The sword came from the north and the world knew the mad sword

The ape failed to strike a blow, roared angrily, the sound vibrated with anger, and countless small stones fell from the top of the rock.

Nan Cao covered his ears, and suddenly felt that the smell of smoke in the air was much lighter: Not good! The firewood is burned!

The firewood at the entrance of the cave is gone, which means that once the smoke clears, the monkeys will return, so either flee with the pot of wine, or fight quickly!

Nan Ke looked at the monkey wine in the tree hole, his saliva was about to stay, and he roared at the sound of the big monkey: "Lao Tzu bet!" ”

Said that it was too late, the sword in Nan Ke's hand was as fast as lightning, and his internal force moved with the sword, and a sword slashed on the monkey's arm, and suddenly blood splashed, the monkey was in pain, roared, and smashed down with a punch, Nan Ke dodged sideways, and as soon as the fist wind passed, it actually rolled down Nan Ke's sleeves covering his face.

Nan Cao swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and was horrified in his heart: I only broke the skin of this monkey with all my strength? But if it really hits this punch, whether I have a life or not is another matter!

The big monkey punched one punch after another, aimlessly swinging at Nan Ke at will, Nan Ke was unavoidable, and said in his heart: This thing only has brute force, the speed is still so fast, but there is no discipline, I don't know where its next punch will be, it's really difficult to deal with!

Nan Ke had an idea, and suddenly remembered that in the wooden house next to the waterfall last night, because he was in a big mess, with the help of Wu Mosha's residual dream power, he slashed at will, which was exactly the same as this monkey's fist technique.

Nan Ke stared at the monkey and instantly understood the reason - wine! This monkey is drunk! If it weren't for that, his punches wouldn't be so heavy and swift, and they wouldn't be a punch in the sky or a punch on the ground, which is not in line with the intelligence of a monkey!

Nan Ke took a deep breath, dodged his fist, and began to fight back, swinging his sword in the same way, first slashing with a sword, and then picking it up, and a sword mark in the shape of a sign suddenly appeared on the ape's arm.

Nan Ke was overjoyed: it works!

"Haha, you stinky monkey, just be a sparring partner and feed Lao Tzu!"

Nan Ke recalled some introductory swordsmanship learned in the Snow Fox Department, the swordsmanship told him to stab and receive, he had to stab and stab again, the swordsmanship told him to swim in the sea with one move and then pick up the harrier to turn over, he had to make a move Baihong through the sun and then take another move to sweep the world, and then use the body method of "Swimming Snake" to open the distance.

With his technique, Nan Cao's chaotic sword quickly left countless blood marks and blood holes on the ape's body.

Nan Ke's face was overjoyed, and he pointed his sword at the monkey: "Stinky monkey!" Your trick is so bad that Lao Tzu stole it! Could this be the legendary trick without a trick? Then this sword technique is called ...... Drunken monkey sword! ”

Nan Ke thought for a while: "No, this name is not good, if I really become famous in the future, don't others call me Monkey Swordsman?" This sword technique combines the random swing and slash when I was crazy yesterday and the fist of this drunk monkey, then it is called the crazy sword! ”

The big monkey looked at Nan Ke's face with joy, and he also said something in his mouth, he was angry, he roared and fell with a punch, Nan Ke's footsteps were like ghosts, he stepped on the monkey's arm in two steps, and a sword was pointed at the monkey's head, flowing out a little red, and the big monkey didn't know what was wrong, at this moment it seemed to suddenly wake up, showing a human-like expression, and no longer angry, as if he was a little scared.

Nan Ke raised his eyebrows: "You monkey can't be some kind of monster, right?" Will you still beg for mercy? ”

Nan Ke put away his sword, and the big monkey stopped swinging his fists, pouting his red butt and running to the side, pointing his finger at the hole in the tree, as if signaling Nan Ke to go and fetch the wine himself.

Nan Cao thought it was funny: "You monkey really knows the situation, okay, it's not easy for you to grow so big, Lao Tzu will take you a few jars of wine and leave!" ”

The monkey nodded his head again and again, as if he understood Nan Cao's words.

Nan Ke looked at its expression and felt a little disgusted, turned around and swung his sword towards the rock wall, and it didn't take much effort to make two jars, and when he was about to make a third jar, he heard a monkey cry from the direction of another cave at the foot of the mountain.

Nan Ke sniffed, there was no choking smoke in this cave, and his brows were furrowed: "If you want to leave quickly, if a group of monkeys come back, I will definitely die, and I can't take away seven or eight jars of wine alone." ”

simply stopped being greedy, quickly hit two jars of wine, glanced at the big monkey squatting in the corner and shivering, Nan Cao waved his hand at it: "Stinky monkey, I'll come back to play with you when I'm free!" "Pick up two stone jars of wine, sprinkle them at the entrance of the cave and run.

By the time Nan Ke ran out of the cave, the sky was already slightly bright.

"Hahaha, I made a lot of money this time! One gourd and two jars of wine are enough for me to drink for five or six days! ”

At this moment, Nan Yao's mind was all on wine, and the mad sword that he had just learned had been left behind.

…………

Just when Nan Ke stole the wine and was on the rise, on a small road more than ten miles away from Wumei Mountain in Qingzhou, Zheng Zishan and Zhou Qiansan were riding a donkey together.

"Damn, surnamed Zheng! Can't you just come down and walk? Give Lao Tzu and donkeys are almost tired! ”

Zheng Zishan shook his head: "The name sword is too heavy, and I am tired of walking." ”

On the other hand, the donkey was panting at this time, and if it had spoken, it would have scolded the street.

"Why do we have to go to Li Huanyan's stinky girl, I don't want to see her!" Zhou Qian pouted sourly.

Zheng Zishan smiled and shook his head: "You don't want to see her?" Don't you dare to look at it! ”

Zhou Qian's sour eyebrows were raised, and he was anxious: "Let your mother's fart!" What is there to dare to do? ”

Zheng Zishan smiled maliciously, and his two beards were about to go to the sky: "Yo, yo, yo, are you still hard-mouthed?" I don't know if it's that stinky boy, in order to pursue others, the eldest son of the Hubu waiter who proposed marriage to the capital with a broken knife was cut down on the street. ”

Zhou Qian's sour face did not change, and his face was indignant: "Lao Tzu is not pleasing to the eye of that kid surnamed Liu!" There are five or six people dressed up all day long, thin like a bamboo pole, and they have to succeed! Lao Tzu cut him, won't he hide? ”

Zheng Zishan only felt funny when he looked at his hard mouth, and sighed: "Princess Huanyan, who was peerless back then, is now a monk and has become a Kun Dao, and she is also older, Zhou Xianhuan, who was invincible back then, has now become Zhou Poor and sour, our generation is ......."

Before the words fell, Zhou Qiansan interrupted: "Who is with you for a generation, when you die, Lao Tzu can still cut people!" ”

Zheng Zishan laughed twice and stopped talking, Zhou Qiansour turned his head, but his eyes became a little dim, looking at the looming Wumei Mountain in the distance, it took a long time to pop out a few words: "There is a way that the years never defeat the beauty, and the one who defeats the happy face is me and his incompetent father and the ruthless imperial brother......

Zheng Zishan shook his head with a smile: "You are Your Majesty now, as for you...... is much better than when I wrote those bullshit love poems to Li Huanyan back then. ”

"Get out of the way!"