Chapter 83: PUA
When Huo Chenxi heard that he was going to invite his parents, he was so frightened that he cried.
"Woo woo, I'm going to invite parents, woo woo, my dad will open my ass!" Huo Chenxi cried in fear.
Lu Xuecheng was also scared and cried: "Woo woo, my mother knows that if I invite my parents, she will definitely cut me off." ”
"And me, my dad is going to beat me up, woo woo."
Xiao Qibao sighed and said, patted the shoulders of the three of them and said, "This is all a small scene, what are you afraid of, there is the chief helmsman here, what are you afraid of!"
"Woo, chief helmsman, aren't you afraid of being invited to the parents?" The three children looked at Shippo curiously and worriedly.
Qibao waved his hand in a chic manner, cocked his little feet, and dragged him and said: "I don't invite parents, I'm just here to make soy sauce, what kind of parents are you invited!"
Huo Chenxi When they heard it, oh my God, Qibao is really easy to drag, he actually dared to come to school to play soy sauce, and dared not invite his parents, this is the most dick person he has ever seen, there is no one.
But they're really cowardly, woo woo, they don't even dare to fight soy sauce.
Seeing that his fans were scared like chickens one by one, Qibao patted them on the shoulder and said, "Don't be afraid, the brotherhood is covering you, and you will definitely not be cleaned up." ”
Huo Chenxi They didn't believe Qibao's words at all, Qibao dared to play soy sauce and dare not invite parents, it was already very dragging, they didn't believe what realm she could reach.
They'd better be blessed.
The three of them folded their faces again.
"Whoever is Qibao, come out for me!" At this time, a fierce old lady opened the classroom door and walked in directly.
All the children in the class were frightened, and they looked at the old lady who walked in with trepidation.
The children were scared like mice, but Qibao was not afraid, the little fat hand crossed his waist, walked out directly, and said in a drag: "I am Qibao, what do you want?" ”
Huo Chenxi's three children were very surprised, Qibao was so good, he dared to openly argue with his grandmother, it was really a bull.
Mrs. Huo was also stunned, this child looked only four years old, and he dared to talk back to her, he was not afraid of her at all, this courage is not something that ordinary children can have.
But in the next second, Mrs. Huo felt that Qibao was uneducated.
"Hmph, who are your parents, why did they teach you so uneducated that you dare to talk back to adults?"
Little Qibao kicked his feet and snorted: "Who are your parents, who taught you to be so uneducated, and actually bullied children!" ”
"You ......" Mrs. Huo was so angry that this little kid dared to talk back to her.
"Where's your parents, are you here?"
"I didn't come, I didn't notify at all, this kind of trivial matter has been solved by itself, no need for parents, three-year-old children only need to invite parents, hum!" She's four years old and should be an independent baby.
"Sure enough, what kind of parents taught you, you don't have any education at all, what about your teacher, let your teacher call your parents!" Old Mrs. Huo said.
"Then you bully children, why don't you call parents?" Qibao puffed out his cheeks and said.
What is the name of "your ......", and her parents are buried in the soil? Is it true that they all need to be dug up?
Mrs. Huo was about to explode.
"Hmph, what's more, I've healed your back injury for more than 20 years, why are you embarrassed to let me call your parents, your face?" The cheeks of the little tuanzi bulged, like a pufferfish, very cute.
Old Mrs. Huo was surprised: "You...... How do you know I have a back injury for more than twenty years? ”
"Why don't you know, aren't you Huo Chenxi's grandmother? I remember that Huo Chenxi's grandmother had a back injury, and I gave him a pill for you to eat, saying that it would be fine one night, do you have no back pain now? ”
Qibao's little mouth, all of them were spoken.
Mrs. Huo was directly stunned, oh my God, how can this child know everything, she does have a back injury, and she didn't say whose grandmother she was, this child actually really saw it.
Is she really the one who helped her with a back injury?
"You...... Are you the master of my family's Chenxi elixir? Old Lady Huo looked at Xiao Tuanzi with a surprised expression.
"Yes, yes, it's me, I'm the master, how can I worship it?" Xiao Tuanzi laughed.
"Don't believe me, you ask Huo Chenxi?"
Huo Chenxi heard the chief helmsman call out his name, and hurriedly said: "Yes, grandma, it is the elixir given to me by our chief helmsman, the one you ate!" ”
Mrs. Huo couldn't believe that the elixir of the cow was actually given by a four-year-old child, and she couldn't react for a while.
Xiao Tuanzi Baozi had a blank face and said: "Hmph, I cured your back injury, cured Lu Xuecheng's mother of menstrual cramps, and exorcised Yang Kaiyu's uncle, you still want me to invite parents, won't your conscience hurt?" ”
"I ......" Mrs. Huo listened,
immediately looked at Sun Tzu and Lu Xuecheng, as well as Yang Kaiyu for answers.
Lu Xuecheng and Yang Kaiyu admired Xiao Tuanzi, and immediately defended their idols: "Yes, Grandma Huo, our chief helmsman has indeed been cured, my mother's menstrual cramps." ”
Yang Kaiyu also said: "My second uncle did sleep a lot more peacefully, and he never dreamed of ghosts anymore." ”
Mrs. Huo was stunned, how can this kid Qibao know anything, this is what everyone calls a master in the world, right?
But she really has no conscience, people have helped her heal her old cold waist for many years, but she 'will take revenge'.
Mrs. Huo suddenly felt that her old face couldn't hold up, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, child, grandma was clumsy for a while, and she didn't recognize you, please forgive me!" ”
"Child, grandma won't pursue you, you healed grandma's back injury, grandma wants to repay the favor, child, you say, what do you want?"
Xiao Tuanzi heard the old lady say this, and her heart blossomed, oh also, PUA succeeded.
Xiao Tuanzi cleared his throat and said his particularly despicable and shameless request.