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Let's tell a horror story, dreams never come true.

There used to be a bird named Ren Lu, and she only had one dream, which was to get a good night's sleep, such as three days and three nights, and three watches in the middle of the night.

But things in this world always backfire (bushi), and it took less than two hours for Ren Lu to lie down, and the sound of a knock on the door woke up the lying corpse on the bed.

Yi Jiayin will not give up waking up a person who is really asleep.

The voice is tragic and powerful, comparable to the voice of "the paranoid president banged against the wall for me".

Emphasis added: Bang bang bang.

(Chinese class representative: This just echoes the end of the above, which not only depicts the determination to hit the wall, but also expresses the eagerness, perseverance and unhesitation of the person who hit the wall)

(Say it silently three times, the words in parentheses do not exist)

Ren Sleep I

G. Heron endured the sleepy drag and slid off the comfortable bed.

The hanging head, weak hands, and eyes that can't be opened are combined to form a panda heron.

"Sleep Makes Me Weak"

"The Soul Is Drained"

The weak body is about to become noodles, and it still gets up, is it the distortion of human nature, or the degradation of morality?

It is Yi Jiayin's airborne.

Panda, no, as soon as Ren Lu opened the door, he saw a tree trunk in a dark forest, no, it was Yi Jiayin who was carrying a box.

Eccentric outfit Yi Jiayin, wearing a conspicuous amphora baseball cap, wearing a Minion mask, and a dazzling black body, appeared at Ren Lu's door with a cool image, Panda Egret didn't recognize who it was.

Immediately slammed the door shut, thinking it was going to be robbed.

"Woman, if you don't open it again, I can't guarantee what will happen."

Only then did the woman Lu realize that it was Yi Jiayin, and quickly opened the door like a dog.

"Woman, come and please me!" Yi Jiayin shouted in a thick voice.

"What are you doing? What the hell are you talking about?! The woman rubbed her eyes, thinking she had misheard.

Yi Jiayin repeated it again, and her tone was even more domineering.

Ren Lu asked back in a hoarse voice, "Where is this?!" ”

"On the Lethality of Yi Jiayin's Sentence"

"Woman, you're cute, but don't challenge me easily!" Yi Jiayin propped up on the door frame with one hand, got closer to Ren Lu, and pushed the suitcase in front of Ren Lu with the other hand, deliberately handsomely turned sideways, raised his eyebrows, and his eyes were ambiguous.

Cute Egret glanced at the box and looked very bad.

"Is this a desert escape to my house? Do you have a carry-on space with you and there are hundreds of billions of materials and skills?! ”

The irony is that the lines that usually look funny are silly to say.

"Little thing, you're challenging my bottom line." The cute heron has become the little thing heron.

"Come in!" The little thing Heron was a little angry, and the sleepiness just now seemed to be forced away by speechlessness.

"Woman, you managed to get my attention." Yi Jiayin took off her baseball cap, revealing a big wave of yellow hair, like a doll.

The little thing heron is very puzzled, what about the trick? Where did the hair come from?!

"Did you take the wrong medicine? I can't get in, it's a waste of air conditioning to open the door! ”

"Heh, cutie, you're the first person to dare to talk to me like that!" Yi Jiayin shook her wavy long hair, revealing a connotative look.

Three points of coldness, three points of ridicule, and four points of carelessness.

The little cutie heron who likes to mention the new name couldn't be seen originally, but Yi Jiayin showed a picture of the boss, the cute Akita dog head, with the above three sentences written on it.

"......" the little cute heron turned into a little confused heron.

It's magical.

"Woman, you are playing with fire, water, and life!" Yi Jiayin paused, "Play everything you shouldn't play!" ”

"Uh...... Play it yourself. ”

Yi Jiayin learned to play on the spot.

Ren Lu glanced at Yi Jiayin, and carried the suitcase in, leaving her alone.

"Oh shit, she's just left, and I'm going to miss her."

Just the right time, just the right place, just the right play.

"Don't make noise with me, you have to read the lines and hurry up early tomorrow." Ren Lu, who was missed, finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Come on, little darling!" Yi Jiayin stepped on the hot wheels and flew in.

Extra! Yi Jiayin's body wounds were all healed, and it took only twenty chapters to spare......

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It is recommended to use one sentence next time: Yi Jiayin has completely recovered his health, only 9 words.