Chapter 30: Return to the Imperial Capital
In the War of the Gods, there are several extremely famous sharp mouths, among which the second is Count Chi Hanfeng, who has reached the point of the living dead in legend;
Although His Excellency Temugelsai was the last to learn to speak (referring only to human language), the intelligence of the ancient divine dragon has been taught by the words and deeds of the two masters for many years (it is a true sense of "word and deed"), and the advantages of the two have been successfully combined to achieve a blockbuster.
It is said that the words "words are not shocking and endless" and "iron mouth and steel teeth" were born from Lu'er.
Of course, Lord Lu'er always said humbly: "Chi Hanfeng and Amy are polite. When they say iron mouth and steel teeth, they mean that my teeth are good, and they are not allowed to chew steel and iron except me. ”
Speaking of this, Lord Lu'er likes to say loudly in an exaggerated and loud voice: "Good teeth, good appetite, good food." That's the hard thing. ”
--Gods vs. Masters talk
Chapter 30 returns to dìdū
Pity the hearts of parents all over the world. All people who have just become parents must remember the first time their good baby spoke, and the moment when "Dad" or "Mom" suddenly popped out was undoubtedly extremely happy. It's just that...... If this child can speak fluently for the first time, and even has peerless eloquence, I don't know what the child's parents will feel like.
Whether it is for Da Qingshan, Horns or Chi Aotian, facing the talking Lu'er for the first time, his mind is pale, and the remaining little bit of poor thinking ability is also full of two big words - "horror". Seeing that Lu'er's face was full of "I will eat the three of you", the three of them missed Amy endlessly. It's no wonder that Amy's vigorous sneezing in the early morning made Miss Ying on the sickbed feel distressed in vain.
In the end, just when the three young people were about to give up this stupid idea, for some reason, His Excellency Lu'er suddenly gave up and expressed his willingness to try to carry Daqingshan, but for the idea of letting Horns sit on his back at the same time, His Excellency Lu'er made it clear that even if there was thunder in winter and rain and snow in summer, he would not consider it.
Later, entrusted by everyone, Amy talked to Lu'er about this matter, and Lu'er confided that Lu'er was finally willing to let Daqingshan ride, and Lu'er confided that the divine dragon was so kind and lovely, how could he not let his dearest partner ride it. However, the Divine Dragon has a natural instinct, and even in his sleep, he can still sense if someone is making a bad idea within 10 miles. With the supreme intelligence of Lord Green, he saw that the culprit was Horns when he opened his eyes. As the saying goes, "dragons are good to be ridden, and people are good to be bullied", in order to prevent Daqingshan from being calculated by Horns, Lord Lu'er had to sacrifice his reputation and teach this hateful guy a lesson, so as to prevent Daqingshan from making friends carelessly-Speaking of this, Lu'er showed a smile on her face. Truth be told, this smile is indeed very similar to Amy's smile that represents xìng.
Well, it turns out that Horns, who tried to calculate Lord Green, ended up in a very tragic end.
"Well, Horns, you know, I have a good relationship with you, but ......" Lu'er explained to Horns with a serious and kind face: "As a divine dragon, you can't let non-divine dragon knights sit at all, otherwise, both the creation god and the dragon god will send down a mortal sin." ”
Lu'er said cautiously, while looking at the sky with the corner of his eye, ha--did not continue to fall the thunderbolt, his immature voice immediately became louder: "Do you think about it in this way, after I fly, I can grab you with my claws...... To be safe, we can fly a little lower......"
Horns was also an extremely smart man, and when he saw the happy smile secretly blooming under Lu'er's tense face, he didn't have to think about it to know that this must be a bad idea. Damn, how did Lu'er use those unlucky fire jīng spirits beyond imagination in Xilin Island at the beginning, the scene is still vivid. In case, under the pretext that his strength was not enough, he directly threw himself down from a height of dozens of meters, and estimated that his end was worse than that of the fire jīng spirit, then it was still the sea, and he couldn't break if he fell. Even if you don't throw yourself around as a human bomb and see the dense forest, this cunning and eccentric green child doesn't use himself as a broom all the way, maybe it will be beautiful to clean up with nature.
"Uh...... Lu'er, forget it, you're working so hard, I feel sorry for you. You go first, I'll find a way to find a station. Horns immediately politely declined.
When Lu'er heard this, tears immediately welled up in her eyes again, and she inhaled and said, "I knew you didn't believe me...... Woo......"
At that time, Da Qingshan and Chi Aotian were so moved that they even wondered if the naughty Lu'er just now and the thoughtful and obedient Lu'er were not the same dragon. Horns also felt a little guilty, as if he really shouldn't doubt Lu'er's sincerity.
Of course, it turned out later that Lu'er was in tears because her own plot was seen through, and she was in a hurry.
