Volume 4: Drunk Laughter and Wishful Thinking, Awakening from Dreams and Empty Sighs to Make People Volume 4 Chapter 5: Consensual

Jiang Xiaoshu supported Li Mujiang, and as soon as the two sat down, Li Mujiang supported him with one hand, pointed at Jiang Xiaoshu with the other, and said with a smile:

"Jiang Xiaoshu, your poem is not bad, what is the name?"

Jiang Xiaoshu naturally won't explain that he hasn't finished this poem yet, where can he have time to get a name? He thought about it for a moment and said:

"It's called a gift...... What to give? How about gifting beauties? ”

"A gift?" Li Mujiang raised his head, frowned and thought for a moment, and said:

"Not good."

Of course, Jiang Xiaoshu knew that this perfunctory name was not good, but he didn't know why Li Mujiang had to think about it, so he said:

"What do you think about Miss Li?"

"Absolutely!" Li Mujiang was a little excited, she pointed to her face indiscriminately:

"Jiang Xiaoshu, you see, I'm a big beauty, it's not a big deal, it's very appropriate, but the giver should also leave a name for the poem."

His eyes were full of drunkenness, his cheeks were crimson, and he pointed to Jiang Xiaoshu opposite:

"Look, your face is as beautiful as the peony flowers we saw that day, and with these fox-like eyes, the first time I saw you, I thought you were also a beautiful girl...... Therefore, the name of this poem should be called, the beauty gives the beauty is! Hahaha......"

Jiang Xiaoshu gasped, his eyes widened, his face was shocked, and he was puzzled:

"This, how the hell is this the same tone as Lao Tzu? Isn't Lao Tzu's soul out of the body and attached to this little girl? He even raised his hand and slapped himself in the mouth, only to confirm that he was not drunk, let alone out of his body.

"Stop!" Li Mujiang snorted, she frowned, and said:

"What are you doing in the mouth? This mouth is very good - he said that he saved the beauty of the sky and did heroic deeds; said that it was really fucking beautiful, and the country was beautiful; He also said that my heart is my hometown; Fang just chanted the song "Beauty Presents Beauty". What if you break it? ”

Wei Chang on the side frowned, thinking to himself what kind of demon method this Jiang Xiaoshu knows? Otherwise, how could a sister be so unseemly...... Jiang Xiaoshu knew that he would never know any magic and immortal arts, and he didn't know why, this little girl was like this when she was drunk, her words were so unscrupulous and messy, this stinky little girl was usually cold and fierce enough to be scary, who knew that her appearance after drinking wine was a hundred times scary than usual!

Jiang Xiaoshu was so startled that he almost fell off the chair and fell down, but when he sat up straight, he settled down, and then put down his palm with a smile and said:

"Ah, yes, yes, Miss Li is right, then I won't fight."

"Mm-hmm, that's right...... Wrong! Li Mujiang was stumbling for a long time, and suddenly said to Jiang Xiaoshu as if he had just woken up from a dream:

"What's so good? This mouth is dead! You want to trick me into giving you a dressing in the ass; Scold me, scold me Li carpenter; Tell me to be a cow and a horse for you in the next life; It also gave it the nickname "The Starving Ghost"; Still...... Kiss my hand! What's even more odious is that as soon as this mouth opens, it is what a stinky chick stinky chick screams! It's just terrible! Bad thing, I see, it's good to tear it up! ”

Seeing that Jiang Xiaoshu was just laughing awkwardly and didn't tear his mouth apart, Li Mujiang slapped the table and said angrily:

"What are you doing? Even if you know that I don't want you to tear it, you should hit me two more times! ”

Jiang Xiaoshu saw what it meant to be "drunk without knowing it, and spit out the truth after drinking", he forced back his smile and replied:

"I'll beat it, you have to say it's so good, you can't beat it; If I stop, it's bad again. Miss Li, you are capricious, but you have taught me to be in a dilemma. ”

"Who do you say is capricious!" Li Mujiang pointed at Jiang Xiaoshu and held it for a long time, but his mind was empty, so he had to say:

"Jiang Xiaoshu, you are simply, simply ......"

"Wait, let me come." Jiang Xiaoshu pinched Li Mujiang's fingers, pointed at himself and said:

"Jiang Xiaoshu, you are simply shameless, and you are a big fart, upside down, and a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water. Plus it's still very shameless, oh no, it's shameless, how can you be shameless......"

Li Mujiang quickly withdrew his fingers, stared at his drunken and hazy eyes, and glared at Jiang Xiaoshu angrily.

Jiang Xiaoshu is still smiling, Li Mujiang doesn't know why, she also wants to laugh with this guy, but although she is drunk, she has not completely lost consciousness, she knows that she should be more serious at the moment, so she desperately wants to put on a straight face, but the smile on her face can't be hidden.

Legend has it that a famous ranger once said, "The best time a woman looks is when she wants to keep a straight face, but she can't help but laugh." I think that's a good point.

Obviously, Jiang Xiaoshu also thinks so - I saw Li Mujiang biting his teeth lightly, and he was still angry; Pretty face flushed, but there was a seven-point smile, Jiang Xiaoshu stared at the lovely person in front of him, and was in a trance for a while, he was actually stupid......

He swallowed his saliva, pointed at Li Mujiang, and was about to speak, but Li Mujiang grabbed his finger and shouted:

"Wait, let me come!"

Jiang Xiaoshu was very puzzled, thinking to himself what tricks this stinky chick was playing. But the next moment, Li Mujiang's words shocked his jaw.

I only heard Li Mujiang smiling with his eyebrows, drunk and cute, learning Jiang Xiaoshu's unique Beijing accent, closing his eyes and sighing softly:

"Yo, this girl, she's so fucking beautiful!"

This time it was Jiang Xiaoshu's turn to be dumbfounded, until Li Mujiang finally couldn't help laughing, his face that had been broken for a long time finally lost control, and he laughed. Jiang Xiaoshu came back to his senses and let out an even more unscrupulous and wanton laugh:

"Okay, you scoundrel stinky little girl, you actually took what I was going to say, if you weren't drunk, I'm afraid I wouldn't have seen such an interesting thing in my life, hahaha......"

"Who do you say is drunk?" Li Mujiang stopped laughing and said angrily:

"I'm not drunk, and if I don't believe me, I'll be able to talk to you right now......"

When the two of them gag, Wei Changyi on the side couldn't insert a word at all, so she had to eat silently on the side, and when she heard the conversation about business, she raised her head and looked at Li Mujiang.

Li Mujiang was already too drunk, her neck was dizzy, her face was red, and she looked at Jiang Xiaoshu with a strange expression, and suddenly said coldly:

"Jiang Xiaoshu, do you like me very much?"

Jiang Xiaoshu's jaw almost fell off and hit the surface of his feet, perhaps because of this, he was rarely slurred by the quick eloquence:

"I, I, I ......"

This Xifeng had great stamina, and when she saw that Li Mujiang's face was even redder, and seeing that Jiang Xiaoshu was speechless, she spoke:

"Its ......"

Jiang Xiaoshu's eyes widened violently.