Haicheng, Huangjiang District, Touch Love Restaurant.

"You're a beautiful woman, are you on a blind date?"

When Chen Ji found the position, there was already a beautiful girl sitting opposite him, after he accosted him, the girl tilted her head and looked at him, and after looking at him a few times, she nodded: "Yes." ”

"I'm sorry, I came here after work and took some time to find a place."

"It's okay, you're only five minutes late."

"I'm sorry."

Chen Ji couldn't tell whether she was sarcastic or complaining, in short, it was right to apologize, after all, he was late.

The girl on the other side pouted, didn't speak again, and said in an impatient tone: "Order food first and then chat!" ”

Chen Ji thought for a while, "I think it's better to introduce yourself first and get to know each other." ”

The waiter served him a cup of tea.

"What do you mean? Don't even want to have a meal? ”

Her voice was much higher, and someone nearby had already looked.

The consumption of this restaurant is not low, and ordinary people will not come to improve their food, and her voice is amplified, which naturally attracts the attention of many people.

"You're not that poor, are you?"

The girl with exquisite makeup asked rhetorically.

Chen Ji looked at her with a strange face.

In fact, from the first time he saw her, Chen Ji felt that this blind date had failed.

has been on a blind date dozens of times, and Chen Ji can be regarded as having his own set of standards for looking at people.

First of all, he basically doesn't have to think about highly educated and high-quality women, because the requirements of these girls are often extremely high.

A set of more than 120 square meters in Haicheng, within the third ring house is the foundation, if not, then you want a suburban villa, or a large flat, or have the ability to buy a house in full.

Chen Ji couldn't meet any of his requirements.

He graduated from Haijiao University and has a good academic degree, but his family is very ordinary, his parents are workers and have a pension, but he can't help him buy a house.

The work is also okay, I have been a programmer in a large factory for three years, and I can't stand 996 to come out and start a business with others, and others contribute funds to him and take a little equity, but unfortunately the company has been tepid for a few years.

It's okay to buy a house, but there is a certain amount of pressure to take out a loan.

Therefore, for highly educated and high-quality women, Chen Ji can't meet their requirements, and he can't be handsome and 1.8 meters tall.

Secondly.

Girls with average educational backgrounds, ordinary family backgrounds, and average jobs.

If this kind of girl is dressed up exquisitely, with jewelry bags starting from one or two thousand, and her whole body is full of brand-name atmosphere, Chen Ji wants to slip away at a glance.

If he guessed the girl in front of him correctly, this is the one.

And it is a relatively strange category in this type:

Chen Ji has been with her for two or three weeks, and she hasn't talked ten words, either taking a bath or playing with friends, asking her questions is either "um" or "no", and she refuses to say any personal information.

Chen Ji questioned whether it was too expensive at the time, and he didn't hear the introducer say that she was born in Bai Fumei.

She didn't answer.

But Chen Ji's mother called, split her head and covered her face, saying that the introducer had called her, and asked Chen Ji to hurry up and treat her, don't be stingy, the money is out of the house!

Of course, Chen Ji couldn't let his mother pay, so he could only bite the bullet and go on this blind date.

"I think it's not about money, it's about ......"

"Alright, I'll go!"

Chen Ji was still organizing the language, but the girl opposite had already stood up and picked up her bag.

Didn't go right away.

seems to give Chen Ji a chance to stay.

But Chen Ji just smiled and made a gesture of please.

She was so angry that she glared at him fiercely:

"I, Zhang Yan, really poured blood mold for eight lifetimes before I met a strange poor ghost like you!"

After scolding, turn around and leave.

The clatter of high heels made many people in the restaurant look at it.

“…… Alas! ”

Chen Ji, who was left, sighed, and went on a blind date dozens of times, and this time it was a record-breaking fast.

He was the last to know the other party's name.

No wonder others say that blind dates are the men who don't please girls the most, and chase the most difficult women.

Blind dates give people a headache.

"Waiter, pay the bill."