"Forget it......" Lu'er let out a long breath of extreme grievance: "In order to reassure you, in order for us to rush back to Dìdū as soon as possible, so let's do it, I will release a levitation technique for you, and the levitation technique I released can float for at least one morning." Then, you don't believe me anyway, you better go and hold it and leave, you hold its tail, so that it is basically not forced, and it can take you to the sky, and we will fly back together. ”
Seeing that Lu'er aggrievedly put forward such a constructive opinion, Horns almost blamed himself for being too careful. I almost said: It's still the tail of the green child. However, after all, it was Horns, who still had a strong sense of vigilance, and at the last moment he resolutely chose to hold the tail of the dragon. Horns was really afraid that if Lu'er regretted it in the air, he would make some excrement out thickly, and his fate would change from a broom to a diaper.
It's a pity that human wisdom is limited after all, and it's still a dwarf race that is not known for its intelligence.
In the dragon's flight, the two huge wings are used to stir the wind for nine days, and the huge tail is used to swing left and right to change direction. In this sense, if the direction is grasped accurately, the direction of the dragon's flight does not change much, and the dragon's tail can really comfortably carry a person with a levitation technique.
Daqingshan and Chi Aotian can both testify that in the next eight hours of flight, Lu'er used all his strength, made all kinds of difficult moves in the air, and attracted the dragon to chase him -- to be honest, to be honest, to be a good dragon, is to have a simpler brain.
Daqingshan, who had just flown into the sky, was of course very excited, and Chi Aotian didn't pay careful attention to Lu'er's abnormal performance, what was really uncomfortable was that he was tied to the third heir of the dwarf kingdom who was about to leave the tail, and every time the huge dragon tail slashed and shook in the air, Horns was excited, oh, wrong, it was a heart-rending scream of horror. At the beginning, Horns was scolding Lu'er loudly, these words really damaged the image of the two super-heavyweights in history, so I won't go into detail one by one, in short, it is from the dragon god greeting all the reptiles on the ground. Later, seeing that not only Lu'er ignored him, but even Da Qingshan and Chi Aotian ignored him, Horns' curse shifted to the two partners.
It's a pity that this ...... It's really not Daqingshan and Chi Aotian's fault. I forgot to say it just now - the moment Lord Lu'er released the floating, he also released a "Silence Technique". Lu'er now has the ability of a magister, and this, there is no need to chant to release ordinary level 5 magic.
Finally, a few hours passed, and the tired Horns finally vomited and cursed enough on the tail that was about to leave...... Asleep, or more precisely, unconscious.
In order to avoid shocking the world, the two dragons landed on the hillside not far from Scambrai, and Daqingshan and Chi Aotian untied Horns tied to it from the dragon's tail, and the dwarf looked pale and prostrate, and had vomited all the food in his stomach along the way, standing on the ground with both feet, and his body was still spinning nervously......
Since then, Horns has never thought of flying into the sky again, and, it is said, that from that generation, everyone in the royal line of the dwarves has a fear of heights.
The next day, Daqingshan, Horns, and Chi Aotian came down the hillside to the Continental Highway, which was already very close to Scambray City, and it took about 2 hours to walk. To leave the dragon has already returned to the Phantom Beast Sacred Garden, and Lord Lu'er said that because he has been in high mental work recently, the pressure is too great, so he wants to sleep a little more and fly back to the Duke's Mansion in the afternoon.
The three of them had just walked a few miles along the mainland highway when they had already noticed a special smell in the air.
Spatially speaking, Dìdū Scambrai is far away from the battlefield, and there is not only another magnificent river on the continent - the Sanggan River in the middle, but also more than 2,000 miles apart, in addition to the dragon, even the vulture knights need more than 5 days to arrive, and in such a distant geographical space, there are dense Jīng sharp troops in the four major theaters. Geographically, therefore, dìdū is in absolute safety.
However, everything in front of me shows that the flames of war have really burned.
On the mainland road, there were constantly lightly armed knights on prancing horses, red leather armor indicating that they were heralds of the army, and soldiers in uniforms came and went in the inns along the roadside, and the city of Scambrai could be seen from afar, and the rolling barracks outside the city could be seen.
With the gradual escalation of the war, the conservatives represented by Duke Chi were worried that the empire would face a powerful enemy that would not be encountered in a century, so they continued to pressurize the Redstone Emperor through the Imperial Department, hoping to mobilize more troops to enter the war one after another. According to the latest documents approved by the Redstone Emperor, the seven major theaters of the empire have all entered the highest state of war.
Near rì, Count Ji Hanfeng, the supreme commander of the Imperial Gyeonggi Theater, was ordered to go to the Northern Federation to support the empire mainland by sea ship with 10,000 jīng rui troops of the Xueyue Legion. On the same day, the Knights of the Colorful Dragon, ranked first in the four major theaters of the Empire, were ordered to assemble under the city of Scambrai. Except for the 8,000 Guards guarding the Imperial City, all the defense of Scambrai was taken over by the swordsman battalion under the command of the Marquis of Delaware.
In January of the 4th year of the magic calendar, the north wind roared across the ocean from the distant ice and snow continent, and the first light snow of the year had fallen in Scambray City seen by Horns and others from afar, and it was destined to have an unusually cold winter.
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