Chapter 139: Do you know what an overseas mad tiger is?
Bang.
Wang Dafu's avatar jumped out of the screen, followed by his voice.
"Hey?!"
"Can you hear me?!"
"Can you hear me?!"
Su Bai sat on the side and shouted in surprise: "I'm rubbing, the animal has become sperm!" ”
Puff......
Yu Lianxing on the side couldn't help laughing.
Wang Dafu also realized that he had been tricked, and scolded and scolded: "Little arm cub, how dare you insult like this!" ”
"You're so daring!"
Su Bai sighed twice: "God is bold!" ”
"Lao Tzu is connected with you, don't scold you, isn't it possible that he came to catch up with you and chat?"
"Still insulting you? I directly insulted your ancestors for eighteen generations, you hit the street! ”
Under Su Bai's ruthless madness of not playing cards according to the routine, Wang Dafu was so angry that he choked.
The fans in the live broadcast room are also happy to see it.
After all, Wang Dafu's master, in many live broadcast rooms, is regarded as a god!
Now that he is brushing his presence here with Yu Lianxing, he can't imagine being scolded by Su Bai and not being able to let out a fart.
[I really didn't expect my brother-in-law's scolding kung fu to be so ruthless. 】
[Even if it's me, a veteran keyboard warrior, I have to give three points! ] 】
[Every sentence of scolding is too standard, the funniest thing is that Wang Dafu is scolded in a hurry! ] 】
[Hahahaha, I didn't expect that Goddess Yu's live broadcast room also had a job to complete. 】
【……】
Wang Dafu saw that his face was almost unbearable, and he scolded anxiously: "Little arm cub, you have a kind of continuous scolding!" ”
"You'll regret it then!"
"Don't say I didn't tell you, I'm overseas but I have the title of Overseas Tiger, you go find a foreigner and ask!"
"If you offend me, there is absolutely no good fruit for you to eat, even if it is Yu Lianxing, it will not be able to protect you!"
Su Bai squinted, looked at Yu Lianxing and said, "Do you know any overseas kittens?" ”
Yu Lianxing said very cooperatively: "Isn't he saying that he is an overseas puppy?" ”
Su Bai said with a serious face: "He said he was a cat!" ”
Yu Lianxing straightened her waist and said angrily: "He said he was a dog!" ”
Yu Lianxing had a lot of contact with Su Bai, and was deeply affected, and actually stretched out five fingers: "I bet on five packs of spicy strips, and he said he was a dog!" ”
Su Bai snorted and laughed, "Okay! ”
Wang Dafu: "!! ”
The two of them sang and sang together, turning around and scolding themselves.
"Why did I say I was a dog?"
"Overseas Mad Dogs...... Phew, overseas tigers! ”
"You're killing yourself!!"
Yu Lianxing said with an indignant face: "You guy, you caused me to lose five packs of spicy strips!" ”
"It doesn't matter if you're a cat or a dog, you're a fool in my eyes!"
Wang Dafu thought that he would find a little bit of a field with the title of resounding overseas, but it turned out to be scolded again.
And it's also a husband and wife singing and scolding!
"I'm so angry, two dogs!!"
"Since you ......"
Su Bai suddenly interrupted: "Don't say cruel words first, do you want to go back and ask your grandma, didn't you give birth to a head when you gave birth to you?" ”
"I always think you're thinking like you're brainless."
Yu Lianxing's eyebrows furrowed slightly, and she always felt that Su Bai was going to dig a pit for the other side.
Wang Dafu: "What is brainless, if I don't have brains, I can be overseas for so many years?!" ”
"You're kidding!"
Su Bai snorted and laughed: "I don't believe you have a brain, let me ask you a question, if you can answer, I will bow and apologize to you together with Lianxing." ”
Wang Dafu didn't know what Su Bai was doing, but he could get his face back, and he accepted it categorically.
"Just ask."
Su Bai coughed twice: "This question is very simple, do you love your father more, or do you love your mother?" ”
Wang Dafu: "??? ”
He snorted in disbelief: "What? Did I hear me right? ”
Su Bai said lightly: "Yes, you just need to answer." ”
The audience in the live broadcast room has exceeded 10 million, and in front of so many people, confess to his family? !
Wang Dafu said with some embarrassment: "Love...... Love Mom ......"
Yu Lianxing answered heartily: "Hey~~My eldest son~"
"Although you are a rebel, but my mother loves you~~"
Wang Dafu: "!! ”
Wait for me here!!
He shouted angrily: "Damn, you are so shameless, you are so blatantly taking advantage, right?!" ”
"Damn, damn it!!"
Su Bai comforted and said, "Oh, it's just a little joke with you to ease the atmosphere." ”
"Now that you've won, aren't you very face-saving?"
Speaking of which, Wang Dafu's anger has subsided a lot, and he even feels that the field has been recovered.
He snorted coldly and urged urgently: "Hurry up, hurry up and bow to me and apologize!" ”
Su Bai nodded slightly: "Okay, I'll play the background music first~ This shows respect for you." ”
Yu Lianxing looked at Su Bai in surprise, could it be that she really apologized?!
But when he heard the sad background music he released, Yu Lianxing reacted instantly, and he came back to life again.
Sad and solemn background music sounds.
Yu Lianxing and Su Bai stood in front of the camera, and the two bowed in unison.
"A bow!!"
Su Bai shouted: "Second bow!" ”
"Three bows!!"
"Thank you!"
At this time, a gift was brushed, and Su Bai remembered the other party's ID: "Thank you for the super fire on the brush of "Wang Dafu, who was angry alive~"
Wang Dafu: "!! ”
His lungs are about to explode now, and he thought that the other party would be severely humiliated by himself, but it turned out that he couldn't win if he scolded him, and he was so special - being played as a monkey!!
After having an ID, the strange IDs behind it are endless.
"Wang Dafu's dog": "Wang! ”
"Wang Dafu's secretary": "The boss let me be home alone, I think he misses him now~"
"Wang Dafu's brother": "Stupid brother, still embarrassed here?!" ”
"Stupid King Dafu": "Keep scolding me, thank you, hehehe~"
Wang Dafu looked at the screen full of IDs and himself, and his teeth were about to be crushed.
"Kindly tell me your name, little arm cub!"
"Look at me offline and real you!"
"I want you to know how miserable the fate of those who oppose me will be."
"Come on, dare you dare!!"
Su Bai opened his mouth and smiled: "You want to me, right?" ”
"Okay, my family lives in Room 1001, Building 2, Flip Garden, Flip Street." Su Bai snorted and said, "My name is Hu Tutu, my father's name is Hu Yingjun, and my mother's name is Zhang Xiaoli." ”
"Go, go find it!!"
In order to connect the ridge appropriately, let's think that there is a Hututu in this world~~
When the fans heard this, they all burst out laughing.
[You are Hu Tutu, and I also have a new crayon! ] 】
[I'm still your grandfather cow~]
[My brother-in-law is really amazing, he has everything. 】
What everyone didn't expect was that this so-called overseas mad tiger was actually seriously threatening Su Bai: "Okay! Tipping Street, right? ”
"Hututu, right?"
"You wait for me!!"
Yu Lianxing: "?? ”
How can this person say it as if it were true, is it possible that he still wants to knife Hu Tutu?!