Volume 7: Leaving the song and re-dialing the king's will, the skillful craftsman recasts the licking calf Chapter 8 of Volume 7: Light and Heavy

When everyone was angry, a crisp child's voice came:

"You dog minions, you didn't say a word when you came up, but the feces were sprayed all over the ground, and my sister didn't come to pay attention to you, do you really think you're a thing? Phew! Come over here, let me drench you with a child's urine! ”

These few words are really scolding! Everyone turned their heads and saw that Qiao Ann had come out of nowhere, her teeth leaking, and they were pointing at the scoundrel leader and scolding angrily.

"Good little bastard!" The scoundrel was insulted in public, and his anger rose from his heart, and he raised his leg and kicked Qiao An's small body.

Chen Wuhao stood close and stretched out his hand to pull Qiao An behind him, but the kick kicked him firmly in the ribs, and he was unsteady and fell to the ground. Qiao An was startled, shouted Brother Chen, and leaned over to support Chen Wuhao.

The rogue leader's anger was not gone, and he kicked Qiao An's little face again, but halfway through the foot, he only felt a flower in front of him, and then the foot hung down softly, and he couldn't use any strength.

When I looked up, I saw a stunning beauty standing in front of me, and it seemed that she was blocking her own kick.

The scoundrel leader was stunned for a moment, and was about to open his mouth to scold, but the other party's expression was fierce, and his two eyes just glanced at him lightly, and he was startled and swallowed the words back into his stomach.

The remaining scoundrels saw Li Mujiang suddenly appear, but they didn't know her methods, so they surrounded them with a smile:

"Yo, where did the big beauty come from?"

"What's wrong? Do you want to stand up for this troupe? ”

"Look at your delicate appearance, you are not small"

"Don't you have the courage to do it? Other places are also ......"

…………

They kept insulting, but they didn't realize that their leader never opened his mouth from beginning to end.

Li Mujiang quietly listened to the foul words of the scoundrels, which was extremely unbearable, but she didn't even change her expression.

When the scoundrels' voices gradually stopped, she asked coldly:

"Finished?"

The scoundrels still wanted to answer, but they saw the white shadow flip, and then there was a sharp pain in everyone's mouth!

"Ahh

"What's that? Hmm-"

"It hurts! Wow. ”

"I, my teeth, my teeth."

The sound of "click" was endless, and I saw that all the scoundrels opened their mouths one after another to cry out in pain, as if they were killing pigs, and they each spit out the broken teeth in their mouths.

"You said three sentences, you said seven sentences, your mouth is the most broken, and you said more than ten sentences......" Li Mujiang said lightly, his eyes swept over the face of the scoundrel, and he frowned:

"One tooth in a word, more back and less to make up, just count it yourself."

Everyone lowered their heads, and as Li Mujiang said, the number of broken teeth under the feet of each scoundrel really matched the number of sentences they spoke.

When she made a move, she scared all the scoundrels half to death, how could they dare to say half a word?

"Sister Fairy, you've made a mistake," Qiao Ping's voice sounded, and he pointed to Fang Cai's dysentery head:

"He cursed only sixteen words, but there were seventeen teeth on the ground."

"Ah Ping is so careful, my sister has injuries on her body, and she even counted wrongly, it's really confused." Li Mujiang turned his head and smiled at Qiao Ping.

"Click" sounded, and I saw that Li Mujiang's hand was like lightning, and he had inserted a broken tooth back into the mouth of the leprosy head:

"Take it back, don't let it fall off again, the province says I wronged you."

But her worries were superfluous, the broken tooth was embedded in the mouth of the dysentery head, half an inch deeper than the original, and the facial bones of the dysentery head were loosened for a while, straight into the flesh, how could it easily fall?

The scoundrels were in pain, but they didn't dare to exhale the pain, so they could only cover their mouths and hum, and then the scoundrel leader finally reacted, and he trembled and said to Li Mujiang:

"You—You're hurting someone? My brother is a dragon catcher......"

"Two sentences," Li Mujiang interrupted him:

"Do it yourself or will I help you?"

The scoundrel suddenly stopped, he looked at Li Mujiang with a frightened face, saw her eyes narrowed slightly, and her cold gaze swept around his face, making sure that the other party was not joking with him, and suddenly his heart was crossed, and he punched himself in the mouth.