Being watched by many people, Chen Ji calmly drank a cup of tea, after all, he felt that the embarrassed person was not himself.

The waiter glanced at the two cups of tea and a snack on his table, and couldn't help but smile when he saw her in his eyes the whole time: "Sir, I think you should be happy, just now she came and asked for a snack to start taking pictures......"

Chen Ji understands in seconds.

Tweet, right?

Wait, shouldn't you come to a blind date with him just to take pictures and post them to Moments?

And he won't appear on the camera, is she "alone", wearing a beautiful makeup, to have an elegant dinner at the Touch Love Restaurant?

"Thank you."

Chen Ji has a good impression of this store, how high the quality of the waiters here is.

"Help me figure out how much it is."

"Okay, wait a minute."

Chen Ji, who was waiting for the bill, received a phone call.

When I picked it up, it was my mother.

Not surprisingly, it was for the blind date, and Zhang Yan called the introducer to complain when she went out.

"If you don't succeed this time, you won't succeed, your mother and I just found out, it turned out that the woman didn't have a job, but fortunately it didn't work."

The corners of Chen Ji's mouth twitched, and said, "Forget Mom, I'll find it myself, don't bother." ”

"You're looking for? How do you find it? As far as your personality and job are concerned, I'm embarrassed to talk about you! ”

"By the way, do you know that your Uncle Zhang's son is married? I heard that he was looking for it on a blind date app, so you should hurry up and go too! ”

Blind date software?

In Chen Ji's impression, most of these things are cheating membership fees, and it is better to find a matchmaker in the same city, at least you can meet with men and women in the same city on a blind date.

But he couldn't resist his mother, so he could only vaguely agree:

More on that tomorrow.

After coping with the family, Chen Ji breathed a sigh of relief and asked the girl who was checking out at the front desk, "Is my bill ready?" ”

"Well, right away, I'm sorry, our boss heard the movement just now, so we need to understand the situation."

The girl at the front desk pointed to a quiet private room next to it that was blocked by a wooden grid.

Chen Ji could vaguely see two women sitting inside, one of them was very tall, and the waiter just now was reporting to them at the door.

And it seems that both women are bosses, because Chen Ji heard the waiter call one of them Boss Zhou to distinguish it.

After a while, the waiter came out and announced that Chen Ji was exempted.

"Free of charge?"

Chen Ji was stunned.

"Yes, it's free, because the location is not for you, and the dim sum is not for you to eat...... In short, you didn't have a good meal with us, as compensation, so you don't have to pay this little fee. ”

"That's right."

Chen Ji thought about it, could it be that the owner of this restaurant saw that he failed on a blind date and gave him a comfort?

"Are you sure you're exempt?"

"Sure!"

"Thank you very much, and thank you boss for helping me."

Chen Ji didn't insist on paying the bill, and after smiling at the waiter, he said goodbye and left the Touch Love Restaurant.

As a programmer, I always can't help but find out the root cause of the current situation of "fail" and "error".

Chen Ji is the same.

While he was waiting for the elevator, he reviewed the failure of this blind date in his mind.

But no matter what he thinks, this time the failure was a mistake when calling someone else's class and trying to build his own object.

"You have to write it yourself to be safe and reliable."

Muttering, Chen Ji took out his mobile phone, ready to find some blind dates in the same city on WeChat and participate in a few parties to expand his social reach.

Search: Haicheng blind date.

A bunch of public accounts jumped out, Haicheng matchmakers, Haicheng men and women, sea drifting turtle groups, and so on.

As a metropolis with a population of 20 million, there are countless blind date public accounts.

But at first glance, Chen Ji was attracted by an extremely special public account.

"Blind date over time?"

The official account icon is a mechanical girl with a great sense of science fiction, like a baby in the mother's body curled up in the vast sea of stars, with long snow-white hair fluttering, and a weak posture of closing her eyes and sleeping is particularly cute.

Chen Ji clicked on it.

"Loading, please ...... later"

Loading? Does the official account also need to be loaded?