The day Qian Aishu was born happened to be the day when Liudou succeeded his father as the head of Qianjiaao Village.

When Liudou came home in the pursuit of Goudan, Daddy Qian happened to be at his house. Seeing Liudou enter the door, the knife-like wrinkles on his face instantly crumpled into a ball of flowers, "Village Chief, Chun Xi is born, and he is a handle." ”

"So fast? Got 8 months? ”

"Seven and a half months, premature."

"Oh?"

"When the moon is full, you and the old village chief must come."

Liudou and his father are full of promises. I was happy for this old man. In Daddy Qian's view, this belt is not only his grandson or son, but also the hope of their Qian family.

On the day of the full moon wine, Liudou's father was in charge, and Qian Chunxi's son was officially passed to the Qian family.

Daddy Qian took Liudou's hand, his eyes were red, "Old village chief, can you give the child a name?" ”

Daddy Liudou looked at Liudou. Liudou held the child from Aunt Qian's arms. He squinted at Liudou and smiled. Seeing Liudou's heart, he felt that he was so close and so far away from this child. He looked at him with a smile, an innocent smile, like a demon mirror.

Liudou couldn't look at the child anymore, he said to Daddy Qian, our Qian family has not had a scholar until now, I hope this child can glorify his ancestors, I will name him Aishu.

Qian Aishu has been very smart since he was a child, every time Liudou passes by the door of Daddy Qian's house, and when he sees him, he will always run over affectionately and call the village chief brother sweetly. So every time Liudou always had a few peanut candies in his pocket, when Qian Aishu called him, he picked him up, peeled a candy and stuffed it into his mouth.

When Qian Aishu was 8 years old, he was a little bald. In the summer, he loves to go shirtless, wearing only a pair of small pants, chasing wild sparrows and wild mice in the wilderness. The scorching sun made him look more like he grew up in South Africa. When taking a bath at night, Qian Aishu took off his little pants, and always felt that the white flesh covered by the small pants during the day was white and dazzling. Many years later, Qian Aishu's complexion is no longer the charm of the past, but the white flesh in the small pants is getting darker and darker, and the outside seems to have been sucked dry and squeezed by it, and gradually became pale. His face, in particular, was pale and frighteningly white.

For the frolic of childhood, Qian Aishu's most impressive thing is catching voles in the field. The three holes of the cunning rabbit and the den of thieves of voles are even more numerous, which is overwhelming, but no matter how cunning the voles are, they can't compete with Qian Aishu and their ruthless characters. As soon as they see a vole, they will immediately chase after it, and the vole will usually find the nearest entrance to its den to get into, and then Qian Aishu will find some slightly wet firewood, light it next to the hole that the vole has just entered, and fan the smoke into the hole, and the smoke will drill into the rat hole unscrupulously, so that no matter how many exits there are in the rat hole, whether the exit is hidden in the weeds or bushes, the green smoke will expose them. Soon, these "wild boys" will be burning a large bonfire next to each of the holes where the smoke is rising.

The smoke went into the hole with all its might, and smoked the voles mercilessly, and for about a quarter of an hour, the voles could not stand it, and did not care about the danger, and rushed desperately to the exits, and bravely rushed into the fire at the entrance of the cave. Those who rushed slowly were burned alive in the fire, and those who rushed quickly, even though they rushed out of the fire, the bonfire would burn their limbs into charcoal, which bore the brunt of the fire, and they would not be spared the doom of being captured alive.

Those voles that are captured alive will be treated with even more brutal abuse. There are five horses to divide the corpse, open the intestine and disembowel, hanging, beheading, and even palace punishment, these are all ancient methods. Once, a man named Li Mingliang stole a syringe from his brother, who was a barefoot doctor, and put water in the vole. The so-called chronic water injection is to remove the needle on the syringe and then inject water into the vole's body from the vole's mouth or asshole, using the natural water conservancy project in the vole's body. In this way, voles do not die quickly, and generally die of bloating after a few days, which is chronic. As for acute water injection, it can be guessed that the syringe is directly injected into the cortex or blood vessels of the vole, so that within ten minutes, the vole will immediately go to see the "rat Kesi" with its legs stretched out.

Qian Aishu is very fond of acute water injection for voles, saying that this is "euthanasia" and more "rat Taoism". For a time, this kind of acute water injection, which was named "euthanasia" and more "rat Taoism", was quite popular and widely used in Qianjiaao's children's gang.

