Chapter 117 One Sentence Brings 100,000 Jin Order (Ask for Subscription)
This stand-up comedy is extremely satirical about false advertising.
It hits the nail on the head of some undesirable social phenomena in reality.
Since the country has been reopened for five years, the economy is developing rapidly.
When people pursue interests, they will inevitably lose their way and take shortcuts, take crooked paths, and play routines.
seriously walked directly into the prison, like Cheng Dehai's family in the courtyard is an example, and it is also a microcosm.
This phenomenon is not unusual.
Therefore, Ma Kee's performance can instantly resonate with the people on the scene.
This kind of satirical witty performance can make people laugh more than those praise-type cross talk.
In particular, the audience at the scene was so happy that they saw the live performance for the first time without watching the rehearsal.
In the end, Mr. Ma Ji pulled farther and farther, "We are a prize salesman, we are not afraid of being taken away from the color TV, we are not like the one who sells pickled peppers, we really print eight immortals for you, we print three less for each set!" ”
Zhao Yan coaxed on the side: "I said, you sell it outside, sell it with others outside!" ”
The people at the scene followed suit, "Hurry up, hurry up!" ”
Ma Ji smiled: "Okay, who buys cosmic cigarettes, just go to the commissary at the door~"
Teacher Ma deliberately mentioned pickled peppers as if chatting.
One reason is to thank Cheng Guanli for reminding him and pondering this book with him.
One reason is that I am afraid that after this cross talk is broadcast, Cheng Guanli's Eight Immortals brand pickled peppers will really taste melons and become smelly, which can be regarded as an explanation.
The effect of his unintentional explanation directly broke the roof.
As long as the people in the capital have bought the Eight Immortals brand pickled peppers, they instantly have a sense of superiority that is named.
And the rest of the country watching the Spring Festival Gala has a trace of curiosity about pickled peppers.
The person in charge of some food factories in other places smelled the business opportunity and immediately began to investigate what was going on with the pickled pepper in Ma Ji's mouth, whether there was really such a brand, and if there was, they would order it immediately.
At this moment, Cheng Guanli has not yet realized what happened in the field.
He was very grateful to Mr. Ma for his explanation, although he did not mention the name of the Eight Immortals, but it was enough to dispel the doubts in the hearts of the people in the capital.
As long as you don't take the Eight Immortals brand pickled pepper as the prototype of the universe brand cigarettes.
After the stand-up comedy, it is an acrobatic performance.
This was followed by a series of seven songs and a live performance by Niu Decao, a master of Henan Opera.
After that, there is You Benchang's pantomime performance, at this time Mr. You has not yet starred in "Jigong", although he is nearly fifty years old, he is dressed like a spiritual guy.
After Mr. You's performance, there were two Cantonese opera performances and two Peking Opera performances.
At this time, it was Chen Xiaoer's turn and Lao Mao to take the stage.
The two of them have been saving up for several years, and they were finally able to let go of the performance.
The sketch "Eating Noodles" has been memorized by them by heart, and the performance is like watching a pattern in the palm of their hands.
Because they were too familiar, they didn't rehearse in advance, so except for the on-site staff, the other actors and audience hardly saw it.
The performance of the two people instantly amused the audience, and the atmosphere in the entire studio was one level higher than when Mr. Ma performed the Universe brand cigarettes.
Compared with this sketch, the response to the dozen or so songs and operas that appeared in front of them was a little insufficient.
The audience laughed happily, and the audience in front of the TV burst into laughter.
The names of Chen Xiaoer and Lao Mao have become completely popular all over the country.
The party didn't end until a little faster.
With the recitation of a poem "Unforgettable Tonight" by Zhao Zhongshen and Lu Jing, Li Guyi sang her classic Unforgettable Tonight.
Since then, "Unforgettable Tonight" has become the closing song of the Spring Festival Gala every year.
After the party dispersed, Cheng Guanli, Wang Yuliang and other staff members who were choreographers, directors and field workers did not go home, but continued to clean up the studio.
The next day, on the morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, Cheng Guanli returned to his home in the courtyard.
Not long after returning home, before he had time to squint for a while to catch up on sleep, Lao Guan came to the middle courtyard to look for him.
