love very much, giggles!"

"Just a pair of eyes like me, you are too casual, and I am principled, I don't like casual!" Li Kai was arrogant, ready to send it away with momentum.

"So your name is Master Dog, so domineering and leaking!" The little golden crow fell to the ground, its wings clasped together, twisting its body, full of admiration.

"I'll go!" Li Kai's heart moved, and the black brick appeared in his hand, and he said angrily: "Believe it or not, I slapped you flat with a brick!"

Li Kaizhen didn't know if the crow was praising it or hurting it, and whether the dog was praising it like that! But looking at it, it didn't look like it was pretending.

"Master Dog, your beard is so sexy, ordinary dogs are not as long as you, how can there be traces of being scorched Master Dog, your fur is so supple, how did you do it, teach me" Xiao Jinwu flew to Li Kai's body again, look here, look there, scratch here, touch there, just like a child encountering something fresh, completely ignoring Li Kai's anger.

Li Kai really wanted to say: Rejoicing, that's how confident!

"Master Dog, what are you holding in your hand? Is it a dark secret chronicle? Master Dog is so knowledgeable, he should be a scholar!"

"Smack!"

Li Kai adheres to the principle of unbearable and no longer forbearable, and slapped the little golden crow away, but the strength of the attack is not great, it doesn't want to anger this brainless bird, otherwise it will be finished if it does something more brainless.

"It's so strong masculine, I'm going to faint, help me" The little crow flapped its wings again and fell to the ground, dazed for a while, dizzy, and finally came back to its senses, and supported its head with its wings.

"Oh, I can't stand the birds, I can only chant poems to show my admiration. ”

"Ahem, cough, cough" The little crow cleared his throat, closed his eyes, waved his wings, and sang to the sky:

love

First time

Wandering

Fate is here

Tenderness is as deep as the sea

Don't wait for the branches to bloom

The sun sets and the moon rises and turns white

Just let the infatuation be exposed

The vicissitudes of life have not changed

When you love the deepest, you forget to wear thousands of miles away

If the gentleman walks away, it will be difficult to thank the fate again

The dead branches have been independent for ten years

Don't forget Sijun's heart

May we be buried together in the next life

Causal reincarnation debt

Wait

The return of the king

Helpless

ay

"Can you not be like this" Li Kai wanted to die, and was inexplicably courted by a strange little golden crow, which is called how to accept it.

The point is, the literary style of this product is okay, could it be that Cangyang Gyatso, or Xu Zhimo once crossed over to mention it?

The crow drank water It knew it in the textbook when it was a child, and the crow fed it back from the older generation of grandparents, but it was the first time to see such a crow that could urge the awe. I can't help but admire it at the moment, what a sharp crow!

"Don't look like this, then what do you like?" The little crow held its little head high and thought for a long time, its round little eyes flashed slightly, and Li Kai seemed to see its smile.

"Bang!" A beautiful Siberian dog appeared in front of Li Kai, and ran over to lick its face without authorization, wagging its tail, like a coquettish posture.

"That's what it looks like. The little golden crow was overjoyed with the change in herself.

I thought to myself: Look at how you refuse Miss Ben like this, hum!

The nature of the tsundere is on full display.

Li Kai drooped his ears, his eyes drooped slightly, and his tongue hung unconsciously, looking helpless.

This feels like eating a pound of Luo Yufeng.

"I don't even want to soak you, why do you bother to soak me!"

When Kaye saw this scene, he had already stepped aside, and Li Kai sighed in his heart: "Anyway, you, the hostess, can also save me! Don't you see that your little dog is in dire straits?"

"What's the matter, husband, don't you like it?"

Seeing Li Kai's indifferent look, the little golden crow changed back to its original appearance, flapping its wings "fluttering".

"Poof!"

Li Kai held his stomach, this little crow is really funny, and even the word husband is exported. Although it is said that women chase men and women, but this is a beast chasing a beast, and there is a clan! My God, the dog master is going to be played badly

It can't help but think: Is my dog's great life just gone? Where is Guanyin Bodhisattva who saves suffering?

The little crow's two little eyes rolled up again, "This look, husband, you must like it!"

"Don't call me husband"

"Poof!"

Before the last word could be spoken, its nosebleed erupted a foot away.

This little golden crow actually turned into Kaye's appearance, of course, it is the ** version

Not only Li Kai lost his temper, but even Kaye was full of red faces, and there was no need for piracy to be so thorough, so it would be slightly changed. That's cheaper for the dog

Looking at Li Kai's pig brother, the little crow was suddenly happy, "How is it, husband, do you like this look, are you very satisfied?"

"Like to be satisfied" Li Kai stretched out his claws, but his consciousness was almost gone, his meridians were damaged, and he was caused by excessive blood loss

As if sensing that something was wrong, the little crow looked at his body, his pretty face was covered with redness, and then he made a "bang" sound, panicked and changed back to his original state, and shouted: "Husband is a perverted dog!"

"Damn, don't call me that, I'm not familiar with you!"

Li Kai sighed: There are so many brains in the world, and this crow is the best among them!

"Hmph, if you look at my body, you have to be responsible for me, otherwise, I will burn you!" The little golden crow was furious, arrogant, and full of flames, like a miniature version of the little phoenix born from the fire of the sun.

"Scald me, scalded me!"

"Whew"

Li Kai jumped up and down when he was burned, and shouted: "Don't make trouble!"

"Husband is angry?" the little golden crow blinked her big watery eyes and said softly, like that, as if she had been greatly wronged.

Nima, the dog master was really badly played.

Love comes so fast, like a tornado

"What kind of love is this, Master Dog, I'm not interested in crows!" Li Kai's eyes were half-squinted, his paws were holding his head, and he thought to himself: "Dong Zhou, please allow me to borrow your song and pay tribute to myself."

Seeing that Li Kai didn't know what he was thinking, the little golden crow said pitifully: "Husband, did I do something wrong?"

"Bang!"

Li Kai fell straight down, facing the ground, raising a circle of dust.

"You're not wrong, it's the world that's wrong"

Li Kai just thought so.

Seeing this scene, Kaye forced a smile, "It's really a weird crow."

"Little Raven, what's your name?" she asked.

"My name is Little Golden Crow!" replied the little crow excitedly.

Kaye walked over, picked up the dog that was pretending to be dead, and said to the little golden crow, "Come with us!"

Li Kai really wanted to die.