"Poof! Burst! The scoundrel spit out two teeth - he doesn't know martial arts, his strength is difficult to control, this punch actually knocked out five or six teeth, but he was afraid that Li Mujiang would "retreat more and make up less", and after spitting out two teeth, he swallowed the remaining few alive into his stomach.

Then he smiled at Li Mujiang with a flattering face, hoping that Li Mujiang would let him go. But halfway through the laugh, he was afraid that the other party would find that he had knocked out more than two teeth, so he covered his mouth with his hand and laughed out loud with a trembling body, just like the girl's shy posture. But on him, it was like an old dog that had been kicked in the nose and barked.

"Do you want to go?" Li Mujiang asked, the scoundrel leader nodded again and again, but Li Mujiang thought about it:

"No, I remember that you came to see the show, and the show hasn't started yet, so how can you leave?"

The scoundrel shook his head, but after meeting Li Mujiang's gaze, he immediately nodded again. The rest of the scoundrels saw that the leader had surrendered, and there was no dissent, and more than ten people huddled together and walked to the stage tremblingly.

"Master Qiao, please start, so many people are cheering, everyone should be lively." Li Mujiang greeted, and everyone in Qiao's class looked at each other, and then Qiao Ping and Qiao An shouted "Set up the stage", and everyone was busy.

"That's right," Li Mujiang took a bench and sat in front of the scoundrels:

"I forgot one thing, if this performance is too exciting, what kind of dragon and phoenix will be attracted...... Then I will have to blame you, and when the time comes, if the one standing behind you wants to unload one of your hands and half a foot, I will not be able to control it. ”

The scoundrels turned their heads to look behind them, only to see the tall and majestic Shi Li standing behind them with a steel knife, although he was expressionless, everyone saw one thing - as long as Li Mujiang gave an order, Mo said that he wanted to unload their hands and feet, even if he wanted to cut them all into meat sauce, this strong man would not hesitate.

Qiao Jiaban went south and north, quite famous, and the performance was really wonderful - the martial artists were vigorous, jumping like a raccoon cat, and they were mighty in their gestures, so they were not majestic; The guy who turned the dish turned it skillfully, and the plate seemed to be alive, changing all kinds of tricks; Qiao Nian herself performed tightrope walking, tossing and turning at a height of ten feet, which made people sweat for her......

Soon after the wonderful performance opened, the men, women and children of Heyang County were all brought over, and everyone surrounded the stage on the inside and outside of the three layers, crowded with people, so lively, the audience cheered, and the people of Qiao's class played harder, causing a burst of applause, and even Li Mujiang, who was sitting in the audience, nodded again and again.

Everyone was overjoyed, except for the rascals.

They crowded together with sad faces, and when they saw that there were more and more people, they cried out in their hearts, for fear that if such a big movement came, the dragon catcher would really come over, and their hands and feet would not be protected...... Thinking of this, they looked at Shi Li again, and saw this taciturn young man with a straight face, thoughtful, as if he was worried about not being able to cut everyone's feet.

Finally at the end of the performance, Chen Wuhao lifted out a big plate and shouted, "There is money to hold a money field, but there is no money to hold a personal field", and the scoundrels breathed a sigh of relief, and then Li Mujiang turned his head:

"You guys, didn't you hear Brother Chen speak? You have stood stupidly for a long time, and you didn't say a word of goodness, so naturally you didn't give people a little bit of praise, and now you don't pay for it, what are you waiting for? ”

The scoundrels were stunned, Chen Wuhao also cooperated, and stopped in front of them holding the plate, and the scoundrels looked at each other, and took out a few copper plates in their pockets, threw them into the plate, and jingled.

Only the scoundrel leader is different, he not only threw all the "watch money" given by Fang Cai Qiao's class into the plate, but also touched his body, found a lot of copper coins, and finally took out his shoes and shook them, and added a small ingot of silver.

"You're smart, no wonder you're the leader, you can get out." Li Mujiang nodded, and then turned to the rest of the scoundrels:

"I can see it, you think the performance is so exciting, but you are reluctant to leave."

Only then did the scoundrels suddenly come to their senses, took out all the money on their bodies and threw them into the plate, and then scattered as birds and beasts.

I was afraid that the copper plate containing the money didn't know that it could become so heavy, but Chen Wuhao held him in his hand, but it was extremely light, lighter than ever.