Chapter 122: Whole Alive, Whole Alive
The whole engagement banquet, and then there was such a funny scene.
The nobles from the imperial capital who were sitting at the second table were actually waiting in line under the stage in a hurry.
Especially Wang Zhouzhou, who didn't know where to find a piece of marble, lay straight on the stage, and shouted at Liu Shengsheng again and again.
"You're in a hurry, hurry up and smash it!!"
Liu Shengsheng: "......"
Guests in the audience: "......"
They are already collectively numb, and those handstands washing their hair in front of them and eating noodles with their noses are all small scenes.
Outcome...... This Wang Zhouzhou came directly to the game.
God has a big stone in his chest!!
Chen and Li, who were sitting at the main table, had dark faces.
is obviously a nobleman in the imperial capital, so that they can participate in the engagement banquet, they also deliberately pushed the engagement banquet a few days forward.
Outcome?!
I'm sure I didn't invite a group of acrobats, and I put aside the strange atmosphere of this lively atmosphere!!
Li Shuangquan sighed and asked his in-law Chen Yixuan, "Do you want to send someone to stop it?" β
Chen Yixuan shook his head slightly: "You see that they are all playing so vigorously, it will definitely not be good to stop them." β
The two sighed in unison, they couldn't imagine that these nobles still had such a strange hobby.
β¦β¦
As Liu Shengsheng picked up the hammer and slammed it down.
Bang.
Wang Zhouzhou's whole face was flushed, his internal organs trembled obviously, and he screamed in pain.
"I'll ......"
"Broken ...... Is it so? β
He struggled his head and found that there was no trace of the marble on his chest.
"You're so hard!!"
Wang Zhouzhou roared at Liu Shengsheng with some collapse: "Use some force to break the marble for me!" β
"Otherwise, I'll smash your whole body later!!"
The pressure was instantly put on Liu Shengsheng's side.
He took a deep breath, clenched the sledgehammer in both hands, and his eyes showed that he was at home, and then he riveted his strength, and his entire fat body rose from the ground.
Wang Zhouzhou: "!! β
Let you exert yourself, not let you use all your strength!!
The guests in the audience: "!! β
This little fat man shouldn't be going to kill people!!
Everyone watched Liu Shengsheng jump in the air, and the big hammer in his hand seemed to have a sound of breaking wind.
Shout!!
Bang!!
The hammer slammed down, and the whole stage shook a few times.
Click......
The Hercules placed on Wang Zhouzhou's chest began to shatter.
Liu Shengsheng danced happily, clapped his hands happily and said: "Wang Shao, Wang Shao~~ I did it, I did it!" β
Wang Zhouzhou: "......"
I saw him lying on the ground, his face was terribly red, and he stood up from the ground with all his might.
The guests in the audience: "!! β
"It's not dead yet?!"
"The nobles of the imperial capital are really tenacious!"
"This applause, must be given to them!!"
"Hurry, applause!!"
Bang Bang Bang ......
The unaware guests applauded like crazy.
Who would have thought that attending an engagement banquet would also be able to see a chest crushed boulder that had been lost for many years.
This is simply a sandpaper performance to wipe your butt and show your hands.
Wang Zhouzhou held his breath, ignored the applause, and walked off the stage quickly.
Because he couldn't hold it anymore, his internal organs were about to shrink together, and if he stood on the stage again, he would probably have to perform a blood spurt on the spot.
He walked quickly to Su Bai, looked at him weakly and said, "Su ...... Less ......"
Su Bai waved his hand: "Seeing that you are working so hard, this matter will be forgotten." β
Wang Zhouzhou's steps were vain at this time, and he even struggled to walk, and obviously suffered a lot of internal injuries.
As Su Bai's words fell.
Wang Zhouzhou still couldn't hold it after all, his throat was sweet, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out directly.
Puff......
Wow......
He fell to the ground and passed out.
"Get someone up and take them to the hospital."
"When he woke up and told him that he was doing so well, remember to come to my wedding in a few days."
Everyone: "!! β
The performance is good, and I can also have the honor to participate in Su Bai's wedding!!
Su Bai smiled and said, "Let him come to this performance at my wedding." β
Everyone: "......"
They have seen a lot of living bodhisattvas, and the living Yama is really the first time they have seen them.
Half of his life has been wasted in other people's performances, and the remaining half of it, do you still want him to die for you!!
Lin Da'er, who was standing on the side, was trembling.
Because everyone has finished performing, he is left with no appearance.
Wang Zhouzhou was about to die on the stage in order to win forgiveness.
"Su ...... Su Shao......"
Lin Da'er even trembled in his voice, and shouted a little weakly: "I'm a lot older, or ...... Or ......"
Su Bai took over his words: "Or you can perform with me." β
Lin Da'er seemed to see hope, if he performed with Su Bai, how could he be hurt in the slightest!
His whole body immediately stood up.
"Okay!"
"As long as Su Shao can forgive me, no matter what, I am willing to perform with you!"
But Su Bai's next words made his soul reel.
"Don't be too happy."
"What I'm going to perform is - Eyes Closed Flying Knife!"
Lin Da'er: "!! β
If this flies a little wrong, it will not die tragically on the stage.
His whole person suddenly became decadent, and he cried with tears: "Su Shao...... I have an old one on top and a little one on the bottom. β
"It's not appropriate...... That's not appropriate! β
Su Bai didn't bother to talk to him, and walked directly onto the stage.
With the joyful atmosphere of the broken boulder in front of them, the guests in the audience were still immersed in a state of unfinished care.
When they saw Su Bai standing on the stage, thunderous applause rang out again.
Bang Bang Bang ......
Su Bai took the microphone and shouted to everyone: "The previous performances are still exciting, right?" β
"In order to let everyone see enough, I decided to do another part of the performance, which is even more exciting!"
"That's itβEyes Closed!"
The applause rang out again.
The bitter Lin Da'er lowered his head, like a walking corpse, standing on the stage.
Su Bai patted him on the shoulder: "On such a festive day, don't show such an expression." β
"Laugh, laugh~"
Lin Da'er squeezed out a smile that was even more ugly than crying, once Su Baifei deviated a little, he estimated that he would die tragically on the stage.
"Then I won't talk nonsense, just perform my talents."
The waiter put the knife on the plate and brought it out.
Lin Da'er stood ten meters away from Su Bai, and the whole person was tied to the turntable, like a lamb to be slaughtered.
"Su Shao...... You'll have to take it easy. β
Su Bai held the flying knife in his hand, and his eyes closed slightly.
As the turntable began to rotate, Su Bai calmly shot out a flying knife.
Airplanes!!
The speed of the flying knife, with a sound of breaking wind, exploded straight in the direction of Lin Da'er.
Quiver!!
Everyone's hearts lifted until they saw the knife plunged straight into the turntable.
"Good!!"
The shouts began to be heard.
Lin Da'er silently breathed a sigh of relief. Unexpectedly, before this breath eased up, Su Bai began to work again.