In addition to exterminating rats, Qian Aishu's favorite thing to play is "passing the door". And every time he plays, he has to be the groom. He and his bride rode on the back of an ox, with cheering companions in front and behind, and he held the bride in his arms, his face full of pride and satisfaction.

Every time Liudou came back from the field, led the big buffalo, and walked past Qian Aishu and them, he would always stop, sit down on the side of the road, smoke a bag of cigarettes slowly, and forget the exhaustion all over his body. In Qian Aishu's body, Liudou can see his shadow when he was a child, and he feels that Qian Aishu's every move is very similar to him.

Liudou was also keen to play "through the door" when he was a child, and every time he played, Chunxi was the wife of Liudou, but once because she was hiding behind the locust tree the day before yesterday to pee, Liudou was discovered by her peeing with a group of dogs, and she was unhappy, so she was unwilling to be Liudou's wife again. If you don't do it, you won't do it, and the dog will say, Brother Liudou, I'll change clothes with Chunxi, and I'll be your wife.

But Chunxi refused to change clothes with the dog. Liudou and Goudan insisted on taking off all her clothes, and she began to cry. Liudou looked anxious, and scared her and said, if you don't take it off, I'll kill you. Unexpectedly, these words not only did not stop her crying, but she opened her mouth wide and cried loudly, and even tears flowed out.

Wei Hua couldn't look at it from the side, he came over and pushed Liudou and said, "Liudou, you're going too far!" ”

Liudou has always looked down on Wei Hua: this kid is thin and small, but his skin is as white as a winter melon, he never scolds his mother, and his voice is as small as a mosquito. Liudou didn't take Wei Hua seriously at all. Liudou pushed Wei Hua back, Wei Hua staggered back, fell to the ground, and fell to the sky on all fours, like a scorched toad. Liudou glanced at him with disdain, and then continued to force Chunxi to take off his clothes, ignoring Wei Hua who fell to the ground. Chunxi clasped his hands and squatted on the ground and cried loudly. Six Beans and Dogan laughed.

Suddenly, Liudou felt a sharp pain in the back of his head. He touched the back of his head, feeling wet. When I looked at my hands, they were red and full of blood. He turned his head and saw Wei Hua staring at him with cow-like eyes. The look made him chuckle in his heart.

But in an instant, Liudou also stared at Wei Hua with cow-like eyes and yelled: "You!" You dare to beat you Lao Tzu! Wei Hua's eyes suddenly became tired, and the stick in his hand fell to the ground. Six beans, you're bleeding. He said stupidly.

"Damn, you let me beat it, see if it bleeds!" Liudou grabbed Wei Hua's chest, "Dog, go get me a sickle, I want to ......"

Before Liudou could finish his words, Chunxi rushed over and hit his head heavily on his lower back. This time, the lower back pain was worse than the head. Liudou couldn't stand steadily, and Goudan came over to support him, and he pushed Goudan away.

Chunxi took Wei Hua's hand, the two ran away, and Liudou staggered out. didn't run a few steps, it was really painful, so he squatted there, broke open and scolded, "Weihua, I will be your ancestor in eight lifetimes, mother, my wife, you dare to abduct!" ”……

In the afternoon, Goudan came to Liudou and whispered to him, "Brother Liudou, I have avenged you." Liudou was surprised when he heard it, "Did you beat Weihua?" Do you dare to hit him? ”

"No, no, I pulled a piece of in the pumpkin field of Chunxi's house."

"You're a pig's head, doesn't that just fatten her family's land?"

"Listen to me." Dogan shook his big head and said triumphantly, "I dug a hole in the biggest pumpkin in her house, then pooped and covered it back, and after a few days the pumpkin grew back and I couldn't see anything." Hee-hee......"

"Your mother, why are you so insidious, who told you to deal with Chunxi, she is also your sister-in-law!" Liudou slapped the dog on the head fiercely, and slapped the dog to the ground, "You still use such an unpopular method, you embarrass my face?" ”

"Shall I go and pick the pumpkins?" The dog cried with a sad face, and didn't forget to compensate Liudou, "Brother Liudou, don't be annoyed." ”

Six Beans couldn't be annoyed anymore. But before leaving, he kicked the dog, and the dogball barked in pain and followed him in the ass.