Well, in fact, as long as you write about the moon, you have to add the word like water, this is not because the author has a poor vocabulary, it really isn't.

Iyun sat in the desolate garden of the Emperor's Palace, sulking!

The girl who was eyed was actually fascinated by her wife.,What does this mean?If you change any man.,I'm afraid I'm going to be mad.,Is this considered NTR?

At this time, Zheng Zhifeng came behind him and said in a low voice: "Xianggong, what are you doing? Why are you sitting alone in the small garden in a daze?"

"I'm mad at you, play around, don't mess with me!" Iyun snorted.

"What are you doing when you're mad at me? I didn't do anything. Zheng Zhifeng said aggrievedly.

"Anyway, you're wrong!" Yi Yun snorted, "It's unreasonable for me to lose my temper when I fail to pick up girls." ”

Zheng Zhifeng: "......"

She paused for dozens of seconds before she snorted, "Ignore you, I'll go back to the house and sleep." ”

Because she and Yiyun are both "men", and the relationship between the employer and the bodyguard, Kyogoku Takayoshi arranged the same room for the two of them, and only a large screen was placed in the room, which was regarded as a partition. As usual, there was nothing in the room, and the quilt was spread on the tatami mats...... This is also a long-standing custom in Fuso, and even in later generations, many inns in Fuso still spread quilts directly on tatami mats.

Zheng Zhifeng returned to the room angrily, intending to take off her clothes and sleep, but she thought about it, no, although the Emperor's palace seemed safe, there were also spies of the Ashikaga family lurking. If something happens to me in the middle of the night, and I jump up to meet the enemy in disheveled clothes, I will reveal that I am a woman's business, so it is better to be safe and sleep directly in men's clothes.

She had a heart, so she kept her disguise and went straight into the quilt.

I slept for a while. Zheng Zhifeng suddenly heard the sound of light footsteps, maybe Yi Yun was back, ignore him! Zheng Zhifeng put his head under the quilt. Pretend to be asleep. However, after dozens of wonders, Zheng Zhifeng suddenly felt that his quilt was lifted off a corner, and then his surroundings warmed. A warm and soft body actually got into her bed.

"Wow, what's the situation?" Zheng Zhifeng was shocked, she thought that Yi Yun was going to come and make love to her, she was startled, and was about to resist, when she suddenly heard the person who got into the quilt whispered: "Brother Zheng...... It's me!"

"Nani?" Zheng Zhifeng Khan: "Your Majesty the Emperor?"

Sure enough, the person who got into the bed was the emperor's sister, and instead of wearing an ugly imperial robe, she was wearing a loose Japanese-style yukata with a belt tied around her waist. As for underwear or anything, I didn't wear anything at all. The yukata was thin, so her curvy body was all highlighted through the yukata.

"Brother Zheng...... I like you......" The Emperor said in a low voice, "But I feel like you're avoiding me...... What are you afraid of? Are you afraid that the two of us are too different? Don't care...... Although I am the emperor, as long as I flee, I will no longer be the emperor, but an ordinary woman...... I'm going to prove it with my actions. I'm not the Emperor on the high, I want you to feel that you can hold me as soon as you reach out......"

"Flutter!" Zheng Zhifeng vomited blood, in the small quilt, the emperor's sister kept approaching her, Zheng Zhifeng had to keep retreating: "Don't be like this...... His Majesty the Emperor. I...... Ahem...... I'm just a hired bodyguard, I don't have much future, so you might as well get closer to my employer...... He's in the little garden right now, you go to him for a hug, he's sure to like it. ”

"Don't!" The emperor's sister shook her head and said: "He is a merchant with enough strength to cross the sea, he has twenty sea ships in his hands, he must be an extraordinary big man, I don't want to be with such a person, I want an ordinary man like you...... I'm also an ordinary woman, let's live happily, okay?"...,

No wonder Xianggong always fails, so it seems. Zheng Zhifeng finally came to her senses and understood why Yi Yun had been unable to pick up girls, but she could be so low-key, it turned out that this woman's taste was very strange, and she actually liked low-key men.

"No, I'm not ordinary at all!" Zheng Zhifeng hurriedly said: "I'm a bodyguard, and I've killed many people...... There are also many risks in my usual work, and I can die at any time, so where is a person like me ordinary?"

"No, I think bodyguards are very ordinary. The emperor's sister said innocently: "It's a very inferior person, and I like inferior people." ”

"Flutter!" Zheng Zhifeng vomited blood again, you woman speaks so venomously, this sentence will make all the bodyguards in the world inferior...... Hawkers, but it's understandable when you think about it, in the eyes of the emperor, the bodyguards are, of course, inferior, Khan.

"Anyway...... No!" Zheng Zhifeng continued to retreat.

The emperor's sister reached out to hug her waist: "If you don't hug me, I'll hug you......"

