Chapter Twenty-Six: Very Good, Very Spirited
"You guys, do you want to eat 'bandao noodles' or 'wontons'?"
Xu Ning met the frightened gazes of Zhang Heng and Li Zhu, and said in a flat tone.
"Uh, uhhhh
The two twisted their necks frantically, desperately trying to pull Xu Ning's hand away with both hands, but they only felt that this white jade was like a huge pincer, stuck in the neck and difficult to separate.
A strong feeling of suffocation invaded, causing the two of them to feel the fear of death.
They looked at each other, and each saw the horror in each other's eyes.
It's broken, and I'm going to suffer today!
Don't say that you can't rob the big fat sheep, I'm afraid that even this life may not be saved.
"Sorry, I forgot you guys were stuck in your throat and couldn't speak."
Xu Ning smiled faintly, and immediately let go of his hand and threw the two of them down on the board.
"Childe spares his life, Childe spares his life!"
Zhang Heng and Li Zhu didn't care about enjoying the long-lost breathing, they both knelt down on the ground, their heads begging for mercy like pounding garlic.
The two of them committed murder on the Heishui River, all relying on brute force and ruthlessness, but in fact, they didn't know anything about martial arts at all.
When they used to meet such guests, they politely propped the boat to the other side, and did not dare to think crookedly.
But who knows, the unlucky guy who was stripped naked by the two of them and still entered the river a few days ago has become a martial arts master today.
Who the hell would have thought of that!
Xu Ning looked down at the black water double dragon who was kneeling and begging for mercy, and his heart was not as happy as he imagined, but calm.
When Xu Ning was tied hand and foot and thrown into the water, the resentment in his heart towards them was like a surging river, and like the flooding of the Yellow River, it was out of control.
In short, at that time, he was eager to eat the blood, knock its bones, suck its marrow, sleep its skin, and pluck its hair.
But now, when he really found the other party to take revenge, Xu Ning was not so angry in his heart.
The Black Water Double Dragon, who kowtows and does not fall, is no longer much different from ants in his eyes, and torturing them will not gain any satisfaction.
It is enough to treat others in the way of others.
"'Itachi noodles' and 'wontons', you can quickly pick one."
"I'll pick you and your mother's big bidous!"
A hint of ferocity flashed in Zhang Heng's eyes, and he grabbed the machete and jumped up violently and slashed straight at Xu Ning's neck.
This little white face doesn't seem to be going to let go of their brother, damn it, stretching out his head is a knife, and shrinking his head is also a knife, so it's better to simply fight a fish and die in the net.
Seeing that Xu Ning seemed to be stunned and did not react, Zhang Heng showed a hideous smile on his face.
But the next moment, his smile immediately froze on his face.
"Click!"
Behind him was a machete swinging, the sharp blade slashing at the neck with unmistakable precision.
The blade penetrated into the flesh for three points, and although the neck was not immediately severed, the broken arteries and blood vessels had already gushed out large patches of dripping blood.
Zhang Heng suddenly felt that there was a gloom in front of him, all the scenes became blurred, and a familiar voice seemed to sound faintly in his ears.
"I'll choose 'Itagawa Noodles'!"
Li Zhu's eyes were bloodshot, he held the machete with both hands and slashed wildly, and in a short time, he chopped Zhang Heng's body into five or six pieces and threw them into the river.
He threw down the machete with a "clang", knelt in front of Xu Ning, and said with tears in his eyes.
"Childe, I'm just a helper, I haven't harmed a good person, it's all done by Zhang Heng's forced villain! If it weren't for the hard fight against him, the villain would have wanted to cut that guy with a knife and return his innocent body. ”
"Today, I am fortunate to have met Childe, and the villain can just abandon the darkness and turn to the light, and set things right!"
Li Zhu understood very well that since this little Langjun had already cultivated the martial arts, it was not at all something that these two ordinary people who relied on their brute strength and ruthlessness could deal with.
What's more, there is an extraordinary son-in-law next to the other party, and he may also be a martial arts master, and he will definitely not be able to fight them hard.
Li Jian thought that he was in the teahouse in the town a few days ago, and he heard the storyteller say that the real martial arts masters are all masters with extremely high spirits, and it is difficult to take care of people like ants.
Then, as long as this little Langjun is let out of the evil anger of that day, maybe he can let himself go as a fart.
So, Li Zhu searched his intestines and scraped his stomach, exhausted what he had learned in his life, and made up a few less vulgar arguments.
"Very good, very energetic."
The corners of Xu Ning's mouth twitched slightly, and under the surprised eyes of the other party, he suddenly raised his foot and stepped on his spine, and kicked him into the water with another kick in the chest.
"Ahh Whining! ”
There was a splash on the water, but in an instant it was calm again.
"He is worthy of being a good apprentice of a teacher, and he will never be bewitched by gossip."
Ghost Cheng Tianzun stroked Xu Ning's head with his hand and nodded with satisfaction.
“emm... This is all well taught by the teacher. ”
Xu Ning smiled, picked up the oars and prepared to row to the shore.
"Wait."
Ghost Cheng Tianzun gently tugged at his wrist and pursed his lips and smiled.
"The Heishui River is one of the tributaries of the Pujiang River system, and you can turn into the tributary Longtan Creek by driving southeast along here, your home is just east of the stream, and we can walk directly over when we get off the boat."
"Yes, but the waterway is dangerous, and there have been no ships for many years."
Xu Ning nodded, according to the memory of his predecessor, it was indeed possible to cross the Heishui River by boat at the door of his home.
But the waterway had been abandoned decades earlier, and the village elders often said that it was very evil, and there were many evil demons and monsters.
Therefore, when he left home to go to Beijing to take the exam, he crossed the mountains and took the land route to the Heishui River ferry and then went north.
"If there is a promising teacher, the Peerless Domain can also change the way."
Ghost Cheng Tianzun raised his eyebrows, and a pair of clear eyes suddenly became extremely blood-red again, which was particularly conspicuous in the darkness that was already close to night.
She had words in her mouth, and between her lips one by one, it seemed that there were countless mysterious runes swimming around.
"Edict!"
Ghost Cheng Tianzun raised his hands slightly, and in an instant, countless paper money was thrown into the river, and the sky seemed to be a white and yellow "paper rain".
Xu Ning saw it clearly, and the paper money fell into the water and was not soaked, but sank straight down until it was out of sight.
"Let's go!"
Ghost Cheng Tianzun shouted again, and just as Xu Ning was puzzled, a burst of infiltrating laughter suddenly floated on the surface of the river.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hahahahaha
The voice was cold and circulating, cold to the marrow, as if it was close at hand, and as if it was far away in the sky, cold and ethereal, not at all like it could be made by a living person.
The laughter stopped for a moment, but the boat sped east.
"Master is a good means!"
Xu Ning hurriedly slapped his ass again, he knew that this was driven by the master's strange behavior again.
The reason why the boat moved on its own is probably because there are "coolies" working underwater.