Chapter 18: Martial Arts into Immortal Method
Xia Shumin chatted with her mother-in-law for a long time with great interest.
The two studied the map together and eventually came to the conclusion:
The map is detailed where it is right, and ridiculously wrong where it is.
If you follow the map, you are guaranteed to be pitted.
"It's a pity."
The lover's mother-in-law sighed: "The person who drew the map did not know what means he used to draw the geography of the mountains and rivers in such a detailed and detailed manner, but the wrong place diverged to 108,000 miles, which is embarrassing. ”
Xia Shumin bit her lip and held back a smile.
She didn't dare to say that this map was from the hand of Chen Gongzi, who had left the illusion of the heavens and the earth, lest her mother-in-law turn her head and tell her mother.
However, Xia Shumin also determined one thing:
Chen Gongzi's Fantasy Realm of Hatred Heaven and Earth is very different from the world of Zhao Kingdom where she is located.
The earth is round, and the world of Zhao is a round place.
Alas, when can I contact Chen Gongzi again?
She hadn't written and chatted with her son for two days, and she now had to read the poetry book hundreds of times a day, and the prompt "Please be patient" was still stuck there.
If she had known, she would have discussed with Chen Ji and invited her to meet again.
"Girl."
The mistress looked at her and said with a smile: "This map of yours is from the Western Regions?" ”
"Hmm... Well. ”
Xia Shumin nodded very weakly.
"There are such treasures in the Western Regions, but it is also rare, I have time to take a look at it."
The mother-in-law said indifferently.
Xia Shumin wanted to say, mother-in-law, don't learn Sanzang Master when you are old, don't say that it is difficult to go to Shenluo, even if you go to Tianzhu.
"I heard you're still looking for a weapon for self-defense?" The mother-in-law asked her again.
"Mother-in-law, how do you know? Ah, it must be Luzhu's broken mouth girl talking nonsense! ”
Xia Shumin puffed out his mouth, and made up his mind to pinch the mouth of the girl in Luzhu at night, it was not reliable at all!
Mother-in-law smiled: "Even I have heard about it, I'm afraid my wife will hear about it soon, so let's do it, my mother-in-law walked the rivers and lakes before and knew a few people who made thunderbolts, and they could explode loudly when they were thrown out, and the power was not bad, so it was the most suitable for you to defend yourself and drive away thieves." ”
"Thunderball?"
Xia Shumin knows this poisonous thing, in the mouth of the storyteller in the restaurant and tea shop, this thing is first-class, the most popular in the demon gate, the righteous gentleman is hit every time, and the thunderbolt will also release poisonous fog, smoke, or those happy and dispersed, and the bad woman's name is hateful.
But.
If it's for your own use, it's a good thing......
"Okay, okay."
Xia Shumin agreed, but asked embarrassedly: "Mother-in-law, how much silver is this thunderbolt?" I've used all my monthly money to buy books this month. ”
She doesn't have a small coffer.
Buy books and buy moonlight.
I don't know how many times I've been told by her mother.
"Don't get in the way, let him pay the account on credit first, and the county guard won't be in debt."
"Hmm, okay."
Xia Shumin agreed again.
She wanted to complete Chen Gongzi's commission as soon as possible.
If she really didn't have the money to pay it back, she would write more small talking books for booksellers to sell, and as long as she signed the name of Mr. Half Book, she should be able to make a lot of money.
The mother-in-law said: "I asked the craftsman to add poisonous smoke to the thunderbolt bomb for you, don't worry, he has an antidote for you, you can take it within half an hour, don't worry about accidental injury." ”
Xia Shumin nodded again in agreement, but she still wanted two things: "Mother-in-law, I also want a delicate crossbow, and a sword, which is not too long and heavy, and a short sword is better...... I wonder how much it will cost? ”
She probably knew that a good sword would cost a hundred taels of silver, and the Xuantie Repeater made by the Mo family's machine technique was even more expensive, and it was impossible to buy it for a mere twenty taels of silver a month.