"Oh my mom!" Zheng Zhifeng jumped out of the quilt and ran away. As soon as she ran to the door, she suddenly bumped into Yi Yun head-on, it turned out that Yi Yun was depressed in the small garden for a while, and was going to come back to sleep, just when she ran into Zheng Zhifeng who opened the quilt and ran away, and the emperor's sister was doing a "hug" action in the open quilt.

"Nima, what's going on?" said Iyun Khan.

"The Emperor...... She...... She attacked me at night!" Zheng Zhifeng was like a frightened bird, and her speech became chaotic.

I've heard of men attacking women at night, and I've heard of women attacking men at night, but this is the first time I've seen a woman attack a woman at night...... There is nothing worse in the world than this.

"Hey, Your Majesty the Emperor, how can you attack my bodyguards at night while I'm away?" Yi Yun issued a righteous and stern denunciation to the emperor's sister!

The emperor's sister crawled out of the bed, usually she was always a good girl, or a pitiful and miserable image, but at this time, she actually showed a completely different temperament, that is a kind of female leopard when she sees her prey. She said in a very serious voice: "I'm not attacking your bodyguard at night, I'm just pursuing happiness as a woman!"

Evan: "......"

Zheng Zhifeng: "......"

The emperor's sister said seriously: "A woman can give everything in order to fall in love, even if the sky collapses, millions of troops are overwhelmed, and monsters are dancing all over the street...... As long as a woman is alive, she must be in love!...... It is my life's wish to have an ordinary love with an ordinary man. ”

"I'm rubbing! Drilling into other people's beds in the middle of the night to carry out a night attack, what is this kind of behavior ordinary!" Yi Yun almost collapsed.

"Oh, don't ordinary husbands and wives attack each other at night?" asked the emperor's sister curiously.

"Talent...... No!" Zheng Zhifeng's voice was still trembling, obviously startled.

"Oh, it turns out that ordinary couples don't attack at night. The emperor's sister knelt up and saluted Zheng Zhifeng: "I'm rude, I won't come to night attacks again in the future, I will pay attention next time, and try to make my behavior more ordinary." ”

Zheng Zhifeng: "......"

Evan: "......"

After the emperor's sister saluted, she ran out, and Zheng Zhifeng calmed down from her panic: "She's finally gone......!

Yi Yun is also sweating profusely, this is really scary, if a man comes in the middle of the night to attack him, it is estimated that he can scare himself half to death.

"Xianggong...... Tonight...... I don't dare to sleep alone......" Zheng Zhifeng rubbed the corner of his clothes shyly: "Let me squeeze it in your bed...... Otherwise, I'll have nightmares. ”

Such a good thing, of course Yi Yun would not refuse, he dragged Zheng Zhifeng's hand, pulled it into his bed, and said with a wicked smile: "It's no problem at all." ”...,

"Let's talk about it first, I'm not mentally prepared yet, you can't do that to me......" Zheng Zhifeng hurriedly said.

"Wow, you've been married to me for a long time, and you're not mentally ready, so when are you going to be ready?"

"How do I know this!" Zheng Zhifeng turned over in the quilt and lay down with his back to Yiyun.

"Hmph, forget it, brother has no shortage of women, I don't have to push you. Eyun also lay down with his back to her.

A man and a woman, although their backs are facing each other, they are still in a quilt, and the ambiguous atmosphere will inevitably rise, many Yiyun women don't feel anything, but Zheng Zhifeng's heart feels weird, her mind is full of thoughts and can't sleep, and in the depths of her heart, there seems to be a voice calling her: Turn around...... Hold the man......

She felt her face flush with shame, her arms and thighs trembled, and she couldn't help but think: What if at this time, the man behind me suddenly hugged me...... I'll just get rid of him, sooner or later, anyway.

As soon as she thought of this, Yi Yun behind her suddenly laughed strangely: "Asked you to rob a woman with me, this time you caused trouble, right? Wahahahaha! I was actually attacked by a woman at night, and I laughed to death!"

Zheng Zhifeng's heart was full of charm, and it was as if she had been poured down by a basin of cold water, and she was immediately furious: Damn man, do you understand the heart of a girl? With your attitude, you still want to attack the girl, you will die for me! By the way, I will tell you the reason for the failure of your strategy, and I will be angry with you.

She turned around and snorted coldly, "It's not me who robs women with you, the situation is like this......" She repeated the words of the emperor's sister who liked ordinary men, word for word.

Sure enough, after listening to this passage, Yi Yun vomited blood three feet away, and suddenly realized: "I see......! What a cheat!"

"Wowhaha, do you know how frustrated you are?" Zheng Zhifeng also laughed happily, calling you don't understand the heart of a girl, telling you not to make love with me, I must retaliate, she learned Yi Yun's tone and said: "You deserve it! I'm angry with you! Hmph, I've decided, from tomorrow onwards, I'm going to snatch the emperor's sister, snatch the woman you fancy and kill you." Wha!" (Welcome to your support, is my biggest motivation.) )