Chapter 58 Xiao Win Flying Chopsticks, no example

By this time, it was close to midnight.

Li Xunhuan, Win Wuxi, and Ah Fei are still drinking.

"It's so late, no one should come!"

Before Ah Fei's words fell, a sharp scream came from the window on the first floor of the inn.

A large ball of meat rolled in through the window.

The three of them took a closer look, only to find that this big ball of meat turned out to be a person.

He looked like a ball of flesh, with a belly as big as a bulge, and his whole body was squeezed with fat. His body was covered in mud, and his hair and beard were even more messy.

It's like you haven't taken a shower in years, and you can smell the sour smell from afar.

Because his two legs have been cut off by Qi Gen, and his body is so obese, they will mistake it for a meat ball.

Li Xunhuan said curiously: "How can there be such a guy on the rivers and lakes, it seems that he has never heard of it?" ”

Win Wuxian smiled: "If you talk about a character, Brother Li understands!" ”

Li Xunhuan said with a straight face: "I was trying to ask for advice." ”

Win Wuxian said: "Brother Li is well-informed, he should always know that there are seven of the most despicable and shameless people in the rivers and lakes!" ”

Li Xunhuan lost his voice and said: "Seven wonderful people?!" ”

Win Wuxian laughed and said, "It's not bad at all!" These seven wonderful people are really male thieves and female prostitutes, shameless, and they can't learn other martial arts well.

But the incense is poisoned, the chickens are stolen, the dogs are stolen, the rape and the abduction are second to none in the rivers and lakes, and they are unique in the world! ”

Li Xunhuan looked at Ying Wuxian with wide eyes and said, "Is this person also one of the Seven Wonderful People?" ”

Win Wuxian continued: "There is one of the most despicable and shameless people among the Seven Wonderful People, and he is called it! ”

Li Xunhuan said: "Miao Langjun Flower Bee." ”

Win Wuxi stroked his palms and smiled: "Yes, his full name is Black-Hearted Miaolangjun."

This person doesn't know how to learn, and he doesn't even dare to pick flowers, he will only seduce women from good families to cheat money and sex.

But when it comes to poisoning, sometimes even the Five Poisons Bliss Boy is inferior to him. ”

Li Xunhuan said: "Brother Ying is really well-informed, and he knows the secrets of the rivers and lakes very well. ”

Win Wuxian smiled and said: "I don't dare to be, I just know some gossip!" ”

Sima Wenjun glanced at the young man next to him strangely, he was obviously the same as himself, he had just come to this world, how could he know so much?

Had he ever been in this world? Sima Wenjun felt that he was getting more and more unable to see through this prince, and he felt that he was full of confusion!

"But how could Miao Lang-kun be such a big meat ball? If such a person can also seduce a woman of a good family, those women are afraid that they will be blind! ”

"Smack! Syllable! Syllable! The voice rang out outside the house!

The curtain of the door was lifted, and two people walked in from outside the house. Unexpectedly, it was already late at night, and there were constantly people from the rivers and lakes, and the charm of this golden silk armor was really not small.

Walking in front was an old man with a fortune, although his beard was not white, but there were many wrinkles on his face, which showed that he was not young.

The old man spoke: "If a man is cut off and locked up in the cellar, he is only fed a bowl of unsalted lard bibimbap every day. Even if he is Pan An, he will become a meat ball in a few years. ”

Li Xunhuan looked at the old man, and then at the woman behind the old man.

This woman does not seem too old, her eyes are very amorous, and her teeth are still very white.

But her waist, she really doesn't have a waist anymore! The whole person is like a small water tank, and the water it contains can only irrigate two acres of land at most.

Li Xunhuan really couldn't guess who these two people were, and in his impression, he had never seen such a couple.

"They are the famous purple-faced Erlang and Lady Rose on the rivers and lakes twenty years ago!"

If you win without illness, Li Xunhuan and Zimian Erlang and his wife will be taken aback!

Li Xunhuan's expression was as if he had just swallowed a whole egg.

Is this Lady Rose? He couldn't believe that the person in front of him was the great beauty who moved the rivers and lakes twenty years ago.

Beauty is getting old, which is a very regrettable and sad thing.

But if she didn't know that she was no longer in her twenties, she still desperately wanted to tie the fat on her body with a corset, and cover the wrinkles on her face with fat powder.

Instead of being sad, it's disgusting and ridiculous.

This truth could not be more obvious, but strangely, most women in the world do not know this truth. Maybe it's a deliberate refusal to know.

The purple-faced Erlang couple was surprised that this young man was only sixteen or seventeen years old, and he was so well-informed that it was unbelievable.

Could it be that which old-timer in the rivers and lakes can't be modified in disguise?

Where can they guess that winning without disease is just when they were in the blue star in their previous life. My favorite thing to read is Jin Yong and Gu Long's martial arts novels, and I naturally know the characters and plots in them.

Madame Rose wore a small red satin leather jacket and a swastika bun, and you could smell the aroma of shavings oil from afar.

With a smile that she thought was very charming, she threw a wink at Win Wuxi, and almost spit out all the wine that Ying Wuxian had just drunk.

He turned towards Sima Wenjun and quietly made a vomiting expression, making Sima Wenjun laugh out loud.

At that moment, the delicate smile like a pear blossom in full bloom made Win Wuxian stunned.

reacted immediately, and quickly turned around, not daring to look again.

Madame Rose was completely unaware of it, and smiled at Ying Wuxi: "This young man is so handsome and chic, and his flying knife skills are so outstanding, is he the new disciple of Tanhualang?" ”

Li Xunhuan laughed and said, "This is the brother I just met!" ”

Then he asked rhetorically: "How can Your Excellency and his wife be so familiar with the fact that this Miao Langjun Flower Bee has turned into a big ball of meat?" ”

The purple-faced Erlang couple were silent, as if they didn't want to answer Li Xunhuan's question.

Win Wuxian said with a smile: "Because it was the couple who cut off the legs of that Miao Langjun and locked them in the cellar!" ”

Madame Rose was annoyed and angry, and scolded the man next to her: "Don't do it yet!" ”

Purple-faced Erlang Sun Kui smiled bitterly, and opposite was the famous Tanhualang Li Xunhuan. Xiao Li Feidao, who ranks third in the weapon spectrum, who dares to go over to find death.

This mother-in-law is really blinded by the treasure, and she doesn't want to think about it, even if the golden silk armor is snatched by you. With your figure, can you wear it?

Sun Kui took out his weapon and made a flying action. He flashed behind Madame Rose.

A slap slammed into Madame Rose's back, and then she fled towards the door at the speed of an arrow.

Madame Rose couldn't have imagined that Sun Kui would dare to be so bold and let out an angry scream.

But then the screaming stopped abruptly, because Ah Fei's iron sword had pierced her throat.

Sun Kui also ended up in the same way, with a chopstick stuck in the back of his neck, and his whole body fell heavily on the threshold.

Win Wuxian looked at the chopsticks on the back of Sun Kui's neck and smiled bitterly.

The person is Xiao Li Feidao, and there is no false hair. This is a small win flying chopsticks, and there is no false hair.