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The physique of people cannot be generalized, but since I became an online writer, I have no choice for all this.
Back then, I, Zhao Qingshan, was called Jinchengwu in five lanes and three buildings in a village in Huanghua Town, Changsha, Hunan, and my family had a house and a field, and I just waited for the demolition to go south to Shenzhen to pay a down payment for a luxury house.
However, the code word put me on the road of no return, when the demolition money hit my account, I hesitated, between becoming a great online writer and becoming a Shenzhen landlord, I resolutely took the sky-high demolition money of 219,700 cents, gave up the good life of the second generation, and chose to rent a mansion on the side of the bar street, while deeply experiencing the bright life, while preparing to write a shocking world.
I sat on the 40-square-meter high-rise with a view of the city, overlooking the colorful neon lights of Jiefang Road, and I typed the first word in front of the computer with a surging heart, and I firmly believed in my heart that this would definitely allow me to realize my dream of a real luxury house.
However, the reality is quite cruel, the white horse flies, time flies, the money is spent like water, and the dream of earning a mansion by writing is still out of reach.
The landlord relentlessly collects money every month, without taking into account that his tenant is a future writer, and the takeout is getting more and more expensive, not caring who it serves. Even the property management is very high-key, and when my wallet is stretched, he refuses to give me even a few kilowatt-hours of electricity......
The huge gap between reality and dreams made me discouraged. Fortunately, I am handsome, and I can also drink with the lonely PLMM with my excellent appearance in the bar street, and make money to maintain my dream.
It's just that such days are shameful, and whenever those beauties with a net worth of hundreds of millions admire my talent and like my appearance, put a box of RMB on the table, and offer to support me, I burst into tears.
It is simply sighing that a future great writer has ended up like this.
But I have a great yearning for literature, how could I give up my dream because of these few millions, and 36D?
Dreams are priceless!
I the remy horse on the table, took out five hundred from a box of money, shook it in front of the beautiful rich woman, smiled evilly, and said in a magnetic voice: "I, Zhao Qingshan, only sell my art, not my body!" I accepted the five hundred wine, please take the excess back.......
For the sake of my dreams, I didn't have a choice.
At this moment, the great online writers in the history of the starting point are possessed by their souls, Tang San, Sister Jiao, and the cat...... I'm not fighting alone.
I think my handsome appearance is the second biggest obstacle on my codeword road, and the first obstacle is the identity of the second generation of rich. Now that I've solved the first obstacle, it's time to address the second one!
I'm going to get stronger!
So I resolutely quit my easy bar job again, I abandoned the many rich women who were obsessed with me, meditated on the plot, and spent the night coding words in front of the computer.
Sure enough, I'm just like Saitama Sensei! I've become bald and strong!
Although I am still far away from becoming a god, I believe that I have the DNA of writing engraved in my body, and God is destined to reward me with this bowl of rice.
I looked at the balance of five thousand dollars in the card and cried with joy.
I, Zhao Qingshan, can indeed eat without relying on family property and appearance.
Then I looked up to the sky and roared, invested a huge amount of money in a SONY headphone, and entered a life of complete isolation. Music is the best companion for lonely writers, five pieces of three special power supply, plus 270 pieces of Sony headphones, let me in Bach's symphony every day, fast tapping on the keyboard, the symphony doubled my B grid, the computer endured several times the crit, gave birth to the peerless bear Wen, ah! The bear is by no means a cool horse.
Occasionally, I also listen to "One Person, I'm Drunk", and this shocking music makes my words have a slightly drunken taste, like a 30-year-old pure brew "Red Star Erguotou".
When I saw that a book friend gave me a reward of 100 yuan, I would smile heartily, which was more precious than the millions given by the rich woman.
Well, I decided to go downstairs to McDonald's, a Fortune 500 company that only the rich can visit, and get a McSpicy Chicken Leg Burger set meal in full.
I opened the APP, and there was a discount today, which meant that I could also get a limited giveaway for free - a pair of McSpicy chicken wings.
Shenzhen mansions are not far from me!
After eating in one of the world's top 500 restaurants, I opened Alipay, looked at the balance inside, and thought: Even if the Yuelu Mountain collapses tomorrow and the Xiangjiang River flows backwards, I will not take a step out of the house, and I will be serious and diligent in my codewords, so as to repay the readers' love for me.
However, I didn't expect that the next day my cheap computer exploded directly, and I was not afraid of the end of the world, and the computer was broken was what I was most afraid of. How I longed for a nuclear-powered computer that would allow me to code words endlessly.
I'm really not...... I still have 500 dollars in my wallet, so I want to go out and play......
I have been coding for four years, nine months and twenty-three days, and I haven't taken a step out of the house, how can I suffer from procrastination? I have to fight to the death with such a terminal illness, at the moment of the epidemic, everyone's studies, career and life are so difficult and tiring, everyone is on the Internet, what qualifications do I have to be decadent?
The Shenzhen mansion is waiting for me, the platinum contract is waiting for me, and my wife's whip...... Waiting for me, too
I made a bucket of VIP luxury instant noodles for seven yuan, determined to fight to the end for my readers.
Because I have come to understand the fact that a genius writer like me is destined to be lonely, and only a genius reader is destined to understand.
In order to expect a big sale, it is better for a blind cat to meet a dead mouse and wait for a local tyrant reader. I can't help but think of Mr. Zuckerberg, who gave him $200,000 for his favorite restaurant......
Thinking of this, I smiled heartily in front of the computer.
It's not easy to write, it's ...... in a row It's not easy to update, I'm working on the work "The Great Demon King of Rebellion" now, waiting for the genius local tyrant readers to take a look!
Climb over the mountain..... No, open the Start APP and you can see my story!
Waiting for you a golden moe!
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