It seems that the sale of books should be put on the agenda as soon as possible.
"What do you want to do with your crossbow arrows?"
The mother-in-law glanced at her a few times, "With your skills, you can't shoot people with crossbow arrows, so it's better to throw a thunderbolt and make a noise for others to save you." ”
Xia Shumin's face was slightly red, and she said coquettishly: "Mother-in-law, even if you buy it, I can use it!" ”
"I'm afraid you girl don't want to give it to someone else...... Maybe my mother-in-law went to the rivers and lakes to kill an opponent before, and picked up a dagger from him, which is quite sharp, so I put it elsewhere, and I will bring it to you in a few days. ”
She openly said that she had killed people in front of the daughter of the county guard, and she did not hide it at all.
Xia Shumin, who was raised in the boudoir, was not panicked, and was not afraid, but was curious: "Was my mother-in-law also a heroine who broke into the rivers and lakes back then?" What is an unknown number? ”
"Don't talk about the past."
Mother-in-law stood up, Xia Shumin hurriedly went to help her, "Mother-in-law, go slowly." ”
"Huh."
The mother-in-law looked at her deeply, "My princess sister has raised a good girl......"
"Shumin."
A voice came from outside the garden, Xia Shumin turned his head to look, and saw his mother standing there smiling, followed by two old women who were speechless.
"Madame is here."
The mother-in-law said without being salty, and walked towards the garden, "Girl, you are here, I will go and say a few words to your mother." ”
"Oh."
Xia Shumin stood still, watching her mother and mother-in-law standing face to face, her lips moving slightly, but she didn't hear what they were talking about.
Weird.
What is the origin of the mother-in-law?
Isn't her mother the eldest lady of the Lu family? How can you know a charlatan.
After the mother-in-law left, Mrs. County Shou, who was Xia Shumin's mother, Lu Rui, walked into the garden and raised her hand to flick a finger at her daughter's forehead.
"Woo, mother~~ Why did you punish my daughter again?"
Xia Shumin threw herself into her arms and coquettishly, her little face was full of grievances.
Lu Rui was unmoved and asked her, "What are you doing these days?" Holding a similar poetry book all day long, do you want me and your father to find you a husband? ”
"Don't! Unless the other party can fly with an iron bird~~~"
"Nonsense, what iron bird flies?"
Xia Shumin grinned.
"What do you want to defend yourself for? Want to break in? You are a little girl who is tired of Zama walking, and you still learn to practice swords? What do you want a dagger for? ”
"Did my mother-in-law tell my mother?"
"Stupid girl, others said to send you, you still take it seriously."
Lu Rui scolded her.
The witch went to get the dagger, but the moon dagger was still in the hands of the demon gate, and she had to kill the other party before she could bring the dagger.
The stupid girl still believed it stupidly.
"I didn't want her for nothing!"
Xia Shumin swore and said: "My daughter wants to write a book, mother, you help me find a bookseller, and when I sell it, I will share half of the money from my mother~"
"What novel do you want to write? Last time you wrote about the Martial Arts Immortal Method......"
Lu Rui closed her mouth.
"Martial arts into immortals? Isn't that unreadable? ”
Lu Rui sighed, the bookseller died, and the people who bought it also died a lot, of course no one read.
But this sentence could not be spoken, lest the daughter be frightened.
"What are you going to write this time? I'll talk about it after I've seen it. ”
Lu Rui pulled her daughter to sit down.
"This time I want to write about Iron Bird Flying!"
"Huh?"
"A place called Earth Illusion, where the people are all immortals, but they can't do magic, they can only use a magic weapon called electronics...... There are many high-rise buildings, and the night is as bright as the day, and they can also go up to the moon to greet Sister Chang'e of Guanghan Palace. ”
“……”
Lu Rui looked Xia Shumin up and down.
Is this really a daughter born to herself?
How to think something so outrageous.
But the key is that the martial arts method she wrote last time seems to be really a bit mysterious, so that her demon sister also found it.
Is this a good thing or a curse?