"Watching the ceremony, hurry up, what do you sleep on the first day of the new year?"
"Oops! Grandpa Guan, I give you a New Year's greeting, I wish you good health and a long life, why are you here, ready to squint for a while and then give you a New Year's greeting, I didn't close my eyes all night! ”
"Whew! It's a good thing, it's a good thing, I just need to say it, and you're definitely not sleepy! ”
"Then you say, what's a good thing?"
"100,000 catties!" The old man's excited beard was trembling.
"What 100,000 catties?"
"Pickled pepper!"
"Huh?"
"Ahhh Last night, I received more than a dozen calls from all over the country, all of which were ordered pickled peppers, and I made preliminary statistics with Yuzhen, and the total amount of orders was 100,000 catties! ”
"Huh?"
Cheng Guanli was really stunned, and after a few seconds, he was completely sleepy, and said in surprise: "Sister Yuzhen didn't go back to her parents' house for the New Year?" Where did the call go? ”
"It's home, I asked Wang Zhao to call the kid to run over and call Yuzhen, last night Ma Ji's cosmic brand cigarettes said that buying pickled peppers really printed out the eight immortals, and the order was sent at once!"
"Hey! This one...... How did I not realize it? ”
Cheng Guanli touched his chin and thought for a moment, "Huh? Shouldn't the audience call CCTV to ask? I didn't hear of any calls last night asking about this, did you? It's really unintentional! ”
Lao Guan smiled: "No matter how they found it, anyway, the call came to home." ”
As soon as the voice ended, the phone in the house rang again.
Cheng Guanli picked up the phone and listened to it, and was instantly happy, only to hear a northeast accent on the other side and ask: "Hello comrade, are you the Universe brand pickled pepper factory?" I am from the Liao Provincial Non-staple Food Management Department, and I want to buy 5,000 catties of cosmic brand pickled peppers from you. ”
"Alas, hello, I'm the Eight Immortals Pickled Pepper Factory, how did you find my phone number?"
"Oh, yes, yes, it's the Eight Immortals, I called the industrial and commercial phone to inquire, and one of the two calls you left here was unanswered, so you can only call this!"
Cheng Guanli then understood, when he applied for the certificate, he left Shu Xiangxuan's phone number and his home, Shu Xiangxuan was on holiday for the New Year, no wonder he couldn't get through.
Immediately told the person on the other side about the wholesale price, and left a phone number, and made an appointment to call him tomorrow to discuss in detail.
After hanging up the phone, Cheng Guanli had a feeling of picking up a big leak.
"This is a bit interesting, Mr. Ma's unintentional sentence became an advertisement for me, thanks to the year before last, he didn't let Lu Yongchao go in to advertise, such a large volume, he can't hold it!"
Lao Guan smiled and said, "Okay, are you still sleepy?" ”
"I'm not sleepy, I'll tell the workers to start work early, go to work on the fifth day of the new year, and increase production again! Work hard for a year and try to buy a four-wheeled car in the fall! ”
Cheng Guanli didn't care about eating, and immediately went to the alley next door to notify Tao Xiurong, the person in charge of the pickled pepper factory, and asked her to immediately notify the workers to start work on the fifth day of the new year.
As a result, when I arrived at Tao Xiurong's house, I saw that the family was crying.
When I asked, I found out that this little Tao couldn't work in the pickled pepper factory.
"My man was cheated of money to invest in a construction team a few years ago, but the money was gone, people ran away, my man didn't know whether to chase, or to partner with those scammers, my mother-in-law was bedridden in a hurry, there are three children at home, I have to take care of my mother-in-law and children, boss, I can't go to work in the pickled pepper factory!"
Cheng Guanli frowned, "Alas...... Don't be sad, then you can rest first, the management seat is reserved for you, when is it, when will you come to work again, I will let Sister Yuzhen hold it for a while. ”
There was no way, Cheng Guanli had no choice but to find Xu Yuzhen, and as soon as he entered the courtyard of the Xu family, he saw his old classmate Xu Yumei coming over.
"Guanli, I heard that your pickled pepper factory is getting bigger and bigger, how about it, is there a shortage of people?"